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:lmao:

Can't believe it took so long for Rape Wolf to show up.

I started reading the last handful of pages, fell down the "Shelby well", looked up and it was 45 minutes later. My bride has been giving me the stink eye nearly the whole time because I keep trying not to laugh over her damn programs.

 
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:lmao:

Can't believe it took so long for Rape Wolf to show up.

I started reading the last handful of pages, fell down the "Shelby well", looked up and it was 45 minutes later. My bride has been giving me the stink eye nearly the whole time because I keep trying not to laugh over her damn programs.
She an executive producer or something?

 
T Bell said:
:lmao:

Officer Pete Malloy said:
One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."
Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.

 
T Bell said:
:lmao:

Officer Pete Malloy said:
One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."
Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.
:lmao: jesus

All trip long, as you know from the annoying texts, it was "this a good vitamin water...probably because it's a beer". It devolved into "that's a bad Twister game...probably because it's a giant chessboard."*

*That pic was taken about 50 feet away from out motel.

 
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Dylan had his 7 year check up today. The doctor said he's as tall as the average 9.5 year old. I guess I should stop beating him on the side of the road. :oldunsure:

I think I'm going to forgo the whiskey for a possible massage too.

Also, because I to don't want to me left out, my link.

 
All trip long, as you know from the annoying texts, it was "this a good vitamin water...probably because it's a beer". It devolved into "that's a bad Twister game...probably because it's a giant chessboard."*

*That pic was taken about 50 feet away from out motel.
:lmao: :lmao:
Oh snap. Just realized that the building across the street from the giant chessboard is the 48 Flavors place I mentioned before. It's actually called the Libertine now.

 
T Bell said:
:lmao:

Officer Pete Malloy said:
One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."
Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.
:lmao: jesus

All trip long, as you know from the annoying texts, it was "this a good vitamin water...probably because it's a beer". It devolved into "that's a bad Twister game...probably because it's a giant chessboard."*

*That pic was taken about 50 feet away from out motel.
It looks like when you've taken the queen...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

...it's time to check out.

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 
T Bell said:
:lmao:

Officer Pete Malloy said:
One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."
Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.
I was at a conference accepting an award in...what was it, dear...ECONOMICS!?!?!?

 
T Bell said:
:lmao:

Officer Pete Malloy said:
One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."
Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.
:lmao: jesus

All trip long, as you know from the annoying texts, it was "this a good vitamin water...probably because it's a beer". It devolved into "that's a bad Twister game...probably because it's a giant chessboard."*

*That pic was taken about 50 feet away from out motel.
It looks like when you've taken the queen...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

...it's time to check out.

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
:lmao: dammit

 
So pissed. Forgot to buy my ticket to the Beer, Bacon, and Bourbon Fest on Saturday, and now it's sold out. :kicksrock:
Only in BFE do these type of events sell out well in advance.
Who is that in your avatar?
London Andrews/Tumbler blog...one of the few photos I can use by her. Otis and Christo would each have a heart attack but for vastly different reasons.
I'm probably more Christo than Otiks...but that's a little much.
I'd take it for a spin, but agree that's getting carried away.

 
I know some of you aren't down with reddit but there are some hilarious stories/confessions/etc on there. It's not just for kitty gifs.

"what's the worst thing someone has said to you during sex?" Just read the top one by Blackbyd82 (in the tan box)
I don't have a problem with Reddit, I just don't understand it because some time in the last five years or so I became my dad and new technology frightens and confuses me. Don't even get me started about this "bitcoin" or "chromecast" stuff.

 
Ok, funny story time.

A law school classmate of mine taught high school English with LAUSD in South Central before he went to law school. We're talking in the 'hood, and where he was teaching was heavily African Blackmerican.

He's a gung-ho white guy all pumped up on his first day of teaching and he's taking attendance. He's reading down the alphabetical list of names and students are calling out "here" and "present" and "yo", and he comes to one name and just has to stop. He's completely at a loss and it must have been obvious to the students watching.

From the back of the classroom a girl's voice pointedly says, "It's pronounced 'Shi-THEED'".

What was written on the paper was "Shi'thead". :lmao:

 
I'm currently trying to figure out how much you'd have to pay me to watch those Hobbit movies.
Both of them? Back-to-back? Can you look away or screw around on your phone while you "watch" or are you strapped in Clockwork Orange style?
Strapped in. Volume high. Picture bright. Back to back.

I'm mentally up to $200 and I'd definitely still say no if I wasn't particularly broke at the moment. Yeah, I'd go 200. If I were flush though, you'd have to get up over $500 I think.

 
Ok, funny story time.

A law school classmate of mine taught high school English with LAUSD in South Central before he went to law school. We're talking in the 'hood, and where he was teaching was heavily African Blackmerican.

He's a gung-ho white guy all pumped up on his first day of teaching and he's taking attendance. He's reading down the alphabetical list of names and students are calling out "here" and "present" and "yo", and he comes to one name and just has to stop. He's completely at a loss and it must have been obvious to the students watching.

From the back of the classroom a girl's voice pointedly says, "It's pronounced 'Shi-THEED'".

What was written on the paper was "Shi'thead". :lmao:
99% that didn't happen, GB.

 
I'm currently trying to figure out how much you'd have to pay me to watch those Hobbit movies.
Both of them? Back-to-back? Can you look away or screw around on your phone while you "watch" or are you strapped in Clockwork Orange style?
Strapped in. Volume high. Picture bright. Back to back.

I'm mentally up to $200 and I'd definitely still say no if I wasn't particularly broke at the moment. Yeah, I'd go 200. If I were flush though, you'd have to get up over $500 I think.
$1000 in dogecoins

 
Ok, funny story time.

A law school classmate of mine taught high school English with LAUSD in South Central before he went to law school. We're talking in the 'hood, and where he was teaching was heavily African Blackmerican.

He's a gung-ho white guy all pumped up on his first day of teaching and he's taking attendance. He's reading down the alphabetical list of names and students are calling out "here" and "present" and "yo", and he comes to one name and just has to stop. He's completely at a loss and it must have been obvious to the students watching.

From the back of the classroom a girl's voice pointedly says, "It's pronounced 'Shi-THEED'".

What was written on the paper was "Shi'thead". :lmao:
Did she sit behind La-A or Lemonjello?

 
I'm currently trying to figure out how much you'd have to pay me to watch those Hobbit movies.
Both of them? Back-to-back? Can you look away or screw around on your phone while you "watch" or are you strapped in Clockwork Orange style?
Strapped in. Volume high. Picture bright. Back to back.I'm mentally up to $200 and I'd definitely still say no if I wasn't particularly broke at the moment. Yeah, I'd go 200. If I were flush though, you'd have to get up over $500 I think.
$1000 in dogecoins
What's the exchange rate for Boobybucks at Hilareolas?

 

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