GM's thread about nothing (16 Viewers)

[T Bell]

Go backwards from "HAL = IBM" to "DJB = ???"

EKC

Eastman Kodak Company?

No, try again

EDIT - I hate this new board's quote feature.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also, I celebrate the entire olive catalog.

I don't like the blacks.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Actually, I'm probably listing too...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

I think he was talking about my baseball announcer shtick.

This one. Usually it's marginally funny, but this one was a 3/10.

If I knew who the #### the Twins announcer was I'd schtick on him. Do they have an announcer?

....reminds me of Kirby Puckett...he was a rapist by the way...ball two to Charles Ingalls...that reminds me, Friday night is ice-scraper night...

 

[Frostillicus]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

I think he was talking about my baseball announcer shtick.

This one. Usually it's marginally funny, but this one was a 3/10.

If I knew who the #### the Twins announcer was I'd schtick on him. Do they have an announcer?

....reminds me of Kirby Puckett...he was a rapist by the way...ball two to Charles Ingalls...that reminds me, Friday night is ice-scraper night...

Both radio and TV are terrible.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

I think he was talking about my baseball announcer shtick.

This one. Usually it's marginally funny, but this one was a 3/10.

If I knew who the #### the Twins announcer was I'd schtick on him. Do they have an announcer?

....reminds me of Kirby Puckett...he was a rapist by the way...ball two to Charles Ingalls...that reminds me, Friday night is ice-scraper night...

Both radio and TV are terrible.

Yep. Twins announcers are a form of terrorism. Actually true.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

I think he was talking about my baseball announcer shtick.

This one. Usually it's marginally funny, but this one was a 3/10.

If I knew who the #### the Twins announcer was I'd schtick on him. Do they have an announcer?

....reminds me of Kirby Puckett...he was a rapist by the way...ball two to Charles Ingalls...that reminds me, Friday night is ice-scraper night...

Both radio and TV are terrible.

Yep. Twins announcers are a form of terrorism. Actually true.

They should hire me. I can fake a Minnesota accent.

 

[Frostillicus]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

I think he was talking about my baseball announcer shtick.

This one. Usually it's marginally funny, but this one was a 3/10.

If I knew who the #### the Twins announcer was I'd schtick on him. Do they have an announcer?

....reminds me of Kirby Puckett...he was a rapist by the way...ball two to Charles Ingalls...that reminds me, Friday night is ice-scraper night...

Both radio and TV are terrible.

Yep. Twins announcers are a form of terrorism. Actually true.

They should hire me. I can fake a Minnesota accent.

And you'd fit in with the current announcers given your merely basic understanding of the game.

 

[Limp Ditka]

KISS has a spot on my bingo card.

 

[Frostillicus]

In case you ever wondered if Patrick Bateman was shtick or not, he is. 20 minutes after he posted his latest crazy drunk guy thread, he posted this:

Wiggins with 19 in the first half on 6-for-8 shooting, all in the flow of the offense. Not that surprising given how bad TCU is - they are easily the worst team KU has played away from Lawrence, and possibly on the non-exhibition schedule - but still fun to watch.

Didn't learn much new about Embiid. TCU inexplicably ran several high screens with Embiid's man, so Embiid got a chance to practice defending the high screen-and-roll with thousands of witnesses. He did alright hedging, but TCU's guards aren't fast enough to be a useful gauge on how well Embiid's play would translate against NBA offenses.

Embiid is raw. Gifted, but raw. I'd feel much better going with Parker or Wiggins. Randle needs to learn to play outside of the post. Develop a mid range face-up game.

Lucid, insightful, and completely out of character.

 

[JaxBill]

Geez, Friday Night Tykes is downright scary.

 

[Abraham]

I've happened upon my next great idea. It's a really good one.

 

[kevzilla]

KISS has a spot on my bingo card.

I'm enjoying torturing my dad with them. Mom checked out long ago.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've happened upon my next great idea. It's a really good one.

Lacing Goldfish crackers and/or Takis with Ritalin? If so, I had it first.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

I think he was talking about my baseball announcer shtick.

This one. Usually it's marginally funny, but this one was a 3/10.

If I knew who the #### the Twins announcer was I'd schtick on him. Do they have an announcer?

....reminds me of Kirby Puckett...he was a rapist by the way...ball two to Charles Ingalls...that reminds me, Friday night is ice-scraper night...

Both radio and TV are terrible.

Yep. Twins announcers are a form of terrorism. Actually true.

They should hire me. I can fake a Minnesota accent.

And you'd fit in with the current announcers given your merely basic understanding of the game.

I do have a basic understanding of the game BUT I can totally fake knowing more.

 

[Abraham]

I've happened upon my next great idea. It's a really good one.

Lacing Goldfish crackers and/or Takis with Ritalin? If so, I had it first.

That's really good, actually. Why haven't the Ritalin makers made the pills look like animals or gummie bears?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've happened upon my next great idea. It's a really good one.

Lacing Goldfish crackers and/or Takis with Ritalin? If so, I had it first.

That's really good, actually. Why haven't the Ritalin makers made the pills look like animals or gummie bears?

My other idea is big brick of Ritalin placed on every playground...like a salt-lick.

 

[Frostillicus]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

I think he was talking about my baseball announcer shtick.

This one. Usually it's marginally funny, but this one was a 3/10.

If I knew who the #### the Twins announcer was I'd schtick on him. Do they have an announcer?

....reminds me of Kirby Puckett...he was a rapist by the way...ball two to Charles Ingalls...that reminds me, Friday night is ice-scraper night...

Both radio and TV are terrible.

Yep. Twins announcers are a form of terrorism. Actually true.

They should hire me. I can fake a Minnesota accent.

And you'd fit in with the current announcers given your merely basic understanding of the game.

I do have a basic understanding of the game BUT I can totally fake knowing more.

That would be more effort than the current announcers give.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

I think he was talking about my baseball announcer shtick.

This one. Usually it's marginally funny, but this one was a 3/10.

If I knew who the #### the Twins announcer was I'd schtick on him. Do they have an announcer?

....reminds me of Kirby Puckett...he was a rapist by the way...ball two to Charles Ingalls...that reminds me, Friday night is ice-scraper night...

Both radio and TV are terrible.

Yep. Twins announcers are a form of terrorism. Actually true.

They should hire me. I can fake a Minnesota accent.

And you'd fit in with the current announcers given your merely basic understanding of the game.

I do have a basic understanding of the game BUT I can totally fake knowing more.

That would be more effort than the current announcers give.

Serious question: Do you Minnesota guys actually call your team the "Twinkies". And not in an insulting way.

 

[-fish-]

Wife is watching "This is The End". I'm half watching it.

How long is this ####### movie?

Too long

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wife is watching "This is The End". I'm half watching it.

How long is this ####### movie?

Too long

I guess I thought I should feel bad about not enjoying this movie more. But I don't.

 

[bentley]

I'll be caught up with "It's Always Sunny..." in a couple days. Anybody watch "Boardwalk Empire?" Thinking about picking that up next.

 

[Frostillicus]

Serious question: Do you Minnesota guys actually call your team the "Twinkies". And not in an insulting way.

Some people will on occasion. I do not.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'll be caught up with "It's Always Sunny..." in a couple days. Anybody watch "Boardwalk Empire?" Thinking about picking that up next.

Boardwalk is very, very good. Not as good as say Sopranos or The Wires but just the next tier down.

 

[Abraham]

Am I the only straight person alive that thinks nip/tuck is brilliant?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Serious question: Do you Minnesota guys actually call your team the "Twinkies". And not in an insulting way.

Some people will on occasion. I do not.

I have a friend that lived in Minnesota until he was about 10. He's a huge Vikes/Gophers/Twins fan. During baseball season he makes at least one post every 2 days about "the Twinkies". Gay.

He got a vanity plate a few months ago...SKOL 28

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Am I the only straight person alive that thinks nip/tuck is brilliant?

I watched the first 3-4 episodes. That was about 3 episodes too much.

 

[Abraham]

Who is Steve r....ger? We are Facebook friends and he's an FFA person and his now Ex girlfriend just called him a ##### on Facebook. Lol.

 

[-fish-]

I'm at the worst karaoke bar in the world. I'm going to write a screenplay about it and make a movie with that dude from sideways

 

[Limp Ditka]

Who is Steve r....ger? We are Facebook friends and he's an FFA person and his now Ex girlfriend just called him a ##### on Facebook. Lol.

Rumpranger?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Serious question: Do you Minnesota guys actually call your team the "Twinkies". And not in an insulting way.

Some people will on occasion. I do not.

I have a friend that lived in Minnesota until he was about 10. He's a huge Vikes/Gophers/Twins fan. During baseball season he makes at least one post every 2 days about "the Twinkies". Gay.

He got a vanity plate a few months ago...SKOL 28

This is hypergay.

 

[Frostillicus]

Serious question: Do you Minnesota guys actually call your team the "Twinkies". And not in an insulting way.

Some people will on occasion. I do not.

I have a friend that lived in Minnesota until he was about 10. He's a huge Vikes/Gophers/Twins fan. During baseball season he makes at least one post every 2 days about "the Twinkies". Gay.

He got a vanity plate a few months ago...SKOL 28

I would murder him.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Am I the only straight person alive that thinks nip/tuck is brilliant?

If you're actually straight, yes.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'll be caught up with "It's Always Sunny..." in a couple days. Anybody watch "Boardwalk Empire?" Thinking about picking that up next.

What Tanner said.Some slow points early on, but it's worth the effort.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I really wish people would stop responding to DSP's inane posting.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Serious question: Do you Minnesota guys actually call your team the "Twinkies". And not in an insulting way.

Some people will on occasion. I do not.

I have a friend that lived in Minnesota until he was about 10. He's a huge Vikes/Gophers/Twins fan. During baseball season he makes at least one post every 2 days about "the Twinkies". Gay.

He got a vanity plate a few months ago...SKOL 28

This is hypergay.

Serious question: Do you Minnesota guys actually call your team the "Twinkies". And not in an insulting way.

Some people will on occasion. I do not.

I have a friend that lived in Minnesota until he was about 10. He's a huge Vikes/Gophers/Twins fan. During baseball season he makes at least one post every 2 days about "the Twinkies". Gay.

He got a vanity plate a few months ago...SKOL 28

I would murder him.

He's an interesting cat to say the least.

 

[Frostillicus]

$20 says Mr Pack has a packers related license plate.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

$20 says Mr Pack has a packers related license plate.

I bet it's just one of those crappy plastic borders.

 

[Frostillicus]

$20 says Mr Pack has a packers related license plate.

I bet it's just one of those crappy plastic borders.

Gotta be more than that.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

$20 says Mr Pack has a packers related license plate.

I bet it's just one of those crappy plastic borders.

Gotta be more than that.

Multiple flags are involved either way.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

$20 says Mr Pack has a packers related license plate.

I bet it's just one of those crappy plastic borders.

Gotta be more than that.

Multiple flags are involved either way.

Don't we all have mud flaps of our favorite teams?

 

[-fish-]

I really wish people would stop responding to DSP's inane posting.

Hi. Welcome to my years long campaigns against woz and Tim

 

[Frostillicus]

$20 says Mr Pack has a packers related license plate.

I bet it's just one of those crappy plastic borders.

Gotta be more than that.

Multiple flags are involved either way.

Don't we all have mud flaps of our favorite teams?

I have a goldy gopher bobblehead at work, and my kids have a bunch of goldy stuffed animals. That's really about it.

 

[strykerpks]

My stupid dog escaped from her kennel tonight and dominated our garbage, a box of chocolates and her bag of food. It was a freaking mess. Though, she was kind enough to go in the basement to take a dump and pee on our Christmas tree box. Who wants a box of crap? I might include the dog.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know too much chocolate can kill dogs right?

 

[strykerpks]

You know too much chocolate can kill dogs right?

Yes but it wasn't enough. She must have been full from the orange and banana peels and kleenex that she ate.

This isn't the first time it's happened either. She ate a bag of Hershey's we had for Halloween 2 years ago

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know too much chocolate can kill dogs right?

Yes but it wasn't enough. She must have been full from the orange and banana peels and kleenex that she ate.

This isn't the first time it's happened either. She ate a bag of Hershey's we had for Halloween 2 years ago

You have the Michael Malloy of the dog world.

 

[strykerpks]

Yeah, I had to look that guy up.

 

[heckmanm]

We had a little incident this morning. I asked Cal to tell his mother to make me some breakfast. He returned to tell me she said no. So I told him to talk her into it. Next thing I know Mrs. SLB is storming into the room yelling at me "do you know how he is talking to me?!! You told him to do this?!!" What I say. "He told me to get off my butt and make you some breakfast!! That you deserve it because you do so much for this family!! That I shouldn't be wasting so much time of FB and contribute!!".

I then had to tell Cal "son, you don't strong arm your mother. Show some respect."

 

[Tiger Fan]

Am I the only straight person alive that thinks nip/tuck is brilliant?

First few seasons are good, then it's just awful