GM's thread about nothing (56 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A big "thank you" to the makers of Pedia Lax. We have achieved poop. It was the most agonizing 2 minutes of her life, it seemed, and it was horrible to witness - but she's now playing happily in her exersaucer. She's a new kid.

Thanks for all of the TPWs.

Is that like the Relax-a-Cizor?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Notebook

First comment made me giggle

Did not see that. Bonus laughs.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner you have a 21 year old? Christ you must be like a hundred.

He's looking forward to that Noah movie, or has he calls it, The Neighbors.

Kitty

 

[Limp Ditka]

Notebook

First comment made me giggle

Did not see that. Bonus laughs.

 

[BigJohn]

A big "thank you" to the makers of Pedia Lax. We have achieved poop. It was the most agonizing 2 minutes of her life, it seemed, and it was horrible to witness - but she's now playing happily in her exersaucer. She's a new kid.

Thanks for all of the TPWs.

Thermometer and Vaseline always did the trick for us.

Glad she's better.

 

[Annyong]

My brother visited the Killing Fields in Cambodia today. Pretty gnarly stuff. I don't remember covering this when I was a youngin'

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

AM Trash pick up

Erect wiener (sfw)

Big time repost but still amazing

I hope he didn't pay more than 20lbs of bacon and one spare wheel for this joke

I laughed

All SFW, one dog, no cats, no doge

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My brother visited the Killing Fields in Cambodia today. Pretty gnarly stuff. I don't remember covering this when I was a youngin'

They made a movie about this but I can't remember what it was called.

 

[Henry Ford]

My brother visited the Killing Fields in Cambodia today. Pretty gnarly stuff. I don't remember covering this when I was a youngin'

Sounds like a blast of a vacation.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bonus: My friend Reg liked this one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My brother visited the Killing Fields in Cambodia today. Pretty gnarly stuff. I don't remember covering this when I was a youngin'

Sounds like a blast of a vacation.

Next year: Bergen-Belsen and Pripyat.

 

[T Bell]

My brother visited the Killing Fields in Cambodia today. Pretty gnarly stuff. I don't remember covering this when I was a youngin'

Sounds like a blast of a vacation.

It's pretty cool - you get to keep the bone fragments that you find.

 

[Henry Ford]

My brother visited the Killing Fields in Cambodia today. Pretty gnarly stuff. I don't remember covering this when I was a youngin'

Sounds like a blast of a vacation.

It's pretty cool - you get to keep the bone fragments that you find.

Is there a bar there?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

My brother visited the Killing Fields in Cambodia today. Pretty gnarly stuff. I don't remember covering this when I was a youngin'

Sounds like a blast of a vacation.

Decided to stop by on his way to Siberia

 

[T Bell]

My brother visited the Killing Fields in Cambodia today. Pretty gnarly stuff. I don't remember covering this when I was a youngin'

Sounds like a blast of a vacation.

It's pretty cool - you get to keep the bone fragments that you find.

Is there a bar there?

Ye Olde Skull & Femur? Sure. They've got a lot of genocide-themed drinks. Oh, and ask for the Khmer Arougala salad.

 

[Annyong]

Outside of that little stop, it sounds like a good time. Left on 1/27 for Australia and went to Bangkok/Vietnam/Laos etc.

 

[Henry Ford]

My brother visited the Killing Fields in Cambodia today. Pretty gnarly stuff. I don't remember covering this when I was a youngin'

Sounds like a blast of a vacation.

It's pretty cool - you get to keep the bone fragments that you find.

Is there a bar there?

Ye Olde Skull & Femur? Sure. They've got a lot of genocide-themed drinks. Oh, and ask for the Khmer Arougala salad.

"I'll have... let's see... I'll have the Pol Pot Pie and... a Genocider. We'd also like a dessert list."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My brother visited the Killing Fields in Cambodia today. Pretty gnarly stuff. I don't remember covering this when I was a youngin'

Sounds like a blast of a vacation.

It's pretty cool - you get to keep the bone fragments that you find.

Is there a bar there?

Ye Olde Skull & Femur? Sure. They've got a lot of genocide-themed drinks. Oh, and ask for the Khmer Arougala salad.

"I'll have... let's see... I'll have the Pol Pot Pie and... a Genocider. We'd also like a dessert list."

Heeeyyyoooo!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

for the chess guys -

Magnus Carlsen is doing an AMA on reddit right now

He's a chess player AND a World's Strongest Man competitor? That's impressive.

 

[Annyong]

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

link

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pol Pot Pie...so easy yet still hilarious.

 

[Osaurus]

So much unmotivation today

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Pol Pot Pie...so easy yet still hilarious.

Try it with the mass grave-y

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pol Pot Pie...so easy yet still hilarious.

Try it with the mass grave-y

Genocide humor is never not funny.

 

[Gadzooks]

In relation to YSRbaby's poop back-up and the talk of sticking things up baby's butts to make them poop......I'm trying to remember a GM quote about liking getting a finger up his butt occasionally. Someone here used to have it in their sig. Anyone remember?

 

[Fuller]

for the chess guys -

Magnus Carlsen is doing an AMA on reddit right now

He's a chess player AND a World's Strongest Man competitor? That's impressive.

wrong Magnus!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

In relation to YSRbaby's poop back-up and the talk of sticking things up baby's butts to make them poop......I'm trying to remember a GM quote about liking getting a finger up his butt occasionally. Someone here used to have it in their sig. Anyone remember?

Occasionally? Pffff.

 

[shuke]

Big time repost but still amazing

Still fake.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chalk Nerds: Got roped into a bracket pool (on Yahoo) here at work. Spent about 3.5 minutes making my picks. I have Arizona over Villanova the Golden Net Scissors or whatever. Slap it hight?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Big time repost but still amazing

Still fake.

No way.

Tubby Hawk looks like he would pull a groin muscle dunking a doughnut.

What is more believable: That guy falling off the board and faceplanting into that car or that guy being able to fake same said action?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Chalk Nerds: Got roped into a bracket pool (on Yahoo) here at work. Spent about 3.5 minutes making my picks. I have Arizona over Villanova the Golden Net Scissors or whatever. Slap it hight?

Villanova's extremely overrated.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chalk Nerds: Got roped into a bracket pool (on Yahoo) here at work. Spent about 3.5 minutes making my picks. I have Arizona over Villanova the Golden Net Scissors or whatever. Slap it hight?

Villanova's extremely overrated.

YOUR FACE IS OVERRATED

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Chalk Nerds: Got roped into a bracket pool (on Yahoo) here at work. Spent about 3.5 minutes making my picks. I have Arizona over Villanova the Golden Net Scissors or whatever. Slap it hight?

Well, if that happens you probably win.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chalk Nerds: Got roped into a bracket pool (on Yahoo) here at work. Spent about 3.5 minutes making my picks. I have Arizona over Villanova the Golden Net Scissors or whatever. Slap it hight?

Well, if that happens you probably win.

Your face is not overrated.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW my bracket name is Phi Slama Lamba. I'm really getting into this. I feel like whoever the college basketball version of Mel Kiper Jr is.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Chalk Nerds: Got roped into a bracket pool (on Yahoo) here at work. Spent about 3.5 minutes making my picks. I have Arizona over Villanova the Golden Net Scissors or whatever. Slap it hight?

Well, if that happens you probably win.

Your face is not overrated.

He's saying that nobody else is dumb enough to put Villanova in the final.

It's like everyone zigs and you zag, except you're zagging into something that's retarded.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chalk Nerds: Got roped into a bracket pool (on Yahoo) here at work. Spent about 3.5 minutes making my picks. I have Arizona over Villanova the Golden Net Scissors or whatever. Slap it hight?

Well, if that happens you probably win.

Your face is not overrated.

He's saying that nobody else is dumb enough to put Villanova in the final.

It's like everyone zigs and you zag, except you're zagging into something that's retarded.

Pffft...

Nova is overrated which means all the other teams are going to take them lightly. Nova will take advantage of this and make it all the way to the Big Prom.

It's like the old double-cross switcheroo. Try to keep up.

 

[Limp Ditka]

BTW my bracket name is Phi Slama Lllama. I'm really getting into this. I feel like whoever the college basketball version of Mel Kiper Jr is.

better

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Chalk Nerds: Got roped into a bracket pool (on Yahoo) here at work. Spent about 3.5 minutes making my picks. I have Arizona over Villanova the Golden Net Scissors or whatever. Slap it hight?

Well, if that happens you probably win.

Your face is not overrated.

He's saying that nobody else is dumb enough to put Villanova in the final.

It's like everyone zigs and you zag, except you're zagging into something that's retarded.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Don't think I don't notice the all wildcats final.

 

[shuke]

Big time repost but still amazing

Still fake.

No way.

Tubby Hawk looks like he would pull a groin muscle dunking a doughnut.

What is more believable: That guy falling off the board and faceplanting into that car or that guy being able to fake same said action?

Looks like as soon as he gets off, both feet are planted and he starts running.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Chalk Nerds: Got roped into a bracket pool (on Yahoo) here at work. Spent about 3.5 minutes making my picks. I have Arizona over Villanova the Golden Net Scissors or whatever. Slap it hight?

Well, if that happens you probably win.

Your face is not overrated.

He's saying that nobody else is dumb enough to put Villanova in the final.

It's like everyone zigs and you zag, except you're zagging into something that's retarded.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

BTW my bracket name is Phi Slama Lamba. I'm really getting into this. I feel like whoever the college basketball version of Mel Kiper Jr is.

More like Lambda Lambda Lambda

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tips for filling out your bracket.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

My wife is trying to send me a message...

Awwwww

Well done mr. roboto! Kids are way cute.

Hopefully someday soon we can see another cute video from..

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Jesse's girls.

That song is the bane of my existence.

i too am jesse. that song is ####### horrible.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys will be laughing out of the other side of your overrated faces when I become a $70aire!

 

[Henry Ford]

You guys will be laughing out of the other side of your overrated faces when I become a $70aire!

The other side of my face is inside my head.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys will be laughing out of the other side of your overrated faces when I become a $70aire!

The other side of my face is inside my head.

Good. That will make it easier to for you to take a good look at yourself and see what a jerkass you are.

 

[Henry Ford]

You guys will be laughing out of the other side of your overrated faces when I become a $70aire!

The other side of my face is inside my head.

Good. That will make it easier to for you to take a good look at yourself and see what a jerkass you are.

I have no idea what everyone's upset about, but that's because I don't watch college basketball.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys will be laughing out of the other side of your overrated faces when I become a $70aire!

The other side of my face is inside my head.

Good. That will make it easier to for you to take a good look at yourself and see what a jerkass you are.

I have no idea what everyone's upset about, but that's because I don't watch college basketball.

Plot twist: I don't either.