GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Live action Garfield. Seriously.

I would like St. Louis Cal to give his review of this

OK, you're going off the reservation at this point.

This one is cool. You need to buy a gift or got $20 burning a hole in your pocket?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Vin Scully rules. true story.

Villalobos watches the first pitch end up as a low ball....Javier is known as a contact hitter...back in the Domincan Republic he earned the nickname "El Contact Hitter...ball two...high and outside...tomorrow night is "scarf night"...first 3297 fans through the gate get a hipster scarf...Garrison confers with Feltcher...Interesting fact about Garrison, he was also drafted by the XFL but told them '#### no'...here's the wind up and...Villalobos takes a strike down the pike...just a reminder to you local fans, the Pinnochio parking lot will be closed during the month of July due to hosing off of the blood stains...check-swing for strike two...after the game remember to pick up a 36 pack of Farmer John wieners at Ralphs....Garrison sets and delivers a smoker that just kisses the outsider corner...#### Villalobos...

Never gets old

 

[Ignoramus]

I think I know the answers I'll get, but I'm going to post this and ask for GMTAN wisdom anyway.

The Great Seattle Home Search is nearing completion and we are down to two final contenders:

House A is listed at a price that would allow us to pay cash for it. Pluses, in addition to price, are location (95 walk score, and being in the center of the action is highly desirable for us), attached garage, and...wait for it...space for the pizza oven. House A also has one additional "official" bedroom than House 2 (3-BR vs 2-BR), though House 2 is significantly larger. Savings on price on this would be partially put into buying a boat (actually actually true).

House 2 is listed at $250K more than House A, which would put us into a range where we'd need a mortgage. It would be a small ($250Kish) and easily paid mortgage based on my current income, but I don't know how steady my income will be. If we bought this one, I would likely sell our Nica house (which I might do anyway) or liquidate some other assets to pay most of the mortgage back. Being debt-free or nearly so is important to me.

House 2's advantages are that it is mostly amazing. It is about 750 sq ft larger, but not so large that we wouldn't use most of the space, and it has three decks including a 360-degree rooftop deck. The house is facing west and overlooks the sound--absolutely spectacular outdoor space, and the west view means all the gorgeous sunsets. House 2 is fairly car-dependent, but there are a few walkable restaurants/bars, and it's an easy drive into the neighborhood where House A is. Mr. krista would undoubtedly be able to walk to work from House A and could not from House 2 (walk score of 62, FWIW).

House 2 is brand-new, while House A is 4-5 years old. House 2's finishes are top-notch, while House A's are high-end but not at the same level. House 2 has some great character to it like wood-beam ceilings in some places, floor-to-ceiling windows, etc .

There are railroad tracks behind House 2, but they are for Amtrak, which I understand only goes by once or twice a day there. There is no place for a pizza oven at House 2, and the garage is a large four-car one shared with others (meaning you can't use it for storage, which doesn't matter to us).

Our realtor believes he could resell either one if we decided not to stay. (He doesn't say this about all houses.)

For the Seattletonianites here, House A is in the heart of Ballard, while House 2 is in Sunset Hill.

WWGMTAND?

Go for the location that suits you best. If you're in an amazing house but you have to jump in the car every time you want to go somewhere, you're going to be much less happy than if you were able to just walk where you want to go. We made the same choice with our place and, looking back, could not be happier with how it worked out.

 

[Annyong]

Live action Garfield. Seriously.

I would like St. Louis Cal to give his review of this

OK, you're going off the reservation at this point.

This one is cool. You need to buy a gift or got $20 burning a hole in your pocket?

I could waste a lot of money with that one

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We are in the process of dropping 50 degrees in six hours or so and it's really windy. It's kind of freaking me out.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Live action Garfield. Seriously.

I would like St. Louis Cal to give his review of this

OK, you're going off the reservation at this point.

This one is cool. You need to buy a gift or got $20 burning a hole in your pocket?

I could waste a lot of money with that one

First thing I want to buy. Stun-gun "brass" knuckles.

 

[Abraham]

I have had three friends text me to make the "did you quit three doors down and join imagine dragons?" Joke in the last half hour. Ha ha

 

[Ignoramus]

Somebody walk me through uploading videos to youtube from an ipad.

Should be same as uploading something to facebook/email/text, just select Youtube then sign in. This is assuming you have a youtube account.

Finally figured it out (I think).http://youtu.be/zw-hNvZHk60

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Two soulless gingers in the GMTAN? There can be only one.

Good first effort. Way to stare off into the great beyond.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm drinking a Diet Cherry 7-Up.

 

[BigJohn]

Why is Tanner signing with Willie Nelson on the Grammy's?

 

[Ignoramus]

I have had three friends text me to make the "did you quit three doors down and join imagine dragons?" Joke in the last half hour. Ha ha

I do not get it.

 

[-fish-]

I'm drinking a Diet Cherry 7-Up.

me too, except instead of cherry 7-up it's diet coke. and 2/3 of it is bourbon.

 

[Ignoramus]

Two soulless gingers in the GMTAN? There can be only one.

Good first effort. Way to stare off into the great beyond.

Yeah, I think I was looking at myself in the display and should have been looking at the camera, instead.

 

[Ignoramus]

:thumbsup: to this new and improved Pro Bowl.

 

[kevzilla]

If you're tired of the Pro Bowl and/or Grammys, TLC's latest :trainwreck: is 90 Day Fiance.

I don't know. I think I should try to get on this show.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Somebody walk me through uploading videos to youtube from an ipad.

Should be same as uploading something to facebook/email/text, just select Youtube then sign in. This is assuming you have a youtube account.

Finally figured it out (I think).http://youtu.be/zw-hNvZHk60

10/10 would bang watch again.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Live action Garfield. Seriously.

I would like St. Louis Cal to give his review of this

OK, you're going off the reservation at this point.

This one is cool. You need to buy a gift or got $20 burning a hole in your pocket?

I could waste a lot of money with that one

Live action Garfield. Seriously.

I would like St. Louis Cal to give his review of this

OK, you're going off the reservation at this point.

This one is cool. You need to buy a gift or got $20 burning a hole in your pocket?

I could waste a lot of money with that one

Seriously cool.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Why is Tanner signing with Willie Nelson on the Grammy's?

Who was it? I don't watch the Grammys. I'm not a homo.

 

[Ignoramus]

I have had three friends text me to make the "did you quit three doors down and join imagine dragons?" Joke in the last half hour. Ha ha

I do not get it.

Just got it. I think you look more like the Three Doors Down guy though.

 

[Abraham]

I have had three friends text me to make the "did you quit three doors down and join imagine dragons?" Joke in the last half hour. Ha ha

I do not get it.

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-02-10-brad-arnold-recovering_x.htmhttp://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1707632/imagine-dragons-hangout-music-fest-2013.jhtml

 

[bentley]

Had a pretty manly little sunday here. Replaced a couple light fixtures and a shower head, went on a 10 mile run and now I'm at a steakhouse with a gin martini in hand.

I made a turkey and swiss sandwich.

But it was on a bagel, so I'm pretty wiped out.

Stuck to the one martini and a bottle of cabernet at dinner because it was a work deal. Think I will pick up a couple giant PBRs on the way home to finish off the evening.

 

[belljr]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W99gn8Ho62A

 

[BigJohn]

Why is Tanner signing with Willie Nelson on the Grammy's?

Who was it? I don't watch the Grammys. I'm not a homo.

Kris Kristopherson. Dude was in the stars. Just completely lost.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Two soulless gingers in the GMTAN? There can be only one.

Good first effort. Way to stare off into the great beyond.

and

I'm drinking a Diet Cherry 7-Up.

I really want a cream soda.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Why is Tanner signing with Willie Nelson on the Grammy's?

Who was it? I don't watch the Grammys. I'm not a homo.

I have had three friends text me to make the "did you quit three doors down and join imagine dragons?" Joke in the last half hour. Ha ha

I do not get it.

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-02-10-brad-arnold-recovering_x.htmhttp://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1707632/imagine-dragons-hangout-music-fest-2013.jhtml

Whoa

 

[shuke]

Live action Garfield. Seriously.

I would like St. Louis Cal to give his review of this

Holy crap

 

[kevzilla]

Why is Tanner signing with Willie Nelson on the Grammy's?

Who was it? I don't watch the Grammys. I'm not a homo.

Kris Kristopherson. Dude was in the stars. Just completely lost.

I was sure you were referring to Merle Haggard.

 

[shuke]

Somebody walk me through uploading videos to youtube from an ipad.

Should be same as uploading something to facebook/email/text, just select Youtube then sign in. This is assuming you have a youtube account.

Finally figured it out (I think).http://youtu.be/zw-hNvZHk60

Who were you looking at?

 

[bentley]

Oh so now that the corner store is a 7 11 they are too good to have PBR on ice by the register. Well #### that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Why is Tanner signing with Willie Nelson on the Grammy's?

Who was it? I don't watch the Grammys. I'm not a homo.

Kris Kristopherson. Dude was in the stars. Just completely lost.

Never heard of him.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

67 yard FG attempt is good shtick.

 

[BigJohn]

Why is Tanner signing with Willie Nelson on the Grammy's?

Who was it? I don't watch the Grammys. I'm not a homo.

Kris Kristopherson. Dude was in the stars. Just completely lost.

Never heard of him.

I'M TRYING TO MAKE OLD GUY JOKES ABOUT YOU. QUIT ####ING IT UP FOR ME!!1!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Somebody walk me through uploading videos to youtube from an ipad.

Should be same as uploading something to facebook/email/text, just select Youtube then sign in. This is assuming you have a youtube account.

Finally figured it out (I think).http://youtu.be/zw-hNvZHk60

I loved how I could hear you swallowing as if my head was cuddled gently against your furry neck.

 

[strykerpks]

I actually always pictured Ignoramus as Dwight Schrute

 

[Ignoramus]

Somebody walk me through uploading videos to youtube from an ipad.

Should be same as uploading something to facebook/email/text, just select Youtube then sign in. This is assuming you have a youtube account.

Finally figured it out (I think).http://youtu.be/zw-hNvZHk60

Who were you looking at?

I WAS LOOKING AT THE DISPLAY, INSTEAD OF THE CAMERA. SUE ME, JERKS.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Had a pretty manly little sunday here. Replaced a couple light fixtures and a shower head, went on a 10 mile run and now I'm at a steakhouse with a gin martini in hand.

I made a turkey and swiss sandwich.

But it was on a bagel, so I'm pretty wiped out.

Stuck to the one martini and a bottle of cabernet at dinner because it was a work deal. Think I will pick up a couple giant PBRs on the way home to finish off the evening.

Your company should fly in PBRs to wherever you happen to be. Basically like Richie Rich with the tea thing.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Somebody walk me through uploading videos to youtube from an ipad.

Should be same as uploading something to facebook/email/text, just select Youtube then sign in. This is assuming you have a youtube account.

Finally figured it out (I think).http://youtu.be/zw-hNvZHk60

Who were you looking at?

I WAS LOOKING AT THE DISPLAY, INSTEAD OF THE CAMERA. SUE ME, JERKS.

A little vain, don't you think?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BTW after watching True Detective, I long for Lone Star beers like a baby longs for boobies.

Or like most of us here long for boobies.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Also, I'm drunk.

 

[Ignoramus]

Somebody walk me through uploading videos to youtube from an ipad.

Should be same as uploading something to facebook/email/text, just select Youtube then sign in. This is assuming you have a youtube account.

Finally figured it out (I think).http://youtu.be/zw-hNvZHk60

Who were you looking at?

I WAS LOOKING AT THE DISPLAY, INSTEAD OF THE CAMERA. SUE ME, JERKS.

A little vain, don't you think?

Can you blame me?

 

[BigJohn]

Also, I'm drunk.

I like Monster Energy drinks. My wife got gas and bought what she thought was a drink 'like a monster drink'. Only, it was a Mike's harder Mango Madness. The thing was huge, but that didn't kep me from chugging it in about 90 seconds, you know, for the hell of it. After about 5 or 6 minutes, I was in the fetal position in my room, almost in tears. 8% alcohol doesn't seem too bad, but, i think the sheer volume made me feel like I had a Gremlin clawing for life through my guts.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What's a good tip for a guy helping you get a bed off a truck?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Gustavo is a bad mother####er.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, I'm drunk.

I like Monster Energy drinks. My wife got gas and bought what she thought was a drink 'like a monster drink'. Only, it was a Mike's harder Mango Madness. The thing was huge, but that didn't kep me from chugging it in about 90 seconds, you know, for the hell of it. After about 5 or 6 minutes, I was in the fetal position in my room, almost in tears. 8% alcohol doesn't seem too bad, but, i think the sheer volume made me feel like I had a Gremlin clawing for life through my guts.

 

[shuke]

What's a good tip for a guy helping you get a bed off a truck?

<_<

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gustavo is a bad mother####er.

You're watching Breaking Bad?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Also, I'm drunk.

I like Monster Energy drinks. My wife got gas and bought what she thought was a drink 'like a monster drink'. Only, it was a Mike's harder Mango Madness. The thing was huge, but that didn't kep me from chugging it in about 90 seconds, you know, for the hell of it. After about 5 or 6 minutes, I was in the fetal position in my room, almost in tears. 8% alcohol doesn't seem too bad, but, i think the sheer volume made me feel like I had a Gremlin clawing for life through my guts.

Soooooo....this is a recommendation, yeah?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Somebody walk me through uploading videos to youtube from an ipad.

Should be same as uploading something to facebook/email/text, just select Youtube then sign in. This is assuming you have a youtube account.

Finally figured it out (I think).http://youtu.be/zw-hNvZHk60

Who were you looking at?

I WAS LOOKING AT THE DISPLAY, INSTEAD OF THE CAMERA. SUE ME, JERKS.

A little vain, don't you think?

Can you blame me?

Alas I cannot.

 

[Abraham]

Gustavo is a bad mother####er.

Season 4 already ? Box cutter?