GM's thread about nothing (57 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

Guns have been fired at people within a mile of my house twice within the last couple weeks.

I don't live in Oakland anymore.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guns have been fired at people within a mile of my house twice within the last couple weeks.

I don't live in Oakland anymore.

Do "guns" = "fondue forks" ?

 

[T Bell]

Which male FBG is this?

 

[T Bell]

Guns have been fired at people within a mile of my house twice within the last couple weeks.

I don't live in Oakland anymore.

Chatsworth?

 

[Henry Ford]

Which male FBG is this?

Oops. I told everyone no cameras at my drag show.

 

[shuke]

5 day update?

how was the rest of nola?

Great. I probably drank enough Thursday night to last me a few months.

 

[krista4]

GM and other Oregon-savvy folks:

My mom and stepfather are coming to the Pac NW for (god help us) 11 nights in July. I've penned in four nights in Seattle, two in Portland, and three(?) in Oregon wine country. MOP math would tell me I have pi*infinity nights to go, or regular math would say two more. I don't feel like trekking to Vancouver on this visit but thought more Oregon (or maybe Washington) would be nice.

Other Oregon spots to visit? Increase my wine country or Portland nights to accommodate some more day trips or other things around the area? Ship them to Bakersfield on the Mexicaned bus?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM and other Oregon-savvy folks:

My mom and stepfather are coming to the Pac NW for (god help us) 11 nights in July. I've penned in four nights in Seattle, two in Portland, and three(?) in Oregon wine country. MOP math would tell me I have pi*infinity nights to go, or regular math would say two more. I don't feel like trekking to Vancouver on this visit but thought more Oregon (or maybe Washington) would be nice.

Other Oregon spots to visit? Increase my wine country or Portland nights to accommodate some more day trips or other things around the area? Ship them to Bakersfield on the Mexicaned bus?

Nobody wants that.

 

[Drifter]

GM and other Oregon-savvy folks:

My mom and stepfather are coming to the Pac NW for (god help us) 11 nights in July. I've penned in four nights in Seattle, two in Portland, and three(?) in Oregon wine country. MOP math would tell me I have pi*infinity nights to go, or regular math would say two more. I don't feel like trekking to Vancouver on this visit but thought more Oregon (or maybe Washington) would be nice.

Other Oregon spots to visit? Increase my wine country or Portland nights to accommodate some more day trips or other things around the area? Ship them to Bakersfield on the Mexicaned bus?

San Juans ftw

 

[Drifter]

Or the clipper to Victoria...

 

[Uruk-Hai]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

 

[heckmanm]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

Heck, if I posted pics of this woman bomb-laden drones would be circling my house. Sorry.

 

[Otis]

Have Tanner and Krista ever considered a "cat-off"?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

anyone got any bracket pools?

My brother runs one. I'll post it in here when he gets it up. Only $10 entry. We usually get around 40-50 entries.

in. also looking for higher dollar ones

My dynasty commish runs one for $25 that usually gets 100+ people

PM me your email if you want an invite (he only takes a check though)

 

[Osaurus]

GM and other Oregon-savvy folks:

My mom and stepfather are coming to the Pac NW for (god help us) 11 nights in July. I've penned in four nights in Seattle, two in Portland, and three(?) in Oregon wine country. MOP math would tell me I have pi*infinity nights to go, or regular math would say two more. I don't feel like trekking to Vancouver on this visit but thought more Oregon (or maybe Washington) would be nice.

Other Oregon spots to visit? Increase my wine country or Portland nights to accommodate some more day trips or other things around the area? Ship them to Bakersfield on the Mexicaned bus?

San Juans ftw

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Do British television shows intentionally cast unattractive women, or is it just that they don't have any pretty ones in their country?

I watched the first two episodes of the new Sherlock season, and the woman they cast as Watson's fiancée is literally less attractive than GM running around in his underwear.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Do British television shows intentionally cast unattractive women, or is it just that they don't have any pretty ones in their country?

They have pretty ones alright.

 

[Tiger Fan]

anyone got any bracket pools?

My brother runs one. I'll post it in here when he gets it up. Only $10 entry. We usually get around 40-50 entries.

in. also looking for higher dollar ones

My dynasty commish runs one for $25 that usually gets 100+ people

PM me your email if you want an invite (he only takes a check though)

PM sent. Still looking for a big one if anyone has anythign

 

[Homer J Simpson]

anyone got any bracket pools?

My brother runs one. I'll post it in here when he gets it up. Only $10 entry. We usually get around 40-50 entries.

in. also looking for higher dollar ones

My dynasty commish runs one for $25 that usually gets 100+ peoplePM me your email if you want an invite (he only takes a check though)

PM sent. Still looking for a big one if anyone has anythign

Hey there.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Do British television shows intentionally cast unattractive women, or is it just that they don't have any pretty ones in their country?

They have pretty ones alright.

Starting to think all the pretty ones move to Hollywood. The most attractive woman on British TV is a 50 year old American.

(Gillian Anderson FYI)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Another question. Am I the only person who doesn't care about that Malaysian plane going all Bermuda Triangle?

 

[Guster]

Another question. Am I the only person who doesn't care about that Malaysian plane going all Bermuda Triangle?

No. Unless it was full of baseball players, men's NCAA basketball players or men's NCAA hockey players, it's pretty much off my radar this time of year

 

[mr roboto]

Another question. Am I the only person who doesn't care about that Malaysian plane going all Bermuda Triangle?

No. Unless it was full of baseball players, men's NCAA basketball players or men's NCAA hockey players, it's pretty much off my radar this time of year

Off your...radar?

 

[Ignoramus]

Another question. Am I the only person who doesn't care about that Malaysian plane going all Bermuda Triangle?

No. Unless it was full of baseball players, men's NCAA basketball players or men's NCAA hockey players, it's pretty much off my radar this time of year

Off your...radar?

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aerial Assault]

Do British television shows intentionally cast unattractive women, or is it just that they don't have any pretty ones in their country?

I watched the first two episodes of the new Sherlock season, and the woman they cast as Watson's fiancée is literally less attractive than GM running around in his underwear.

She's looked better; they had her dowded up a bit. She's his wife IRL BTW, which obviously influenced the casting.

I thought Spooks did a good job with pretty English gals (who do exist). Sam, Jo, Roz was pretty hot and then Lara Pulver (also deployed in Sherlock) is beautiful.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Another question. Am I the only person who doesn't care about that Malaysian plane going all Bermuda Triangle?

No. Unless it was full of baseball players, men's NCAA basketball players or men's NCAA hockey players, it's pretty much off my radar this time of year

Red Sox Squares getting any radar love?

 

[Gadzooks]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

That really sucks about the crappy winter weather you're having. If only you could get in on a 3-some, maybe that would cheer up your winter blues.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Do British television shows intentionally cast unattractive women, or is it just that they don't have any pretty ones in their country?

I watched the first two episodes of the new Sherlock season, and the woman they cast as Watson's fiancée is literally less attractive than GM running around in his underwear.

Orphan Black down? Although to be fair I think it's shot in Canada as part of a BBC partnership

 

[Aerial Assault]

Do British television shows intentionally cast unattractive women, or is it just that they don't have any pretty ones in their country?

I watched the first two episodes of the new Sherlock season, and the woman they cast as Watson's fiancée is literally less attractive than GM running around in his underwear.

Orphan Black down? Although to be fair I think it's shot in Canada as part of a BBC partnership

It is, and she's Canadian.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

That really sucks about the crappy winter weather you're having. If only you could get in on a 3-some, maybe that would cheer up your winter blues.

God I hate this word, but "efforting" as we speak. Aforesaid chick she has a crush on is apparently kinda "free".

Mata: "she may be off-limits, but I'm gonna use her a a resource"

 

[UniAlias]

Think I may spend my entire Sunday in bed. I never want to touch a cigarette or a ####### jello shot again.

Need to plan a Dallas St Patrick's day cornhole someday. The girls, oh the girls..

 

[The_Man]

Just getting over the worst illness of my adult life. Fever since Tuesday night until this morning, with strep throat that showed up late in the day Wednesday. Ugh.

On the bright side, I did get to watch a lot of conference tournaments on Thursday and Friday. And now there's a Rocky marathon on AMC.

Rocky and Apollo are lying side-by-side on the canvas right now, desperately clawing their way to their feet. I know how they feel.

 

[shuke]

Zooks

 

[Mr.Pack]

I just had a scam call my on my cell phone about a "free $9,0000.00 government grant" he'd like to have transferred into my bank account.

Does anyone know who I'm supposed to report these people to?

I've gotten a call on my landline 3 times that comes up on the caller id as "illegal scam"

If I had to guess which person here had a landline, you would not have been the name that first came to mind.Hey tanner !

Jokes on you, Sheckey. The phone hooked up to our landline stopped working about 2 years ago. Never bothered to figure out why. I don't think we even know where the handset is.

Wait, so you've been paying for phone service for 2 years and not even using it?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Just getting over the worst illness of my adult life. Fever since Tuesday night until this morning, with strep throat that showed up late in the day Wednesday. Ugh.

On the bright side, I did get to watch a lot of conference tournaments on Thursday and Friday. And now there's a Rocky marathon on AMC.

Rocky and Apollo are lying side-by-side on the canvas right now, desperately clawing their way to their feet. I know how they feel.

You ok, GB?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Think I may spend my entire Sunday in bed. I never want to touch a cigarette or a ####### jello shot again.

Good Lord, if you're hungover and want to crash the day what hope is there for the rest of us?

 

[Henry Ford]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

Not someone you know. As an attorney, I would NEVER suggest that you hire an escort. Someone else might, though.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Free advice: when someone comes by looking for financial documents for your business and says he's from the IRS, it's usually a good idea to check on that before giving any info.

Really all we gave him was a copy of an email saying we didn't NEED that info for 2011, but you are 100% correct. Big failing on our part. We called our accountant right away, but couldn't get him. Guy produced a business card and a badge....do IRS officers even have badges? I think we just wanted him gone.

Doesn't the question beg, how in the hell did he know you guys didn't file the 1042?

 

[T Bell]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

Not someone you know. As an attorney, I would NEVER suggest that you hire an escort. Someone else might, though.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

Not someone you know. As an attorney, I would NEVER suggest that you hire an escort. Someone else might, though.

So, how would "someone else" get started? A quick google search would lead one to have to call a phone #, flying blind. I have a feeling she would want to browse the talent (she likes brunettes).

 

[The_Man]

Just getting over the worst illness of my adult life. Fever since Tuesday night until this morning, with strep throat that showed up late in the day Wednesday. Ugh.

On the bright side, I did get to watch a lot of conference tournaments on Thursday and Friday. And now there's a Rocky marathon on AMC.

Rocky and Apollo are lying side-by-side on the canvas right now, desperately clawing their way to their feet. I know how they feel.

You ok, GB?

Getting there, finally. I might have a drink today. Haven't had one since Tuesday night which - other than one foolish Lent 15 years ago - is probably my first five-day dry streak since 1989.

Glad to hear you're doing well. Though I would be worried if she mentions wanting to have some bedroom fun using enhanced interrogation techniques.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Just getting over the worst illness of my adult life. Fever since Tuesday night until this morning, with strep throat that showed up late in the day Wednesday. Ugh.

On the bright side, I did get to watch a lot of conference tournaments on Thursday and Friday. And now there's a Rocky marathon on AMC.

Rocky and Apollo are lying side-by-side on the canvas right now, desperately clawing their way to their feet. I know how they feel.

You ok, GB?

Getting there, finally. I might have a drink today. Haven't had one since Tuesday night which - other than one foolish Lent 15 years ago - is probably my first five-day dry streak since 1989.

Glad to hear you're doing well. Though I would be worried if she mentions wanting to have some bedroom fun using enhanced interrogation techniques.

I hear ya, my friend. Glad you're doing better.

To be honest, I'm a little afraid of what I may have helped unleash.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

Not someone you know. As an attorney, I would NEVER suggest that you hire an escort. Someone else might, though.

So, how would "someone else" get started? A quick google search would lead one to have to call a phone #, flying blind. I have a feeling she would want to browse the talent (she likes brunettes).

Try the local strip club...I'm sure you can find a girl there that would be down with it

 

[Henry Ford]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

Not someone you know. As an attorney, I would NEVER suggest that you hire an escort. Someone else might, though.

So, how would "someone else" get started? A quick google search would lead one to have to call a phone #, flying blind. I have a feeling she would want to browse the talent (she likes brunettes).

I just wouldn't know. I guess I'd assume they'd send you to the most expensive strip club in town with your lady friend and tell the best looking dancer there you want a dance together. And then when you're talking, ask if she knows any services that send people to hotels for more private fully nude shows.

But that's just a guess.

 

[krista4]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

Not someone you know. As an attorney, I would NEVER suggest that you hire an escort. Someone else might, though.

Take it to the lawyer thread!

 

[-fish-]

This winter will not ####### end. 6+" of snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow. Mexico trip is still a long 3 weeks away.

So, Mata has mentioned a few times that one of her fantasies is to sexy up with another woman. Being the kindhearted & considerate guy I am, I have offered to help with this. However, I'm not sure how to pull it together. She wants me involved in any fun that happens ("otherwise, I'd feel like I was cheating"), but I'm a little wary. I've been involved in 2 different threesomes. One was with 2 chicks I met at a business conference - that was ok, although a drunken mess. The other (another alcohol-fueled event) was with my first wife and her best friend - that one had long-lasting ramifications and played a part in the marriage ending. So, I may be better off as a spectator or a non-attendee - we'll see on that part.

In talking with Mata about it, she asked if I had any friends who might be game. Besides the fact that the women I know who are bi are in committed relationships, I think that could be walking a minefield for many reasons (whether I'm involved or not). I know she has one friend that she kind of crushes on, but that's even more close to home and could be awkward for them. So, I was thinking escort service, though that's colder and less organic. But I have no idea how to go about it. I've never used an escort service.

Any advice (besides "don't do it")?

Not someone you know. As an attorney, I would NEVER suggest that you hire an escort. Someone else might, though.

So, how would "someone else" get started? A quick google search would lead one to have to call a phone #, flying blind. I have a feeling she would want to browse the talent (she likes brunettes).

myredbook

so I've heard.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

isn't mata married? gl with the whole 3some thing. should #### up the relationship nice and good. don't you like like her? so much so that you were turning down booty calls from chicks that you really wanted to bone?*

*my notebook sucks

 

[Uruk-Hai]

isn't mata married? gl with the whole 3some thing. should #### up the relationship nice and good. don't you like like her? so much so that you were turning down booty calls from chicks that you really wanted to bone?*

*my notebook sucks

Mata is married. I'm not trying to force anything she doesn't want and have - sheepishly, I may add - declined to be a part of these shenanigans. SHE is the one wanting me to be a participant so it doesn't feel like cheating. I can dig that this has trainwreck written all over it. #### it - I thought I'd be dead by now, so I'm not turning down a lady wanting to get her rocks off with another.

 

[Limp Ditka]

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