Abraham
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fight fire with fire, I always say.
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Insoxicated
If impressed with the results I usually too $20 to the head guy.Bob Sacamano said:
This practice started after I had a very high traffic wear mark, coupled with a yellow curry again on my living room carpet (thanks to the gf) that another carpet place said couldn't be removed.
New shop opened locally (chemdry), I got a groupon for it, and the owner was actually out on the job that day training a kid. I mentioned the two spots and he chuffed at the notion that it couldn't be removed. Dude went at it for like 20 minutes... Gone.
Tipped him $40, and have used his service every time since (usually tipping 20 because carpets are usually trashed from large groups/parties).
For just a normal cleaning I'm not sure it's necessary but can't hurt to do it if they've had to move a lot of crap around and did a good job.
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Insoxicated
My other idea is big brick of Ritalin placed on every playground...like a salt-lick.That's really good, actually. Why haven't the Ritalin makers made the pills look like animals or gummie bears?Lacing Goldfish crackers and/or Takis with Ritalin? If so, I had it first.I've happened upon my next great idea. It's a really good one.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
It is. I just feel like they wasted a lot of potential, especially now that we know this upcoming season is the final season.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Would not friend.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
"Accidental" shut down?
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Thinking about starting Gimme A Break on Netflix. Any good?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So what was going to be a couple of drinks and lunch at a bar turned into an all day/night thing. I texted a GB that I knew lived by and he came up. I guess Mrs. SLB post on FB we were the because then this troll like gal showed up. This is the one that the first time we met a month or so ago says to me "you're not fat like you look on FB". Whatever. What really pissed me off is I heard that same night she kicked my GB in the balls because he didn't want to hook up with her. About half an hour after she arrived she was bragging about this. I wish he would have punched her in her fat face. So being very drunk I started being an #######.
Me: So tell me, what color is your vibrator?
Troll: I don't have a vibrator.
Me: Oh bull####.
Troll: I don't.
Me: So you just use your fingers then?
Troll: I don't do that.
Me: You just look like somebody that masturbates a lot.
Troll:
Me: Have you ever eaten #####?
Troll: I'm leaving.
Me: Oh, okay. Bye! Come here, give me a hug!
I see this morning she friend requested me on the facebats.
Me: So tell me, what color is your vibrator?
Troll: I don't have a vibrator.
Me: Oh bull####.
Troll: I don't.
Me: So you just use your fingers then?
Troll: I don't do that.
Me: You just look like somebody that masturbates a lot.
Troll:
Me: Have you ever eaten #####?
Troll:
I'm leaving.Me: Oh, okay. Bye! Come here, give me a hug!
I see this morning she friend requested me on the facebats.
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T Bell
Footballguy
My other idea is big brick of Ritalin placed on every playground...like a salt-lick.That's really good, actually. Why haven't the Ritalin makers made the pills look like animals or gummie bears?Lacing Goldfish crackers and/or Takis with Ritalin? If so, I had it first.I've happened upon my next great idea. It's a really good one.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
St. Louis Bob said:We had a little incident this morning. I asked Cal to tell his mother to make me some breakfast. He returned to tell me she said no. So I told him to talk her into it. Next thing I know Mrs. SLB is storming into the room yelling at me "do you know how he is talking to me?!! You told him to do this?!!" What I say."He told me to get off my butt and make you some breakfast!! That you deserve it because you do so much for this family!! That I shouldn't be wasting so much time of FB and contribute!!".
I then had to tell Cal "son, you don't strong arm your mother. Show some respect."
oof
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
80% of the callers do, which is the worst thing about the show. Is the show still on? It's not in our area.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
General Malaise
Footballguy
cool. my favorite part is not knowing the context or any other details. but, per usual, 10/10 on communicating and keeping the reader's interest piqued.
Abraham
Footballguy
Facebook wouldn't let me copy paste. Basically he posted in November that he had a great thing going with some girl and needed to make sure he didn't mess it up. Yesterday she posted something to the effect of "good for you you won your football game but you lost the best thing that ever Haplebed to you. My bratty son and my fat ### are out of here!"
I'm guessing he is a Seahawks fan and used choice language during last weeks game.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
That was an Ex-Wife show. I marginally watched it. I remember it being the RISQUE SHOW OF THE SEASON and being pretty disappointed. The gay undertones were less ambiguous than this.
For context, my ex-wife also bought every JLo album ever made, so.....
Ignoramus
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Future ex mrs fish had a bad insulin reaction last night. Went from thinking I was having the sexy time to 4 paramedics in my house at 2 in the morning. They brought 2 fire engines and an ambulance.
She was fine by the time they got there. Tried calling back and telling them not to come, but they did anyway.
She was fine by the time they got there. Tried calling back and telling them not to come, but they did anyway.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I'd like to take a moment to thank my wife for taking the Christmas tree down
Way to be on top of things, hon!
Way to be on top of things, hon!
Abraham
Footballguy
"As you can see, I am holding a glass of bush mills"Much better.
Abraham
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Are you Oktoberfest? Hope nothing bad Haplebed, Abe.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I am dangerously close to defriending anybody on FB who posts a link to a video with any sort of verbiage saying "OH MY GOD WATCH THIS" without providing any sort of description of what I'm supposed to watch. Horrible.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
At least someone got to last night, amirite?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm glad she is doing better but I'll never understand this. OMG an old person fell in their driveway, SEND THE FIRETRUCK!!!!!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
When you are drinking at a bar for 7 hours with your wife, a lot of things get brought up including the GMTAN. So Mrs. SLB asked me to say hello to the GMTANers. She said she is looking forward to Beerhole® particularly since Thorn is going to be there.
Highly considering calling it off now.
Highly considering calling it off now.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
I think we already do. I told someone at work the other day I was shuked. He looked at me like I was an idiot. I looked at myself the same way next mirror I got to.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
What are her thoughts on diminutive tennis players?When you are drinking at a bar for 7 hours with your wife, a lot of things get brought up including the GMTAN. So Mrs. SLB asked me to say hello to the GMTANers. She said she is looking forward to Beerhole® particularly since Thorn is going to be there.
Highly considering calling it off now.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Please send her my best, Bob. You done good there.When you are drinking at a bar for 7 hours with your wife, a lot of things get brought up including the GMTAN. So Mrs. SLB asked me to say hello to the GMTANers. She said she is looking forward to Beerhole® particularly since Thorn is going to be there.
Highly considering calling it off now.
Abraham
Footballguy
Did you know she like the midget porb?When you are drinking at a bar for 7 hours with your wife, a lot of things get brought up including the GMTAN. So Mrs. SLB asked me to say hello to the GMTANers. She said she is looking forward to Beerhole® particularly since Thorn is going to be there.
Highly considering calling it off now.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
You've already gotten one word added to the Merriam-GMTAN dictionary today. Don't be greedy.Did you know she like the midget porb?When you are drinking at a bar for 7 hours with your wife, a lot of things get brought up including the GMTAN. So Mrs. SLB asked me to say hello to the GMTANers. She said she is looking forward to Beerhole® particularly since Thorn is going to be there.
Highly considering calling it off now.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That professional sports are stupid.What are her thoughts on diminutive tennis players?When you are drinking at a bar for 7 hours with your wife, a lot of things get brought up including the GMTAN. So Mrs. SLB asked me to say hello to the GMTANers. She said she is looking forward to Beerhole® particularly since Thorn is going to be there.
Highly considering calling it off now.
She brought you up specifically GB.Please send her my best, Bob. You done good there.When you are drinking at a bar for 7 hours with your wife, a lot of things get brought up including the GMTAN. So Mrs. SLB asked me to say hello to the GMTANers. She said she is looking forward to Beerhole® particularly since Thorn is going to be there.
Highly considering calling it off now.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
lolDid you know she like the midget porb?When you are drinking at a bar for 7 hours with your wife, a lot of things get brought up including the GMTAN. So Mrs. SLB asked me to say hello to the GMTANers. She said she is looking forward to Beerhole® particularly since Thorn is going to be there.
Highly considering calling it off now.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Sidenote: I just fell down half a flight of stairs and I'm not even drunk (yet). Finished connecting a hard-wired smoke detector at the top of the stairs and was carrying the step-ladder, a couple of assorted tools and a beer when my heel only caught about 1/2" of the tread and I lost it. Skidded down probably seven steps, smashed two toes and hit my back pretty good. Worst of all, about half my beer sloshed out when I finally came to a stop.
Grace Under Pressure
Footballguy
That'll leave a mark.
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