GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[DA RAIDERS]

Should I mix the 1973 bottle of Armagnac with cherry Sprite or mashed up Flinstone vitamins?

you didn't even know what Armagnac was.........

 

[Annyong]

I want an ice cream sandwich now. and maybe a lolly

 

[General Malaise]

How do you feel about fruit, GM?

The kind that doesn't share your DNA, I mean.

 

[General Malaise]

Should I mix the 1973 bottle of Armagnac with cherry Sprite or mashed up Flinstone vitamins?

you didn't even know what Armagnac was.........

I know enough to know you don't mix it with Mr. Pipp.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Should I mix the 1973 bottle of Armagnac with cherry Sprite or mashed up Flinstone vitamins?

you didn't even know what Armagnac was.........

I know enough to know you don't mix it with Mr. Pipp.

 

[General Malaise]

at what age are GM's sons going to be given the talk?

No more pop, pancakes, or fruit juice once you turn 8 years old.

The gay one can keep eating that stuff as long as he likes.

That's why people choose to be gay. For the food.

And the extra tickle that comes with every Flow Job.

 

[-fish-]

Can one of you lawyer types trademark Chiggerdick ®?

the guys at dickchigger.com will have a hissy fit.

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah, ice cream sandwiches are not allowed in my house. I'll rip through the whole box in one laying.

 

[proninja]

Can't wait to get off work and go have a frosty cold milkshake!

I like milkshakes.

:comingtotheyard:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GM on fire in here.

 

[Josie Maran]

Manly GM

I've reached my quota of positive votes for the day.

 

[Drifter]

What kind of a grown up drinks Coke?

you have a fascinating belief system with regard to food & beverages. I would like to peruse your newsletter.

You guys still eat Cookie Crisp too?

I don't drink much Coke/Pepsi these days, but I don't consider it a kid's drink. Mixes pretty well with booze.

If you are mixing your alcohol with soda pop you should probably just stick to wine coolers or Purple Passion.

Very strange? What's your go to drink besides beer and boxed wine?

 

[Josie Maran]

GM on fire in here.

Thread needs more GM.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

MEEEM

 

[General Malaise]

What kind of a grown up drinks Coke?

you have a fascinating belief system with regard to food & beverages. I would like to peruse your newsletter.

You guys still eat Cookie Crisp too?

I don't drink much Coke/Pepsi these days, but I don't consider it a kid's drink. Mixes pretty well with booze.

If you are mixing your alcohol with soda pop you should probably just stick to wine coolers or Purple Passion.

Very strange? What's your go to drink besides beer and boxed wine?

Vodka and water with some sort of citrus added. Not orange, though, that would be gay.

Scotch and air. Maybe scotch on the rocks.

Bourbon and water

Manhattan

Jameson or Bushmills neat, though I can go rocks if I'm feeling like staying up past 10pm.

Bloody Marrys

Mimosas

I drink black coffee in the morning, water all day and then grown up beverages at night. I quit drinking soda pop 15 years ago, though I'll have an occasional swig now and again to recall the sweet taste.

And I'm just busting balls in here. I don't care what you people poison yourselves with. I wouldn't mix a booze drink with Coke, but that's because I like the taste of the booze. I'm fat enough as it is without eating sweets and drinking cokes.

 

[-fish-]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk – Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

 

[-fish-]

MEEEM

glad you're back.

 

[Henry Ford]

Yeah, ice cream sandwiches are not allowed in my house. I'll rip through the whole box in one laying.

Do you pour Balvenie Doublewood into your mouth before each bite?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What kind of a grown up drinks Coke?

you have a fascinating belief system with regard to food & beverages. I would like to peruse your newsletter.

You guys still eat Cookie Crisp too?

I don't drink much Coke/Pepsi these days, but I don't consider it a kid's drink. Mixes pretty well with booze.

If you are mixing your alcohol with soda pop you should probably just stick to wine coolers or Purple Passion.

Very strange? What's your go to drink besides beer and boxed wine?

Vodka and water with some sort of citrus added. Not orange, though, that would be gay.

Mimosas

olo

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk – Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

 

[General Malaise]

What kind of a grown up drinks Coke?

you have a fascinating belief system with regard to food & beverages. I would like to peruse your newsletter.

You guys still eat Cookie Crisp too?

I don't drink much Coke/Pepsi these days, but I don't consider it a kid's drink. Mixes pretty well with booze.

If you are mixing your alcohol with soda pop you should probably just stick to wine coolers or Purple Passion.

Very strange? What's your go to drink besides beer and boxed wine?

Vodka and water with some sort of citrus added. Not orange, though, that would be gay.

Mimosas

olo

Yeah, I think that's the latent gene responsible for Kellen.

That and my affinity for Elton John and a finger in my butt.

 

[-fish-]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

Considering I'd have to buy all of the ingredients and a blender, it would cost me about $100.

 

[strykerpks]

at all of this

 

[krista4]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk – Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

I had the Tang mimosa when we were there. Not only tasty but you could serve it in space.

 

[Drifter]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk – Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

I had the Tang mimosa when we were there. Not only tasty but you could serve it in space.

Have you guys been to 8 oz Burger on Capitol Hill yet? I got a targeted Facebook ad probably because I "liked" Lunchbox Laboratory. The burger in the ad was rabbit. Took a look at the menu and it looks interesting. Regular or grass fed beef in addition to things like rabbit and water buffalo.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

Considering I'd have to buy all of the ingredients and a blender, it would cost me about $100.

Yeah, but the next few would be free.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

Considering I'd have to buy all of the ingredients and a blender, it would cost me about $100.

Yeah, but the next few would be free.

Economies of scale. The drunker you get, the more money you save.

 

[krista4]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk – Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

I had the Tang mimosa when we were there. Not only tasty but you could serve it in space.

Have you guys been to 8 oz Burger on Capitol Hill yet? I got a targeted Facebook ad probably because I "liked" Lunchbox Laboratory. The burger in the ad was rabbit. Took a look at the menu and it looks interesting. Regular or grass fed beef in addition to things like rabbit and water buffalo.

Have not been. My list of places to try is getting longer and longer. I put all of The Stranger's list from last week of best new cheap eats on there too.

I sent you a FB message but don't know if you're ever on there. Please let me know the total cost for the zoo concert tix so I can pay you back. We should do another group get-together soon and see if roverfish can join this time. Would also love to see Redmond Longhorn but with 852 kids I'm not sure how much he can get out.

 

[Tecumseh]

I'm trying to wrap up a research paper for school, and every time I use the word "destiny," I have to correct it from "Destiney." Thanks, Homer.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm trying to wrap up a research paper for school, and every time I use the word "destiny," I have to correct it from "Destiney." Thanks, Homer.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

Considering I'd have to buy all of the ingredients and a blender, it would cost me about $100.

Nonsense!

$14 Blender

Ciniman Toast Crunch $1.79

$1.49 Vanilla Ice Cream

MOP teach you how to math?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

Considering I'd have to buy all of the ingredients and a blender, it would cost me about $100.

Nonsense!

$14 Blender

Ciniman Toast Crunch $1.79

$1.49 Vanilla Ice Cream

MOP teach you how to math?

you left out the Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey

 

[-fish-]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk – Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

I had the Tang mimosa when we were there. Not only tasty but you could serve it in space.

Have you guys been to 8 oz Burger on Capitol Hill yet? I got a targeted Facebook ad probably because I "liked" Lunchbox Laboratory. The burger in the ad was rabbit. Took a look at the menu and it looks interesting. Regular or grass fed beef in addition to things like rabbit and water buffalo.

Have not been. My list of places to try is getting longer and longer. I put all of The Stranger's list from last week of best new cheap eats on there too.

I sent you a FB message but don't know if you're ever on there. Please let me know the total cost for the zoo concert tix so I can pay you back. We should do another group get-together soon and see if roverfish can join this time. Would also love to see Redmond Longhorn but with 852 kids I'm not sure how much he can get out.

haven't been either. sounds interesting.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Yeah, ice cream sandwiches are not allowed in my house. I'll rip through the whole box in one laying.

And there in lies the rub, GM hates all sweet yummy treats because his would be, fat, stoner ### would eat them all.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

Considering I'd have to buy all of the ingredients and a blender, it would cost me about $100.

Nonsense!

$14 Blender

Ciniman Toast Crunch $1.79

$1.49 Vanilla Ice Cream

MOP teach you how to math?

you left out the Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey

I figured of all the ingredients, he had that one in spades.

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah, ice cream sandwiches are not allowed in my house. I'll rip through the whole box in one laying.

And there in lies the rub, GM hates all sweet yummy treats because his would be, fat, stoner ### would eat them all.

Excellent work, Encyclopedia Brown.

 

[-fish-]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

Considering I'd have to buy all of the ingredients and a blender, it would cost me about $100.

Nonsense!

$14 Blender

Ciniman Toast Crunch $1.79

$1.49 Vanilla Ice Cream

MOP teach you how to math?

Fireball after Washington tax, $40

(I totally just bought that blender off amazon...thanks)

 

[General Malaise]

In fact, I just assumed that a guy who taped a key to his front door and dated a woman who punched herself in the vuvuzela for kicks would have at least one faucet line dedicated to Fireball Whiskey.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

Considering I'd have to buy all of the ingredients and a blender, it would cost me about $100.

Nonsense!

$14 Blender

Ciniman Toast Crunch $1.79

$1.49 Vanilla Ice Cream

MOP teach you how to math?

Fireball after Washington tax, $40

(I totally just bought that blender off amazon...thanks)

 

[DA RAIDERS]

]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

I put premium gas in my lawnmower!!!

Eta: Neat board

 

[Henry Ford]

]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

I put premium gas in my lawnmower!!!

Eta: Neat board

Premium gas isn't good for most lawnmowers.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

]

I'm going to Lunchbox Laboratory for lunch.

Having one of these:

Cinnamon Toast Crunk Vanilla ice cream and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey $10

Suck it, GM

Couldn't you make that at home for less than $3?

I put premium gas in my lawnmower!!! Eta: Neat board

Premium gas isn't good for most lawnmowers.

The quotes got all ####ed up. That was directed at GM due to his sudden frugality about that hideous crunk drink that fish is going to have.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Neat board

 

[Henry Ford]

The quotes got all ####ed up. That was directed at GM due to his sudden frugality about that hideous crunk drink that fish is going to have.

I know, but no one responded last time I pointed this out.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GM> You could have at least pointed him to the NINJA.

 

[Henry Ford]

GM> You could have at least pointed him to the NINJA.

Magic bullet.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GM> You could have at least pointed him to the NINJA.

Magic bullet.

Magic bullet irks me because we had a perfectly good ninja and then the wife asked for the bullet as a gift. Now we have two blenders we rarely use.

(hi honey!)

 

[Henry Ford]

GM> You could have at least pointed him to the NINJA.

Magic bullet.

Magic bullet irks me because we had a perfectly good ninja and then the wife asked for the bullet as a gift. Now we have two blenders we rarely use.

(hi honey!)

Probably meant this one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

MMEMM

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Sidebar, any of you have a great blender recommendation?

My wife makes smoothies and what not. She also cooks a lot, makes soups, hummus, sauces etc and wants a new blender. It can't be little like the one linked above. Thought it'd be a good gift for Mother's Day. Thoughts?