GM's thread about nothing (8 Viewers)

[T Bell]

BYU refuses to turn a blind eye... towards masturbation.

 

[Henry Ford]

BYU refuses to turn a blind eye... towards masturbation.

I can't imagine how many interventions there would have been for me during college under this policy.

 

[DSP]

BYU refuses to turn a blind eye... towards masturbation.

I can't imagine how many interventions there would have been for me during college under this policy.

This will be my next tactic if they saddle me with a particularly stubborn roommate

 

[charvik]

City shutdown in full effect. Out of beer. This could get ugly.

what did you try texting me?I think you butt dialed me yesterday too. voice mail was just white noise.

The sound of my people....Was looking for curling bets.

the tournament that's the most interesting this year is the women's (Russia!). Some interesting lines for tonight's action. I haven't locked it down yet, but will be going in pretty heavy

I probably won't be reposting these in this thread again (won't remember), but here's for tonight.

Women's curling:

Canada should win their matchup against China, but they have been less than perfect lately (narrow wins), so not betting them today.

Russia and Denmark has played tight matchups, but Denmark holds a slight edge with a better Euro Championship showing (beat them twice), At +120, that's worth a TV unit, because you want to watch Russia play, trust me.

Sweden -1.5 +140 is just too high of a line in a game that shouldn't be that close....

Swiss will mop the floors (no pun intended) with the US IMO, but the line is rough. I am going to play them ML with the Sweden ML for a +111 two team parlay.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Most likely

Want to know how I knew you hadn't been together very long when I asked when you would hit the 1 year mark?

Something having to do with white swallows?

She isnt white. We are an interracial couple

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DSP]

Most likely

Want to know how I knew you hadn't been together very long when I asked when you would hit the 1 year mark?

Something having to do with white swallows?

She isnt white. We are an interracial couple

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shes hispanic so its ok

 

[Rustoleum]

Decided to rewatch The Sopranos. I saw the first three seasons and little bits of the rest, but I lived in Belgium for a year during the middle of the series and lost track.

I was planning on making my daughter a little storage unit for her arts and crafts stuff, but now I really want to start drinking. Decisions, decisions. Maybe I'll cut the wood quickly and then start drinking after I don't need to use power tools anymore.

Happy Sunday

Measure once, cut twice or something like that.

 

[Fuller]

Translation: Tanner sucks

I like him, but have no idea how one person can simultaneously hate every show on tv but be endlessly entertained by every piece of garbage on the internet.

I like him too, but he still sucks.

 

[Osaurus]

Survived mattress shopping. Went in one place and the same guy harassed us four times. Hard sell my ###. Went somewhere else more laid back and a new bed will be arriving tomorrow for the guest room. Came home and mowed the lawn. It was getting pretty unruly in the back of the house. I need a nap.

 

[Rustoleum]

Decided to rewatch The Sopranos. I saw the first three seasons and little bits of the rest, but I lived in Belgium for a year during the middle of the series and lost track.

I was planning on making my daughter a little storage unit for her arts and crafts stuff, but now I really want to start drinking. Decisions, decisions. Maybe I'll cut the wood quickly and then start drinking after I don't need to use power tools anymore.

Happy Sunday

Measure once, pour twice.

Dammit. I hippled it. Must be why I only made it into the ninth smartest school or whatever that thread was.

 

[YSR]

I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away

It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.

See: Bushmills Shot Video, General Malaise

 

[krista4]

Any mattress shopping advice?

I've got a new king bed in the garage waiting to be assembled, just need to find a mattress now.

I've bought at least half a dozen memory foam mattresses from Amazon the last couple years and all have been good. Find the best you can afford with great reviews. I've spent from 200 -500 each.

Link?

We need a new mattress and the memory foam has me intrigued.

amazon.com

 

[krista4]

You know how fish always threatens to quit this thread when Woz shows up? Well...

 

[Doctor Detroit]

BYU refuses to turn a blind eye... towards masturbation.

I can't imagine how many interventions there would have been for me during college under this policy.

This will be my next tactic if they saddle me with a particularly stubborn roommate

Maybe your roommate will saddle you and you'll be all set.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away

It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.

I won a Golden Globe for my Blair Shot Video.

 

[DSP]

I just realized something that worries me.

If my GF helps me with a video then she will read the youtube comments. I have said things on here that I dont want her to know about and I dont know if anyone from the FFA would say things in an attempt to ruin our relationship.

I would expect that nobody would be that vindictive towards me just for posting on a message board, but I dont know how much certain people truly hate me.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Making this shot video sounds more tedious than fantasy football waivers and more complex than installing Netflix.

 

[DSP]

Ibthink I will have to find someone else to help me. I cant risk my relationship.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

so trying...

 

[Henry Ford]

Making this shot video sounds more tedious than fantasy football waivers and more complex than installing Netflix.

The guy pees in a milk jug and then leaves it in his own room to get out of having a roommate. I think if he wants to do this chug video, we know he can figure out a way.

 

[DSP]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.

Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

 

[DSP]

I will get her done guys. Please just show a little patience

 

[northern exposure]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.

Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

Less excuses, more shot video!

 

[Henry Ford]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

Let's hear more about Andrew.

 

[DSP]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

Less excuses, more shot video!

PATIENCE!!!!!

 

[DSP]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

Let's hear more about Andrew.

Hes a musician who is now venturing in to stand up comedy. He was once hospitalized because of a very bad anal fissure

 

[krista4]

so trying...

Why are you people doing this to me?

 

[northern exposure]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

Let's hear more about Andrew.

He's 28, enjoys listening to black metal and long walks on the beach. His sense of smell was impaired in a motorcycle accident, so he can't recognize the smell of stale urine. He's a perfect match!

 

[mr roboto]

so trying...

Why are you people doing this to me?

so confusionmany annoyed

not loling

 

[DSP]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

Let's hear more about Andrew.

He's 28, enjoys listening to black metal and long walks on the beach. His sense of smell was impaired in a motorcycle accident, so he can't recognize the smell of stale urine. He's a perfect match!

He doesnt like black metal at all

 

[bentley]

so trying...

Why are you people doing this to me?

I'm wif K4 (and this time in a non-sexual manner...or at least not exclusively in a sexual manner...yeah, that's it). Someone PM me when this video is over and we get back to normal.

 

[Henry Ford]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

Let's hear more about Andrew.

Hes a musician who is now venturing in to stand up comedy. He was once hospitalized because of a very bad anal fissure

Wow. Has he considered becoming a character in a Judd Apatow movie?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

Let's hear more about Andrew.

He's 28, enjoys listening to black metal and long walks on the beach. His sense of smell was impaired in a motorcycle accident, so he can't recognize the smell of stale urine. He's a perfect match!

He doesnt like black metal at all

So he's a racist too?

 

[DSP]

Andrew is more racist than me, but mostly against mexicans.

 

[northern exposure]

I just realized something that worries me.

If my GF helps me with a video then she will read the youtube comments. I have said things on here that I dont want her to know about and I dont know if anyone from the FFA would say things in an attempt to ruin our relationship.

I would expect that nobody would be that vindictive towards me just for posting on a message board, but I dont know how much certain people truly hate me.

This musical interlude seems appropriate:

 

[northern exposure]

Andrew is more racist than me, but mostly against mexicans.

Why does he hate Mexicans so much?

 

[DSP]

Andrew is more racist than me, but mostly against mexicans.

Why does he hate Mexicans so much?

Their food was the main cause of the anal fissure

 

[northern exposure]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

Let's hear more about Andrew.

Hes a musician who is now venturing in to stand up comedy. He was once hospitalized because of a very bad anal fissure

Wow. Has he considered becoming a character in a Judd Apatow movie?

I was getting more of a Kevin Smith vibe.

 

[northern exposure]

Andrew is more racist than me, but mostly against mexicans.

Why does he hate Mexicans so much?

Their food was the main cause of the anal fissure

Or at least that's what he tells his friends. Does Andrew live on Brokeback Mountain?

 

[DSP]

Andrew is more racist than me, but mostly against mexicans.

Why does he hate Mexicans so much?

Their food was the main cause of the anal fissure

Or at least that's what he tells his friends. Does Andrew live on Brokeback Mountain?

I dont know him well enough to say

 

[Frostillicus]

I cannot

 

[kevzilla]

Andrew is more racist than me, but mostly against mexicans.

Why does he hate Mexicans so much?

Their food was the main cause of the anal fissure

OK, that was funny. Let's not pick on the kid too much.

 

[cosjobs]

Do it alone with your phone like everybody else or don't do it all.

I dont have enough memory on my phone to record it. It would have to wait til I finish final fantasy 4 & 5.Im sure my friend andrew would help me and would love to appear in the video as well. Im waiting for him to respond

Let's hear more about Andrew.

He's 28, enjoys listening to black metal and long walks on the beach. His sense of smell was impaired in a motorcycle accident, so he can't recognize the smell of stale urine. He's a perfect match!

He doesnt like black metal at all

hispanic metal?

 

[Abraham]

Andrew is more racist than me, but mostly against mexicans.

Would an excellent blow job from your girlfriend fix that?

 

[DSP]

Andrew is more racist than me, but mostly against mexicans.

Would an excellent blow job from your girlfriend fix that?

My girl isnt mexican. She is spaniard and ecuadorian

 

[Limp Ditka]

You know how fish always threatens to quit this thread when Woz shows up? Well...

I'd take 20 wozi over this.

 

[Hawks64]

Krista, Breaking Bad, Season 5 pt2 will be on Netflix as of Feb 24

I just finished Pt 1 so will be swinging into Pt 2 either tonight or tomorrow. Expect me to be all OMGWTF by this time tomorrow night, I'd say.

Mr. krista has been pushing The Sopranos for my next TV show; sounds like the consensus is either that or Six Feet Under. I can't consider Mad Men or Justified since they are still on the air. That just wouldn't be my style, apparently.

How did you grab season 5 pt 2? I tried hola.org and it still didn't show me season 5 pt 2 in my netflix.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Krista, Breaking Bad, Season 5 pt2 will be on Netflix as of Feb 24

I just finished Pt 1 so will be swinging into Pt 2 either tonight or tomorrow. Expect me to be all OMGWTF by this time tomorrow night, I'd say.

Mr. krista has been pushing The Sopranos for my next TV show; sounds like the consensus is either that or Six Feet Under. I can't consider Mad Men or Justified since they are still on the air. That just wouldn't be my style, apparently.

How did you grab season 5 pt 2? I tried hola.org and it still didn't show me season 5 pt 2 in my netflix.

she mentioned this earlier.

via work VPN, she can use an IP that makes it seem like she's in the UK I think. UK version of Netflix has season 5, part 2 available I guess.

I did this for Downtown Abbey awhile back by using some service that made it look like my IP was in Canada or England or something.

Netflix has different shows available depending on what country you are in.

 

[cosjobs]

Krista, Breaking Bad, Season 5 pt2 will be on Netflix as of Feb 24

I just finished Pt 1 so will be swinging into Pt 2 either tonight or tomorrow. Expect me to be all OMGWTF by this time tomorrow night, I'd say.

Mr. krista has been pushing The Sopranos for my next TV show; sounds like the consensus is either that or Six Feet Under. I can't consider Mad Men or Justified since they are still on the air. That just wouldn't be my style, apparently.

How did you grab season 5 pt 2? I tried hola.org and it still didn't show me season 5 pt 2 in my netflix.

she mentioned this earlier.

via work VPN, she can use an IP that makes it seem like she's in the UK I think. UK version of Netflix has season 5, part 2 available I guess.

I did this for Downtown Abbey awhile back by using some service that made it look like my IP was in Canada or England or something.

Netflix has different shows available depending on what country you are in.

If anyone's near Portland, please go scrape GM's brains off the wall. I think his head just exploded.