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[Limp Ditka]

JFC

 

[Limp Ditka]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

I hear you, brother. I didn't get to leave work until 3:45 today. And the nap I took between 4:00 and 5:00 was interrupted twice by my dogs.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

I hear you, brother. I didn't get to leave work until 3:45 today. And the nap I took between 4:00 and 5:00 was interrupted twice by my dogs.

Ts and Ps, brother.

I'm on like my 11th hour of being awake and watching tv and playing video games and ####....so I know what you and LD are going through. Things are tough all over.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

I hear you, brother. I didn't get to leave work until 3:45 today. And the nap I took between 4:00 and 5:00 was interrupted twice by my dogs.

Ts and Ps, brother.

I'm on like my 11th hour of being awake and watching tv and playing video games and ####....so I know what you and LD are going through. Things are tough all over.

You're like a workaholic. You're addicted to workahol.

 

[Abraham]

I have a lot of work to do. I love when everyone else goes to bed and I drink a 12 pack and work while listening to music that is bad for me (The outfield, Kanye west) on spotify.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

Man, that's a lot of ##### to be sucked.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

I hear you, brother. I didn't get to leave work until 3:45 today. And the nap I took between 4:00 and 5:00 was interrupted twice by my dogs.

Ts and Ps, brother.

I'm on like my 11th hour of being awake and watching tv and playing video games and ####....so I know what you and LD are going through. Things are tough all over.

You're like a workaholic. You're addicted to workahol.

It's a helluva drug.

 

[Limp Ditka]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

Man, that's a lot of ##### to be sucked.

####!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

 

[Abraham]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Seriously, The Outfield ####ig rules.

 

[Abraham]

I finished a bad bottle of muscato wine. Now I'm drinking cheap red table wine. Bottoms up homer.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Done working

I made 'black and tans' out of Kentucky Bourbon Ale and Tallgrass Vanilla Bean Buffalo Sweat Stout'

On my second pint.

Presentation: F

Effect (when combined with cold medicine): A-

 

[Limp Ditka]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Seriously, The Outfield ####ig rules.

They did, after all, build a city on rock and roll.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Seriously, The Outfield ####ig rules.

Play deep, buddy.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I finished a bad bottle of muscato wine. Now I'm drinking cheap red table wine.

Did you throw a few ice cubes in there?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Staying sober tonight. Not sure why but I am. Maybe I'm gay.

 

[Drifter]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

 

[Limp Ditka]

I finished a bad bottle of muscato wine. Now I'm drinking cheap red table wine.

Did you throw a few ice cubes in there?

####!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Done working

I made 'black and tans' out of Kentucky Bourbon Ale and Tallgrass Vanilla Bean Buffalo Sweat Stout'

On my second pint.

Presentation: F

Effect (when combined with cold medicine): A-

I decided to go with Miller Lite this evening.

Presentation: A+

Effect: A+

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I finished a bad bottle of muscato wine. Now I'm drinking cheap red table wine. Bottoms up homer.

Hey buddy.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Done working

I made 'black and tans' out of Kentucky Bourbon Ale and Tallgrass Vanilla Bean Buffalo Sweat Stout'

On my second pint.

Presentation: F

Effect (when combined with cold medicine): A-

I decided to go with Miller Lite this evening.

Presentation: A+

Effect: A+

If only we could all have red wine on ice.

A++++++++++

 

[Limp Ditka]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

no ####.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

no ####.

Ummm, that was for Drifter.

You just need to man up and do your f###ing job!

 

[Limp Ditka]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

no ####.

Ummm, that was for Drifter.

You just need to man up and do your f###ing job!

####!

 

[Drifter]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thought I'd do some home repairs yesterday, which, as you might imagine, is not really my forte (not sure what is). First on the to do list was to fix a busted flapper on a toilet. Seemed easy enough on the 2 minute youtube clip I watched. Yadda yadda yadda, I have a plumber coming over at 2pm today to fix a much larger issue that was non-existent before General Misfortune put on his tool belt and wizard hat. What should have been a 10 dollar fix is going to cost me at least 20 times that.

I have no idea how this is even possible unless you were using a jackhammer or something.

Well, I pulled off the old flapper pretty easily. It looked like an old diaphragm. I tried to put the new one on, but I wasn't sure where it hooked into. So then I saw this thing that looked like Homer Simpson's drinking bird and tried to loosen it up in hopes that the flapper would connect there. But when I bent it backwards to try and gain some leverage to loosen it up, something that looks very important and not easily replaceable snapped off. Like a bracket or something. I thought about using gorrila glue, but man, this is a toilet. I don't want to be jerryrigging something so vital to our daily existence. Well, after the bracket snapped off, I called my plumber, who is quite nice and very reasonable and after laughing at me agreed to meet me today. He usually books a week out, so he must have sensed my desperation and pitied me like most women who ever slept with me.

I hate housing projects.

The best part about this is your reference to "my plumber". You say it like "my accountant" or "my lawyer", like someone you have an ongoing relationship with.

It's not Dodds, but there is this on Twitter.

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And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Just poured a big whiskey.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

I can hold my own drink too.

Sometimes I fall down though.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

No offense, but that'd be a pretty shitty movie.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

I can hold my own drink too.

Sometimes I fall down though.

Sounds like you already have.

 

[Drifter]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

No offense, but that'd be a pretty shitty movie.

Going to Vegas next week. That would be an entertaining scene maybe...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

No offense, but that'd be a pretty shitty movie.

Going to Vegas next week. That would be an entertaining scene maybe...

Maaaaaybe worthy of an Amazon Prime movie.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

I can hold my own drink too.

Sometimes I fall down though.

Sounds like you already have.

Pinewood Derby tonight. Mrs. SLB told me to take the boys home and put them to bed while she stayed to clean up.

Sure I felt like a shmuck as the other guys labored and looked at me like I was an ####### for leaving but their wives laughed at my joke about what I was going to have to do to her for this favor so #### those guys.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

I can hold my own drink too.

Sometimes I fall down though.

Sounds like you already have.

Pinewood Derby tonight. Mrs. SLB told me to take the boys home and put them to bed while she stayed to clean up.

Sure I felt like a shmuck as the other guys labored and looked at me like I was an ####### for leaving but their wives laughed at my joke about what I was going to have to do to her for this favor so #### those guys.

Those guys were clearly just jealous.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby?

I'm so ashamed to have immediately known what that is.

I deserve some sort of prize........IN ECONOMICS!!!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby?

I'm so ashamed to have immediately known what that is.

I deserve some sort of prize........IN ECONOMICS!!!!!

 

[strykerpks]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

A there was a Blockbuster right by my work that finally shut down. I also just got a PS3 a while back so I picked up a discounted Call of Duty MW3 (and Tiger Woods 14).

Holy balls I think I"m going to have a seizure. But damn this is fun

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

A there was a Blockbuster right by my work that finally shut down. I also just got a PS3 a while back so I picked up a discounted Call of Duty MW3 (and Tiger Woods 14).

Holy balls I think I"m going to have a seizure. But damn this is fun

Man, I wish an industry had died near me.

 

[T Bell]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Seriously, The Outfield ####ig rules.

When Tanner's working late, he delights in putting in the Outfield, Play Deep music roll and listening to it in his player piano.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

I can hold my own drink too.

Sometimes I fall down though.

Sounds like you already have.

Pinewood Derby tonight. Mrs. SLB told me to take the boys home and put them to bed while she stayed to clean up.

Sure I felt like a shmuck as the other guys labored and looked at me like I was an ####### for leaving but their wives laughed at my joke about what I was going to have to do to her for this favor so #### those guys.

Those guys were clearly just jealous.

Of course she told me tonight that they want her to be Grand Klugi or whatever so she may have just been showing leadership instead of bowing to my pimp hand.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Seriously, The Outfield ####ig rules.

When Tanner's working late, he delights in putting in the Outfield, Play Deep music roll and listening to it in his player piano.

Pretty sure he hates The Outfield.

 

[Abraham]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

A there was a Blockbuster right by my work that finally shut down. I also just got a PS3 a while back so I picked up a discounted Call of Duty MW3 (and Tiger Woods 14).

Holy balls I think I"m going to have a seizure. But damn this is fun

Man, I wish an industry had died near me.

Welcome to Detroit!

 

[T Bell]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

Intelligence and common sense can get you a long way if you put the effort in. There's surprisingly little of that, and especially the latter, in higher education.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB just got home. I was right.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Mrs. SLB just got home. I was right.

Bury your face in there, son!

 

[T Bell]

And I venture into my 14th hour of work...........................

The horror

You need a different job or a kickass assistant.

As long as the stock is doing well, I can live with it. Still amazed that a lowly ex-stoner slacker like myself can sit down with the MIT and Wharton types and hold his own. They should make a movie.

I can hold my own drink too.

Sometimes I fall down though.

Sounds like you already have.

Pinewood Derby tonight. Mrs. SLB told me to take the boys home and put them to bed while she stayed to clean up.

Sure I felt like a shmuck as the other guys labored and looked at me like I was an ####### for leaving but their wives laughed at my joke about what I was going to have to do to her for this favor so #### those guys.

"Now you boys be sure and call me if she isn't doin' the job right."

:hitchesupdrawersandswaggersout:

 

[Abraham]

Mrs. SLB just got home. I was right.

Bury your face in there, son!

And then remind her of the time a year ago you made her meet a bunch of your internet friends!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Now you boys be sure and call me if she isn't doin' the job right."

:hitchesupdrawersandswaggersout:

I so badly wanted to say something like "you own your woman, she doesn't own you" but I'm already in the ring of hatred.