Dear Frosty,
Out of respect, I figure it's better you hear it from me now than from someone else later. If the opportunity presents itself, I will be making a play for Emma Stone. (the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are probably not very good, so take solace in that) Sweet Jebus my attraction to her getting out of control. At first I thought that I would turn her down out of respect to you, but now all bets are off. The thought of your broken heart will not stop me. Nothing will stop me. If I ever cross paths with her, I will be on her like white on rice GM.
Don't hate me if I bed her down. It's not personal, its just business (sweet, sensual business that would probably be heaven for me and 6 minutes of awkward confusion for her)