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I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.

 
K4 - for serial shows you may have missed, the first few seasons of rescue me are extraordinary. The last 2-3 seasons are so bad that it makes godfather 3 look like Shakespeare.
I'm not sure if I can take that much Denis Leary (that's his show, right?). I don't hate him like I hate Joaquin Phoenix or all gingers other than T Bell and Ignoramus, but he can grate on me.
It's not his typical stand-up character.
Yeah, but if she doesn't like Leary, best to avoid IMO.

 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
Umm, no

 
Tanner posting porn links last night isn't going to help this thread survive. If something needs NSFW tags, might not want to post.
Wait. What? I was a little drunk last night. What was it?
Your RoboCop video had some porn popups or something.
"porn popups"? What about the actual video showing the guys GETTING THEIR ##### BLOWN TO SHREDS?
I didn't watch it. I watch less than 1% of anything linked here. It's mostly terrible.
 
K4 - for serial shows you may have missed, the first few seasons of rescue me are extraordinary. The last 2-3 seasons are so bad that it makes godfather 3 look like Shakespeare.
I'm not sure if I can take that much Denis Leary (that's his show, right?). I don't hate him like I hate Joaquin Phoenix or all gingers other than T Bell and Ignoramus, but he can grate on me.
It's not his typical stand-up character.
Yeah, but if she doesn't like Leary, best to avoid IMO.
If she doesn't like Leary, she can go to hell.

 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
It just keeps getting better. I would like to rescind my vote on you vs. Em and that other guy that I really don't know if its for you or against you?

 
City shutdown in full effect. Out of beer. This could get ugly.
what did you try texting me?I think you butt dialed me yesterday too. voice mail was just white noise.
The sound of my people....Was looking for curling bets. :bag:
the tournament that's the most interesting this year is the women's (Russia!). Some interesting lines for tonight's action. I haven't locked it down yet, but will be going in pretty heavy
 
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I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?

 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
1/4 house?
 
One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.
Wait, what kind of special receiver cord do you need?
I don't know? The cord was really unusual looking. Why?
I'm with Rude. I don't think they have special cables. I haven't seen one on my DirecTV setup
The power cord itself where it plugs into the box, half of it is square shaped and the other half cylindrical.
I have 43 of these

 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
1/4 house?
:lmao:

 
Tanner posting porn links last night isn't going to help this thread survive. If something needs NSFW tags, might not want to post.
Wait. What? I was a little drunk last night. What was it?
Your RoboCop video had some porn popups or something.
"porn popups"? What about the actual video showing the guys GETTING THEIR ##### BLOWN TO SHREDS?
I didn't watch it. I watch less than 1% of anything linked here. It's mostly terrible.
Translation: Tanner sucks

 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
If I get caught drunk or high I would have to go to detox for two weeks so I dont get kicked out. I would like to avoid that.

If I were to get kicked out the only place I could go is my cousins in connecticut. If I did I lose my girl and my band.

Option 3 is I walk the earth

 
Any mattress shopping advice?
:blackdot: I've got a new king bed in the garage waiting to be assembled, just need to find a mattress now.
I've bought at least half a dozen memory foam mattresses from Amazon the last couple years and all have been good. Find the best you can afford with great reviews. I've spent from 200 -500 each.
I've heard they "sleep hot".
That was my reason for not getting one for a long time. Got one back in May, never had any issues with that. At least not anymore than a regular bed with a 250 lb slab of fatty manmeat laying on it.

 
Had Scrapple in Philadelphia a couple years back. Maybe the best thing I've ever had.
It's better that people don't know what's in it. Anytime I try to introduce a non-Mid Atlantican ( :loco: ) to it & describe the ingredients, they run screaming for the hills.
Love it. Had it all the time back in Ohio and PA. Had liver scrapple in Charlotte years ago and it was awesome.

 
Any mattress shopping advice?
:blackdot: I've got a new king bed in the garage waiting to be assembled, just need to find a mattress now.
I've bought at least half a dozen memory foam mattresses from Amazon the last couple years and all have been good. Find the best you can afford with great reviews. I've spent from 200 -500 each.
I've heard they "sleep hot".
THey used to. I tried one a decade ago and hated it- woke up numerous times hot and sweaty.

But they must have changed the process or formula, because that has not happened on any of the ones I've bought over the last couple of years.

 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
If I get caught drunk or high I would have to go to detox for two weeks so I dont get kicked out. I would like to avoid that.

If I were to get kicked out the only place I could go is my cousins in connecticut. If I did I lose my girl and my band.

Option 3 is I walk the earth
Ok, IF, and that is only IF, you went option 3, do you think this walking around would also entail killing sprees?

 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
If I get caught drunk or high I would have to go to detox for two weeks so I dont get kicked out. I would like to avoid that.If I were to get kicked out the only place I could go is my cousins in connecticut. If I did I lose my girl and my band.

Option 3 is I walk the earth
Ok, IF, and that is only IF, you went option 3, do you think this walking around would also entail killing sprees?
Only in the name of justice

 
Tanner posting porn links last night isn't going to help this thread survive. If something needs NSFW tags, might not want to post.
Wait. What? I was a little drunk last night. What was it?
Your RoboCop video had some porn popups or something.
"porn popups"? What about the actual video showing the guys GETTING THEIR ##### BLOWN TO SHREDS?
I didn't watch it. I watch less than 1% of anything linked here. It's mostly terrible.
Translation: Tanner sucks
It would seem so.

 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
If I get caught drunk or high I would have to go to detox for two weeks so I dont get kicked out. I would like to avoid that.

If I were to get kicked out the only place I could go is my cousins in connecticut. If I did I lose my girl and my band.

Option 3 is I walk the earth
Don't these halfway houses have curfews and don't you have to check out before leaving and check in before coming back in? If so, how were you able to consume copious amounts of beer at "band practice"as you stated in an earlier post ,100 oz. in about an hour iirc, and then return home?
 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
A quarter-way house?

 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
1/4 house?
:kicksrock:

 
K4 - for serial shows you may have missed, the first few seasons of rescue me are extraordinary. The last 2-3 seasons are so bad that it makes godfather 3 look like Shakespeare.
I'm not sure if I can take that much Denis Leary (that's his show, right?). I don't hate him like I hate Joaquin Phoenix or all gingers other than T Bell and Ignoramus, but he can grate on me.
It's not his typical stand-up character.
Yeah, but if she doesn't like Leary, best to avoid IMO.
I am willing to give it a go.

 
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I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
If I get caught drunk or high I would have to go to detox for two weeks so I dont get kicked out. I would like to avoid that.If I were to get kicked out the only place I could go is my cousins in connecticut. If I did I lose my girl and my band.

Option 3 is I walk the earth
Don't these halfway houses have curfews and don't you have to check out before leaving and check in before coming back in? If so, how were you able to consume copious amounts of beer at "band practice"as you stated in an earlier post ,100 oz. in about an hour iirc, and then return home?
Ive been here for a while. Ive never started trouble so they trust me. They only test or breathalyze someone if they have reason to suspect they are intoxicated. I have never raised any suspicion.

I always make it home in time for curfew and if I cant I stay out over night. I dont have to check in or out, they only make the parolees do that because the POs need records. Those of us who arent mandated here arent hassled.

I pay more than most for a two man room. I have a door with a lock. If I sneak booze in I can drink in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep. If I come home drunk I just go to my room and then im left alone.

 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
If I get caught drunk or high I would have to go to detox for two weeks so I dont get kicked out. I would like to avoid that.If I were to get kicked out the only place I could go is my cousins in connecticut. If I did I lose my girl and my band.

Option 3 is I walk the earth
Don't these halfway houses have curfews and don't you have to check out before leaving and check in before coming back in? If so, how were you able to consume copious amounts of beer at "band practice"as you stated in an earlier post ,100 oz. in about an hour iirc, and then return home?
Ive been here for a while. Ive never started trouble so they trust me. They only test or breathalyze someone if they have reason to suspect they are intoxicated. I have never raised any suspicion.

I always make it home in time for curfew and if I cant I stay out over night. I dont have to check in or out, they only make the parolees do that because the POs need records. Those of us who arent mandated here arent hassled.

I pay more than most for a two man room. I have a door with a lock. If I sneak booze in I can drink in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep. If I come home drunk I just go to my room and then im left alone.
So if you are in a two man room, do you have a roommate? What's his story?
 
Okay, got the laptop out and can make good on those pictures discussed several pages ago.

Lost Girl is a Canadian tv show about a woman who finds out she's a succubus (feeds on the life force of human beings through sexual contact) and happens to be bisexual. All of the following pictures are Not Safe For Work, assuming you don't work at a strip club.

Huh. Okay, despite there being no naughty bits shown, and this entire body of work showing on television, apparently I can't show these pictures.

So... I guess the polls of teen college girls getting drunk and wearing lingerie are cool, but I can't link to scenes from a tv show on syfy?

Since apparently a mod has placed a Vladimir Putin-like ban on my posting gifs of lesbians... umm... searching for the remote under the covers, here is an approximate re-enactment using a cat and a Barbie doll.
:lmao:

 
Any mattress shopping advice?
:blackdot: I've got a new king bed in the garage waiting to be assembled, just need to find a mattress now.
I've bought at least half a dozen memory foam mattresses from Amazon the last couple years and all have been good. Find the best you can afford with great reviews. I've spent from 200 -500 each.
Link?

We need a new mattress and the memory foam has me intrigued.

 
I currently dont have a roommate. A guy was here for a little over a month and left a week ago. He was a puerto rican guy who got out of rehab. Thats all I knew about him. We got along well.

Before that I was alone for 7 months because I purposely broke the bottom bunk bed and blamed it on the previous roommate. They decided not to fix it for a while and leave me alone to keep the peace. I had made 3 roommates before that request different rooms.

 
I currently dont have a roommate. A guy was here for a little over a month and left a week ago. He was a puerto rican guy who got out of rehab. Thats all I knew about him. We got along well.

Before that I was alone for 7 months because I purposely broke the bottom bunk bed and blamed it on the previous roommate. They decided not to fix it for a while and leave me alone to keep the peace. I had made 3 roommates before that request different rooms.
How did a charming guy like yourself make 3 roommates request different rooms? Was salad tossing involved?
 
I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away
It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.
Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place
Understandable, but.....................................think of the entertainment when you have to explain to people that you're homeless because you got caught filming yourself doing a shot video in a halfway house at the suggestion of people from the internet that you've never met. Just think about it a little more before you say no.
QUESTION: If you get kicked out of the half-way house, where do you go from there?
If I get caught drunk or high I would have to go to detox for two weeks so I dont get kicked out. I would like to avoid that.If I were to get kicked out the only place I could go is my cousins in connecticut. If I did I lose my girl and my band.

Option 3 is I walk the earth
Ok, IF, and that is only IF, you went option 3, do you think this walking around would also entail killing sprees?
Only in the name of justice
Just us?

 
Any mattress shopping advice?
:blackdot: I've got a new king bed in the garage waiting to be assembled, just need to find a mattress now.
I've bought at least half a dozen memory foam mattresses from Amazon the last couple years and all have been good. Find the best you can afford with great reviews. I've spent from 200 -500 each.
Link?

We need a new mattress and the memory foam has me intrigued.
amazon.com

 
I currently dont have a roommate. A guy was here for a little over a month and left a week ago. He was a puerto rican guy who got out of rehab. Thats all I knew about him. We got along well.

Before that I was alone for 7 months because I purposely broke the bottom bunk bed and blamed it on the previous roommate. They decided not to fix it for a while and leave me alone to keep the peace. I had made 3 roommates before that request different rooms.
How did a charming guy like yourself make 3 roommates request different rooms? Was salad tossing involved?
If I dont like a person I know how to make them leave. I dont clean up after myself. I leave crumbs and toenail clippings all over the floor. I leave my laundry in the corner to stink up the place. The bathroom is always occupied so I pee in a milk jug and leave it out. I stay up all night making noise. I do anything I can to make the person leave

Once the place is filthy and smells of pee and laundry they leave.

I didnt do any of this with the last guy because I was comfortable sharing a room with him.

 
I currently dont have a roommate. A guy was here for a little over a month and left a week ago. He was a puerto rican guy who got out of rehab. Thats all I knew about him. We got along well.

Before that I was alone for 7 months because I purposely broke the bottom bunk bed and blamed it on the previous roommate. They decided not to fix it for a while and leave me alone to keep the peace. I had made 3 roommates before that request different rooms.
How did a charming guy like yourself make 3 roommates request different rooms? Was salad tossing involved?
If I dont like a person I know how to make them leave. I dont clean up after myself. I leave crumbs and toenail clippings all over the floor. I leave my laundry in the corner to stink up the place. The bathroom is always occupied so I pee in a milk jug and leave it out. I stay up all night making noise. I do anything I can to make the person leave

Once the place is filthy and smells of pee and laundry they leave.

I didnt do any of this with the last guy because I was comfortable sharing a room with him.
What if they respond with "I know you are trying to make me leave by being mean to me. But, forget it you can't get rid of me. I'm staying!"
 
Any mattress shopping advice?
:blackdot: I've got a new king bed in the garage waiting to be assembled, just need to find a mattress now.
I've bought at least half a dozen memory foam mattresses from Amazon the last couple years and all have been good. Find the best you can afford with great reviews. I've spent from 200 -500 each.
Link?

We need a new mattress and the memory foam has me intrigued.
amazon.com
Thank you

 
I currently dont have a roommate. A guy was here for a little over a month and left a week ago. He was a puerto rican guy who got out of rehab. Thats all I knew about him. We got along well.

Before that I was alone for 7 months because I purposely broke the bottom bunk bed and blamed it on the previous roommate. They decided not to fix it for a while and leave me alone to keep the peace. I had made 3 roommates before that request different rooms.
How did a charming guy like yourself make 3 roommates request different rooms? Was salad tossing involved?
If I dont like a person I know how to make them leave. I dont clean up after myself. I leave crumbs and toenail clippings all over the floor. I leave my laundry in the corner to stink up the place. The bathroom is always occupied so I pee in a milk jug and leave it out. I stay up all night making noise. I do anything I can to make the person leaveOnce the place is filthy and smells of pee and laundry they leave.

I didnt do any of this with the last guy because I was comfortable sharing a room with him.
What if they respond with "I know you are trying to make me leave by being mean to me. But, forget it you can't get rid of me. I'm staying!"
Then the house takes a poll

 
I currently dont have a roommate. A guy was here for a little over a month and left a week ago. He was a puerto rican guy who got out of rehab. Thats all I knew about him. We got along well.

Before that I was alone for 7 months because I purposely broke the bottom bunk bed and blamed it on the previous roommate. They decided not to fix it for a while and leave me alone to keep the peace. I had made 3 roommates before that request different rooms.
How did a charming guy like yourself make 3 roommates request different rooms? Was salad tossing involved?
If I dont like a person I know how to make them leave. I dont clean up after myself. I leave crumbs and toenail clippings all over the floor. I leave my laundry in the corner to stink up the place. The bathroom is always occupied so I pee in a milk jug and leave it out. I stay up all night making noise. I do anything I can to make the person leaveOnce the place is filthy and smells of pee and laundry they leave.

I didnt do any of this with the last guy because I was comfortable sharing a room with him.
I used to do this when I didn't want to break up with a girl.

 
Any mattress shopping advice?
:blackdot: I've got a new king bed in the garage waiting to be assembled, just need to find a mattress now.
I've bought at least half a dozen memory foam mattresses from Amazon the last couple years and all have been good. Find the best you can afford with great reviews. I've spent from 200 -500 each.
Link?

We need a new mattress and the memory foam has me intrigued.
amazon.com
:lmao:

 

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