GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Otis]

:BOOKMARK:

Taking the day off tomorrow. Drinking on the couch after drinking at work. WHATCHA GOT

You guys moving or did you buy a house or something or was that just talk?

Just shtick. We're in an apartment in the Bronx. By "we" I mean me and my pet parakeet Anthony. I'm not married, don't have kids, and I've never actually met Chase.

 

[Otis]

Mrs. O really dropped the ball on shopping this week. We have like NO food. I'm so drunk and desperate I just heated up tater tots and a bowl of tomatoe sauce to dip them in. It's terrible.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I need to be up at like 4:45am for this Disneyland trip. So I'm going have about 6 uber-gravity beers so I'll fall asleep early.

Trust me...I'm a professional.

See YSR, it could be worse.

I love nature

Mrs. SLB is going to the zoo with the entire first grade class tomorrow. Seems I could go too but I forgot to fill out the proper paperwork and get a background check at the beginning of the year. Oops.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

:BOOKMARK:

Taking the day off tomorrow. Drinking on the couch after drinking at work. WHATCHA GOT

You guys moving or did you buy a house or something or was that just talk?

Just shtick. We're in an apartment in the Bronx. By "we" I mean me and my pet parakeet Anthony. I'm not married, don't have kids, and I've never actually met Chase.

Still videoing schlubs camping out at Circuit City?

 

[bentley]

:BOOKMARK:

Taking the day off tomorrow. Drinking on the couch after drinking at work. WHATCHA GOT

Can I get a Tdoss notes?

I'm drinking on the couch after drinking after work. Also taking the day off tomorrow because my INSANE wife needs more time to put together this birthday party for JR on Saturday. Last night, I suggested that we make an escape to the boudoir for the wifeliest of wifely duties. In response, she wheeled around, pointed a finger at me and told me that "We have other priorities here! I don't have time for your ####!" I can't wait until this party is over.

She's always been crazy about parties for the boys. However, PR chick told her last time that we were together that she thought that Angrywife always threw the best little kid birthday parties and she couldn't wait to see what Angrywife had in store for the next one. So we cranked this whole deal up to 11 to make sure PR chick was sufficiently impressed.

 

[Henry Ford]

YSR: sounds like a very tough time. I know it's rough, but he clearly loves the hell out of his family and you clearly love the hell out of him. It's unfair, but Christ, good for you guys for digging out of debt and remembering that even if you don't share all of these incredibly important memories together, you'll share them with each other by discussing them and/or videoing them and watching them.

 

[proninja]

Mrs. O really dropped the ball on shopping this week. We have like NO food. I'm so drunk and desperate I just heated up tater tots and a bowl of tomatoe sauce to dip them in. It's terrible.

My Mrs. is currently doing not much of anything but laying on the couch and trying to not vomit. Cleaning the kitchen and painting are next up on my agenda tonight.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I need to be up at like 4:45am for this Disneyland trip. So I'm going have about 6 uber-gravity beers so I'll fall asleep early.

Trust me...I'm a professional.

See YSR, it could be worse.

I love nature

Mrs. SLB is going to the zoo with the entire first grade class tomorrow. Seems I could go too but I forgot to fill out the proper paperwork and get a background check at the beginning of the year. Oops.

I had to go get "life-scanned" (fancy electro-fingerprinting) the other day for my summer school gig at Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt. I tried to figure out how many times I've been fingerprinted for education related stuff. I think it is either 4 or 5. The funny thing is that the last time was 17 years ago. Imagine the damage I could have done in that time.

 

[proninja]

:BOOKMARK:

Taking the day off tomorrow. Drinking on the couch after drinking at work. WHATCHA GOT

Can I get a Tdoss notes?

I'm drinking on the couch after drinking after work. Also taking the day off tomorrow because my INSANE wife needs more time to put together this birthday party for JR on Saturday. Last night, I suggested that we make an escape to the boudoir for the wifeliest of wifely duties. In response, she wheeled around, pointed a finger at me and told me that "We have other priorities here! I don't have time for your ####!" I can't wait until this party is over.

She's always been crazy about parties for the boys. However, PR chick told her last time that we were together that she thought that Angrywife always threw the best little kid birthday parties and she couldn't wait to see what Angrywife had in store for the next one. So we cranked this whole deal up to 11 to make sure PR chick was sufficiently impressed.

I didn't see the Angrywife trying to impress PR chick thing in my crystal ball

 

[Otis]

Mrs. O really dropped the ball on shopping this week. We have like NO food. I'm so drunk and desperate I just heated up tater tots and a bowl of tomatoe sauce to dip them in. It's terrible.

My Mrs. is currently doing not much of anything but laying on the couch and trying to not vomit. Cleaning the kitchen and painting are next up on my agenda tonight.

You West Coasters know how to party.

 

[Josie Maran]

:BOOKMARK:

Taking the day off tomorrow. Drinking on the couch after drinking at work. WHATCHA GOT

Can I get a Tdoss notes?

I'm drinking on the couch after drinking after work. Also taking the day off tomorrow because my INSANE wife needs more time to put together this birthday party for JR on Saturday. Last night, I suggested that we make an escape to the boudoir for the wifeliest of wifely duties. In response, she wheeled around, pointed a finger at me and told me that "We have other priorities here! I don't have time for your ####!" I can't wait until this party is over.

She's always been crazy about parties for the boys. However, PR chick told her last time that we were together that she thought that Angrywife always threw the best little kid birthday parties and she couldn't wait to see what Angrywife had in store for the next one. So we cranked this whole deal up to 11 to make sure PR chick was sufficiently impressed.

God, women are crazy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm horribly sober. :(

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mrs. O really dropped the ball on shopping this week. We have like NO food. I'm so drunk and desperate I just heated up tater tots and a bowl of tomatoe sauce to dip them in. It's terrible.

My Mrs. is currently doing not much of anything but laying on the couch and trying to not vomit. Cleaning the kitchen and painting are next up on my agenda tonight.

You West Coasters know how to party.

The house is empty. I'm drinking beer while BLASTING Spotify. On the cyber turntable right now: "My Brittle Heart" by Lucky Soul.

Which reminds me...if you've never heard Lucky Soul give them a shot.

 

[proninja]

Mrs. O really dropped the ball on shopping this week. We have like NO food. I'm so drunk and desperate I just heated up tater tots and a bowl of tomatoe sauce to dip them in. It's terrible.

My Mrs. is currently doing not much of anything but laying on the couch and trying to not vomit. Cleaning the kitchen and painting are next up on my agenda tonight.

Or maybe I will be lazy and do none of those things

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I need to be up at like 4:45am for this Disneyland trip. So I'm going have about 6 uber-gravity beers so I'll fall asleep early.

Trust me...I'm a professional.

See YSR, it could be worse.

I love nature

Mrs. SLB is going to the zoo with the entire first grade class tomorrow. Seems I could go too but I forgot to fill out the proper paperwork and get a background check at the beginning of the year. Oops.

I had to go get "life-scanned" (fancy electro-fingerprinting) the other day for my summer school gig at Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt. I tried to figure out how many times I've been fingerprinted for education related stuff. I think it is either 4 or 5. The funny thing is that the last time was 17 years ago. Imagine the damage I could have done in that time.

Worse than a Tom Cruise movie.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm horribly sober. :(

Sorry man. That sucks.

 

[bentley]

:BOOKMARK:

Taking the day off tomorrow. Drinking on the couch after drinking at work. WHATCHA GOT

Can I get a Tdoss notes?

I'm drinking on the couch after drinking after work. Also taking the day off tomorrow because my INSANE wife needs more time to put together this birthday party for JR on Saturday. Last night, I suggested that we make an escape to the boudoir for the wifeliest of wifely duties. In response, she wheeled around, pointed a finger at me and told me that "We have other priorities here! I don't have time for your ####!" I can't wait until this party is over.She's always been crazy about parties for the boys. However, PR chick told her last time that we were together that she thought that Angrywife always threw the best little kid birthday parties and she couldn't wait to see what Angrywife had in store for the next one. So we cranked this whole deal up to 11 to make sure PR chick was sufficiently impressed.

I didn't see the Angrywife trying to impress PR chick thing in my crystal ball

It's been a bit of a nightmare scenario for me. Nothing good can come from my wife and my "work wife" spending so much time together.

The only silver lining is that I can probably pull off a couple Saturdays on the golf course with Mr. PR chick without too much trouble.

 

[bentley]

Mrs. O really dropped the ball on shopping this week. We have like NO food. I'm so drunk and desperate I just heated up tater tots and a bowl of tomatoe sauce to dip them in. It's terrible.

My Mrs. is currently doing not much of anything but laying on the couch and trying to not vomit. Cleaning the kitchen and painting are next up on my agenda tonight.

Or maybe I will be lazy and do none of those things

I may read a book or polish off this bottle of expensive wine a friend of mine gave me or both. Either way, I'm going to spend much of the rest of my evening peeing in the back yard.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm horribly sober. :(

Sorry man. That sucks.

Seriously.

 

[Josie Maran]

I've never heard that Happy song by Pharrell.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

 

[proninja]

I've never heard that Happy song by Pharrell.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

It's a great thing. That song is terrible. /Tanner

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've never heard that Happy song by Pharrell.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

It's a very good thing, Anthony. It's a real good thing you haven't heard that song. But if you did hear it and wished it into the cornfield it would be a real good thing too.

Totally not related and NSFW

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm volunteering at track and field day tomorrow. For kindergartners. I expect this to be horrible, but my daughter is pretty jazzed that I'll be there so, you know, that's good.

 

[Otis]

Mrs. O really dropped the ball on shopping this week. We have like NO food. I'm so drunk and desperate I just heated up tater tots and a bowl of tomatoe sauce to dip them in. It's terrible.

My Mrs. is currently doing not much of anything but laying on the couch and trying to not vomit. Cleaning the kitchen and painting are next up on my agenda tonight.

You West Coasters know how to party.

The house is empty. I'm drinking beer while BLASTING Spotify. On the cyber turntable right now: "My Brittle Heart" by Lucky Soul.

Which reminds me...if you've never heard Lucky Soul give them a shot.

Are they from the 70s?

 

[Otis]

:BOOKMARK:

Taking the day off tomorrow. Drinking on the couch after drinking at work. WHATCHA GOT

Can I get a Tdoss notes?

I'm drinking on the couch after drinking after work. Also taking the day off tomorrow because my INSANE wife needs more time to put together this birthday party for JR on Saturday. Last night, I suggested that we make an escape to the boudoir for the wifeliest of wifely duties. In response, she wheeled around, pointed a finger at me and told me that "We have other priorities here! I don't have time for your ####!" I can't wait until this party is over.She's always been crazy about parties for the boys. However, PR chick told her last time that we were together that she thought that Angrywife always threw the best little kid birthday parties and she couldn't wait to see what Angrywife had in store for the next one. So we cranked this whole deal up to 11 to make sure PR chick was sufficiently impressed.

I didn't see the Angrywife trying to impress PR chick thing in my crystal ball

It's been a bit of a nightmare scenario for me. Nothing good can come from my wife and my "work wife" spending so much time together.

The only silver lining is that I can probably pull off a couple Saturdays on the golf course with Mr. PR chick without too much trouble.

Who's Hottest: Wives of Bentley Edition

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm horribly sober. :(

Sorry man. That sucks.

Seriously.

Thanks guys. Considering about snorting pills or mainlining some tequila.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mrs. O really dropped the ball on shopping this week. We have like NO food. I'm so drunk and desperate I just heated up tater tots and a bowl of tomatoe sauce to dip them in. It's terrible.

My Mrs. is currently doing not much of anything but laying on the couch and trying to not vomit. Cleaning the kitchen and painting are next up on my agenda tonight.

You West Coasters know how to party.

The house is empty. I'm drinking beer while BLASTING Spotify. On the cyber turntable right now: "My Brittle Heart" by Lucky Soul.

Which reminds me...if you've never heard Lucky Soul give them a shot.

Are they from the 70s?

No. The mid-Aughts

 

[Otis]

I have a new assistant at work as of about last year, and she's SMOKING hot. She dated one of the Bachelors. She's allegedly married but I've never seen the guy. Real Southern Belle type, from Texas, kind of #####y and was big into her sorority. She looks a boatload like Emily from the Bachelorette.

I keep secretly hoping Mrs. O will get jealous and I'll get some extra action, but really she knows I'm just a fat old guy at this point KICK ROCKZ

 

[Abraham]

I'm getting g the shattered back window of my ford explorer fixed tomorrow. Only 7 weeks since the incident.

 

[Otis]

Mrs. O really dropped the ball on shopping this week. We have like NO food. I'm so drunk and desperate I just heated up tater tots and a bowl of tomatoe sauce to dip them in. It's terrible.

My Mrs. is currently doing not much of anything but laying on the couch and trying to not vomit. Cleaning the kitchen and painting are next up on my agenda tonight.

You West Coasters know how to party.

The house is empty. I'm drinking beer while BLASTING Spotify. On the cyber turntable right now: "My Brittle Heart" by Lucky Soul.

Which reminds me...if you've never heard Lucky Soul give them a shot.

Are they from the 70s?

No. The mid-Aughts

Ragtime/delta blues?

 

[Otis]

Fluck it, the baby is just gonna cry all night anyway, I'm going to bed.

 

[Josie Maran]

I've never heard that Happy song by Pharrell.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

It's a very good thing, Anthony. It's a real good thing you haven't heard that song. But if you did hear it and wished it into the cornfield it would be a real good thing too.

Totally not related and NSFW

Thanks GB. Will continue my avoidance.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a new assistant at work as of about last year, and she's SMOKING hot. She dated one of the Bachelors. She's allegedly married but I've never seen the guy. Real Southern Belle type, from Texas, kind of #####y and was big into her sorority. She looks a boatload like Emily from the Bachelorette.

I keep secretly hoping Mrs. O will get jealous and I'll get some extra action, but really she knows I'm just a fat old guy at this point KICK ROCKZ

aka Traitoress.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal is watching Just Around the Corner tomorrow at school. It's good they want to teach him about sex before a three day weekend and the pool opening. That's just being considerate right there.

 

[Josie Maran]

Cal is watching Just Around the Corner tomorrow at school. It's good they want to teach him about sex before a three day weekend and the pool opening. That's just being considerate right there.

Good for him.

I've seen Just Around The Corner #14, #18, and #23, but I'd love to see the original.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have a new assistant at work as of about last year, and she's SMOKING hot. She dated one of the Bachelors. She's allegedly married but I've never seen the guy. Real Southern Belle type, from Texas, kind of #####y and was big into her sorority. She looks a boatload like Emily from the Bachelorette.

I keep secretly hoping Mrs. O will get jealous and I'll get some extra action, but really she knows I'm just a fat old guy at this point KICK ROCKZ

Sounds like you need a cat shirt.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cal is watching Just Around the Corner tomorrow at school. It's good they want to teach him about sex before a three day weekend and the pool opening. That's just being considerate right there.

You're staying away, right?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal is watching Just Around the Corner tomorrow at school. It's good they want to teach him about sex before a three day weekend and the pool opening. That's just being considerate right there.

Good for him.

I've seen Just Around The Corner #14, #18, and #23, but I'd love to see the original.

There is a boys version and a girls version but you already knew that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal is watching Just Around the Corner tomorrow at school. It's good they want to teach him about sex before a three day weekend and the pool opening. That's just being considerate right there.

You're staying away, right?

There's going to be numerous hot, drunken,half naked, bisexual women that have been hitting the gym all winter there. I'm all in.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cal is watching Just Around the Corner tomorrow at school. It's good they want to teach him about sex before a three day weekend and the pool opening. That's just being considerate right there.

You're staying away, right?

There's going to be numerous hot, drunken,bisexual women that have been hitting the gym all winter there. I'm all in.

I meant like "diving", GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal is watching Just Around the Corner tomorrow at school. It's good they want to teach him about sex before a three day weekend and the pool opening. That's just being considerate right there.

You're staying away, right?

There's going to be numerous hot, drunken,bisexual women that have been hitting the gym all winter there. I'm all in.

I meant like "diving", GB.

Only if I'm lucky.

 

[kevzilla]

I've never heard that Happy song by Pharrell.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

It's a very good thing, Anthony. It's a real good thing you haven't heard that song. But if you did hear it and wished it into the cornfield it would be a real good thing too.

Totally not related and NSFW

When you magnify the image, the letters change colors much faster.

 

[krista4]

I'm horribly sober. :(

Sorry man. That sucks.

Right? YSR, you think you have problems.

I've never heard that Happy song by Pharrell.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Weird. I just said to Mr. krista today that I suspected we were the only two people on Earth who couldn't recognize that song (assuming, correctly, that he couldn't either). Also I had to admit not knowing how to pronounce his name. FAIR-el or feh-REL?

 

[Aerial Assault]

fuh-REL

 

[UniAlias]

I've never heard that Happy song by Pharrell.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Weird. I just said to Mr. krista today that I suspected we were the only two people on Earth who couldn't recognize that song (assuming, correctly, that he couldn't either).

I don't understand how this is possible.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm horribly sober. :(

Sorry man. That sucks.

Right? YSR, you think you have problems.

I've never heard that Happy song by Pharrell.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Weird. I just said to Mr. krista today that I suspected we were the only two people on Earth who couldn't recognize that song (assuming, correctly, that he couldn't either). Also I had to admit not knowing how to pronounce his name. FAIR-el or feh-REL?

I go with feh-REL, not because I know, but because there used to be a sports radio guy with that name.

 

[Frostillicus]

I made the world's most perfect grilled cheese sandwich for my daughter today. Then I made an awesome garlic dill butter sauce and poured it over some mahi mahi and my wife killed it even though she doesn't really like fish. She said it was the best thing I've ever made. Good day.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I made the world's most perfect grilled cheese sandwich for my daughter today. Then I made an awesome garlic dill butter sauce and poured it over some mahi mahi and my wife killed it even though she doesn't really like fish. She said it was the best thing I've ever made. Good day.

Sounds awesome

 

[krista4]

Hmph. Opposite of what I would have thought. Will inform Mr. krista so we won't look silly in polite conversation.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal just freaked me the #### out. I didn't hear him walk downstairs but heard him walking around the kitchen. The dog heard him too and instead of jumping up to investigate with me,the coward seemed to think he was best suited to act extremely concerned about the noises but remain in bed guarding the only va gina in the house.

I'm wide awake now. ####.