GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Well there goes that plan.

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6 Members: Disco Stu, Frostillicus, Shantytown, RudiStein, Mr.Pack, Raylove

I have an unfair advantage in that I never get banned.:bulletproof:

Oh snap. Hold up.

Including my alias, I got both Stu and RudiStein beat. And I'm only 100 behind YSR.Let's roll.

 

[guest 54788]

Can somebody explain this whole Egypt thing to me?

it's a place with pyramids and ####.

Do they got camels?

yep. flying carpets also

They also walk funny.

probably from riding the camels

 

[Frostillicus]

Can somebody explain this whole Egypt thing to me?

it's a place with pyramids and ####.

Do they got camels?

yep. flying carpets also

They also walk funny.

O-way-O

 

[Frostillicus]

Can somebody explain this whole Egypt thing to me?

it's a place with pyramids and ####.

Do they got camels?

yep. flying carpets also

Do they got camel lights?

 

[guest 54788]

Can somebody explain this whole Egypt thing to me?

it's a place with pyramids and ####.

Do they got camels?

yep. flying carpets also

Do they got camel lights?

hell yes. how the #### you think they get anywhere at night?

 

[Frostillicus]

Do they got camel lights?

hell yes. how the #### you think they get anywhere at night?

Nice.

 

[Disco Stu]

Jameson brown water activated.

My glass is Jameson. But it has the Johnny Walker in it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Finished Wall Street. Pretty good.

Gonna watch Wall Street 2 now. I hope it's good.

 

[Frostillicus]

Jameson brown water activated.

My glass is Jameson. But it has the Johnny Walker in it.

I just gots Coors Lights.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm a sucker for anything featureing Shia LeBouf.

 

[Frostillicus]

Did you guys know that skeet skeet skeet means male orgasm?

 

[Frostillicus]

Michale Douglas looks like death.

 

[Incogneto]

Can somebody explain this whole Egypt thing to me?

I thought we agreed no politics!

 

[Frostillicus]

I think Timscoochey is dumber than he thinks he is.

And I think GM is smarter than he gives himself credit for.

and STLB must be super awesome, cuz his wife is yamma hamma.

 

[Frostillicus]

Can somebody explain this whole Egypt thing to me?

I thought we agreed no politics!

You have proven your opinion to be stupid.

 

[Incogneto]

Can somebody explain this whole Egypt thing to me?

I thought we agreed no politics!

You have proven your opinion to be stupid.

Also, Can I tell you how much I hate my job? I am currently working as a technical support rep at our local internet company. these calls I get are from people that have dropped a chromosone or two.I start a new job on Monday, and I can't wait to tell these customers that they should be hanging out with t.schochet.

 

[Gadzooks]

Dear Frosty,

Out of respect, I figure it's better you hear it from me now than from someone else later. If the opportunity presents itself, I will be making a play for Emma Stone. (the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are probably not very good, so take solace in that) Sweet Jebus my attraction to her getting out of control. At first I thought that I would turn her down out of respect to you, but now all bets are off. The thought of your broken heart will not stop me. Nothing will stop me. If I ever cross paths with her, I will be on her like white on rice GM.

Don't hate me if I bed her down. It's not personal, its just business (sweet, sensual business that would probably be heaven for me and 6 minutes of awkward confusion for her)

 

[Frostillicus]

Dear Frosty,

Out of respect, I figure it's better you hear it from me now than from someone else later. If the opportunity presents itself, I will be making a play for Emma Stone. (the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are probably not very good, so take solace in that) Sweet Jebus my attraction to her getting out of control. At first I thought that I would turn her down out of respect to you, but now all bets are off. The thought of your broken heart will not stop me. Nothing will stop me. If I ever cross paths with her, I will be on her like white on rice GM.

Don't hate me if I bed her down. It's not personal, its just business (sweet, sensual business that would probably be heaven for me and 6 minutes of awkward confusion for her)

Dear Gadzooks,This letter means a lot. I l appreciate the respect, but if that opportunity ever should present itself to you, I hope you jump on board like a whore at christmas. Also take pics. And have her call you Frostillicus. Also invite me. We could devil's threesome.

 

[General Malaise]

Dear Frosty,

Out of respect, I figure it's better you hear it from me now than from someone else later. If the opportunity presents itself, I will be making a play for Emma Stone. (the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are probably not very good, so take solace in that) Sweet Jebus my attraction to her getting out of control. At first I thought that I would turn her down out of respect to you, but now all bets are off. The thought of your broken heart will not stop me. Nothing will stop me. If I ever cross paths with her, I will be on her like white on rice GM.

Don't hate me if I bed her down. It's not personal, its just business (sweet, sensual business that would probably be heaven for me and 6 minutes of awkward confusion for her)

 

[General Malaise]

 

[Frostillicus]

Kid carries at 0.04.

 

[Gadzooks]

Dear Frosty,

Out of respect, I figure it's better you hear it from me now than from someone else later. If the opportunity presents itself, I will be making a play for Emma Stone. (the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are probably not very good, so take solace in that) Sweet Jebus my attraction to her getting out of control. At first I thought that I would turn her down out of respect to you, but now all bets are off. The thought of your broken heart will not stop me. Nothing will stop me. If I ever cross paths with her, I will be on her like white on rice GM.

Don't hate me if I bed her down. It's not personal, its just business (sweet, sensual business that would probably be heaven for me and 6 minutes of awkward confusion for her)

Dear Gadzooks,This letter means a lot. I l appreciate the respect, but if that opportunity ever should present itself to you, I hope you jump on board like a whore at christmas. Also take pics. And have her call you Frostillicus. Also invite me. We could devil's threesome.

Awesome!!!! And here I was worried about ending up on your enemies list.

 

[kevzilla]

Can somebody explain this whole Egypt thing to me?

They've had this guy Hosemeinthebarracks in charge for like 30 years now.They're sick of him.HTH

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah, well...he's a little...different. I was amazed he made that shot. He finished like 1 for 9,800 from the field.

 

[Frostillicus]

Dear Frosty,

Out of respect, I figure it's better you hear it from me now than from someone else later. If the opportunity presents itself, I will be making a play for Emma Stone. (the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are probably not very good, so take solace in that) Sweet Jebus my attraction to her getting out of control. At first I thought that I would turn her down out of respect to you, but now all bets are off. The thought of your broken heart will not stop me. Nothing will stop me. If I ever cross paths with her, I will be on her like white on rice GM.

Don't hate me if I bed her down. It's not personal, its just business (sweet, sensual business that would probably be heaven for me and 6 minutes of awkward confusion for her)

Dear Gadzooks,This letter means a lot. I l appreciate the respect, but if that opportunity ever should present itself to you, I hope you jump on board like a whore at christmas. Also take pics. And have her call you Frostillicus. Also invite me. We could devil's threesome.

Awesome!!!! And here I was worried about ending up on your enemies list.

Never. You have to pretty bad to get on there.

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh I'm a big fan. It just should have been called.

 

[Gadzooks]

All kinds of awesome in that video. Loved the awkward high 5 at the end. How old are these kids? Was that a set play to get him open for the jumper from the wing? Great execution and great movement without the ball. Took his guy down low and then ran him off a double pick to get the ball. It was like watching the NBA, minus the tattoos, crotch-grabbing and screaming.

 

[General Malaise]

It's all 2nd graders. I assure you, nothing he did was coached by me. I don't even think I could explain the pick and roll if forced.

 

[General Malaise]

Just wait until Lil' Frosty is playing ball...you'll realize in a hurry that the wussification of America has altered YMCA sports to the point where U8 cannot steal, canot block shots and can travel like an NBA hoopster.

 

[Frostillicus]

I bet you could teach the roll.

 

[Incogneto]

Dear Frosty,

Out of respect, I figure it's better you hear it from me now than from someone else later. If the opportunity presents itself, I will be making a play for Emma Stone. (the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are probably not very good, so take solace in that) Sweet Jebus my attraction to her getting out of control. At first I thought that I would turn her down out of respect to you, but now all bets are off. The thought of your broken heart will not stop me. Nothing will stop me. If I ever cross paths with her, I will be on her like white on rice GM.

Don't hate me if I bed her down. It's not personal, its just business (sweet, sensual business that would probably be heaven for me and 6 minutes of awkward confusion for her)

Dear Gadzooks,This letter means a lot. I l appreciate the respect, but if that opportunity ever should present itself to you, I hope you jump on board like a whore at christmas. Also take pics. And have her call you Frostillicus. Also invite me. We could devil's threesome.

Awesome!!!! And here I was worried about ending up on your enemies list.

Never. You have to pretty bad to get on there.

I think I am closer to getting on that list for saying that she is all yours.

 

[Sarnoff]

Where's the full court press?

 

[Frostillicus]

Dear Frosty,

Out of respect, I figure it's better you hear it from me now than from someone else later. If the opportunity presents itself, I will be making a play for Emma Stone. (the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are probably not very good, so take solace in that) Sweet Jebus my attraction to her getting out of control. At first I thought that I would turn her down out of respect to you, but now all bets are off. The thought of your broken heart will not stop me. Nothing will stop me. If I ever cross paths with her, I will be on her like white on rice GM.

Don't hate me if I bed her down. It's not personal, its just business (sweet, sensual business that would probably be heaven for me and 6 minutes of awkward confusion for her)

Dear Gadzooks,This letter means a lot. I l appreciate the respect, but if that opportunity ever should present itself to you, I hope you jump on board like a whore at christmas. Also take pics. And have her call you Frostillicus. Also invite me. We could devil's threesome.

Awesome!!!! And here I was worried about ending up on your enemies list.

Never. You have to pretty bad to get on there.

I think I am closer to getting on there for saying that she is all yours.

You'd like that, wouldn't you. That actually makes total sense. Nobody could say those things what that you said and mean them. It's all a ploy. Yeah, well I see through you, Mr. Canadian (probably faked as well).

 

[ttiger72]

Where's the full court press?

I actually learned on facebook the other day that press is a no-no in some (many?) youth leagues.

 

[Sarnoff]

Where's the full court press?

I actually learned on facebook the other day that press is a no-no in some (many?) youth leagues.

Lame.

 

[Frostillicus]

I tried it. It was stupid.

 

[Incogneto]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

That actually makes total sense. Nobody could say those things what that you said and mean them. It's all a ploy. Yeah, well I see through you, Mr. Canadian (probably faked as well).

Brown Water kicking in?

I just don't find her top-10 worthy. Can't hate a guy for that, can you?

Can't we just agree to be iFriends even though we have different taste in the wimmins?

 

[Frostillicus]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

That actually makes total sense. Nobody could say those things what that you said and mean them. It's all a ploy. Yeah, well I see through you, Mr. Canadian (probably faked as well).

Brown Water kicking in?

I just don't find her top-10 worthy. Can't hate a guy for that, can you?

Can't we just agree to be iFriends even though we have different taste in the wimmins?

no

 

[Frostillicus]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

That actually makes total sense. Nobody could say those things what that you said and mean them. It's all a ploy. Yeah, well I see through you, Mr. Canadian (probably faked as well).

Brown Water kicking in?

I just don't find her top-10 worthy. Can't hate a guy for that, can you?

Can't we just agree to be iFriends even though we have different taste in the wimmins?

Actually, can you ship me some Carl's Jr?

 

[Incogneto]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

That actually makes total sense. Nobody could say those things what that you said and mean them. It's all a ploy. Yeah, well I see through you, Mr. Canadian (probably faked as well).

Brown Water kicking in?

I just don't find her top-10 worthy. Can't hate a guy for that, can you?

Can't we just agree to be iFriends even though we have different taste in the wimmins?

no

 

[Frostillicus]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

That actually makes total sense. Nobody could say those things what that you said and mean them. It's all a ploy. Yeah, well I see through you, Mr. Canadian (probably faked as well).

Brown Water kicking in?

I just don't find her top-10 worthy. Can't hate a guy for that, can you?

Can't we just agree to be iFriends even though we have different taste in the wimmins?

Actually, can you ship me some Carl's Jr?

bump (+1 YSR, suck it)

 

[Incogneto]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

That actually makes total sense. Nobody could say those things what that you said and mean them. It's all a ploy. Yeah, well I see through you, Mr. Canadian (probably faked as well).

Brown Water kicking in?

I just don't find her top-10 worthy. Can't hate a guy for that, can you?

Can't we just agree to be iFriends even though we have different taste in the wimmins?

Actually, can you ship me some Carl's Jr?

No Carl's Jr. In Canada....Otherwise, I would. Also, no White Castle, Jack-In-the-Box, or In-n-Out.

 

[Frostillicus]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

That actually makes total sense. Nobody could say those things what that you said and mean them. It's all a ploy. Yeah, well I see through you, Mr. Canadian (probably faked as well).

Brown Water kicking in?

I just don't find her top-10 worthy. Can't hate a guy for that, can you?

Can't we just agree to be iFriends even though we have different taste in the wimmins?

Actually, can you ship me some Carl's Jr?

No Carl's Jr. In Canada....Otherwise, I would. Also, no White Castle, Jack-In-the-Box, or In-n-Out.

And now no more Zellers. What's even left up there? Strip clubs and penguins?

 

[Incogneto]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

That actually makes total sense. Nobody could say those things what that you said and mean them. It's all a ploy. Yeah, well I see through you, Mr. Canadian (probably faked as well).

Brown Water kicking in?

I just don't find her top-10 worthy. Can't hate a guy for that, can you?

Can't we just agree to be iFriends even though we have different taste in the wimmins?

Actually, can you ship me some Carl's Jr?

No Carl's Jr. In Canada....Otherwise, I would. Also, no White Castle, Jack-In-the-Box, or In-n-Out.

And now no more Zellers. What's even left up there? Strip clubs and penguins polar bears?

fixed....and TONS of Tim Hortons.

 

[cosjobs]

I just pulled off food service for a banquet for 475 people with a staff of four.

 

[cosjobs]

In a kitchen i got permitted Thursday. With no walk-in and mostly broken equipment.

GB bbq

 

[Mr.Pack]

I just pulled off food service for a banquet for 475 people with a staff of four.

Good job cos

 

[Incogneto]

In a kitchen i got permitted Thursday. With no walk-in and mostly broken equipment.GB bbq

Solid work!

 

[Frostillicus]

Gerald wallace makes me want to cmmit homicide.

 

[kevzilla]

Gerald wallace makes me want to cmmit homicide.

Send the body to Brazil so he can be raised from the dead.:rimshot: