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General Malaise
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
lolHighlights included
-The ranger telling the guys behind us to play slower (never seen that one)
-Lots of Guinness
-Said Guinness being distributed by the living embodiment of twin peaks
-Neither of us recalling/noticing that the screwdriver Tigs ordered was atop our cart
-An assload of vodka and orange juice tumbling down the back of the cart and, mostly, into my golf bag
-bikini-clad norwegian woo-girls playing pattycake by the pool
-Cornhole at the cornhole
-Guys (not us this time) trying to pick up women using a baby at the bar
-Leaving my sunglasses at the bar. Stupid baby's probably wearing them now.
Good times imo. Tigs is near the top of my Future Ex-Mrs. Sacamano list. A quality sugar daddy if ever one existed. And one of the few people on the planet I can outgolf.
the woo girls reminded me exactly why I woke up minutes before I was supposed to meet you. great start to the day.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
apparently tufnel is to blame. he's no longer around, so I second this motion.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
General Malaise
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
What would you have us call him? JerseyToughGuys? JayTeeGee? Forgawdsakes? Jason?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
General Malaise
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
DershowitzIdiot Boxer said:
krista4
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Yes, she seems delightful. Run a google image search on her name (definitely NSFW) for more wholesome fun.
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JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Big kerfuffle here at the schoolhouse today.
Two 8th graders got into a real donnybrook. Apparently, out at PE, one of them called the other one a "beaner" and told him "look out for the border patrol".
Plot twix: Both of them are Mexican-American. Not sure what the name-caller was thinking. Other kid told him 2 or 3 times to knock it off. Name-caller called his bluff. Big mistake. Alleged beaner has done some boxing and it showed.
Two 8th graders got into a real donnybrook. Apparently, out at PE, one of them called the other one a "beaner" and told him "look out for the border patrol".
Plot twix: Both of them are Mexican-American. Not sure what the name-caller was thinking. Other kid told him 2 or 3 times to knock it off. Name-caller called his bluff. Big mistake. Alleged beaner has done some boxing and it showed.
-fish-
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
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T Bell
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Abraham
Footballguy
When I was in 6th grade two kids moved to our town, Paxton (7th grade) and Nathan (6th). Don't remember the details, but they somehow ruffled the feathers of one of the bullies within the first week. Bully sends some kid eager for his approval to go start a fight with Nathan. 8th grader starts pushing him from behind while walking down the hall, over and over. Nathan asks him to quit, over and over. "You going to cry? You going to move back to where you came from" On and on. Finally, Nathan the 6th grader takes off his backpack, turns around, and turns in to the 6th grade version of Roy Jones. Bully 8th grader can't get near him to tackle him but keeps getting tagged in the eyes and nose over and over and over while the kids keep cheering. Turns our Paxton and Nathan had been taking boxing classes since Kindergarten because their dad was a former boxing trainer.
Nathan got suspended for approximately the same amount of time the 8th grader stayed home letting his black eyes and busted lips heal.
School yard fights are awesome.
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Homer J Simpson
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mr. furley
Footballguy
she is. remind yourself of that daily. because it's true. kids are a miracle. they also need your undying devotion, love, attention and patience. especially at this age. they aren't acting up/out to get at you, or get under your skin, or to anger you because they love one parent more than the other. they're babies and they are learning.
mrs. furley went through this same stage.. only it lasted quite a while.
stress.. being tired.. being alone all day with the baby. it's freaking exhausting. it's miserable. it's okay to be pissed off, to vent, to be cranky, to be tired.. it's all part of being a new parent.
one of my biggest arguments with my wife was over her need to feel "perfect'. she had this belief that every mom in the history of the world before her was the absolute model human being who never ever had a care in the world.. every mom knew exactly what to do, how to do it and when.. their babies never whined, cried, made them upset.. because they, too, were perfect. WE (more specifically she) was the only mom who EVER EVER had a hard time connecting with her kid. she was, again, the only mom to feel overwhelmed. why? because she was 1) a terrible human being and 2) the worst mom to have ever mom'd. ever. and it wasn't close.
none of this was coming from me.. it was coming from EVERY OTHER WOMAN WITH CHILDREN THAT SHE EVER TALKED TO. (save maybe 1 or 2 who were honest.. who gave the best advice)
it's like women feel this sadistic need to screw over subsequent new moms. this idea that they had to deal with it on their own, so everyone else should suffer. or baby amnesia really is true and you just forget with time. screw that, though. not buying it.
one piece of advice that we read when researching why our baby would be a perfect angel at grandma and grandpa's.. then come home and have a tasmanian meltdown... is that your baby is "shy" or reserved with people who he/she is less familiar with. it may come off as cutesy, quiet, happy baby but it's more that he/she isn't comfortable being themselves in the presence of others. they may be exhausted, hungry, tired but they won't let loose with both barrels (generally) in the presence of strangers.
it's when they feel most comfortable, most secure, most protected that they really let loose. it means they love and trust you most. they knew they can cut loose, let down, vent and cry because their security blanket is there to love and protect them no matter what.
so.. in a tortured way... your baby is hardest on you because she loves you most. not to say she doesn't love Romo a whole lot but she sees you all day and she knows you answer the bell when she needs someone. she feels most comfortable with you.
furleywife took a long time to absord this info. she wasn't buying it. my girls were all about dad for the first 2 1/2-3 years. and they still love me to death.. but when they need a hug, or they feel scared or they need extra attention.. they go to mom. mom is their rock. mom is the one they lean on. it has been that way all along but it wasn't as easy to see at 3 AM when the baby just puked down her shirt and she had to get ready for work in 3 hours.
mrs. furley went through this same stage.. only it lasted quite a while.
stress.. being tired.. being alone all day with the baby. it's freaking exhausting. it's miserable. it's okay to be pissed off, to vent, to be cranky, to be tired.. it's all part of being a new parent.
one of my biggest arguments with my wife was over her need to feel "perfect'. she had this belief that every mom in the history of the world before her was the absolute model human being who never ever had a care in the world.. every mom knew exactly what to do, how to do it and when.. their babies never whined, cried, made them upset.. because they, too, were perfect. WE (more specifically she) was the only mom who EVER EVER had a hard time connecting with her kid. she was, again, the only mom to feel overwhelmed. why? because she was 1) a terrible human being and 2) the worst mom to have ever mom'd. ever. and it wasn't close.
none of this was coming from me.. it was coming from EVERY OTHER WOMAN WITH CHILDREN THAT SHE EVER TALKED TO. (save maybe 1 or 2 who were honest.. who gave the best advice)
it's like women feel this sadistic need to screw over subsequent new moms. this idea that they had to deal with it on their own, so everyone else should suffer. or baby amnesia really is true and you just forget with time. screw that, though. not buying it.
one piece of advice that we read when researching why our baby would be a perfect angel at grandma and grandpa's.. then come home and have a tasmanian meltdown... is that your baby is "shy" or reserved with people who he/she is less familiar with. it may come off as cutesy, quiet, happy baby but it's more that he/she isn't comfortable being themselves in the presence of others. they may be exhausted, hungry, tired but they won't let loose with both barrels (generally) in the presence of strangers.
it's when they feel most comfortable, most secure, most protected that they really let loose. it means they love and trust you most. they knew they can cut loose, let down, vent and cry because their security blanket is there to love and protect them no matter what.
so.. in a tortured way... your baby is hardest on you because she loves you most. not to say she doesn't love Romo a whole lot but she sees you all day and she knows you answer the bell when she needs someone. she feels most comfortable with you.
furleywife took a long time to absord this info. she wasn't buying it. my girls were all about dad for the first 2 1/2-3 years. and they still love me to death.. but when they need a hug, or they feel scared or they need extra attention.. they go to mom. mom is their rock. mom is the one they lean on. it has been that way all along but it wasn't as easy to see at 3 AM when the baby just puked down her shirt and she had to get ready for work in 3 hours.
i'm going to sleep for a few hours. til morning. hopefully.
i'm exhausted. seriously. i haven't slept in 5 years.
eta: i see everyone else has covered it. i'm too tired to read everyone elses posts. good luck.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Should I get tanked tonight?
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Art Mann
I partied with barkleys wife. Never been so stoned. She kept making jokes about him being a fat ###. Actuall actually true.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
so... that advice sucked but... hang in there. you'll feel "it" when you aren't running on fumes 24/7. in about 5 years. or so. maybe.
i'm going to sleep for a few hours. til morning. hopefully.
i'm exhausted. seriously. i haven't slept in 5 years.
eta: i see everyone else has covered it. i'm too tired to read everyone elses posts. good luck.
i'm going to sleep for a few hours. til morning. hopefully.
i'm exhausted. seriously. i haven't slept in 5 years.
eta: i see everyone else has covered it. i'm too tired to read everyone elses posts. good luck.
And thanks to you all for the encouragement - nice to know I'm not a monster.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Abraham
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Otis
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