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Drinking on a boat is better than drinking on land
:yes: You can pretty much sum up why do we work with so we can drink while staring at water or on water.
:goodposting:

Its like these guy trips I used to take. We would never see anything beside the inside of a bar and would end up getting drunk and making asses of ourselves in front of girls. Somehow, the fact that the girls had slightly different accents and the view to and from the airport was different made it all worthwhile.

 
Anybody else follow someone on facebook you used to know in high school strictly for the train wreck potential because she posts everything about her life all the time and has a seriously stupid group of friends now a days? This is the latest. So good.

Sherri Lynn
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Smells a lil skunky in the hallway today...hmmmm
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You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing :thumbup: :pickle:


Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.

 
You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing :thumbup: :pickle:

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.
:thumbup: Good to hear

 
You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing :thumbup: :pickle:

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.
Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.

 
You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing :thumbup: :pickle:

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.
Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.
We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for

 
You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing :thumbup: :pickle:

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.
Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.
We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for
Exactly. And even if it's not about the kid, it's because of the kid. They're stressful. Even if you aren't pissed at each other because it's kid related, it's usually stemming from the lack of sleep and the extra stress and what not. This may not apply to everybody, but I certainly saw it happen in my life. The second baby is way worse.

Good luck!

 
There's a chick on Facebook I went to grade school with, right up through high school, who fancies herself a gypsie and who sells "sacred" stones, incense and other crap. She's a non-stop source of amusement.

 
There's a chick on Facebook I went to grade school with, right up through high school, who fancies herself a gypsie and who sells "sacred" stones, incense and other crap. She's a non-stop source of amusement.
Over/Under is 4 months until my wife is selling sacred stones.

 
There's a chick on Facebook I went to grade school with, right up through high school, who fancies herself a gypsie and who sells "sacred" stones, incense and other crap. She's a non-stop source of amusement.
Over/Under is 4 months until my wife is selling sacred stones.
I don't know much about your wife, but I feel confident in saying that this chick could teach her a thing or two about "sacred" shtick. I can't believe that she believes the stuff she spews, and yet she clearly does.

 
You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing :thumbup: :pickle:

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.
Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.
We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for
I've been there, and pretty recently. We're actually part of a marriage group now that includes a monthly date around a structured conversation topic. It's been pretty great, because a lot of this stuff is something that we wouldn't normally talk about but would deal with in some passive aggressive manner instead. Last month we wrote letters of encouragement to each other (which we haven't done in a long time). This month is supposed to be an overnight, which we haven't done since we had our first kid. She doesn't think it's going to happen, but I have my folks coming down to watch the boys on the weekend of her 40th birthday. Next month we each pick a date that the other wouldn't normally go on and we have to participate without complaining.ETA - To add to Frosty's point, none of this #### was that difficult before we had kids.

 
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There's a chick on Facebook I went to grade school with, right up through high school, who fancies herself a gypsie and who sells "sacred" stones, incense and other crap. She's a non-stop source of amusement.
Over/Under is 4 months until my wife is selling sacred stones.
I don't know much about your wife, but I feel confident in saying that this chick could teach her a thing or two about "sacred" shtick. I can't believe that she believes the stuff she spews, and yet she clearly does.
So you're taking the over?

Actually I think the whole essential oils thing fixed her brain a little. She's been sticking to crocheting which is like, a real thing with a tangible benefit.

 
You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing :thumbup: :pickle:

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.
Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.
We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for
I've been there, and pretty recently. We're actually part of a marriage group now that includes a monthly date around a structured conversation topic. It's been pretty great, because a lot of this stuff is something that we wouldn't normally talk about but would deal with in some passive aggressive manner instead. Last month we wrote letters of encouragement to each other (which we haven't done in a long time). This month is supposed to be an overnight, which we haven't done since we had our first kid. She doesn't think it's going to happen, but I have my folks coming down to watch the boys on the weekend of her 40th birthday. Next month we each pick a date that the other wouldn't normally go on and we have to participate without complaining.
Back of a Volkswagon?

 
You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing :thumbup: :pickle:

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.
Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.
We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for
I've been there, and pretty recently. We're actually part of a marriage group now that includes a monthly date around a structured conversation topic. It's been pretty great, because a lot of this stuff is something that we wouldn't normally talk about but would deal with in some passive aggressive manner instead. Last month we wrote letters of encouragement to each other (which we haven't done in a long time). This month is supposed to be an overnight, which we haven't done since we had our first kid. She doesn't think it's going to happen, but I have my folks coming down to watch the boys on the weekend of her 40th birthday. Next month we each pick a date that the other wouldn't normally go on and we have to participate without complaining.
Back of a Volkswagon?
I was thinking Top Golf, but I like where you're coming from.

 
You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing :thumbup: :pickle:

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.
Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.
We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for
I've been there, and pretty recently. We're actually part of a marriage group now that includes a monthly date around a structured conversation topic. It's been pretty great, because a lot of this stuff is something that we wouldn't normally talk about but would deal with in some passive aggressive manner instead. Last month we wrote letters of encouragement to each other (which we haven't done in a long time). This month is supposed to be an overnight, which we haven't done since we had our first kid. She doesn't think it's going to happen, but I have my folks coming down to watch the boys on the weekend of her 40th birthday. Next month we each pick a date that the other wouldn't normally go on and we have to participate without complaining.ETA - To add to Frosty's point, none of this #### was that difficult before we had kids.
That's awesome. My wife is extremely frugal so we typically spend every Friday and Saturday night at home, unless she's working (so I'm at home watching Charles sleep). At any rate we're going to use my parents (which I didn't want to exploit because my brother did for Friday and Saturday night bar closings) and have a 'date night' once a month or so so we can just talk.

I've had more sex in the past 6 days than all of 2014. Everyone should fight with their wife once in a while ;)

 

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