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[strykerpks]

Beerhole updates?

You in? I've got Brewer tickets for Saturday. Game is currently at 3:10 so we should probably try to get to the lot by noon or so for a proper tailgate. We will have to figure out cars/carpools etc once we know who is coming, where they are staying and where we can meet. I don't think there's much of a plan otherwise. I imagine if most people stay downtown we could meet for a dinner and/or head to any number of bars. As we get closer I'll take a look to see what other events or festivals are going on.

 

[krista4]

Beerhole updates?

You in? I've got Brewer tickets for Saturday. Game is currently at 3:10 so we should probably try to get to the lot by noon or so for a proper tailgate. We will have to figure out cars/carpools etc once we know who is coming, where they are staying and where we can meet. I don't think there's much of a plan otherwise. I imagine if most people stay downtown we could meet for a dinner and/or head to any number of bars. As we get closer I'll take a look to see what other events or festivals are going on.

Which weekend is this again?

 

[Henry Ford]

What goes on in that lawyer thread? I'd check for myself, but I don't want to get sued.

Lots of blowhards obfuscating the point, I would imagine.

Is there minutiae?!?

No, but oodles of nuance(Band name )

Awesome band name.

I can't even stand that thread (sorry, Henry Ford), but I keep going in there for some reason and then running back out.

ETA: It was worth it for HF's Fabio story, but I think he might have deleted that now.

I did delete it, but have been furiously pming people copies. Happy to provide one to anyone who wants it.

To answer the question, we talk about lawyer stuff so as to stop mucking up other threads as much.

 

[strykerpks]

Beerhole updates?

You in? I've got Brewer tickets for Saturday. Game is currently at 3:10 so we should probably try to get to the lot by noon or so for a proper tailgate. We will have to figure out cars/carpools etc once we know who is coming, where they are staying and where we can meet. I don't think there's much of a plan otherwise. I imagine if most people stay downtown we could meet for a dinner and/or head to any number of bars. As we get closer I'll take a look to see what other events or festivals are going on.

Which weekend is this again?

July 12

 

[krista4]

Beerhole updates?

You in? I've got Brewer tickets for Saturday. Game is currently at 3:10 so we should probably try to get to the lot by noon or so for a proper tailgate. We will have to figure out cars/carpools etc once we know who is coming, where they are staying and where we can meet. I don't think there's much of a plan otherwise. I imagine if most people stay downtown we could meet for a dinner and/or head to any number of bars. As we get closer I'll take a look to see what other events or festivals are going on.

Which weekend is this again?

July 12

Can't make it.

 

[shuke]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't drink on July 12.

In Wisconsin.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Seriously guys I don't think I like drinking anymore.

 

[heckmanm]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What one of my students was wearing today.

 

[krista4]

What one of my students was wearing today.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Seriously guys I don't think I like drinking anymore.

At all?

 

[heckmanm]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

pokerstars.net or .com? I checked my phone app on .net and didn't see anything about home games.

 

[strykerpks]

Beerhole updates?

You in? I've got Brewer tickets for Saturday. Game is currently at 3:10 so we should probably try to get to the lot by noon or so for a proper tailgate. We will have to figure out cars/carpools etc once we know who is coming, where they are staying and where we can meet. I don't think there's much of a plan otherwise. I imagine if most people stay downtown we could meet for a dinner and/or head to any number of bars. As we get closer I'll take a look to see what other events or festivals are going on.

Which weekend is this again?

July 12

Can't make it.

Birthday party or closing on that house in Provo?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Beerhole updates?

You in? I've got Brewer tickets for Saturday. Game is currently at 3:10 so we should probably try to get to the lot by noon or so for a proper tailgate. We will have to figure out cars/carpools etc once we know who is coming, where they are staying and where we can meet. I don't think there's much of a plan otherwise. I imagine if most people stay downtown we could meet for a dinner and/or head to any number of bars. As we get closer I'll take a look to see what other events or festivals are going on.

Which weekend is this again?

July 12

Can't make it.

Birthday party or closing on that house in Provo?

 

[Ignoramus]

Seriously guys I don't think I like drinking anymore.

I don't like drinking anymore, either.But I really hate to drink any less!

 

[Ignoramus]

What one of my students was wearing today.

Awesome.

 

[Limp Ditka]

What one of my students was wearing today.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

12 "life hacks" (can we stop using that term already?) that nobody should be doing

 

[Ignoramus]

I am currently glued to the live feed from the wireless surveillance camera I put in after having the second package from Amazon come up missing from my doorstep. (At least, as far as I know they both made it to my doorstep.) Expecting a delivery today so I am hoping to catch the ******* as it happens.

I am going to be pissed if I get home and my order is waiting for me!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Seriously guys I don't think I like drinking anymore.

You have my condolences in this trying time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Heart attack

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I am currently glued to the live feed from the wireless surveillance camera I put in after having the second package from Amazon come up missing from my doorstep. (At least, as far as I know they both made it to my doorstep.) Expecting a delivery today so I am hoping to catch the ******* as it happens.

I am going to be pissed if I get home and my order is waiting for me!

Good luck with your theft, GB.

 

[heckmanm]

12 "life hacks" (can we stop using that term already?) that nobody should be doing

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching Bode being stupid and WeeBay being awesome on The Good Wife....good times.

 

[krista4]

Seriously guys I don't think I like drinking anymore.

I don't like drinking anymore, either.But I really hate to drink any less!

This really should have been one of those Caruso things, which I don't understand or have any idea what you guys are talking about, but I find funny anyway.

 

[Ignoramus]

Seriously guys I don't think I like drinking anymore.

I don't like drinking anymore, either.But I really hate to drink any less!

This really should have been one of those Caruso things, which I don't understand or have any idea what you guys are talking about, but I find funny anyway.

 

[T Bell]

Krista's kitty

Furrier than I'd imagined.

More of a Christo kitty really.

 

[krista4]

And to think I found it funny anyway. I'm dying now.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Seriously guys I don't think I like drinking anymore.

I don't like drinking anymore, either.But I really hate to drink any less!

This really should have been one of those Caruso things, which I don't understand or have any idea what you guys are talking about, but I find funny anyway.

God, those are so great.

 

[T Bell]

What goes on in that lawyer thread? I'd check for myself, but I don't want to get sued.

Lots of blowhards obfuscating the point, I would imagine.

Is there minutiae?!?

No.*

*Yes

 

[T Bell]

No offense meant. I haven't actually gone in there. You guys could be planning my birthday party and I would not know.

No offense taken. It's been heaven.

 

[T Bell]

I texted Mrs. SLB asking if I could have girls over while she is out of town.....I think I overplayed my hand.

Overplaying your hand may have to be your backup plan.

 

[UniAlias]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

pokerstars.net or .com? I checked my phone app on .net and didn't see anything about home games.

Unfortunately Pokerstars hasn't implemented home games on their mobile app yet. You can access the home game section through the standard application on a PC.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I almost want to adopt it now, even though it was tearing up my lawn/is probably rife with some kind of armadillo syphilis.

More likely, leprosy. Actually actually true.

Yeah, I've heard that, but thought "armadillo syphilis" sounded funnier. Apparently I was wrong. /wrists

Fred Schneider wasn't making it up, guy.

He certainly wasn't...

Exhibit A: Narwhal in its native habitat.

(I think that one may have Peyronie's disease.)

Unfortunately Pokerstars hasn't implemented home games on their mobile app yet. You can access the home game section through the standard application on a PC.

Wouldn't "PokerStars: The Home Game" be, like, poker? At a table? In your basement?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I prefer to not get the authorities into this kind of thing.

Authorities? What kind of HOA do you have in your neck of the woods? Ours doesn't exactly ride around on horseback "regulating."

that would totally awesome though. i'm going to force my hoa to vote on that very idea!!

they love me. wonder if shelby will be there

 

[Annyong]

The US Secretary of Agriculture was here at my work giving a speech today. He didn't even acknowledged my existence, although he did use my office for a 30 minute interview w/ The Wall Street Journal.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The US Secretary of Agriculture was here at my work giving a speech today. He didn't even acknowledged my existence, although he did use my office for a 30 minute interview w/ The Wall Street Journal.

Vilsack?

 

[Joe T]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

I'd like to play in this. Can I just pay in cash? I don't have paypal.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The US Secretary of Agriculture was here at my work giving a speech today. He didn't even acknowledged my existence, although he did use my office for a 30 minute interview w/ The Wall Street Journal.

Vilsack?

I had that once in college.

 

[T Bell]

The US Secretary of Agriculture was here at my work giving a speech today. He didn't even acknowledged my existence, although he did use my office for a 30 minute interview w/ The Wall Street Journal.

Vilsack?

I had that once in college.

Experimental phase?

 

[Aerial Assault]

Guster > are you doing Sox Squares again?

Nope, wasn't worth the time it took to track down $ and keep updated. One of my friends was considering keeping it going, I'll check in with him and let you know if he's going to do it

Thanks!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

pokerstars.net or .com? I checked my phone app on .net and didn't see anything about home games.

Unfortunately Pokerstars hasn't implemented home games on their mobile app yet. You can access the home game section through the standard application on a PC.

.net or .com GB?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I texted Mrs. SLB asking if I could have girls over while she is out of town.....I think I overplayed my hand.

Overplaying your hand may have to be your backup plan.

I just took the boys out for lunch at The Pasta House. When we were leaving I noticed there was a Show Me's across the street. We may have to check that out tomorrow.

 

[Guster]

Beerhole updates?

found out this week that the lake weekend with the car show crew is the same weekend as beerhole

at this point I'm planning on choosing beerhole over lake house with strippers, but jeez of all weekends this summer, of course they both have to happen at the same time

Do they call you "The Cruiser"?

No

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's also amazing how tranquil the house is without our estrogen filled overlord here.

 

[Annyong]

The US Secretary of Agriculture was here at my work giving a speech today. He didn't even acknowledged my existence, although he did use my office for a 30 minute interview w/ The Wall Street Journal.

Vilsack?

That's the fella

 

[Guster]

The US Secretary of Agriculture was here at my work giving a speech today. He didn't even acknowledged my existence, although he did use my office for a 30 minute interview w/ The Wall Street Journal.

Vilsack?

I had that once in college.

Zooks tells me that 80 percent of sexually active men will get it at some point...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What one of my students was wearing today.

You should buy him some condoms.

 

[Henry Ford]

What one of my students was wearing today.

You should buy him some condoms.

There's definitely no problem with handing condoms out to one middle school boy in your class.