GM's thread about nothing (61 Viewers)

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Watching Now You See Me. Really digging it so far, but only 20 minutes in and drunk. Good flick?

It is ok. Better than Thor; the dark world, though. I just watched that and have no idea what the plot even was.

 

[shuke]

Just cracked a 24 OZ miller high life. Man....this thing is clutch.

Clutch beer pull, bro.

2nd to last beer in the house. A gag-gift 40 of Old E is all that remains for this evening. Its been there for months. Should I drink it?

#### yes

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seems a good time to point out that some time back in December or January I said I'd take Kansas and Kentucky and give the field for $50. Can't find the thread but I only took one bet.

That is some dumb-assed gambling.

 

[T Bell]

Mrs. SLB just said we could see the IST in sky, and we did. Pretty cool.

I thought I was the only nerd who was into this.

It was perfect timing. Amazing how fast it moved across the sky.

I usually check this weekly during the summer.

Thanks to you nerds, I just walked outside in SoCal and watched this pass over with my son, who thought this was really cool. I was surprised we could see it with all of the light pollution, but it's a very clear night and we could see it easily.

 

[T Bell]

Seaking of virgins, when I first moved to Portland I stayed in a hotel by the airport for a week. The small convention center next door held a Star Trek convention one weekend and being bored out of my mind I wandered over. Wow. Didn't stay long but drank at the hotel bar with some of the attendees later. Also slept with a woman named Tang that night. Actually true.

krista and Bob go to Star Trek conventions just to hand out red star fleet shirts to attendees. Fact.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Seems a good time to point out that some time back in December or January I said I'd take Kansas and Kentucky and give the field for $50. Can't find the thread but I only took one bet.

That is some dumb-assed gambling.

At least we have a lean.

 

[Guster]

FOR SHUKE

Cool, but unless you're a huge golfer or have a gigantic house, it's a waste of space.

I think I agree. It's 4600 sft. Not sure if that qualifies as "huge" but seems big as hell to me.

But it's all flat. Need to build in some grades

 

[FDAS]

$50 whole dollars? GOOD LUCK, MR. ROCKEFELLER!

 

[General Malaise]

Free HBO led me to a show called "State of Play - Trophy Kids". Wow. Sports documentary that I highly recommend. Todd Marinovich appeared at the end. I love that guy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Seaking of virgins, when I first moved to Portland I stayed in a hotel by the airport for a week. The small convention center next door held a Star Trek convention one weekend and being bored out of my mind I wandered over. Wow. Didn't stay long but drank at the hotel bar with some of the attendees later. Also slept with a woman named Tang that night. Actually true.

krista and Bob go to Star Trek conventions just to hand out red star fleet shirts to attendees. Fact.

 

[strykerpks]

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[kevzilla]

Sorry, stryker

 

[strykerpks]

Sorry, stryker

House money and all that....right?

Please someone tell me that it was house money and there was no chance to win that game

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Sorry, stryker

House money and all that....right?

Please someone tell me that it was house money and there was no chance to win that game

 

[strykerpks]

Sorry, stryker

House money and all that....right?

Please someone tell me that it was house money and there was no chance to win that game

Eat a ####

 

[Frostillicus]

Sorry, stryker

House money and all that....right?

Please someone tell me that it was house money and there was no chance to win that game

It was house money and there was no chance to win that game.

Stupid badgers. Ugh. And I was rooting for them.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

that's the same freaking guy who hit almost the same shot against Michigan, isn't it? Unreal.

 

[strykerpks]

that's the same freaking guy who hit almost the same shot against Michigan, isn't it? Unreal.

 

[strykerpks]

and he had Kaminsky under the basket

 

[Good Posting Judge]

that's the same freaking guy who hit almost the same shot against Michigan, isn't it? Unreal.

And the go-ahead 3 against Louisville with :40 to go.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Stryker, I love you.

 

[strykerpks]

Truck > I was hoping to talk #### with you for the next 48 hours but now I have to root for your team. Go Wesleyan!

 

[strykerpks]

Stryker, I love you.

Wanna make out?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Stryker, I love you.

Wanna make out?

Are you YSR?

 

[strykerpks]

Stryker, I love you.

Wanna make out?

Are you YSR?

If you want me to be

:wine:

:wine:

regnant:

:wine:

:birth:

:wine:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Stryker, I love you.

Wanna make out?

Are you YSR?

If you want me to be

:wine:

:wine:

regnant:

:wine:

:birth:

:wine:

You're in.

 

[strykerpks]

Stryker, I love you.

Wanna make out?

Are you YSR?

If you want me to be

:wine:

:wine:

regnant:

:wine:

:birth:

:wine:

You're in.

Link

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Stryker, I love you.

Wanna make out?

Are you YSR?

If you want me to be

:wine:

:wine:

regnant:

:wine:

:birth:

:wine:

You're in.

Link

Yes!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Stryker, I love you.

Wanna make out?

Are you YSR?

If you want me to be

:wine:

:wine:

regnant:

:wine:

:birth:

:wine:

You're in.

Link

Yes!

Getting warmed up.

 

[heckmanm]

FOR SHUKE

Used to work with a guy with something almost exactly like that. I had to think back to the last time i was there to be sure it wasn't his house.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Yesterday I took my oldest to see two plays. Watched 20 minutes of soccer and missed (as in never occurred to me it was on) both semi-finals. Today I'll be working a ten hour day volunteering with a bunch of broads.

Should probably just turn in my man card.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hey single guys, has there been any revolution in condoms over the past 10 years that actually give you some sort of feeling? I'm in the 2 month window post vasectomy but haven't had the lab test to verify no sperm yet....I used a "regular trojan" the other night and I felt nothing.

 

[Guster]

happy sunday

 

[Osaurus]

Hey single guys, has there been any revolution in condoms over the past 10 years that actually give you some sort of feeling? I'm in the 2 month window post vasectomy but haven't had the lab test to verify no sperm yet....I used a "regular trojan" the other night and I felt nothing.

PM Dan Lambskin

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hey single guys, has there been any revolution in condoms over the past 10 years that actually give you some sort of feeling? I'm in the 2 month window post vasectomy but haven't had the lab test to verify no sperm yet....I used a "regular trojan" the other night and I felt nothing.

PM Dan Lambskin

 

[Guster]

Hey single guys, has there been any revolution in condoms over the past 10 years that actually give you some sort of feeling? I'm in the 2 month window post vasectomy but haven't had the lab test to verify no sperm yet....I used a "regular trojan" the other night and I felt nothing.

Can't make mouth babies, or face babies, or chest babies, or butt babies...

 

[mr roboto]

happy sunday

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hey single guys, has there been any revolution in condoms over the past 10 years that actually give you some sort of feeling? I'm in the 2 month window post vasectomy but haven't had the lab test to verify no sperm yet....I used a "regular trojan" the other night and I felt nothing.

Can't make mouth babies, or face babies, or chest babies, or butt babies...

well of course, but sometimes i gotta get some V

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I think this page should just quietly disappear...

Bunch of D's going in A's and M's and probably E's

Enus's ... The opposite of Cooters

 

[Limp Ditka]

Seaking of virgins, when I first moved to Portland I stayed in a hotel by the airport for a week. The small convention center next door held a Star Trek convention one weekend and being bored out of my mind I wandered over. Wow. Didn't stay long but drank at the hotel bar with some of the attendees later. Also slept with a woman named Tang that night. Actually true.

krista and Bob go to Star Trek conventions just to hand out red star fleet shirts to attendees. Fact.

 

[T Bell]

Yo dawg, I heard you like receipts...

 

[krista4]

I don't get it.

Also, congrats bentley!

 

[kevzilla]

My old man has had a brisket on his BGE for 13 hours and counting. Gonna be a good day.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

F'n Nebbles stably marrying all the women.

 

[bentley]

I don't get it.

Also, congrats bentley!

Thanks! That one was a lot of work but I feel very happy about it.

Also, happy birthday to you!

 

[General Malaise]

Yesterday I took my oldest to see two plays. Watched 20 minutes of soccer and missed (as in never occurred to me it was on) both semi-finals. Today I'll be working a ten hour day volunteering with a bunch of broads.

Should probably just turn in my man card.

Pretty sure they'll have NCAA next year and maybe even the year after that. You don't get a second chance at the things you did yesterday with your kids, but you know that already. Good luck today!

 

[General Malaise]

F'n Nebbles stably marrying all the women.

That guy.....

It's my co-workers dad. He's been divorced more times than MOP can count. He lives in arguably the worst, grossest city in the country - Modesto, CA. From what I gather, he was a self made millionaire in his 20s through cattle, had so much dough that they had a swimming pool with the family crest spelled out in silver dollars and was an avid arm-wrestler, challenging guys from all over to arm-wrestle for high stakes. His current quest is to find and marry a Vietnamese woman because all US women are too fat for his tastes. He found one and almost landed her, but Obama wouldn't let her into the country. So he dumped her and now uses Plenty of Fish to find more Vietnamese women 1/3 of his age.

But I like it when he posts on my page. Never know what will come forth. For a spell, HIS CAP LOCK WAS BROKEN. Every day I walk into work, I'm amazed that his son is actually blood related.

 

[Osaurus]

At Rays and Rangers game. I hope Yu falls flat on his derriarvish.

 

[General Malaise]

At Rays and Rangers game. I hope Yu falls flat on his derriarvish.

Dozens of fans at the Trop today?

 

[Osaurus]

At Rays and Rangers game. I hope Yu falls flat on his derriarvish.

Dozens of fans at the Trop today?