GM's thread about nothing (61 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I need to go hunt down half a dozen library books.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

 

[Drifter]

Flying through Dubai on my India trip. I'm debating adding a day long layover. Looks like it would involve me flying out of India at about 4:00 AM arriving in Dubai around 06:30 and leaving Dubai at 9:30 the next morning. Since if I'm in Dubai I'm going to Dubai it up, hotels would be in the $250-$400 range. Worth it?

Alternative is about a 9 hour layover in the middle of the night so would be unlikely to give me much opportunity to go out and see anything.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Flying through Dubai on my India trip. I'm debating adding a day long layover. Looks like it would involve me flying out of India at about 4:00 AM arriving in Dubai around 06:30 and leaving Dubai at 9:30 the next morning. Since if I'm in Dubai I'm going to Dubai it up, hotels would be in the $250-$400 range. Worth it?

Alternative is about a 9 hour layover in the middle of the night so would be unlikely to give me much opportunity to go out and see anything.

you're trying to willingly find a way to spend an extra 24 hours in India?

 

[Henry Ford]

Flying through Dubai on my India trip. I'm debating adding a day long layover. Looks like it would involve me flying out of India at about 4:00 AM arriving in Dubai around 06:30 and leaving Dubai at 9:30 the next morning. Since if I'm in Dubai I'm going to Dubai it up, hotels would be in the $250-$400 range. Worth it?

Alternative is about a 9 hour layover in the middle of the night so would be unlikely to give me much opportunity to go out and see anything.

you're trying to willingly find a way to spend an extra 24 hours in India?

Looks like he wants to spend a day in Dubai.

 

[Henry Ford]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

Yay, mystery solved.

 

[krista4]

I say add the day in Dubai. It's really cool to visit.

 

[Ignoramus]

When are you going to get the chance to Dubai it up again? Go for it!

 

[GroveDiesel]

HOLD THE PHONE:

In my 19 years in education this is a first. Today a boy student turned something into the office that he claimed he found on the ground.

It was a fully operational vibrator. The jelly kind with the extra doo-hicky to tickle the man in the boat. This kid is semi-special and comes from a rather screwball household. There's a 75% chance he brought it from home.

So in this case, what happens to the, uh, evidence? Will it be used in a faculty White Elephant exchange or will the principal just take it home to his wife?

Our counselor has it double-wrapped in paper towels in a cupboard in her office.

What's funny is that my old principal would actually give out contraband items that had been confiscated throughout the year at our last staff meeting (I got 3 'used' Playboys one year). I'm going to say that this "toy"isn't going to be handed out.

Why are you not porning it forward with the rest of us?

You seriously want a porn mag that a high school student had?

That thing probably looked like it was sealed in Lucite.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

I'm not sure if this more or less embarrassing than when Mrs. SLB forgot a vibe at the cabin when I got my vag head and my Dad returned it to me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

Yay, mystery solved.

Well the whole event is really causing quite a buzz around here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Flying through Dubai on my India trip. I'm debating adding a day long layover. Looks like it would involve me flying out of India at about 4:00 AM arriving in Dubai around 06:30 and leaving Dubai at 9:30 the next morning. Since if I'm in Dubai I'm going to Dubai it up, hotels would be in the $250-$400 range. Worth it?

Alternative is about a 9 hour layover in the middle of the night so would be unlikely to give me much opportunity to go out and see anything.

you're trying to willingly find a way to spend an extra 24 hours in India?

Looks like he wants to spend a day in Dubai.

Yeah but why would you want to spend an extra day in Indiana?

 

[krista4]

Sitting at a car dealership potentially trading in Bunk for a new Bunk.

Business idea: people you can pay to go negotiate car purchases for you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

Yay, mystery solved.

Well the whole event is really causing quite a buzz around here.

Careful, you're headed down a slippery slope.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Flying through Dubai on my India trip. I'm debating adding a day long layover. Looks like it would involve me flying out of India at about 4:00 AM arriving in Dubai around 06:30 and leaving Dubai at 9:30 the next morning. Since if I'm in Dubai I'm going to Dubai it up, hotels would be in the $250-$400 range. Worth it?

Alternative is about a 9 hour layover in the middle of the night so would be unlikely to give me much opportunity to go out and see anything.

you're trying to willingly find a way to spend an extra 24 hours in India?

Looks like he wants to spend a day in Dubai.

Yeah but why would you want to spend an extra day in Indiana?

Like Gary?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sitting at a car dealership potentially trading in Bunk for a new Bunk.

Business idea: people you can pay to go negotiate car purchases for you.

We just went over this a month or so ago, GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sitting at a car dealership potentially trading in Bunk for a new Bunk.

Business idea: people you can pay to go negotiate car purchases for you.

I usually have my major domo's executive secretary handle light-work like this for me.

 

[-fish-]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

Yay, mystery solved.

Well the whole event is really causing quite a buzz around here.

so it was his mom's vibrator that pegged the kid?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

Yay, mystery solved.

Well the whole event is really causing quite a buzz around here.

Careful, you're headed down a slippery slope.

If it comes to that it comes to that. Where do you get off warning me?

 

[krista4]

Sitting at a car dealership potentially trading in Bunk for a new Bunk.

Business idea: people you can pay to go negotiate car purchases for you.

I usually have my major domo's executive secretary handle light-work like this for me.

Oh I don't need it but could be one of the people you hire. I know how much people hate it, in part based on shuke's posts a little bit back.

 

[Henry Ford]

Sitting at a car dealership potentially trading in Bunk for a new Bunk.

Business idea: people you can pay to go negotiate car purchases for you.

I usually have my major domo's executive secretary handle light-work like this for me.

Oh I don't need it but could be one of the people you hire. I know how much people hate it, in part based on shuke's posts a little bit back.

If only there was a type of profession you hire to negotiate on your behalf.

 

[Gadzooks]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

I'm not sure if this more or less embarrassing than when Mrs. SLB forgot a vibe at the cabin when I got my vag head and my Dad returned it to me.

That's one of the top 5 greatest sentences I've ever read.

 

[Gadzooks]

HOLD THE PHONE:

In my 19 years in education this is a first. Today a boy student turned something into the office that he claimed he found on the ground.

It was a fully operational vibrator. The jelly kind with the extra doo-hicky to tickle the man in the boat. This kid is semi-special and comes from a rather screwball household. There's a 75% chance he brought it from home.

So in this case, what happens to the, uh, evidence? Will it be used in a faculty White Elephant exchange or will the principal just take it home to his wife?

Our counselor has it double-wrapped in paper towels in a cupboard in her office.

What's funny is that my old principal would actually give out contraband items that had been confiscated throughout the year at our last staff meeting (I got 3 'used' Playboys one year). I'm going to say that this "toy"isn't going to be handed out.

Why are you not porning it forward with the rest of us?

You seriously want a porn mag that a high school student had?

That thing probably looked like it was sealed in Lucite.

Assuming the student had all of his shots and vaccinations, I'm willing to give it a try.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

I'm not sure if this more or less embarrassing than when Mrs. SLB forgot a vibe at the cabin when I got my vag head and my Dad returned it to me.

That's one of the top 5 greatest sentences I've ever read.

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[krista4]

Sitting at a car dealership potentially trading in Bunk for a new Bunk.

Business idea: people you can pay to go negotiate car purchases for you.

I usually have my major domo's executive secretary handle light-work like this for me.

Oh I don't need it but could be one of the people you hire. I know how much people hate it, in part based on shuke's posts a little bit back.

If only there was a type of profession you hire to negotiate on your behalf.

Exactly. That's why I'd be good for this new venture.

 

[Drifter]

Sitting at a car dealership potentially trading in Bunk for a new Bunk.

Business idea: people you can pay to go negotiate car purchases for you.

I wouldn't walk into a dealership without having that sealed up via email

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.
:X

So, they have to make the phone call to return it to its rightful owner now that they know, right?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

I'm not sure if this more or less embarrassing than when Mrs. SLB forgot a vibe at the cabin when I got my vag head and my Dad returned it to me.

Wait, I thought vag head was just an expression. You let her use a vibrator on your skull?

 

[General Malaise]

Since if I'm in Dubai I'm going to Dubai it up, hotels would be in the $250-$400 range. Worth it?

Alternative is about a 9 hour layover in the middle of the night so would be unlikely to give me much opportunity to go out and see anything.

If you're going to Dubai it up......

(•_•)


( •_•)>⌐■-■


(⌐■_■)


Do buy some delicious dates.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fuller]

Sitting at a car dealership potentially trading in Bunk for a new Bunk.

Business idea: people you can pay to go negotiate car purchases for you.

I wouldn't walk into a dealership without having that sealed up via email

I basically refuse to go to the dealership until we have it settled through email.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

So, they have to make the phone call to return it to its rightful owner now that they know, right?

No idea. All I know is that this is just another reason why I never went into administration. I couldn't imagine making this phone call.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Since if I'm in Dubai I'm going to Dubai it up, hotels would be in the $250-$400 range. Worth it?

Alternative is about a 9 hour layover in the middle of the night so would be unlikely to give me much opportunity to go out and see anything.

If you're going to Dubai it up......

(•_•)


( •_•)>⌐■-■


(⌐■_■)


Do buy some delicious dates.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

####er beat me to it.

 

[Fuller]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

So, they have to make the phone call to return it to its rightful owner now that they know, right?

No idea. All I know is that this is just another reason why I never went into administration. I couldn't imagine making this phone call.

I would love to make that phone call. All the embarrassment and shame is on the other end of the phone.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

So, they have to make the phone call to return it to its rightful owner now that they know, right?

No idea. All I know is that this is just another reason why I never went into administration. I couldn't imagine making this phone call.

I bet you could

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

So, they have to make the phone call to return it to its rightful owner now that they know, right?

No idea. All I know is that this is just another reason why I never went into administration. I couldn't imagine making this phone call.

"Hi, Mrs. Johnson? *giggle* Yes, um, today your son brought in an item that he told us he found on the school grounds, but apparently he told another student it belonged to you. Are you, um, missing anything? No? Nothing of a... personal nature? Not that you're aware of, huh? What is it? Well, it's, um - how to put this delicately—a battery... powered... adult... recreational... fake penis."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

So, they have to make the phone call to return it to its rightful owner now that they know, right?

No idea. All I know is that this is just another reason why I never went into administration. I couldn't imagine making this phone call.

I would love to make that phone call. All the embarrassment and shame is on the other end of the phone.

I'm sure you would have to approach it like the airline baggage guy in "Fight Club"

"It's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

 

[Henry Ford]

Refer to it as an extremely small one. That'll start rumors that you have a huge dingaling.

 

[-fish-]

Refer to it as an extremely small one. That'll start rumors that you have a huge dingaling.

Or a very loose ###

 

[Henry Ford]

Refer to it as an extremely small one. That'll start rumors that you have a huge dingaling.

Or a very loose ###

Even better!

 

[krista4]

Sitting at a car dealership potentially trading in Bunk for a new Bunk.

Business idea: people you can pay to go negotiate car purchases for you.

I wouldn't walk into a dealership without having that sealed up via email

I basically refuse to go to the dealership until we have it settled through email.

I was planning to buy a different car before I got here. Now that I'm in godforsaken Renton, I'm not driving around more of godforsaken Seattle metro to another godforsaken dealership.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Refer to it as an extremely small one. That'll start rumors that you have a huge dingaling.

It actually wasn't that big. Sort of a "entry level" toy.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Did it have a poo smell?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did it have a poo smell?

I did not sniff said vibrator. You think I should?

 

[Henry Ford]

Did it have a poo smell?

I did not sniff said vibrator. You think I should?

Just lick it. You'll get what you need.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

Yay, mystery solved.

Well the whole event is really causing quite a buzz around here.

Careful, you're headed down a slippery slope.

If it comes to that it comes to that. Where do you get off warning me?

Dildo!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm not good at puns.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

I'm not sure if this more or less embarrassing than when Mrs. SLB forgot a vibe at the cabin when I got my vag head and my Dad returned it to me.

Wait, I thought vag head was just an expression.

OH COME ON!!

Update: I was discussing this with the aide that helps me out with the special kids. Another student told her that the kid showed him the vibe and said that it was his mom's.

:X

So, they have to make the phone call to return it to its rightful owner now that they know, right?

No idea. All I know is that this is just another reason why I never went into administration. I couldn't imagine making this phone call.

"Hi, Mrs. Johnson? *giggle* Yes, um, today your son brought in an item that he told us he found on the school grounds, but apparently he told another student it belonged to you. Are you, um, missing anything? No? Nothing of a... personal nature? Not that you're aware of, huh? What is it? Well, it's, um - how to put this delicately—a battery... powered... adult... recreational... fake penis."

I think you need to do it in the form of a riddle.

So, Mrs. Johnson, what's made out of purple jelly and buzzes all over? No Mrs. Johnson, it isn't Monsanto's latest bee experiment...

 

[mr roboto]

Dear roboto,

Do you want to build a snowman?

Regards,

Bob

Go #### Henry Ford's mom in the ###.

 

[Henry Ford]

Dear roboto,

Do you want to build a snowman?

Regards,

Bob

Go #### Henry Ford's mom in the ###.

Conceal, don't feel.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dear roboto,

Do you want to build a snowman?

Regards,

Bob

Go #### Henry Ford's mom in the ###.

I was just thinking some company might be overdue.