GM's thread about nothing (66 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Well I must apologize to SLB for giving him crap about 2 year old TV spoilers. Wife was watching Brady Bunch yesterday.

Me (seeing Cindy and Bobby on the teeter totter): Is this the one where they try to break the world record?

Her: Yep

Me: ..until they fall asleep.

Her: Don't tell me!!!!

Me: Really? 40 year spoiler alert?

Good lord.....

 

[General Malaise]

i guess i can ask here.... you peeps actually use the like feature?

I have a few times when I like something but don't want to post-pad like Pickles or GM

I'm not so much a padder as I really just have nothing better to do.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

74% on Denver?

Seattle to the bank right?

Let us Do It!

I'm also thinking about converting the family to Judaism. I figure if there is a test most of the answers will be "Hitler".

Q: Who led his "chosen people" from bondage to the Promised Land?

Bob: Hitler!

Another win for Milos!

74% on Denver?

Seattle to the bank right?

People always seem to underestimate defense in the Super Bowl.

Yep. Manning is incredible, but I think the Seahawks are gonna bring some hurtin'. I rarely bet anymore, but I'm thinking of putting a couple of shillings on Seattle.

I remember the Ravens' first SB and how some thought the Giants' "high-powered offense" would be able to overcome the pressure and coverage. Like Mike Tyson said - "everyone has a plan until they get hit". Kerry Collins was falling down at shadows after about 3 minutes. Tiki Barber said afterwards he'd never seen holes close so fast. The Giants were shell-shocked, and their one brief moment of hope (kick return for a TD) was trumped by one of the Ravens' own. After that, it was just a matter of cleaning the blood off of the field.

I don't think the Hawks' D is as good as the 2000 Ravens', but I think they can keep Denver in check enough to win it.

In terms of gambling, my favorite SB ever. I won so much money. But...

Outside of the Sandy Eggo stinker, Denver has quietly been playing some very solid defense and Seattle's offense isn't exactly the '13 Broncos.
For purely non-gambol reasons I hope you guys are wrong.

This. Their D has been playing well. I'm still betting Seattle though.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

i guess i can ask here.... you peeps actually use the like feature?

I have a few times when I like something but don't want to post-pad like Pickles or GM

I'm not so much a padder as I really just have nothing better to do.

Just funning you, my friend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Eating a chorizo, egg & cheese burrito. #blessed

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So am I drinking alone or what?

Besides Abe and his homoerotic Spotify lovefest, obviously.

Seriously, The Outfield ####ig rules.

When Tanner's working late, he delights in putting in the Outfield, Play Deep music roll and listening to it in his player piano.

Pretty sure he hates The Outfield.

Meh. They were good for about a week back in 1985.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://youtu.be/TPntBBvWTqg

Just watch it, f###er.

Best. Character. On. Today.

 

[UniAlias]

I like liking stuff. I'm pretty lazy though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yvrjipllk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Glad I caught it before the AM delete.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Well I must apologize to SLB for giving him crap about 2 year old TV spoilers. Wife was watching Brady Bunch yesterday.

Me (seeing Cindy and Bobby on the teeter totter): Is this the one where they try to break the world record?

Her: Yep

Me: ..until they fall asleep.

Her: Don't tell me!!!!

Me: Really? 40 year spoiler alert?

Wife and I both LOVE the Brady Bunch. If we had that conversation it would have turned into some sort of trivia contest/argument.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I like liking stuff. I'm pretty lazy though.

Yeah like not taking your turn in Scramble.

 

[UniAlias]

I like liking stuff. I'm pretty lazy though.

Yeah like not taking your turn in Scramble.

Thought I drunkenly played last night, guess not. You're up.

I wish it kept stats. I'm curious what my record is with Mrs. Tanner. She's such a #####.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We had a little incident this morning. I asked Cal to tell his mother to make me some breakfast. He returned to tell me she said no. So I told him to talk her into it. Next thing I know Mrs. SLB is storming into the room yelling at me "do you know how he is talking to me?!! You told him to do this?!!" What I say. "He told me to get off my butt and make you some breakfast!! That you deserve it because you do so much for this family!! That I shouldn't be wasting so much time of FB and contribute!!".

I then had to tell Cal "son, you don't strong arm your mother. Show some respect."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I like liking stuff. I'm pretty lazy though.

Yeah like not taking your turn in Scramble.

Thought I drunkenly played last night, guess not. You're up.

I wish it kept stats. I'm curious what my record is with Mrs. Tanner. She's such a #####.

She's scary good. I also have a cousin that is unreal at this game.

Wife: 46.4 wpm

Cousin: 45 wpm

You: 37.2

Me: 31

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We had a little incident this morning. I asked Cal to tell his mother to make me some breakfast. He returned to tell me she said no. So I told him to talk her into it. Next thing I know Mrs. SLB is storming into the room yelling at me "do you know how he is talking to me?!! You told him to do this?!!" What I say. "He told me to get off my butt and make you some breakfast!! That you deserve it because you do so much for this family!! That I shouldn't be wasting so much time of FB and contribute!!".

I then had to tell Cal "son, you don't strong arm your mother. Show some respect."

Kids say the truest things.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well I must apologize to SLB for giving him crap about 2 year old TV spoilers. Wife was watching Brady Bunch yesterday.

Me (seeing Cindy and Bobby on the teeter totter): Is this the one where they try to break the world record?

Her: Yep

Me: ..until they fall asleep.

Her: Don't tell me!!!!

Me: Really? 40 year spoiler alert?

Wife and I both LOVE the Brady Bunch. If we had that conversation it would have turned into some sort of trivia contest/argument.

The Brady Bunch movie is extremely under appreciated.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We had a little incident this morning. I asked Cal to tell his mother to make me some breakfast. He returned to tell me she said no. So I told him to talk her into it. Next thing I know Mrs. SLB is storming into the room yelling at me "do you know how he is talking to me?!! You told him to do this?!!" What I say. "He told me to get off my butt and make you some breakfast!! That you deserve it because you do so much for this family!! That I shouldn't be wasting so much time of FB and contribute!!".

I then had to tell Cal "son, you don't strong arm your mother. Show some respect."

Kids say the truest things.

It was hard to resist the fist pound.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of my bingo card...

I have to go have lunch with my stepmom and the infamous stepsister. If I didn't have to drive all the way across town I'd have a few drinks beforehand.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Speaking of my bingo card...

I have to go have lunch with my stepmom and the infamous stepsister. If I didn't have to drive all the way across town I'd have a few drinks beforehand.

Kids are gone, we're headed to winery. I'm vodkaing up a little now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of my bingo card...

I have to go have lunch with my stepmom and the infamous stepsister. If I didn't have to drive all the way across town I'd have a few drinks beforehand.

Kids are gone, we're headed to winery. I'm vodkaing up a little now.

No wonder your wife doesn't make breakfast for you, Debbie.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm off...but enjoy some combo-gifs while I'm away.

 

[belljr]

numbers>hi

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mata is texting me pics of stiletto heels. She can't wear them, as she annihilated her tibia (or one of those bones) a few years ago. One of the texts has her getting ready to wrap her tongue around the heel. I'm toast, ladies & gents.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Speaking of my bingo card...

I have to go have lunch with my stepmom and the infamous stepsister. If I didn't have to drive all the way across town I'd have a few drinks beforehand.

Kids are gone, we're headed to winery. I'm vodkaing up a little now.

No wonder your wife doesn't make breakfast for you, Debbie.

Squashed that. At a bar.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

http://youtu.be/TPntBBvWTqg

Just watch it, f###er.

Best. Character. On. Today.

You're fat, Helen.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Speaking of my bingo card...

I have to go have lunch with my stepmom and the infamous stepsister. If I didn't have to drive all the way across town I'd have a few drinks beforehand.

Kids are gone, we're headed to winery. I'm vodkaing up a little now.

Careful. There's a lot of "Sweet Petes" up there in wine country.

 

[T Bell]

Speaking of my bingo card...

I have to go have lunch with my stepmom and the infamous stepsister. If I didn't have to drive all the way across town I'd have a few drinks beforehand.

Kids are gone, we're headed to winery. I'm vodkaing up a little now.

No wonder your wife doesn't make breakfast for you, Debbie.

I hope he remembered to bring the ice for his Chablis.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was going for art decopage.

Hey GM!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Mata is texting me pics of stiletto heels. She can't wear them, as she annihilated her tibia (or one of those bones) a few years ago. One of the texts has her getting ready to wrap her tongue around the heel. I'm toast, ladies & gents.

This would make a great shot video.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Watching Rugby7s on NBC.

This South African team looks like a casting call for a steroids commercial.

 

[Gadzooks]

At dinner with Little Zooks, he just told the waitress something about sharks and ended it with "actually true".

 

[Annyong]

Helped a buddy move from the burbs to the country today. It would be funny if my shaving cream came out of a cheese whiz can

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Helped a buddy move from the burbs to the country today. It would be funny if my shaving cream came out of a cheese whiz can

Oh man, I've been there before.

 

[Ignoramus]

Mrs Ignoramus had surgery yesterday and got Oxycodone for pain. It would be rude of me not to mix some with booze, right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just duct-taped part of my car back together.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mrs Ignoramus had surgery yesterday and got Oxycodone for pain. It would be rude of me not to mix some with booze, right?

When in Rome.

 

[T Bell]

Mrs Ignoramus had surgery yesterday and got Oxycodone for pain. It would be rude of me not to mix some with booze, right?

When in Rome.

Is Rome a nickname for something?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mrs Ignoramus had surgery yesterday and got Oxycodone for pain. It would be rude of me not to mix some with booze, right?

When in Rome.

Is Rome a nickname for something?

It's a city in Italy. Named after one of the mythical founders of the city...Jim Rome.

 

[T Bell]

Mrs Ignoramus had surgery yesterday and got Oxycodone for pain. It would be rude of me not to mix some with booze, right?

When in Rome.

Is Rome a nickname for something?

It's a city in Italy. Named after one of the mythical founders of the city...Jim Rome.

Epic!

 

[Abraham]

Mrs Ignoramus had surgery yesterday and got Oxycodone for pain. It would be rude of me not to mix some with booze, right?

When in Rome.

Rome is an interesting name for a woman.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mrs Ignoramus had surgery yesterday and got Oxycodone for pain. It would be rude of me not to mix some with booze, right?

When in Rome.

Is Rome a nickname for something?

It's a city in Italy. Named after one of the mythical founders of the city...Jim Rome.

Epic!

Rack him. I just said 'rack him'. Because his take should be racked. That's what we say. 'Rack him' is something we say on the show. To be racked. The action of racking a call. Epic. Saying rack him.

 

[Ignoramus]

I can't believe I've been drawn into a gun debate. And I'm on ####### timcoochet's side. "Dirty" doesn't even begin to describe how I feel right now.

 

[T Bell]

I can't believe I've been drawn into a gun debate. And I'm on ####### timcoochet's side. "Dirty" doesn't even begin to describe how I fell right now.

Does it make you want to eat a bullet?

 

[Ignoramus]

Mrs Ignoramus had surgery yesterday and got Oxycodone for pain. It would be rude of me not to mix some with booze, right?

When in Rome.

Is Rome a nickname for something?

It's a city in Italy. Named after one of the mythical founders of the city...Jim Rome.

Who's Jim Rome?

 

[Ignoramus]

I can't believe I've been drawn into a gun debate. And I'm on ####### timcoochet's side. "Dirty" doesn't even begin to describe how I fell right now.

Does it make you want to eat a bullet?

Makes me want to shoot someone.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I made it into the Jungle twice in college. Got run once for using the phrase "I digress" while reading my take. Actually true.

 

[Ignoramus]

I made it into the Jungle twice. Got run once for using the phrase "I digress" while reading my take. Actually true.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I made it into the Jungle twice in college. Got run once for using the phrase "I digress" while reading my take. Actually true.

You read your take? I thought that was like instadeath?

Thanks for the vine.

 

[Abraham]

I had an email read on the air once. Didn't bring the fame and fortune I expected though.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I made it into the Jungle twice in college. Got run once for using the phrase "I digress" while reading my take. Actually true.

You read your take? I thought that was like instadeath?

Thanks for the vine.

I was young and nervous.