GM's thread about nothing (77 Viewers)

[kevzilla]

Made something called Three Mile Island Martinis tonight. They aren't martinis, but they were good.

2 fl oz Redrum

1 fl oz blue curacao

2.5 fl oz pineapple juice

Shake, strain, pour into chilled cocktail glass, turn in your man card.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Strip club in Vegas? Ok.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

We don't get to see this Aaron very often. I like it a lot.

 

[General Malaise]

Thought you homo ####sssssoissss were drinking!

 

[General Malaise]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yvrjipllk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[General Malaise]

WHO ELSE IS UP BETTING HOT GIRLS TENNIS! GO HOT BLOMDE! #260

 

[Daywalker]

Mini-me please.

 

[General Malaise]

Shark move is to smoke pot out of an apple. No toxins, easy to do, eat the evidence or let Bambi do it.

 

[General Malaise]

Strip club in Vegas? Ok.

Ok? It's mandatory.

 

[General Malaise]

So just a random question about marriage.

If your wife is passed out drunk...are you allowed to treat her like a Real Doll or is that frowned upon?

 

[Osaurus]

Every day I am in Wisconsin is a reminder of why I don't live in Wisconsin. :frozenraisins:

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So just a random question about marriage.

If your wife is passed out drunk...are you allowed to treat her like a Real Doll or is that frowned upon?

Pretty rapey, Otis.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yvrjipllk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

That was rather artistic, GM. The lighting, the angles

 

[Abraham]

Good morning.

 

[Tiger Fan]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

A there was a Blockbuster right by my work that finally shut down. I also just got a PS3 a while back so I picked up a discounted Call of Duty MW3 (and Tiger Woods 14).

Holy balls I think I"m going to have a seizure. But damn this is fun

Man, I wish an industry had died near me.

Welcome to Detroit!

 

[shuke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yvrjipllk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

the lighting

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Good morning.

sup, Abe

 

[Abraham]

Good morning.

sup, Abe

Crunching numbers and such. I drank two bottles of wine and one rum drink and feel surprisingly spry.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yvrjipllk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

the lighting

I know. It was even hard to see the blinding whiteness of GM at times.

 

[Guster]

About to pack up and call it a day - heading up to Windsor for a weekend of debauchery with some friends, oh and the Detroit Auto Show

I probably won't have a chance to update the squares pool, but if anyone wants in, there are still 40 squares left after the YSRs got theirs.

Have fun, GBG!And there's no way you come in hotter than GM did at coshole. Hell, I was in bed when he got there only to wake up to a GM monologue in my room. The paleness of it all made it especially ethereal - it was like the Moon was talking to me and I woke up mid-sentence. Then, like that - he was gone.

(likely to go looking for BBQ sauce in his underwear)

I'm the ghost of Jacob Malaise.....ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

Fortunately for UH you were also the ghost of cornholes yet to come.

Come to think of it, GM WAS wearing chains he had forged in life. I think I asked Stoner Poodle to buy us the biggest goose in the butcher's window but he instead dragged Ms cos' purse-full-of-meat into the garden.

Forgot about the meat purse.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Pretty fun. When you leave a strip club and everyone owes $200 for no good reason.

JB didn't pick up the tab?

 

[Abraham]

The production quality on that makes the Blair Witch Project look like ####### Avatar.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Was gonna go see Mata today because I evidently have a death wish. But it's ####### snowing AGAIN and she's 90 miles away, so no Uruk-Tail this a.m. May make a break for it later, or I might just sit here and drink /merlehaggard

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Why did I try to watch GI Joe Retaliation, last night? How did they ruin this childhood icon so completely?

 

[Abraham]

GI Joe Retaliation is awful. I was looking forward to it and it was unbelievably bad.

Was gonna go see Mata today because I evidently have a death wish. But it's ####### snowing AGAIN and she's 90 miles away, so no Uruk-Tail this a.m. May make a break for it later, or I might just sit here and drink /merlehaggard

Reminds me my favorite line in of one of my favorite unappreciated songs, "Broken Bottles." Ironically, the band is named Sons of Bill.

"and Girl, I've only got you to thank...

...Hank Williams was a lovesick drinker, but being a lovesick drunk don't make you Hank."

 

[Abraham]

The FFA has become gay fixated. This has probably happened as a result from all the women that have ruined the lives of so many men in here thru unwanted pregnancies, openly cheating, charging credit cards to their max and ruining both of their credit lines for the next 5 years, male self flagellations monthly from what is often referred to as periods, and having to sit thru The Hours at least once has probably sent this place over the edge.

Or maybe it's just the result of bad parenting.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I don't understand why he tries so hard to be edgy and controversial these days

 

[T Bell]

74% on Denver?

Seattle to the bank right?

People always seem to underestimate defense in the Super Bowl.

 

[Guster]

Beerhole update?

Who's coming in town Friday night? My wife is getting us a sitter and we're going out with whoever shows. I may have to be on somewhat good behavior that night.

She's taking the kid out of town on Saturday so I can make an "### out of your(my)self for your(my) internet friends at the Brewer game". Sounds like a plan to me.

Are there any wives coming :snicker: other than Pepper? She was a little buzzed tonight and looking forward to it but when she's sober she is weird.

When is it again? I'm most likely in

 

[T Bell]

I should have married a professional women's tennis player. We all should have. Including ysr.

Think she's the only one eligible. I think they only date lesbians and pro hockey players.

Your whore mouth _> close it bub.

It's ok though - they only date them one at a time. You'd like them.

 

[Guster]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

And why aren't you videoing this?

I don't know how to video it OR post it. Where's Guster? He usually bails me out doing these things.

In canada, about to get redrunk

 

[T Bell]

74% on Denver?

Seattle to the bank right?

Let us Do It!

I'm also thinking about converting the family to Judaism. I figure if there is a test most of the answers will be "Hitler".

Q: Who led his "chosen people" from bondage to the Promised Land?

Bob: Hitler!

 

[T Bell]

Shark move is to smoke pot out of an apple. No toxins, easy to do, eat the evidence or let Bambi do it.

Or Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

[Guster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yvrjipllk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'm not good at hard whiskey

 

[Ignoramus]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Seriously, The Outfield ####ig rules.

When Tanner's working late, he delights in putting in the Outfield, Play Deep music roll and listening to it in his player piano.

Pretty sure he hates The Outfield.

Way to go out on a limb.

 

[T Bell]

The FFA has become gay fixated. This has probably happened as a result from all the women that have ruined the lives of so many men in here thru unwanted pregnancies, openly cheating, charging credit cards to their max and ruining both of their credit lines for the next 5 years, male self flagellations monthly from what is often referred to as periods, and having to sit thru The Hours at least once has probably sent this place over the edge.

Or maybe it's just the result of bad parenting.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

74% on Denver?

Seattle to the bank right?

People always seem to underestimate defense in the Super Bowl.

Yep. Manning is incredible, but I think the Seahawks are gonna bring some hurtin'. I rarely bet anymore, but I'm thinking of putting a couple of shillings on Seattle.

I remember the Ravens' first SB and how some thought the Giants' "high-powered offense" would be able to overcome the pressure and coverage. Like Mike Tyson said - "everyone has a plan until they get hit". Kerry Collins was falling down at shadows after about 3 minutes. Tiki Barber said afterwards he'd never seen holes close so fast. The Giants were shell-shocked, and their one brief moment of hope (kick return for a TD) was trumped by one of the Ravens' own. After that, it was just a matter of cleaning the blood off of the field.

I don't think the Hawks' D is as good as the 2000 Ravens', but I think they can keep Denver in check enough to win it.

 

[Ignoramus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yvrjipllk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

the lighting

"As you can see here, I have a glass of Bushmills..."

No, we cannot.

 

[Ignoramus]

74% on Denver?

Seattle to the bank right?

People always seem to underestimate defense in the Super Bowl.

Yep. Manning is incredible, but I think the Seahawks are gonna bring some hurtin'. I rarely bet anymore, but I'm thinking of putting a couple of shillings on Seattle.I remember the Ravens' first SB and how some thought the Giants' "high-powered offense" would be able to overcome the pressure and coverage. Like Mike Tyson said - "everyone has a plan until they get hit". Kerry Collins was falling down at shadows after about 3 minutes. Tiki Barber said afterwards he'd never seen holes close so fast. The Giants were shell-shocked, and their one brief moment of hope (kick return for a TD) was trumped by one of the Ravens' own. After that, it was just a matter of cleaning the blood off of the field.

I don't think the Hawks' D is as good as the 2000 Ravens', but I think they can keep Denver in check enough to win it.

For purely non-gambol reasons I hope you guys are wrong.Outside of the Sandy Eggo stinker, Denver has quietly been playing some very solid defense and Seattle's offense isn't exactly the '13 Broncos.

 

[belljr]

So just a random question about marriage.

If your wife is passed out drunk...are you allowed to treat her like a Real Doll or is that frowned upon?

Pretty much have to get some level of response in the affirmative.

So as long as you don't get a "no" it's all good? Nice to hear.

i count any noise as a yes

 

[Frostillicus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yvrjipllk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Thorn like woman. classic.

 

[General Malaise]

I was going for art decopage.

Also, wish I had Denver +2. They are going to be too much for Seattle. IMO.

 

[belljr]

i guess i can ask here.... you peeps actually use the like feature?

 

[General Malaise]

i guess i can ask here.... you peeps actually use the like feature?

Stupidest thing on this site. I have used it sparingly and think it's a conversation waster.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

i guess i can ask here.... you peeps actually use the like feature?

Not once.

 

[krista4]

i guess i can ask here.... you peeps actually use the like feature?

Stupidest thing on this site. I have used it sparingly and think it's a conversation waster.

Note that this warranted a "good posting" as support for your good posting, not a "like", which is lame.

all, I'm in Seattle, arrived last night. About to hit the first of two full days of house-hunting, so your TPW would be appreciated.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Well I must apologize to SLB for giving him crap about 2 year old TV spoilers. Wife was watching Brady Bunch yesterday.

Me (seeing Cindy and Bobby on the teeter totter): Is this the one where they try to break the world record?

Her: Yep

Me: ..until they fall asleep.

Her: Don't tell me!!!!

Me: Really? 40 year spoiler alert?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

i guess i can ask here.... you peeps actually use the like feature?

I have a few times when I like something but don't want to post-pad like Pickles or GM

 

[Uruk-Hai]

i guess i can ask here.... you peeps actually use the like feature?

Stupidest thing on this site. I have used it sparingly and think it's a conversation waster.

Note that this warranted a "good posting" as support for your good posting, not a "like", which is lame.

all, I'm in Seattle, arrived last night. About to hit the first of two full days of house-hunting, so your TPW would be appreciated.

 

[General Malaise]

i guess i can ask here.... you peeps actually use the like feature?

Stupidest thing on this site. I have used it sparingly and think it's a conversation waster.

Note that this warranted a "good posting" as support for your good posting, not a "like", which is lame.

all, I'm in Seattle, arrived last night. About to hit the first of two full days of house-hunting, so your TPW would be appreciated.

Nice! Hope you get a beautiful sunny day to look around. Might be a little chilly, but if your day is anything like the days we've had here, you'll have crystal clear skies to see the great Mt. Rainier and soak in all the beauty around Seattle.