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Rustoleum said:
shuke said:
It's my wife and my anniversary today. I worked from home so I could take her to a doctor appointment in the afternoon, and my mom came down to watch the kids. She was feeling okay and on the way to the appointment we were actually talking about going out to dinner. But by the time we were there she had a full blown tear-inducing headache. Maybe it was the car ride with me.

So we stopped by the store on the way home and I bought a couple 2" bone-in ribeyes. Threw them on the grill, went inside for a few minutes, came back out and the grill was billowing black smoke. I opened the grill to a huge ball of flame, burnt some arm hair, the entire grill was on fire including the grease-catch pan underneath. Outside of steaks were close to scorched but not quite. I turned off all the burners and let everything calm down, then put the steaks on indirect heat for a few minutes.

Best ####ing steaks I've ever made.
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Things I learned today:

!. Neither of us is getting any tonight, but Shuke had a steak dinner prepared by the Reds' arsonist bullpen.

(Happy Anniversary and best wishes, Shuke!)
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That loss is on Price. He's the one that decided to put Hoover out there. He also mismanaged/ overused the bullpen on Sunday in an 8-0 (and then 8-2) game. If Dusty was still around, he would be getting skewered for those moves

 
UniAlias said:
Frostillicus said:
UniAlias said:
Frostillicus said:
I just made a huge mistake in my chess game against Uni. I am in a massive slump.
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:oldunsure:

Maybe I missed it. You failed to protect a pawn but I don't know if I'd call that a huge mistake?

Been on a hot streak lately. Need more games though. Anyone else still playing? Username is chasec.
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If I had moved my bishop the other way I could have had a rook. One or the other. I'd take that trade off right now.
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Oh ####, yeah. Totally missed that.

I've found that most games the loser comes down to whoever is drunkest. Not sure why Abe has so many losses.
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Invite sent, Richard.

 
General Malaise said:
Tiger Fan said:
Drifter said:
Any Seattle folks care to check out any of the Zoo concerts this summer? Tickets go on sale to members on Wednesday. All around $30 but I think you need to pay zoo admission as well if you're not a member. I'm happy to pick up extras if anyone wants to go to any.

Shows I'm eyeing are:

August 6 - Taj Majal Trio/John Hiatt & The Combo

August 17 - Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue / Galactic

August 24 - Ziggy Marley
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Yup, I'm with this guy. I've seen Trombone Shorty twice. Better than Pearl Jam.
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Where does he stack up against Little River Band?

 
krista4 said:
General Malaise said:
Tiger Fan said:
Drifter said:
Any Seattle folks care to check out any of the Zoo concerts this summer? Tickets go on sale to members on Wednesday. All around $30 but I think you need to pay zoo admission as well if you're not a member. I'm happy to pick up extras if anyone wants to go to any.

Shows I'm eyeing are:

August 6 - Taj Majal Trio/John Hiatt & The Combo

August 17 - Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue / Galactic

August 24 - Ziggy Marley
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:thumbup:
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Yup, I'm with this guy. I've seen Trombone Shorty twice. Better than Pearl Jam.
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I'd love to see Trombone Shorty but have zero desire to see Galactic, so I went "no" on that one.
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Galactic is pretty awesome

 
belljr said:
Check up yesterday....clean bill of health.

so why do I always feel like crap.....
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Low T.

GroveDiesel said:
Running 26.2 miles in Boston wasn't enough for my friend. No, she had to run 26.1 and then carry another runner the final several hundred feet.

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2037189-boston-marathoners-help-collapsed-runner-finish-for-beautiful-moment
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That's awesome.

Was tracking my cousin and a close friend all day at work.

I'd like to say they're inspiring, but since I'm still taking the elevator to the third floor, not so much, eh.

 
The real travesty is that the parents are watching the boys Saturday night and we have plans to go out with her work friends. That of course means I can get Mrs. SLB all liqueured up so she can get wild and not worry about the boys waking up and asking why there is a donkey and four midgets dressed up like the members of KISS in our bedroom.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
The real travesty is that the parents are watching the boys Saturday night and we have plans to go out with her work friends. That of course means I can get Mrs. SLB all liqueured up so she can get wild and not worry about the boys waking up and asking why there is a donkey and four midgets dressed up like the members of KISS in our bedroom.
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SLB, I'm shocked. Why there are a donkey and four midgets dressed up like the members of KISS in our bedroom

 
Henry Ford said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The real travesty is that the parents are watching the boys Saturday night and we have plans to go out with her work friends. That of course means I can get Mrs. SLB all liqueured up so she can get wild and not worry about the boys waking up and asking why there is a donkey and four midgets dressed up like the members of KISS in our bedroom.
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SLB, I'm shocked. Why there are a donkey and four midgets dressed up like the members of KISS in our bedroom
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"Um, we won the church raffle?" :oldunsure:

 
Took yesterday off and spent the whole day with Little Zooks since he doesn't have school this week. Not sure if I helped or enhanced my run at father of the year.

For breakfast we had bacon and tootsie rolls. For lunch we had more bacon. After watching 4 episodes of Impractical Jokers, he stood up and announced it was probably time to put some underwear on (I'm not sure what happened to underwear he had on when he went to bed the night before) Then we took out the golf clubs and practiced chipping around the house, quickly realized he has no patience for golf so we switched to throwing the frisbee around. Apparently he was distracted by the fresh air and didn't see the frisbee coming directly at his face since he didn't move a muscle and took the frisbee right in the nose. There was some blood but no tears so we kept playing. Next we went to a playground and went on the swings and a couple slides. There was another guy there with his young son and a dog that they were playing fetch with a tennis ball. The tennis ball rolls near us and Little Zooks hands it to the boy as I chatted to the other Dad about the dog. The little boy then flings the tennis ball directly into his father's groin. A hysterical Little Zooks is pointing and yelling "he got him right in the bells..DING DONG DING DONG". I thought Little Zooks was going to puke he was laughing so hard.

Now we had about an hour and a half to kill before his soccer practice, so we went to Friendly's for ice cream. Not realizing that since it was 4pm, we were not hungry for dinner since we just had huge piles of ice cream. So if you're keeping score, that would be bacon for breakfast and lunch and Ice Cream for dinner. Now it was off to soccer practice. I almost felt bad for the coach as I watched him try to keep a bunch of 7 year olds with ADD to pay attention. (coach is kind of an idiot so I didn't feel that bad) After practice we stayed and kicked the ball around for about 30 minutes which I think was more productive than the 1 hour practice he just went through.

I felt bad about what we ate all day, so I made him eat a piece of watermelon when we got home and went with the "light" buttered popcorn for our snack while we fell asleep watching Transformers for the 500th time.

 
Henry Ford said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The real travesty is that the parents are watching the boys Saturday night and we have plans to go out with her work friends. That of course means I can get Mrs. SLB all liqueured up so she can get wild and not worry about the boys waking up and asking why there is a donkey and four midgets dressed up like the members of KISS in our bedroom.
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SLB, I'm shocked. Why there are a donkey and four midgets dressed up like the members of KISS in our bedroom
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I've admitted many times that my grammar and writing can be pretty atrocious. Go suck are ****.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Henry Ford said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The real travesty is that the parents are watching the boys Saturday night and we have plans to go out with her work friends. That of course means I can get Mrs. SLB all liqueured up so she can get wild and not worry about the boys waking up and asking why there is a donkey and four midgets dressed up like the members of KISS in our bedroom.
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SLB, I'm shocked. Why there are a donkey and four midgets dressed up like the members of KISS in our bedroom
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I've admitted many times that my grammar and writing can be pretty atrocious. Go suck are ****.
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Well, I thought it was funny.

 
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