GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

In keeping with the doctor meme, Mrs. SLB put in 11 hours yesterday, (Charv<hey) She decided to have a couple of glasses of wine and talk a lot. She doesn't do this often but I see why she finds me so irritating when I do. Anyhow, she said a (cute) teacher from the boy's school was in for a procedure or something yesterday. So my only reply to all of her rambling was "so how does she keep her muff?".

 

[T Bell]

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S OBJECTIVELY NO BIG DEAL. Sorry, it just really bothers me when professionals like doctors think that the service they render is up to their discretion.

I agree. He crossed the ethical line here.

 

[Abraham]

Spoiler

I hired two sales guys and have had a ton of fun training them the last two weeks. It's been good and makes me feel like I'm making some progress on getting things going for my boss and "our company".

Then I Had an interview today and felt a little guilty because I like my boss and the company I'm with. Interview company was started in a garage three years ago and just got a 25 million dollar contract from Delphi over the next decade. VC funded, bad ### technology, real financial plan to be a 30 million dollar company in the next five years. Had a good interview but still shaky on leaving my current gig if I got an offer.

Then got back to work and found that my boss had ditched on two calendar items I set for him and the landlord called to tell me the rent check had bounced and he couldn't get a hold of my boss. Oh, and the two guys I hired ate both of the large pizzas I had brought in for all three of us since they thought I "ate while I was out of the office". (Ok, that part is a little funny).

So yeah. I think I'm just about done with the workplace loyalty thing.

 

[Osaurus]

Don't take my cattle Nevada

 

[Otis]

I figured out why Cos isn't around as often. Been too busy recruiting nice looking (and presumably brilliant) doctors and yogaticians to work with him at the new Austin Health Retreat.

Jenny is willing to help people "in any way possible."

 

[Otis]

I enjoy the Sunday in the Park with George soundtrack. I saw the musical once. I think Patinkin is incredibly gifted. Am I gay?

 

[T Bell]

I enjoy the Sunday in the Park with George soundtrack. I saw the musical once. I think Patinkin is incredibly gifted. Am I gay?

That's not why you're gay.

 

[Otis]

I enjoy the Sunday in the Park with George soundtrack. I saw the musical once. I think Patinkin is incredibly gifted. Am I gay?

That's not why you're gay.

It's the crushes on muscular men, isn't it.

 

[GroveDiesel]

What exactly did they biopsy? I'm suspecting it was something that was no big deal given that she didn't even know it had been done until they essentially told her so.

Internal lady parts.

 

[Thorn]

Doctor very out of line. Such disrespect. Wow. Much violation of trust.

 

[mr. furley]

Was Furley always this gay?

gay friendly

 

[mr. furley]

That's a lot of ####### words to say that babies/preschoolers are a beatdown, which should be painfully obvious to everyone that's ever actually parented one.

maybe you're not familiar with my work

 

[-fish-]

I care very little about the needs of the irrational

 

[bentley]

I care very little about the needs of the irrational

We are talking about little kids again right?

 

[mr. furley]

Didn't read, btw

you guys suck

 

[-fish-]

I care very little about the needs of the irrational

We are talking about little kids again right?

Sure. Among others.

 

[kevzilla]

Whether GD's MIL is irrational or not completely misses the point. You can't take things out of my body without my permission. If it were me, I would start with the state board complaint, then move on to Yelp and anything else I could think of short of getting myself sued (lawyers>hi). I don't care if it's a ####-wart or proximity-to-Bob cancer, it's my f'n call.

 

[T Bell]

Doctor very out of line. Such disrespect. Wow. Much violation of trust.

The dogetor is in.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can we all just agree that Bob's wife needs to let him know about cute teacher's muff?

 

[ScottNorwood]

Whether GD's MIL is irrational or not completely misses the point. You can't take things out of my body without my permission.

Sorry! I'll put it back in.

 

[Henry Ford]

I care very little about the needs of the irrational

How about their rights?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh, happy Spring Break, futtbuckers. Just about to crack beer #1.

On the not-so-lighter side: Found out a couple days ago that my former assistant supernintendo passed away after fighting the ever-loving #### out of melanoma (he was 66). Rick was the guy who hired me for the job I still have today. One of the smartest people I've ever met and just a solid guy.

His funeral is tomorrow afternoon.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I care very little about the needs of the irrational

Some people have experiences that create pretty good reasons for being irrational.

 

[mr roboto]

I care very little about the needs of the irrational

How about their rights?

Meh, unless they smoke pot.

 

[Abraham]

Sorry for your loss tanner.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sorry for your loss tanner.

Thanks, guy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good joke I heard today that I can't share on FB because it actually applies to some people I know. Keep in mind that public transport in my part of the country is terrible. My town is spread out like hell. About the only people that use our muni bus system, the GET Bus, are people that can't afford even the worst of cars or absolutely strapped for a ride.

Why do you have to stop when a school bus pulls over to let out passengers but not when a GET bus does the same?

Because the people getting out of a school bus have potential.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry GB. :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Good joke I heard today that I can't share on FB because it actually applies to some people I know. Keep in mind that public transport in my part of the country is terrible. My town is spread out like hell. About the only people that use our muni bus system, the GET Bus, are people that can't afford even the worst of cars or absolutely strapped for a ride.

Why do you have to stop when a school bus pulls over to let out passengers but not when a GET bus does the same?

Because the people getting out of a school bus have potential.

This guy is dying, he's on about to go and he calls his wife over to his bed. She asks him what she wants. He says "After I go, you have to promise me you marry Frank". "Frank who?" she asks? "Frank, the guy in accounting you work with? That Frank?". "Yes" he says. She replies "of course I will. Whatever you want. I thought you hated Frank though?". "Exactly" he says.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sorry GB. :(

Thanks. I had a huge amount of respect for the guy but we weren't close.

I'm just trying to figure out how he knew you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

JFC nice joke Bob.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good joke I heard today that I can't share on FB because it actually applies to some people I know. Keep in mind that public transport in my part of the country is terrible. My town is spread out like hell. About the only people that use our muni bus system, the GET Bus, are people that can't afford even the worst of cars or absolutely strapped for a ride.

Why do you have to stop when a school bus pulls over to let out passengers but not when a GET bus does the same?

Because the people getting out of a school bus have potential.

This guy is dying, he's on about to go and he calls his wife over to his bed. She asks him what she wants. He says "After I go, you have to promise me you marry Frank". "Frank who?" she asks? "Frank, the guy in accounting you work with? That Frank?". "Yes" he says. She replies "of course I will. Whatever you want. I thought you hated Frank though?". "Exactly" he says.

Literal spittake

Did you read the "guy wins lottery the day after his wife dies" thread?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry GB. :(

Thanks. I had a huge amount of respect for the guy but we weren't close.

I'm just trying to figure out how he knew you.

I used to sell him irregular pencils.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sorry GB. :(

Thanks. I had a huge amount of respect for the guy but we weren't close.

I'm just trying to figure out how he knew you.

I used to sell him irregular pencils.

SO YOU'RE THE ONE!

One of the only conspiracy theories I subscribe to (OK, I made this one up) is that the companies that make pencil sharpeners are in cahoots with the companies that make all the crappy, decorative pencils. In the last 18 years the one thing I have learned is the best way to F-up a pencil sharpener is to put anything in there besides your basic Dixon Ticonderoga.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh, happy Spring Break, futtbuckers. Just about to crack beer #1.

On the not-so-lighter side: Found out a couple days ago that my former assistant supernintendo passed away after fighting the ever-loving #### out of melanoma (he was 66). Rick was the guy who hired me for the job I still have today. One of the smartest people I've ever met and just a solid guy.

His funeral is tomorrow afternoon.

Sorry, buddy. I'm sure he barely regretted hiring you.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Good joke I heard today that I can't share on FB because it actually applies to some people I know. Keep in mind that public transport in my part of the country is terrible. My town is spread out like hell. About the only people that use our muni bus system, the GET Bus, are people that can't afford even the worst of cars or absolutely strapped for a ride.

Why do you have to stop when a school bus pulls over to let out passengers but not when a GET bus does the same?

Because the people getting out of a school bus have potential.

This guy is dying, he's on about to go and he calls his wife over to his bed. She asks him what she wants. He says "After I go, you have to promise me you marry Frank". "Frank who?" she asks? "Frank, the guy in accounting you work with? That Frank?". "Yes" he says. She replies "of course I will. Whatever you want. I thought you hated Frank though?". "Exactly" he says.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh, happy Spring Break, futtbuckers. Just about to crack beer #1.

On the not-so-lighter side: Found out a couple days ago that my former assistant supernintendo passed away after fighting the ever-loving #### out of melanoma (he was 66). Rick was the guy who hired me for the job I still have today. One of the smartest people I've ever met and just a solid guy.

His funeral is tomorrow afternoon.

Sorry, buddy. I'm sure he barely regretted hiring you.

Cawkjuggler.

Actually I had all three of his kids in my class. One of them graduated from HARVARD. I take full credit for that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

FOR HOMER ONLY:

Last weekend my wife and I were over at my brother's helping set up for that fundraiser we had. My sister was in charge. I love her to death but it takes forever for her to make up her mind about where crap goes etc. I told my wife "I'm just going to start moving tables and chairs. If my sister wants to move them later on I don't care. I'm tired of standing here watching my cawk get smaller."

Wife says "Smaller? Really?"

itch

 

[YSR]

"Throwback Thursday" Post old pics.

Who scans yours for you?

Tanner's TBT

You're stealing an "old" joke I made about myself?

Old is the only kinds of jokes we've got when it comes to you.

That's not true. There's:Crabby Tanner

Hates Everything Tanner

####ty Condescending Teacher Tanner

Bad FroHawk Tanner

Cat####er Tanner

Bakersfield Tanner

All kinds of good stuff...

Small #### Tanner

 

[Homer J Simpson]

FOR HOMER ONLY:

Last weekend my wife and I were over at my brother's helping set up for that fundraiser we had. My sister was in charge. I love her to death but it takes forever for her to make up her mind about where crap goes etc. I told my wife "I'm just going to start moving tables and chairs. If my sister wants to move them later on I don't care. I'm tired of standing here watching my cawk get smaller."

Wife says "Smaller? Really?"

itch

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WTG Chip (dead ringer for Jim Norton)

Fat cat fail

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"Throwback Thursday" Post old pics.

Who scans yours for you?

Tanner's TBT

You're stealing an "old" joke I made about myself?

Old is the only kinds of jokes we've got when it comes to you.

That's not true. There's:Crabby Tanner

Hates Everything Tanner

####ty Condescending Teacher Tanner

Bad FroHawk Tanner

Cat####er Tanner

Bakersfield Tanner

All kinds of good stuff...

Small #### Tanner

 

[Homer J Simpson]

WTG Chip (dead ringer for Jim Norton)

Fat cat fail

Joke killer. He's a joke killer.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Throwback Thursday" Post old pics.

Who scans yours for you?

Tanner's TBT

You're stealing an "old" joke I made about myself?

Old is the only kinds of jokes we've got when it comes to you.

That's not true. There's:Crabby Tanner

Hates Everything Tanner

####ty Condescending Teacher Tanner

Bad FroHawk Tanner

Cat####er Tanner

Bakersfield Tanner

All kinds of good stuff...

Small #### Tanner

Speaking of small

 

[T Bell]

@ this page... except for Supernintendo.

RIP Supernintendo, and given your screening history may you be permanently assigned to man the pearly gates in time for my arrival.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

@ this page... except for Supernintendo.

RIP Supernintendo, and given your screening history may you be permanently assigned to man the pearly gates in time for my arrival.

and he was Assistant Supernintendo. He actually could have been Full Blown Supernintendo but wisely chose to stay #2 seeing as he had 3 kids that had not graduated HS yet. I always thought that that was a bad-### move. "Yeah, $20k a year more would be great but I want to go to my kid's basketball/volleyball games and I don't want to be in the newspaper 7 times a year explaining jerkoff standardized test scores to journalism majors."

 

[shuke]

Hey look, it's me and Angrywife and PR chick along with most of my drunken tailgate people all in the same photo.

Which one is PR?

By the way, eat a ####ing sandwich.

Right in front of me. Chick off my right shoulder does roller derby and is pretty smoking hot in real life.

Sweet. Big fan of Brittany also.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and one more thing about Dr. Rick and then I'm done. Dude was intellectual as hell. He also wasn't exactly studly looking. Maybe 5'8 and 160lbs. Coke bottle glasses, bushy mustache, hint of a comb-over. Looked like the ******* love-child of Groucho, Mario, and Gavin McCleod. It wasn't until I'd worked in the district for a couple of years that I found out dude could bench like 295. No shtick. Guy could throw steel around like Krista throws around deeds.

 

[shuke]

I'm blaming it on the cake vodka.

What's all this now?

 

[shuke]

how can you criticize a band that features a lead singer named...Win...

easy...they suck, and their music is awful.

It sounds way overproduced. It's a bunch of try-too-hard Molson-swilling Frenchies.

I'm sure there's plenty of Hanson CDs out there for you guys to listen to.