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GM's thread about nothing (49 Viewers)
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mr roboto
Footballguy
I bet Maria knew.
T Bell
Footballguy
Hold a victory parade, with you being pushed along at the head of the parade in your office chair, waving.
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
It just seems a little douchey to hold your own victory parade. Maybe if I drop some hints, someone else will hold it.
That's also the title of my autobiography.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
T Bell
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Frostillicus
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Otis
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GroveDiesel
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
I'm trying soooooooo hard to come up with a Caruso-ism involving a hen and smoking but I've got nothing.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Nick Young takes as many shots per minute as Paul George and Blake Griffin. He takes more than LeBron, Tony Parker, and Damian Lillard. Actually true.
http://www.basketball-reference.com/leagues/NBA_2014_per_minute.html
http://www.basketball-reference.com/leagues/NBA_2014_per_minute.html
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
This ruling is definitely going to get overturned to some extent, but this is so freaking appealing right this second since the facts of the case largely mimic our situation right now. The biggest difference being (and obviously most important) is that my wife has never asked for accommodation. With all the current nonsense and my wife's MS wearing her out more and more, I think this is the perfect leverage for demanding some changes to help my wife.
In the absence of accommodation, $12M would be nice too.
http://newjersey.news12.com/news/newark-teacher-wins-historic-15m-settlement-in-suit-against-newark-public-schools-1.7457931
In the absence of accommodation, $12M would be nice too.
http://newjersey.news12.com/news/newark-teacher-wins-historic-15m-settlement-in-suit-against-newark-public-schools-1.7457931
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Ignoramus
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So you're in favor of keeping house negro rule in effect?
General Malaise
Footballguy
God i sound whiney. Ignore me. I'm going to use TaxAct I guess. I used them last year.General Malaise said:Anybody? Please?TaxAct or Turbo Tax or Other?
Used TaxAct last year but notice a new DAS Fee that is mandatory to pay before continuing. Good chance I'm doing this wrong, though.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Been using Turbo Tax for a long time, but mostly because it just pulls in my info from the last time. Excelsior!God i sound whiney. Ignore me. I'm going to use TaxAct I guess. I used them last year.General Malaise said:Anybody? Please?TaxAct or Turbo Tax or Other?
Used TaxAct last year but notice a new DAS Fee that is mandatory to pay before continuing. Good chance I'm doing this wrong, though.
Sammy3469
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Indeed
- feuding neighbors calling 911 for a year
- instagram of swastika flag
- public lewdness
- 80 year old man getting punched by a woman in her early 30s
- guinea hens getting run over
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
That sounds...
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Delhi-ghtful.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Yeah, I figured no one was responding because people tend to use the same one from year to year and haven't tried the others. I use TurboTax and like it, but that doesn't mean TaxAct isn't better.Been using Turbo Tax for a long time, but mostly because it just pulls in my info from the last time. Excelsior!God i sound whiney. Ignore me. I'm going to use TaxAct I guess. I used them last year.General Malaise said:Anybody? Please?TaxAct or Turbo Tax or Other?
Used TaxAct last year but notice a new DAS Fee that is mandatory to pay before continuing. Good chance I'm doing this wrong, though.
Well, on the bright side, the IPL starts next month and is the premier professional 20/20 cricket league. Unfortunately Sachin Tendulkar has retired, but if you get a chance to check out Mumbai Indians or Chennai Super Kings, I would definitely recommend doing so.
Link to schedule if you are so inclined:
http://www.sportsdepth.com/post/indian-premier-league-dlf-ipl-2014-schedule-fixtures-results-103/
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Yeah, I've used them all and think they're all about the same. Each of them has some areas that can be confusing and each has areas that I feel aren't comprehensive enough. But all of them were not that hard to ultimately figure out.Yeah, I figured no one was responding because people tend to use the same one from year to year and haven't tried the others. I use TurboTax and like it, but that doesn't mean TaxAct isn't better.Been using Turbo Tax for a long time, but mostly because it just pulls in my info from the last time. Excelsior!God i sound whiney. Ignore me. I'm going to use TaxAct I guess. I used them last year.General Malaise said:Anybody? Please?TaxAct or Turbo Tax or Other?
Used TaxAct last year but notice a new DAS Fee that is mandatory to pay before continuing. Good chance I'm doing this wrong, though.
The most important thing is making sure you have a version that does everything you need it to do. Most people just need the basic version, but the more investments you have, typically the higher version you need.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Possible false alarm. Turns out they're auditing only certain people. Some of my coworkers (that were chosen as part of the audit) assumed everybody has to provide all of this info. A couple of people even sent out mass emails reminding everyone to get their stuff faxed in. Now I find out it was just a select few.
Moral of the story? I need to pay more attention to crap like this. Freaking Shelby distracted me.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Nah, a 20/20 is just 20 innings per side and normally runs about 3 hours or so. Also, they start some games very very late in the evenings to avoid the head of midday, so games sometimes don't start until 10 - 11 p.m.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
CricketChat?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Gusher take the day off? Guess I'll have to post redditcrap.
Million dollar idea right here
Sadly signs like this are warranted
Pot humor
More pot humor I'm guessing
All SFW. 1 cartoon kitty, one dog, no doge
Million dollar idea right here
Sadly signs like this are warranted
Pot humor
More pot humor I'm guessing
All SFW. 1 cartoon kitty, one dog, no doge
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
All not funny this time. Wah wah.
Check that: The undergarment thing was kind of funny/sad.
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GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
heckmanm
Footballguy
What's DAS - Document Archival Service?God i sound whiney. Ignore me. I'm going to use TaxAct I guess. I used them last year.General Malaise said:Anybody? Please?TaxAct or Turbo Tax or Other?
Used TaxAct last year but notice a new DAS Fee that is mandatory to pay before continuing. Good chance I'm doing this wrong, though.
I did my taxes with TaxAct and didn't pay for the archiving, so I'm sure there's an easy-as-Netflix way to opt out. I just save all my PDFs when I'm done each year.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, I did a little googling and found out it's not mandatory...I just got sucked into it like a vortex and couldn't find my way out.What's DAS - Document Archival Service?God i sound whiney. Ignore me. I'm going to use TaxAct I guess. I used them last year.General Malaise said:Anybody? Please?TaxAct or Turbo Tax or Other?
Used TaxAct last year but notice a new DAS Fee that is mandatory to pay before continuing. Good chance I'm doing this wrong, though.
I did my taxes with TaxAct and didn't pay for the archiving, so I'm sure there's an easy-as-Netflix way to opt out. I just save all my PDFs when I'm done each year.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
GM having trouble with technology? Weird.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
No fee for being fat, though?General Malaise said:TaxAct or Turbo Tax or Other?
Used TaxAct last year but notice a new DAS Fee that is mandatory to pay before continuing. Good chance I'm doing this wrong, though.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I've used them for a few years now. Thinking about picking up Turbotax this year as well, just to compare for go-forward. I don't know if it's worth it, though.General Malaise said:God i sound whiney. Ignore me. I'm going to use TaxAct I guess. I used them last year.General Malaise said:Anybody? Please?General Malaise said:TaxAct or Turbo Tax or Other?
Used TaxAct last year but notice a new DAS Fee that is mandatory to pay before continuing. Good chance I'm doing this wrong, though.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Especially since "principal" would be the correct spelling for both parts of the joke.Oh this is ####### terrible.
ETA - I still laughed.
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DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Jesus GM. Nice ### whooping in scrabble
General Malaise
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
When you get great letters in Scrabble it....
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( _)>⌐■-■
...usually spells "doom" for your opponent.
(⌐■_■)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(_)
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...usually spells "doom" for your opponent.
(⌐■_■)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
CPA #blessedGeneral Malaise said:God i sound whiney. Ignore me. I'm going to use TaxAct I guess. I used them last year.General Malaise said:Anybody? Please?General Malaise said:TaxAct or Turbo Tax or Other?
Used TaxAct last year but notice a new DAS Fee that is mandatory to pay before continuing. Good chance I'm doing this wrong, though.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I came home from work a little early today so I could take a walk with the boys and Mrs. SLB as a family before with get stormed on. Of course yesterday I worked out of the house all day and didn't even take a shower. Anyway, I take of my clothes and walk to the dresser to put some sweats on. I hear the boys playing in the backyard which makes me smile. So I peer out the window to see Dylan right there taking a wizz, trying to get the biggest arc as possible, with a big smile on his face. After I stopped laughing, I tap on the window but he was done already and literally does this .
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Yesterday we were eating dinner at the counter, and I asked my 4 yo a question, something about school I think. She responded with perfect timing with a fart that looked something like this, similar to EG72's brother (?):I came home from work a little early today so I could take a walk with the boys and Mrs. SLB as a family before with get stormed on. Of course yesterday I worked out of the house all day and didn't even take a shower. Anyway, I take of my clothes and walk to the dresser to put some sweats on. I hear the boys playing in the backyard which makes me smile. So I peer out the window to see Dylan right there taking a wizz, trying to get the biggest arc as possible, with a big smile on his face. After I stopped laughing, I tap on the window but he was done already and literally does this
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It sounded like a truck downshifting on a freeway. My wife just gets up and leaves the room to crack up. I think it was a serious question, but at that point it didn't matter.
Also, she's now wavering between the Cuban kid she went to daycare with and a kid who might throw trash at me some day at her new pre-k. He also invented something called "the huggy", where he just pulls his pants down and walks around in his underwear. The wedding should be a blast.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Yesterday we were eating dinner at the counter, and I asked my 4 yo a question, something about school I think. She responded with perfect timing with a fart that looked something like this, similar to EG72's brother (?):I came home from work a little early today so I could take a walk with the boys and Mrs. SLB as a family before with get stormed on. Of course yesterday I worked out of the house all day and didn't even take a shower. Anyway, I take of my clothes and walk to the dresser to put some sweats on. I hear the boys playing in the backyard which makes me smile. So I peer out the window to see Dylan right there taking a wizz, trying to get the biggest arc as possible, with a big smile on his face. After I stopped laughing, I tap on the window but he was done already and literally does this
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It sounded like a truck downshifting on a freeway. My wife just gets up and leaves the room to crack up. I think it was a serious question, but at that point it didn't matter.
Also, she's now wavering between the Cuban kid she went to daycare with and a kid who might throw trash at me some day at her new pre-k. He also invented something called "the huggy", where he just pulls his pants down and walks around in his underwear. The wedding should be a blast.
F-ing kids.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yesterday we were eating dinner at the counter, and I asked my 4 yo a question, something about school I think. She responded with perfect timing with a fart that looked something like this, similar to EG72's brother (?):I came home from work a little early today so I could take a walk with the boys and Mrs. SLB as a family before with get stormed on. Of course yesterday I worked out of the house all day and didn't even take a shower. Anyway, I take of my clothes and walk to the dresser to put some sweats on. I hear the boys playing in the backyard which makes me smile. So I peer out the window to see Dylan right there taking a wizz, trying to get the biggest arc as possible, with a big smile on his face. After I stopped laughing, I tap on the window but he was done already and literally does this
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It sounded like a truck downshifting on a freeway. My wife just gets up and leaves the room to crack up. I think it was a serious question, but at that point it didn't matter.
Also, she's now wavering between the Cuban kid she went to daycare with and a kid who might throw trash at me some day at her new pre-k. He also invented something called "the huggy", where he just pulls his pants down and walks around in his underwear. The wedding should be a blast.
F-ing kids.
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