GM's thread about nothing (69 Viewers)

[5-ish Finkle]

Can't believe it took so long for Rape Wolf to show up.

I started reading the last handful of pages, fell down the "Shelby well", looked up and it was 45 minutes later. My bride has been giving me the stink eye nearly the whole time because I keep trying not to laugh over her damn programs.

 

[mr. furley]

So pissed. Forgot to buy my ticket to the Beer, Bacon, and Bourbon Fest on Saturday, and now it's sold out.

this event has so much potential to be a wonderful disaster

Is krista going?

i think she bought it and is hosting at her house in San Diego or Charleston or maybe it was the Keys

 

[Limp Ditka]

Can't believe it took so long for Rape Wolf to show up.

I started reading the last handful of pages, fell down the "Shelby well", looked up and it was 45 minutes later. My bride has been giving me the stink eye nearly the whole time because I keep trying not to laugh over her damn programs.

She an executive producer or something?

 

[heckmanm]

Better late than never?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too obscure?

 

[mr. furley]

http://i.imgur.com/Tqie9HQ.jpg

/shtick

this can't be topped

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sweet

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://i.imgur.com/UIXzw30.jpg

One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."

Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/UIXzw30.jpg

One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."

Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.

jesus

All trip long, as you know from the annoying texts, it was "this a good vitamin water...probably because it's a beer". It devolved into "that's a bad Twister game...probably because it's a giant chessboard."*

*That pic was taken about 50 feet away from out motel.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan had his 7 year check up today. The doctor said he's as tall as the average 9.5 year old. I guess I should stop beating him on the side of the road.

I think I'm going to forgo the whiskey for a possible massage too.

Also, because I to don't want to me left out, my link.

 

[mr. furley]

pensdoor:

:closesdoorandbacksaway:

you forgot your muffin! /fro

 

[St. Louis Bob]

All trip long, as you know from the annoying texts, it was "this a good vitamin water...probably because it's a beer". It devolved into "that's a bad Twister game...probably because it's a giant chessboard."*

*That pic was taken about 50 feet away from out motel.

 

[T Bell]

Let's go no more Shelby for now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

All trip long, as you know from the annoying texts, it was "this a good vitamin water...probably because it's a beer". It devolved into "that's a bad Twister game...probably because it's a giant chessboard."*

*That pic was taken about 50 feet away from out motel.

Oh snap. Just realized that the building across the street from the giant chessboard is the 48 Flavors place I mentioned before. It's actually called the Libertine now.

 

[T Bell]

http://i.imgur.com/UIXzw30.jpg

One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."

Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.

jesus

All trip long, as you know from the annoying texts, it was "this a good vitamin water...probably because it's a beer". It devolved into "that's a bad Twister game...probably because it's a giant chessboard."*

*That pic was taken about 50 feet away from out motel.

It looks like when you've taken the queen...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

...it's time to check out.

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Better late than never?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

http://i.imgur.com/UIXzw30.jpg

One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."

Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.

I was at a conference accepting an award in...what was it, dear...ECONOMICS!?!?!?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/UIXzw30.jpg

One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."

Why don't you tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.

jesus

All trip long, as you know from the annoying texts, it was "this a good vitamin water...probably because it's a beer". It devolved into "that's a bad Twister game...probably because it's a giant chessboard."*

*That pic was taken about 50 feet away from out motel.

It looks like when you've taken the queen...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

...it's time to check out.

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

dammit

 

[Tiger Fan]

Just catching up: http://i.imgur.com/lg2mogB.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just catching up: http://i.imgur.com/lg2mogB.jpg

It always comes back to that.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Just catching up: http://i.imgur.com/lg2mogB.jpg

It always comes back to that.

can you get your reddit friends to turn that into a real meme?

kthxbye

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I know some of you aren't down with reddit but there are some hilarious stories/confessions/etc on there. It's not just for kitty gifs.

"what's the worst thing someone has said to you during sex?" Just read the top one by Blackbyd82 (in the tan box)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I know some of you aren't down with reddit but there are some hilarious stories/confessions/etc on there. It's not just for kitty gifs.

"what's the worst thing someone has said to you during sex?" Just read the top one by Blackbyd82 (in the tan box)

 

[shuke]

So pissed. Forgot to buy my ticket to the Beer, Bacon, and Bourbon Fest on Saturday, and now it's sold out.

Only in BFE do these type of events sell out well in advance.

Who is that in your avatar?

London Andrews/Tumbler blog...one of the few photos I can use by her. Otis and Christo would each have a heart attack but for vastly different reasons.

I'm probably more Christo than Otiks...but that's a little much.

I'd take it for a spin, but agree that's getting carried away.

 

[Frostillicus]

I know some of you aren't down with reddit but there are some hilarious stories/confessions/etc on there. It's not just for kitty gifs.

"what's the worst thing someone has said to you during sex?" Just read the top one by Blackbyd82 (in the tan box)

I don't have a problem with Reddit, I just don't understand it because some time in the last five years or so I became my dad and new technology frightens and confuses me. Don't even get me started about this "bitcoin" or "chromecast" stuff.

 

[shuke]

HouseChat Activated:

Are those online "How much house can I afford?" calculators legit?

Sure, if you don't want to have any money left over to do anything else.

 

[shuke]

http://i.imgur.com/Eu8JW6E.jpg

 

[shuke]

Is it messed up that I think this is hilarious?

http://observer.com/2014/03/this-horrifying-clown-is-haunting-staten-island/

Horrifying

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm currently trying to figure out how much you'd have to pay me to watch those Hobbit movies.

 

[shuke]

http://i.imgur.com/Tqie9HQ.jpg

JFC

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I know some of you aren't down with reddit but there are some hilarious stories/confessions/etc on there. It's not just for kitty gifs.

"what's the worst thing someone has said to you during sex?" Just read the top one by Blackbyd82 (in the tan box)

I still literally laugh out loud at this every time I think about it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm currently trying to figure out how much you'd have to pay me to watch those Hobbit movies.

Both of them? Back-to-back? Can you look away or screw around on your phone while you "watch" or are you strapped in Clockwork Orange style?

 

[T Bell]

Ok, funny story time.

A law school classmate of mine taught high school English with LAUSD in South Central before he went to law school. We're talking in the 'hood, and where he was teaching was heavily African Blackmerican.

He's a gung-ho white guy all pumped up on his first day of teaching and he's taking attendance. He's reading down the alphabetical list of names and students are calling out "here" and "present" and "yo", and he comes to one name and just has to stop. He's completely at a loss and it must have been obvious to the students watching.

From the back of the classroom a girl's voice pointedly says, "It's pronounced 'Shi-THEED'".

What was written on the paper was "Shi'thead".

 

[T Bell]

I'm currently trying to figure out how much you'd have to pay me to watch those Hobbit movies.

I think those Hobbits might be up to something.

 

[T Bell]

I'm currently trying to figure out how much you'd have to pay me to watch those Hobbit movies.

Both of them? Back-to-back? Can you look away or screw around on your phone while you "watch" or are you strapped in Clockwork Orange style?

You know that could get you killed nowadays, right?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm currently trying to figure out how much you'd have to pay me to watch those Hobbit movies.

Both of them? Back-to-back? Can you look away or screw around on your phone while you "watch" or are you strapped in Clockwork Orange style?

Strapped in. Volume high. Picture bright. Back to back.

I'm mentally up to $200 and I'd definitely still say no if I wasn't particularly broke at the moment. Yeah, I'd go 200. If I were flush though, you'd have to get up over $500 I think.

 

[shuke]

queerbait

 

[shuke]

http://i.imgur.com/rMHarrR.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ok, funny story time.

A law school classmate of mine taught high school English with LAUSD in South Central before he went to law school. We're talking in the 'hood, and where he was teaching was heavily African Blackmerican.

He's a gung-ho white guy all pumped up on his first day of teaching and he's taking attendance. He's reading down the alphabetical list of names and students are calling out "here" and "present" and "yo", and he comes to one name and just has to stop. He's completely at a loss and it must have been obvious to the students watching.

From the back of the classroom a girl's voice pointedly says, "It's pronounced 'Shi-THEED'".

What was written on the paper was "Shi'thead".

99% that didn't happen, GB.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Loving the delayed reaction.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm currently trying to figure out how much you'd have to pay me to watch those Hobbit movies.

Both of them? Back-to-back? Can you look away or screw around on your phone while you "watch" or are you strapped in Clockwork Orange style?

Strapped in. Volume high. Picture bright. Back to back.

I'm mentally up to $200 and I'd definitely still say no if I wasn't particularly broke at the moment. Yeah, I'd go 200. If I were flush though, you'd have to get up over $500 I think.

$1000 in dogecoins

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Ok, funny story time.

A law school classmate of mine taught high school English with LAUSD in South Central before he went to law school. We're talking in the 'hood, and where he was teaching was heavily African Blackmerican.

He's a gung-ho white guy all pumped up on his first day of teaching and he's taking attendance. He's reading down the alphabetical list of names and students are calling out "here" and "present" and "yo", and he comes to one name and just has to stop. He's completely at a loss and it must have been obvious to the students watching.

From the back of the classroom a girl's voice pointedly says, "It's pronounced 'Shi-THEED'".

What was written on the paper was "Shi'thead".

Did she sit behind La-A or Lemonjello?

 

[Abraham]

This chick in wolf of wal street is a 12.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

I haven't read the very last post. Summary?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm currently trying to figure out how much you'd have to pay me to watch those Hobbit movies.

Both of them? Back-to-back? Can you look away or screw around on your phone while you "watch" or are you strapped in Clockwork Orange style?

Strapped in. Volume high. Picture bright. Back to back.I'm mentally up to $200 and I'd definitely still say no if I wasn't particularly broke at the moment. Yeah, I'd go 200. If I were flush though, you'd have to get up over $500 I think.

$1000 in dogecoins

What's the exchange rate for Boobybucks at Hilareolas?

 

[T Bell]

Loving the delayed reaction.

Slow hipples on days like this are great.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I haven't read the very last post. Summary?

Abe is erect.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

What else is new?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What else is new?

We're trying to figure out if Hobbit movies count as torture.

 

[Abraham]

She's hot.