GM's thread about nothing (68 Viewers)

[Otis]

I'd be fine with a new "Go Home Shelby" meme Truck, can you work this in somehow with the sunglasses guy plz.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My link.

 

[Henry Ford]

Krista, why did you bring nuclear winter to Seattle?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This kid is going to suck.

 

[T Bell]

I'd be fine with a new "Go Home Shelby" meme Truck, can you work this in somehow with the sunglasses guy plz.

wow

such shelby

10 mph

slow down girl

go home shelby wow

speed bumps

 

[Limp Ditka]

The family dog is now being called doge by the kid.........

................ and myself

 

[Limp Ditka]

Also heard from the other room yesterday when he was feeding her.

so famished

much hunger

such thrist

 

[krista4]

Krista, why did you bring nuclear winter to Seattle?

Oh for god's sake. What is going on out here? Sorry, Seattle. Didn't mean to.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Russell Wilson's ACL begins to vibrate, silently. Waiting...

 

[Limp Ditka]

Wait until you see what they do to Robinson Cano's season.

 

[krista4]

Russell Wilson's ACL begins to vibrate, silently. Waiting...

Sorry, 'ninja.

 

[Henry Ford]

Krista, why did you bring nuclear winter to Seattle?

Oh for god's sake. What is going on out here? Sorry, Seattle. Didn't mean to.

You didn't happen to spend any time in Japan a few years ago, did you?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Xavier McDaniel is going to get HIV any day now

 

[kevzilla]

Seattle Roberta?



Anyway, happy birthday, I guess.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Skipping the last 7 pages. F it.

 

[Abraham]

Skipping the last 7 pages. F it.

Don't think you want to do that.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Skipping the last 7 pages. F it.

Don't think you want to do that.

What happened?

 

[Abraham]

Skipping the last 7 pages. F it.

Don't think you want to do that.

What happened?

We have a new phrase that stems from angry drunk women arguing over driving habits.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

My link.

### #### that's funny!

 

[T Bell]

Skipping the last 7 pages. F it.

Don't think you want to do that.

What happened?

Krista killed some people.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Skipping the last 7 pages. F it.

Don't think you want to do that.

What happened?

We have a new phrase that stems from angry drunk women arguing over driving habits.

Went back 2 pages, think I'm good now.

Props to Da Raiders for drunk blogging it up in here.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My link.

### #### that's funny!

Print one out and put in her mailbox ftw.

 

[General Malaise]

I kinda wanna see a pic of this Shelby.

 

[Otis]

My link.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I kinda wanna see a pic of this Shelby.

Scrawny old blond lady

 

[Otis]

Also heard from the other room yesterday when he was feeding her.

so famished

much hunger

such thrist

Oh COME on.

 

[Otis]

The doges and much hunger stuff, did it originate here or we just adopt it? Same question with the sunglasses schtick plz. Thx.

 

[Guster]

Skipping the last 7 pages. F it.

Don't think you want to do that.

What happened?

We have a new phrase that stems from angry drunk women arguing over driving habits.

Went back 2 pages, think I'm good now.Props to Da Raiders for drunk blogging it up in here.

yup

 

[Otis]

http://i.imgur.com/hU93hb7.jpg

 

[Limp Ditka]

http://i.imgur.com/hU93hb7.jpg

 

[mr roboto]

http://i.imgur.com/hU93hb7.jpg

 

[DA RAIDERS]

http://i.imgur.com/hU93hb7.jpg

 

[Limp Ditka]

The doges and much hunger stuff, did it originate here or we just adopt it? Same question with the sunglasses schtick plz. Thx.

Adopted

 

[mr. furley]

Speaking of leaving them in the box, my newborn is 10lbs of pure scream machine today. Kill me.

have you tried Mylicon drops? http://www.mylicon.com/

Doesn't make a dent.

have you tried returning the baby?

 

[Otis]

Speaking of leaving them in the box, my newborn is 10lbs of pure scream machine today. Kill me.

have you tried Mylicon drops? http://www.mylicon.com/

Doesn't make a dent.

have you tried returning the baby?

Wife won't allow it. Maternal instinct makes people crazy. Darwin wins again.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

The doges and much hunger stuff, did it originate here or we just adopt it? Same question with the sunglasses schtick plz. Thx.

yep

Doge originated here and made it's way to US Congress

http://www.businessinsider.com/doge-memes-congress-steve-stockman-massie-2013-12

 

[St. Louis Bob]

thouroughly intoximated.......currently hostinng lady raiders and 3 of her female meighborhood friends. one of which i've never met.......she's lived here for 6 years.....she's cute in an arab sort of way...and she drinks.......

:slblife:

Let's get some pics rolling.

First helicopters falling from the sky, now fatal mudslides?

Is it time for the 'Ficticious Tragedies the Kristas Brought to Washington State' thread?

Yeah, um, sorry 'bout that, guys.

We were actually planning to hike this morning in the area where the mudslides occurred. Seeing the news last night we switched to a different hike. Got there this morning to find that the trail was closed due to a landslide.

If you and Bob ever have children, there's no telling how much death and destruction your offspring could inflict upon the world.

Sadly true.

:finger:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Krista, why did you bring nuclear winter to Seattle?

Shits not so funny when nuclear waste is getting dumped on you huh west coast?

 

[mr. furley]

Speaking of leaving them in the box, my newborn is 10lbs of pure scream machine today. Kill me.

have you tried Mylicon drops? http://www.mylicon.com/

Doesn't make a dent.

have you tried returning the baby?

Wife won't allow it. Maternal instinct makes people crazy. Darwin wins again.

i'm fresh out of ideas

godspeed, friend

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Krista, why did you bring nuclear winter to Seattle?

Oh for god's sake. What is going on out here? Sorry, Seattle. Didn't mean to.

You'll get used to it eventually.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Speaking of leaving them in the box, my newborn is 10lbs of pure scream machine today. Kill me.

have you tried Mylicon drops? http://www.mylicon.com/

Doesn't make a dent.

have you tried returning the baby?

Wife won't allow it. Maternal instinct makes people crazy. Darwin wins again.

Look up "the happiest baby in the block". Video available for download on amazon.

 

[Otis]

Speaking of leaving them in the box, my newborn is 10lbs of pure scream machine today. Kill me.

have you tried Mylicon drops? http://www.mylicon.com/

Doesn't make a dent.

have you tried returning the baby?

Wife won't allow it. Maternal instinct makes people crazy. Darwin wins again.

Look up "the happiest baby in the block". Video available for download on amazon.

Does the cover have a picture of a baby in a basket on the steps of a church?

 

[UniAlias]

That QuizUp game is a lot of fun. I should have known that I was no match for Speedy Fingers Guster though.

 

[Guster]

That QuizUp game is a lot of fun. I should have known that I was no match for Speedy Fingers Guster though.

yours was my closest battle so far

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Don't wanna start a political discussion, but Tim just started a thread entitled "Is fracking dangerous?" and I just want to ask for one of those honorary one-day contracts to be a moderator at FBG, I promise I will use my powers for good.

 

[Guster]

Don't wanna start a political discussion, but Tim just started a thread entitled "Is fracking dangerous?" and I just want to ask for one of those honorary one-day contracts to be a moderator at FBG, I promise I will use my powers for good.

My friend is in charge of the EPA's study on fracking

 

[Abraham]

Was anyone else as shocked as I was to find out the really gay acting singer of Neon Trees is, in fact, gay?

 

[-fish-]

Was anyone else as shocked as I was to find out the really gay acting singer of Neon Trees is, in fact, gay?

I think the story is more based on him being Mormon than gay

 

[krista4]

Krista, why did you bring nuclear winter to Seattle?

Oh for god's sake. What is going on out here? Sorry, Seattle. Didn't mean to.

You didn't happen to spend any time in Japan a few years ago, did you?

 

[T Bell]

The doges and much hunger stuff, did it originate here or we just adopt it? Same question with the sunglasses schtick plz. Thx.

I was the first one to post the sunglasses ASCII art, but that comes from CSI: Miami and David Caruso's horrendous shtick which is repeated every episode. It was done elsewhere originally, like maybe Reddit.

Doge I think was first pointed out by Tanner.

As FFA shtick goes, they're both relatively recent, like last couple of months or so.