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[Osaurus]

Beerhole updates?

You in? I've got Brewer tickets for Saturday. Game is currently at 3:10 so we should probably try to get to the lot by noon or so for a proper tailgate. We will have to figure out cars/carpools etc once we know who is coming, where they are staying and where we can meet. I don't think there's much of a plan otherwise. I imagine if most people stay downtown we could meet for a dinner and/or head to any number of bars. As we get closer I'll take a look to see what other events or festivals are going on.

I am tentative. Gonna see how my July schedule pans out, but I am in for now. I will probably be in the northern burbs while I am there and come down and be in and out. Never been inside Miller Park. I saw a bunch of games at County Stadium and even a Packers game back in the day.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

 

[T Bell]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

So Cal's into Poles, eh?

 

[belljr]

12 "life hacks" (can we stop using that term already?) that nobody should be doing

popcorn in hoody is genius

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

So Cal's into Poles, eh?

 

[UniAlias]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

pokerstars.net or .com? I checked my phone app on .net and didn't see anything about home games.

Unfortunately Pokerstars hasn't implemented home games on their mobile app yet. You can access the home game section through the standard application on a PC.

.net or .com GB?

I believe it's still just the regular .Com application. They lock US patrons from playing real money games but we're still allowed to do play money games in the home game section. I wonder if a large community like 2+2 or Reddit does something like this. It's pretty great not having to pay rake and being able pay/receive directly through Paypal. Stupid government.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(•_•)




( •_•)>⌐■-■







(⌐■_■)



...rich in Calories.




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(•_•)




( •_•)>⌐■-■







(⌐■_■)



...rich in Calories.




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god....

 

[shuke]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

pokerstars.net or .com? I checked my phone app on .net and didn't see anything about home games.

I'm guessing .net. Check out the poker thread.

 

[Henry Ford]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(•_•)




( •_•)>⌐■-■







(⌐■_■)



...rich in Calories.




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess when your buddy realized he couldn't make it happen with a girl...

(•_•)


( •_•)>⌐■-■


(⌐■_■)


He came out of the closet.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

Alright, go ahead and chalk up "West Coast Time" as a negative when it comes to internet friends having an online poker game.

 

[Annyong]

 

[shuke]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

I'd like to play in this. Can I just pay in cash? I don't have paypal.

Bull####.

 

[UniAlias]

Alright, go ahead and chalk up "West Coast Time" as a negative when it comes to internet friends having an online poker game.

Sometimes folks stick around and play later games. I don't think I'll be available at 9 tonight but I'm hoping other games happen later.

Maybe some HU with Oats or some PLO8 with FDAS?

 

[shuke]

Alright, go ahead and chalk up "West Coast Time" as a negative when it comes to internet friends having an online poker game.

If we get enough action, and by enough I mean more than just me and Abe, maybe we'll fire up another one or two later.

 

[krista4]

Alright, go ahead and chalk up "West Coast Time" as a negative when it comes to internet friends having an online poker game.

Not kidding that I was going to post the same thing. I think Mr. krista would be way into this but not at 7 p.m.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Normally I'd be in even at 7, but oops kids.

 

[General Malaise]

Alright, go ahead and chalk up "West Coast Time" as a negative when it comes to internet friends having an online poker game.

Not kidding that I was going to post the same thing. I think Mr. krista would be way into this but not at 7 p.m.

Maybe we can get a west coast arm doing this. I'd love to start playing with friends again, especially for low stakes.

My parents are coming over for dinner at 6pm and if we get zany, we'll be breaking out the Scrabble game. The way my mom plays, that game can take hours.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

There's a guy named Hu on first base, I get it already. Jesus.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(•_•)




( •_•)>⌐■-■







(⌐■_■)



...rich in Calories.




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JFC

My BFF lost his virginity when he was 8.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

pokerstars.net or .com? I checked my phone app on .net and didn't see anything about home games.

I'm guessing .net. Check out the poker thread.

People accuse me of being coy.

Actually, it has the same logo for both.

 

[krista4]

Maybe we can get a west coast arm doing this.

 

[heckmanm]

Applied for FFA Poker Club membership - BrewMaster00

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Maybe we can get a west coast arm doing this.

Not sure if you've earned your Pacific Time Zone status just yet, Nellie Bly

 

[YSR]

Can spouses play? 10:00 is past my bedtime but Romo might like to play.

 

[shuke]

Can spouses play? 10:00 is past my bedtime but Romo might like to play.

Of course.

 

[shuke]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

pokerstars.net or .com? I checked my phone app on .net and didn't see anything about home games.

I'm guessing .net. Check out the poker thread.

People accuse me of being coy.

Actually, it has the same logo for both.

The shortcut on my PC says .net

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guster > are you doing Sox Squares again?

Nope, wasn't worth the time it took to track down $ and keep updated. One of my friends was considering keeping it going, I'll check in with him and let you know if he's going to do it

Well then you owe me $10.

You rolled that into Super Bowl squares

Dammit.

I won that, fyi.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

I might have to try to do this. :easymoney: rami?:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

pokerstars.net or .com? I checked my phone app on .net and didn't see anything about home games.

I'm guessing .net. Check out the poker thread.

People accuse me of being coy.

Actually, it has the same logo for both.

The shortcut on my PC says .net

Thanks, I'm signed up. I'm in the main lobby area, soooo where is the FFA Poker lobby? GM?

Sorry and thanks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Looks like this is going to be me tonight

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Looks like this is going to be me tonight

I never understood why he has that portrait of himself, but it's bad-###.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Looks like this is going to be me tonight

Why not do both?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Looks like this is going to be me tonight

I never understood why he has that portrait of himself, but it's bad-###.

And I'm pretty sure his hands are ABOVE/ON the desk.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Looks like this is going to be me tonight

Why not do both?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Looks like this is going to be me tonight

Why not do both?

No money in my Stars account.

And I think I'm invited to a BBQ/Boozefest tonight. I'll be going solo since my wife has to work late. I may or may not masturbate there. I'll text you updates every 15 minutes.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Looks like this is going to be me tonight

Why not do both?

No money in my Stars account.

And I think I'm invited to a BBQ/Boozefest tonight. I'll be going solo since my wife has to work late. I may or may not masturbate there. I'll text you updates every 15 minutes.

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Looks like this is going to be me tonight

Why not do both?

No money in my Stars account.

And I think I'm invited to a BBQ/Boozefest tonight. I'll be going solo since my wife has to work late. I may or may not masturbate there. I'll text you updates every 15 minutes.

Looking forward to it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks, I'm signed up. I'm in the main lobby area, soooo where is the FFA Poker lobby? GM?

Sorry and thanks.

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks, I'm signed up. I'm in the main lobby area, soooo where is the FFA Poker lobby? GM?

Sorry and thanks.

I think you have to PM Shuke.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I shall now commence playing college football, listening to tunes, drinking beer, and smoking cigarettes. If anyone needs me, I can be reached at 1-800-F##K-OFF.

 

[heckmanm]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

pokerstars.net or .com? I checked my phone app on .net and didn't see anything about home games.

I'm guessing .net. Check out the poker thread.

People accuse me of being coy.

Actually, it has the same logo for both.

The shortcut on my PC says .net

Thanks, I'm signed up. I'm in the main lobby area, soooo where is the FFA Poker lobby? GM?

Sorry and thanks.

I DL'ed the dot-com client and found the FFA "club". If you see "home games" across the top bar, click that and then "Join a poker club"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

FYI, those aren't hiding letters, you actually have to hit the pound sign twice.

Look forward to hearing from you!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER

Tonight, 10:00 PM EST.

Tournament 887600473 in the FFA Poker lobby.

$10 NL hold 'em tourney. Winners to be paid via p-a-y-p-a-l.

Oh #### yeah. Where?

Pokerstars. You need to join the FFA club in the home games section. Club ID 765744.

Sounds fun, and I'm solo this evening. Will attempt to join when I get home from work.

pokerstars.net or .com? I checked my phone app on .net and didn't see anything about home games.

I'm guessing .net. Check out the poker thread.

People accuse me of being coy.

Actually, it has the same logo for both.

The shortcut on my PC says .net

Thanks, I'm signed up. I'm in the main lobby area, soooo where is the FFA Poker lobby? GM?

Sorry and thanks.

I DL'ed the dot-com client and found the FFA "club". If you see "home games" across the top bar, click that and then "Join a poker club"

Saw in the poker thread. Thanks!

 

[Ignoramus]

I am currently glued to the live feed from the wireless surveillance camera I put in after having the second package from Amazon come up missing from my doorstep. (At least, as far as I know they both made it to my doorstep.) Expecting a delivery today so I am hoping to catch the ******* as it happens.

I am going to be pissed if I get home and my order is waiting for me!

Good luck with your theft, GB.

No sign of my package yet.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Thanks, I'm signed up. I'm in the main lobby area, soooo where is the FFA Poker lobby? GM?

Sorry and thanks.

They're all hiding from you in the corner, behind the pound me in the ###.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

No sign of my package yet.

They say it can take 30-60 minutes after you swallow the pill.

 

[Ignoramus]

No sign of my package yet.

They say it can take 30-60 minutes after you swallow the pill.

I expected better from you, of all people.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(_)

( _)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...rich in Calories.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annnnnnd I burst out laughing on the train.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?