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[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB just got home. I was right.

Bury your face in there, son!

No not that. That's tomorrow night, no kids. She is acting as if she has something neat planned for me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB just got home. I was right.

Bury your face in there, son!

And then remind her of the time a year ago you made her meet a bunch of your internet friends!

She mentions that weekly.

 

[bentley]

I'm here but decided to spend the last hour reading the whole "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" thread. Seems to be largely full of people #####ing about how the show isn't as funny as it used to be. From what I can tell, people started #####ing about that in the second or third episode.

I'm on S8e8, Charlie Rules the World.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm here but decided to spend the last hour reading the whole "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" thread. Seems to be largely full of people #####ing about how the show isn't as funny as it used to be. From what I can tell, people started #####ing about that in the second or third episode.

I'm on S8e8, Charlie Rules the World.

This is why you're good.

 

[Frostillicus]

Tonight Mrs. Frosty got all hammered on the wine and had skipped dinner so she wanted pizza hut. She knows I don't much care for pizza hut, so she usually bribes me to order it. Tonight though, the wait for a delivery was 90 minutes, but I could do carry out and get it pretty much instantly. I say, man that would suck. So I get a "super bribe" for when I return. Ok then. So I go and because we had a bunch of snow and I'm an idiot I get our SUV stuck in the snow on the side of the driveway (I had only one drink at this point so it wasn't the booze, it was the stupidity). It would be easy to get it out with two people but I know she's worthless so I just say screw it I will deal with it tomorrow and get the other car and go get the pizza. I get back and she's passed out. I finally shake her awake and she has no idea why we have pizza even after I explain it three times, takes two bites, and goes and passes out in bed. So now I'm sitting here by myself with no return on investment and 95% of a pepperoni and green olive pizza from pizza hut I have no interest in.

 

[-fish-]

Tonight Mrs. Frosty got all hammered on the wine and had skipped dinner so she wanted pizza hut. She knows I don't much care for pizza hut, so she usually bribes me to order it. Tonight though, the wait for a delivery was 90 minutes, but I could do carry out and get it pretty much instantly. I say, man that would suck. So I get a "super bribe" for when I return. Ok then. So I go and because we had a bunch of snow and I'm an idiot I get our SUV stuck in the snow on the side of the driveway (I had only one drink at this point so it wasn't the booze, it was the stupidity). It would be easy to get it out but I know she's worthless so I just say screw it I will deal with it tomorrow and get the other car and go get the pizza. I get back and she's passed out. I finally shake her awake and she has no idea why we have pizza even after I explain it three times, takes two bites, and goes and passes out in bed. So now I'm sitting here by myself with no return on investment and 95% of a pepperoni and green olive pizza from pizza hut I have no interest in.

Crock pot pizza?

 

[bentley]

Tonight Mrs. Frosty got all hammered on the wine and had skipped dinner so she wanted pizza hut. She knows I don't much care for pizza hut, so she usually bribes me to order it. Tonight though, the wait for a delivery was 90 minutes, but I could do carry out and get it pretty much instantly. I say, man that would suck. So I get a "super bribe" for when I return. Ok then. So I go and because we had a bunch of snow and I'm an idiot I get our SUV stuck in the snow on the side of the driveway (I had only one drink at this point so it wasn't the booze, it was the stupidity). It would be easy to get it out but I know she's worthless so I just say screw it I will deal with it tomorrow and get the other car and go get the pizza. I get back and she's passed out. I finally shake her awake and she has no idea why we have pizza even after I explain it three times, takes two bites, and goes and passes out in bed. So now I'm sitting here by myself with no return on investment and 95% of a pepperoni and green olive pizza from pizza hut I have no interest in.

ooooooooooooofffff

 

[Frostillicus]

Tonight Mrs. Frosty got all hammered on the wine and had skipped dinner so she wanted pizza hut. She knows I don't much care for pizza hut, so she usually bribes me to order it. Tonight though, the wait for a delivery was 90 minutes, but I could do carry out and get it pretty much instantly. I say, man that would suck. So I get a "super bribe" for when I return. Ok then. So I go and because we had a bunch of snow and I'm an idiot I get our SUV stuck in the snow on the side of the driveway (I had only one drink at this point so it wasn't the booze, it was the stupidity). It would be easy to get it out but I know she's worthless so I just say screw it I will deal with it tomorrow and get the other car and go get the pizza. I get back and she's passed out. I finally shake her awake and she has no idea why we have pizza even after I explain it three times, takes two bites, and goes and passes out in bed. So now I'm sitting here by myself with no return on investment and 95% of a pepperoni and green olive pizza from pizza hut I have no interest in.

Crock pot pizza?

yeah probably later

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tonight Mrs. Frosty got all hammered on the wine and had skipped dinner so she wanted pizza hut. She knows I don't much care for pizza hut, so she usually bribes me to order it. Tonight though, the wait for a delivery was 90 minutes, but I could do carry out and get it pretty much instantly. I say, man that would suck. So I get a "super bribe" for when I return. Ok then. So I go and because we had a bunch of snow and I'm an idiot I get our SUV stuck in the snow on the side of the driveway (I had only one drink at this point so it wasn't the booze, it was the stupidity). It would be easy to get it out with two people but I know she's worthless so I just say screw it I will deal with it tomorrow and get the other car and go get the pizza. I get back and she's passed out. I finally shake her awake and she has no idea why we have pizza even after I explain it three times, takes two bites, and goes and passes out in bed. So now I'm sitting here by myself with no return on investment and 95% of a pepperoni and green olive pizza from pizza hut I have no interest in.

Green olives?

Pretty sure she deserves a sore bung in the morning.

 

[Frostillicus]

Tonight Mrs. Frosty got all hammered on the wine and had skipped dinner so she wanted pizza hut. She knows I don't much care for pizza hut, so she usually bribes me to order it. Tonight though, the wait for a delivery was 90 minutes, but I could do carry out and get it pretty much instantly. I say, man that would suck. So I get a "super bribe" for when I return. Ok then. So I go and because we had a bunch of snow and I'm an idiot I get our SUV stuck in the snow on the side of the driveway (I had only one drink at this point so it wasn't the booze, it was the stupidity). It would be easy to get it out with two people but I know she's worthless so I just say screw it I will deal with it tomorrow and get the other car and go get the pizza. I get back and she's passed out. I finally shake her awake and she has no idea why we have pizza even after I explain it three times, takes two bites, and goes and passes out in bed. So now I'm sitting here by myself with no return on investment and 95% of a pepperoni and green olive pizza from pizza hut I have no interest in.

Green olives?

Pretty sure she deserves a sore bung in the morning.

That was supposed to be the plan.

And I like green olives.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So just a random question about marriage.

If your wife is passed out drunk...are you allowed to treat her like a Real Doll or is that frowned upon?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tonight Mrs. Frosty got all hammered on the wine and had skipped dinner so she wanted pizza hut. She knows I don't much care for pizza hut, so she usually bribes me to order it. Tonight though, the wait for a delivery was 90 minutes, but I could do carry out and get it pretty much instantly. I say, man that would suck. So I get a "super bribe" for when I return. Ok then. So I go and because we had a bunch of snow and I'm an idiot I get our SUV stuck in the snow on the side of the driveway (I had only one drink at this point so it wasn't the booze, it was the stupidity). It would be easy to get it out with two people but I know she's worthless so I just say screw it I will deal with it tomorrow and get the other car and go get the pizza. I get back and she's passed out. I finally shake her awake and she has no idea why we have pizza even after I explain it three times, takes two bites, and goes and passes out in bed. So now I'm sitting here by myself with no return on investment and 95% of a pepperoni and green olive pizza from pizza hut I have no interest in.

Green olives?

Pretty sure she deserves a sore bung in the morning.

That was supposed to be the plan.

And I like green olives.

Sounds like you'd simply be holding up your end of the agreement.

 

[Frostillicus]

So just a random question about marriage.

If your wife is passed out drunk...are you allowed to treat her like a Real Doll or is that frowned upon?

Pretty much have to get some level of response in the affirmative.

 

[-fish-]

So just a random question about marriage.

If your wife is passed out drunk...are you allowed to treat her like a Real Doll or is that frowned upon?

Sometimes yes, sometimes no, but god help you if you guess wrong

 

[Homer J Simpson]

http://youtu.be/TPntBBvWTqg

Just watch it, f###er.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So just a random question about marriage.

If your wife is passed out drunk...are you allowed to treat her like a Real Doll or is that frowned upon?

Pretty much have to get some level of response in the affirmative.

So as long as you don't get a "no" it's all good? Nice to hear.

 

[-fish-]

I have a funny story but don't have time to tell it, I'm on a phone and I'm drunk

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have a funny story but don't have time to tell it, I'm on a phone and I'm drunk

Well get to a laptop immediately. We can wait.

 

[Frostillicus]

I made some good spanished rice today too.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I made some good spanished rice today too.

Look, man. I appreciate the effort and everything, but if you're not sleep-raping your wife I'm just feeling underwhelmed.

 

[-fish-]

I have a funny story but don't have time to tell it, I'm on a phone and I'm drunk

Well get to a laptop immediately. We can wait.

Still drinking like it's my job. Just threw this here to remind me.

 

[T Bell]

Tonight Mrs. Frosty got all hammered on the wine and had skipped dinner so she wanted pizza hut. She knows I don't much care for pizza hut, so she usually bribes me to order it. Tonight though, the wait for a delivery was 90 minutes, but I could do carry out and get it pretty much instantly. I say, man that would suck. So I get a "super bribe" for when I return. Ok then. So I go and because we had a bunch of snow and I'm an idiot I get our SUV stuck in the snow on the side of the driveway (I had only one drink at this point so it wasn't the booze, it was the stupidity). It would be easy to get it out with two people but I know she's worthless so I just say screw it I will deal with it tomorrow and get the other car and go get the pizza. I get back and she's passed out. I finally shake her awake and she has no idea why we have pizza even after I explain it three times, takes two bites, and goes and passes out in bed. So now I'm sitting here by myself with no return on investment and 95% of a pepperoni and green olive pizza from pizza hut I have no interest in.

Green olives?

Pretty sure she deserves a sore bung in the morning.

That was supposed to be the plan.

And I like green olives.

I think we found a new GMTAN term!

O

 

[Homer J Simpson]

O

Wrong color olive.

 

[Abraham]

I always hated the word "folks". Hate it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

http://youtu.be/TPntBBvWTqg

Just watch it, f###er.

You know, YouTube tells me how many have watched. I'm VERY disappointed in you people!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I always hated the word "folks". Hate it.

Folk you.

 

[bentley]

I always hated the word "folks". Hate it.

That's the default term around our office for staff. Because "folks" is so much more personal.

"If my folks don't get their #### together, I'm going to have to fire somebody."

 

[T Bell]

I always hated the word "folks". Hate it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm here but decided to spend the last hour reading the whole "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" thread. Seems to be largely full of people #####ing about how the show isn't as funny as it used to be. From what I can tell, people started #####ing about that in the second or third episode.

I'm on S8e8, Charlie Rules the World.

So awesome.

Tonight Mrs. Frosty got all hammered on the wine and had skipped dinner so she wanted pizza hut. She knows I don't much care for pizza hut, so she usually bribes me to order it. Tonight though, the wait for a delivery was 90 minutes, but I could do carry out and get it pretty much instantly. I say, man that would suck. So I get a "super bribe" for when I return. Ok then. So I go and because we had a bunch of snow and I'm an idiot I get our SUV stuck in the snow on the side of the driveway (I had only one drink at this point so it wasn't the booze, it was the stupidity). It would be easy to get it out with two people but I know she's worthless so I just say screw it I will deal with it tomorrow and get the other car and go get the pizza. I get back and she's passed out. I finally shake her awake and she has no idea why we have pizza even after I explain it three times, takes two bites, and goes and passes out in bed. So now I'm sitting here by myself with no return on investment and 95% of a pepperoni and green olive pizza from pizza hut I have no interest in.

So just a random question about marriage.

If your wife is passed out drunk...are you allowed to treat her like a Real Doll or is that frowned upon?

Sometimes yes, sometimes no, but god help you if you guess wrong

 

[Frostillicus]

O

Wrong color olive.

kalamata?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://youtu.be/TPntBBvWTqg

Just watch it, f###er.

And green olives are horrible. It has to be the only thing I've gone back to again and again thinking maybe I'll like them. Kalamata says, up yours greenie.

 

[T Bell]

http://youtu.be/TPntBBvWTqg

Just watch it, f###er.

And green olives are horrible. It has to be the only thing I've gone back to again and again thinking maybe I'll like them. Kalamata says, up yours greenie.

Garlic stuffed green olives are the bomb.

 

[strykerpks]

Wait. People really order green olives on pizza?

 

[-fish-]

Wait. People really order green olives on pizza?

I worked at a pizza joint as a second job in college. Nobody ever ordered green olives. Those things shouldn't exist outside of a martini glass.

 

[strykerpks]

Beerhole update?

Who's coming in town Friday night? My wife is getting us a sitter and we're going out with whoever shows. I may have to be on somewhat good behavior that night.

She's taking the kid out of town on Saturday so I can make an "### out of your(my)self for your(my) internet friends at the Brewer game". Sounds like a plan to me.

Are there any wives coming :snicker: other than Pepper? She was a little buzzed tonight and looking forward to it but when she's sober she is weird.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wait. People really order green olives on pizza?

I worked at a pizza joint as a second job in college. Nobody ever ordered green olives. Those things shouldn't exist outside of a martini glass.

This.

Green olives are only acceptable when soaked in booze.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://youtu.be/TPntBBvWTqg

Just watch it, f###er.

And green olives are horrible. It has to be the only thing I've gone back to again and again thinking maybe I'll like them. Kalamata says, up yours greenie.

Garlic stuffed green olives are the bomb.

I would give them a shot but would likely be disappointed again. Like my parents.

 

[Frostillicus]

http://youtu.be/TPntBBvWTqg

Just watch it, f###er.

And green olives are horrible. It has to be the only thing I've gone back to again and again thinking maybe I'll like them. Kalamata says, up yours greenie.

I'm going to eat a handful of green olives right now just to prove you wrong.

 

[Frostillicus]

http://youtu.be/TPntBBvWTqg

Just watch it, f###er.

And green olives are horrible. It has to be the only thing I've gone back to again and again thinking maybe I'll like them. Kalamata says, up yours greenie.

I'm going to eat a handful of green olives right now just to prove you wrong.

No matter how much you want it to be, this is NOT a euphemism.

 

[-fish-]

Blue cheese stuffed olives in a vodka martini are great.

 

[Abraham]

I should have married a professional women's tennis player. We all should have. Including ysr.

 

[Frostillicus]

Beerhole update?

Who's coming in town Friday night? My wife is getting us a sitter and we're going out with whoever shows. I may have to be on somewhat good behavior that night.

She's taking the kid out of town on Saturday so I can make an "### out of your(my)self for your(my) internet friends at the Brewer game". Sounds like a plan to me.

Are there any wives coming :snicker: other than Pepper? She was a little buzzed tonight and looking forward to it but when she's sober she is weird.

Still working on it, and if I come the whino olive denier will be coming with me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Blue cheese stuffed olives in a vodka martini are great.

Blue cheese goes well with just about anything. Particularly vodka.

 

[strykerpks]

Blue cheese stuffed olives in a vodka martini are great.

Blue cheese goes well with just about anything. Particularly vodka.

I think you swapped "blue cheese" with "vodka", but that's ok

 

[-fish-]

I should have married a professional women's tennis player. We all should have. Including ysr.

Think she's the only one eligible. I think they only date lesbians and pro hockey players.

 

[-fish-]

Blue cheese stuffed olives in a vodka martini are great.

Blue cheese goes well with just about anything. Particularly vodka.

So just throw away the olives? Probably a good idea.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

74% on Denver?

Seattle to the bank right?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Blue cheese stuffed olives in a vodka martini are great.

Blue cheese goes well with just about anything. Particularly vodka.

So just throw away the olives? Probably a good idea.

I like to throw them at the waitress to remind her she is beneath me.

 

[-fish-]

Weather now "snow showers"

 

[strykerpks]

Weather now "snow showers"

That's cute