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Wait, Datonn sells meteorites for a living?

 

[phrozen]

Say, anyone have any good ideas for games/activities for a 4 yo birthday party? We will be at a park and have a large expanse of grass, tables, etc.

large plastic 500 foot tarp + water + dish soap = slip n slide

 

[Limp Ditka]

Say, anyone have any good ideas for games/activities for a 4 yo birthday party? We will be at a park and have a large expanse of grass, tables, etc.

dodge the

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Say, anyone have any good ideas for games/activities for a 4 yo birthday party? We will be at a park and have a large expanse of grass, tables, etc.

large plastic 500 foot tarp + water + dish soap = slip n slide

It may not be seasonable enough for that.

 

[krista4]

BRIGHT!!! GET IT?!?!

I just got it.

 

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Gravity was pretty awesome in IMAX 3D. I would think it would suffer watching it on a small screen.

I'm gonna watch it on my phone.

HOMER

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This made me laugh out loud. Trader Joe's.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Say, anyone have any good ideas for games/activities for a 4 yo birthday party? We will be at a park and have a large expanse of grass, tables, etc.

dodge the

I am available for parties.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BRIGHT!!! GET IT?!?!

I just got it.

I have exceeded my quota of likes for the day.

 

[Limp Ditka]

This made me laugh out loud. Trader Joe's.

word up

 

[Henry Ford]

Daily garbage

Why Hoth lost their Olympic bid. Big improvement if you ask me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This made me laugh out loud. Trader Joe's.

I prefer El DeBarge peaches myself.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Say, anyone have any good ideas for games/activities for a 4 yo birthday party? We will be at a park and have a large expanse of grass, tables, etc.

Pinata filled with religious tracts.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Captain Phillips didn't really impress me. Nothing really wrong with it but it just didn't stand out. Plus I was distracted by the fact that Tom Hanks in that role looks exactly my brother.

Just knowing that whole story is garbage and that Captain Phillips was a coward that was largely at fault for every bad thing that actually actually happened in real life is enough to make me be turned off to this movie.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For anybody like me that has twitter on their bingo card.

witstream.com

Pretty much just the highlights of recent posts about current topics.

"The Winter Olympics are an important showcase of white athleticism"

"I feel like I could trip near a hill and accidentally win a luge gold medal."

"Pairs figure skating combines the majesty of skating with the drama of that one relationship that almost ruined your life."

 

[Stoneys]

This made me laugh out loud. Trader Joe's.

 

[phrozen]

This made me laugh out loud. Trader Joe's.

so is he wearing a body suit with his tights over top?

 

[Limp Ditka]

This made me laugh out loud. Trader Joe's.

so is he wearing a body suit with his tights over top?

oops, :codpiece:

 

[Mr.Pack]

Got a job interview tonight. Not losing my current job, in fact I just got a slight promotion/lateral move.

But still, SAP has destroyed this company and I feel like it's just moving chairs on the Titanic. Plus, this new company came after me without a word that I was even looking. That always feels good.

Got the offer last night. Slight pay cut but worth it for the opportunity Super excited.

Sending off a resignation letter is one of the most uplifting things you can do..

Congrats Bogie!

 

[Limp Ditka]

damn kids

 

[Stoneys]

Got a job interview tonight. Not losing my current job, in fact I just got a slight promotion/lateral move.

But still, SAP has destroyed this company and I feel like it's just moving chairs on the Titanic. Plus, this new company came after me without a word that I was even looking. That always feels good.

Got the offer last night. Slight pay cut but worth it for the opportunity Super excited.

Sending off a resignation letter is one of the most uplifting things you can do..

Congrats Bogie!

 

[krista4]

Captain Phillips didn't really impress me. Nothing really wrong with it but it just didn't stand out. Plus I was distracted by the fact that Tom Hanks in that role looks exactly my brother.

Just knowing that whole story is garbage and that Captain Phillips was a coward that was largely at fault for every bad thing that actually actually happened in real life is enough to make me be turned off to this movie.

This too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Moar:

"Burning all my son's Shaun White brand clothing from Target after today's Olympic performance"

"Olympics coverage: Enjoying this sport? #### you, here's a different one!"

 

[General Malaise]

My window for getting a new job is pretty darn small right now. I pretty much have to find something and interview before I start showing. And even then, I don't know how comfortable I am starting a new job 5 months before going on maternity leave (even though my leave was only 4 days with my first). And then there's the whole pre-existing condition thing with insurance. So, it looks like I'm stuck listening to my crazy coworker sing, cry, and watch Hulu all day. And IM me Buzzfeed links. And start sobbing whenever she sees my child because seeing her causes her to "mourn the children that I will never have" (direct quote from her blog).

It's neat here.

oof

that sounds horrible, unless the buzzfeed links are really awesome.

Generally speaking, they are not. Typically it's "31 reasons I am going to be alone on Valentine's Day" type stuff.

I've quoted from her blog in here before. She's the one who likened her sin to a kitten, when really is a full-grown lioness wanting to eat her. It's a lot to handle on a daily basis.

Spoiler

I am by nature NOT a repenter. I want to be. I strive to be. But the truth is, my sin keeps coming to get me. I don't keep it out. I go to the store, purchase it, and call it a kitten, when really it is a hungry, full grown lioness with babies at home and I am the only living thing in the house. I pet my sin and believe that it loves me and that it will make me happy and while I think it is licking my hand out of affection, in reality, she is just playing with her food before she eats it. I am a fool.

6% of this country is just unemployable, IMO. Maybe 5%. Regardless, she should probably be in this unemployable camp. My god.

 

[General Malaise]

Moar:

"Burning all my son's Shaun White brand clothing from Target after today's Olympic performance"

"Olympics coverage: Enjoying this sport? #### you, here's a different one!"

 

[YSR]

My 74-year-old dad just drunk dialed me at work. Snowing big time in SC so since he's housebound, he decided to make himself a screwdriver and take a nap. Sounded like the nap had yet to happen.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I think I could like Mr YSR

 

[General Malaise]

Wow, got eaten alive by curling bets last night. Forgot about those. Better stick to betting on the PBA where I have an edge.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Moar:

"Burning all my son's Shaun White brand clothing from Target after today's Olympic performance"

"Olympics coverage: Enjoying this sport? #### you, here's a different one!"

Yeah it's almost as bad as "David Hoobler is about to make his final run. He needs to beat a 94.50 to make the finals. If he were to qualify he would be the first American to advance this far in Olympic history. Just an amazing story. Speaking of stories...before we show you this pivotal moment we're going to make you watch a 6 minute vignette of Hoobler's personal struggle with toe fungus".

 

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Proof that Minimum Wage is plenty for many Wal Mart workers' competence level.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Like most people on the East Coast, we're supposed to get walloped by this storm in my piece of God's country. Upwards of 18" of snow, which is an incredible amount in this area. I have food and plenty of other assorted vices. I also have that damned generator I spent a fortune on last spring, only to have not lost power since - not that I'm wishing for that to happen or anything......

 

[Henry Ford]

Proof that Minimum Wage is plenty for many Wal Mart workers' competence level.

I know what it looks like I'm seeing, but I'm having a hard time believing it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Proof that Minimum Wage is plenty for many Wal Mart workers' competence level.

How do we know that is Wal Mart?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Like most people on the East Coast, we're supposed to get walloped by this storm in my piece of God's country. Upwards of 18" of snow, which is an incredible amount in this area. I have food and plenty of other assorted vices. I also have that damned generator I spent a fortune on last spring, only to have not lost power since - not that I'm wishing for that to happen or anything......

Here's hoping that genny comes in handy GB.

 

[krista4]

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

hello all. how'z it?

anything of note go down over the last week?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

can't speak for seattle, but i've never owned it in southern california, where there are many more quakes.

 

[Drifter]

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

Don't own, so no. I likely would consider it if I did. The Seattle fault is due

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Like most people on the East Coast, we're supposed to get walloped by this storm in my piece of God's country. Upwards of 18" of snow, which is an incredible amount in this area. I have food and plenty of other assorted vices. I also have that damned generator I spent a fortune on last spring, only to have not lost power since - not that I'm wishing for that to happen or anything......

Here's hoping that genny comes in handy GB.

Of course, I don't REALLY want the power to go out as that would affect thousands of people who don't have a generator and would be cold/dark/etc.....

(yes I do - I want to see this mother ####er run )

 

[krista4]

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

can't speak for seattle, but i've never owned it in southern california, where there are many more quakes.

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

Don't own, so no. I likely would consider it if I did. The Seattle fault is due

 

[Henry Ford]

hello all. how'z it?

anything of note go down over the last week?

Bogart got a new job.

So did MOP.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

hello all. how'z it?

anything of note go down over the last week?

Bogart got a new job.

So did MOP.

sweet! congrats bogart

gelsons?

 

[Henry Ford]

hello all. how'z it?

anything of note go down over the last week?

Bogart got a new job.

So did MOP.

sweet! congrats bogart

gelsons?

Eighth grade world history teacher.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Still some spots open in cakeleague

1. shuke

2. Chem X

3. Mr. Pickles

4. cheese

5. Greco

6. FDAS

7. urbanhack

8. SoCalBroncoFan

9. Premier

10. Rudnicki

11. John Bender

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

IN

this is for football right?

if you have followed the Tim drafts for the past 2 years I am easy money

what sport?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Lived in earthquake country my entire life and never worried about it.

 

[krista4]

Lived in earthquake country my entire life and never worried about it.

Why?

ETA: I mean this as a serious question. I really am unsure what to do. I have been in three earthquakes, including Northridge which destroyed most of my stuff but I was renting so not such a big deal. But earthquake insurance is very expensive.

 

[kevzilla]

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

can't speak for seattle, but i've never owned it in southern california, where there are many more quakes.

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

Don't own, so no. I likely would consider it if I did. The Seattle fault is due

Welcome to Austin.

 

[krista4]

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

can't speak for seattle, but i've never owned it in southern california, where there are many more quakes.

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

Don't own, so no. I likely would consider it if I did. The Seattle fault is due

Welcome to Austin.

I'm not worried about it. Memphis is on a big fault (New Madrid) and a lot of Nicaragua has been destroyed from time to time by earthquakes. I didn't realize Seattle was at such risk until I started looking at it. I think it's because I'm buying the house with cash--if it's destroyed I don't have the "hell I'll just walk away from my mortgage" option.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

can't speak for seattle, but i've never owned it in southern california, where there are many more quakes.

Do you Seattle types have earthquake insurance?

Don't own, so no. I likely would consider it if I did. The Seattle fault is due

Welcome to Austin.

I'm not worried about it. Memphis is on a big fault (New Madrid) and a lot of Nicaragua has been destroyed from time to time by earthquakes. I didn't realize Seattle was at such risk until I started looking at it. I think it's because I'm buying the house with cash--if it's destroyed I don't have the "hell I'll just walk away from my mortgage" option.

What does quake insurance cost? Is it worth it for the peace of mind?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I remember getting together with Drifter, proninja, Pigskin P, and Britney Spears back when I lived in Seattle and I'm pretty sure we spent a ton of time discussing earthquakes and how overdue Seattle was to be hit with one.

Definitely seems worth considering but I don't know if it's a good value or not.