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Guster said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Guster said:
*** BeerHole Announcement ***

Thorn and I will be road tripping from Cincinnati early in the morning on Friday, July 11*

We are returning on Monday morning so we can extend BeerHole to cover the World Cup final match

Who are we picking up along the way?

Shuke?

Homer?

Aaron?

Annyong?

anyone else interested? We'll rent a vehicle that's big enough to fit all who want to join
How long is the drive from DC to Cincy?
I make it to my aunt & uncle's place in Burke in under 7 1/2 hours, but I drive 80 mph much of the way
You got an accelerator on that car? ;)

 
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strykerpks said:
If I PM you my address....again....and get a Granny Pantie of the Month Club membership...again...I'm going to drive to Allouez and start wrecking #### until I find you
I FUNKING OWN ALLOUEZ

 
Built a garden box for the wife today. She wants to start growing vegetables and herbs. Materials were around $100. Took me 4 hours. Then she has to buy the plants. I don't think this will be a positive financial return.

 
Present. Bored. Went to a birthday party for kids today with some of the most uninteresting people I've ever met. Nice folks, but had literally nothing to say. We say around the living room staring at each other in near silence while the kids played outside. So I went and got a six pack and a pack of smokes and sat in the driveway until it was time to go.

 
Built a garden box for the wife today. She wants to start growing vegetables and herbs. Materials were around $100. Took me 4 hours. Then she has to buy the plants. I don't think this will be a positive financial return.
I did the same thing and managed to shatter the back windshield of my explorer, leading to a big repair expense. But the squash and jalapeños are producing like crazy so it may be worth it.

 
Present. Bored. Went to a birthday party for kids today with some of the most uninteresting people I've ever met. Nice folks, but had literally nothing to say. We say around the living room staring at each other in near silence while the kids played outside. So I went and got a six pack and a pack of smokes and sat in the driveway until it was time to go.
:lmao: rules

 
Built a garden box for the wife today. She wants to start growing vegetables and herbs. Materials were around $100. Took me 4 hours. Then she has to buy the plants. I don't think this will be a positive financial return.
I did the same thing and managed to shatter the back windshield of my explorer, leading to a big repair expense. But the squash and jalapeños are producing like crazy so it may be worth it.
Ouch. I did manage to score a few points however. Tried cashing them in tonight but she was too tired because of all the work we did. All she did was hold the lumber in place and tell me where she wanted it to go in the yard. I think I've been hoodwinked.
 
My wife has to train for he new job in a town 90 miles away. The company is willing to pay either the mileage for her to drive or for a hotel.

For some reason she thinks making a 3 hour round trip 5 days a week (at really odd hours) is the best way to go. :loco:

I've got some serious convincing to do over the next 2 weeks.

 
cosjobs said:
My doc offered me eternal youth for my joints (both knees, ankle, back and right thumb) through the miracles of platelet enriched plasma, stem cells, and/or HGH. He said he's scaring the hell out of joint manufacturers and make knee/hip replacements, etc. Obsolete. (Sorry shuke)
I'd be interested in the results you get. PRP seemed like a miracle at first but results are mixed now.

Joint manufacturers aren't "scared" of any of the current technology, but the wise ones are looking in cartilage regeneration.

 
My wife has to train for he new job in a town 90 miles away. The company is willing to pay either the mileage for her to drive or for a hotel.

For some reason she thinks making a 3 hour round trip 5 days a week (at really odd hours) is the best way to go. :loco:

I've got some serious convincing to do over the next 2 weeks.
She'll miss your charm and your delicate smile.

 
Guster said:
*** BeerHole Announcement ***

Thorn and I will be road tripping from Cincinnati early in the morning on Friday, July 11*

We are returning on Monday morning so we can extend BeerHole to cover the World Cup final match

Who are we picking up along the way?

Shuke?

Homer?

Aaron?

Annyong?

anyone else interested? We'll rent a vehicle that's big enough to fit all who want to join
I'll have to sleep on it. Wife was in a bad place this week and starting #####ing about all my travel.

 
My wife has to train for he new job in a town 90 miles away. The company is willing to pay either the mileage for her to drive or for a hotel.

For some reason she thinks making a 3 hour round trip 5 days a week (at really odd hours) is the best way to go. :loco:

I've got some serious convincing to do over the next 2 weeks.
She'll miss your charm and your delicate smile.
Honestly? That that is her main point of contention. Crazy, right?

 
My wife has to train for he new job in a town 90 miles away. The company is willing to pay either the mileage for her to drive or for a hotel.

For some reason she thinks making a 3 hour round trip 5 days a week (at really odd hours) is the best way to go. :loco:

I've got some serious convincing to do over the next 2 weeks.
She'll miss your charm and your delicate smile.
Honestly? That that is her main point of contention. Crazy, right?
Women are nuts. I love my wife and kids but I don't mind time to myself. I enjoy a few days at home alone or on the road. Her? Would rather drive across the state by herself to get back to me then take a day off.

 
Built a garden box for the wife today. She wants to start growing vegetables and herbs. Materials were around $100. Took me 4 hours. Then she has to buy the plants. I don't think this will be a positive financial return.
There is 0 chance this costs less than going to the fanciest organic market you can find and buying produce.

 
Where the hell is everybody tonight? Don't expect me to believe you people have lives.
Ended up going on a date with NewGirl and just got back in. We're meeting up again in the morning... This is a bit, different. Normally if I went on a date and expected to see the girl again in the morning, it would be when i woke up and rolled over in bed.

Had a fun night of chatting and getting to know each other better and all that though. Looking forward to hanging out for a bit in the am. Still in the excited phase

 
Where the hell is everybody tonight? Don't expect me to believe you people have lives.
Ended up going on a date with NewGirl and just got back in. We're meeting up again in the morning... This is a bit, different. Normally if I went on a date and expected to see the girl again in the morning, it would be when i woke up and rolled over in bed.

Had a fun night of chatting and getting to know each other better and all that though. Looking forward to hanging out for a bit in the am. Still in the excited phase
link

 
Built a garden box for the wife today. She wants to start growing vegetables and herbs. Materials were around $100. Took me 4 hours. Then she has to buy the plants. I don't think this will be a positive financial return.
I did the same thing and managed to shatter the back windshield of my explorer, leading to a big repair expense. But the squash and jalapeños are producing like crazy so it may be worth it.
Ouch. I did manage to score a few points however. Tried cashing them in tonight but she was too tired because of all the work we did. All she did was hold the lumber in place and tell me where she wanted it to go in the yard. I think I've been hoodwinked.
Euphemism, right?

 
Where the hell is everybody tonight? Don't expect me to believe you people have lives.
Ended up going on a date with NewGirl and just got back in. We're meeting up again in the morning... This is a bit, different. Normally if I went on a date and expected to see the girl again in the morning, it would be when i woke up and rolled over in bed.

Had a fun night of chatting and getting to know each other better and all that though. Looking forward to hanging out for a bit in the am. Still in the excited phase
link
Never not funny.

 
Where the hell is everybody tonight? Don't expect me to believe you people have lives.
Ended up going on a date with NewGirl and just got back in. We're meeting up again in the morning... This is a bit, different. Normally if I went on a date and expected to see the girl again in the morning, it would be when i woke up and rolled over in bed.

Had a fun night of chatting and getting to know each other better and all that though. Looking forward to hanging out for a bit in the am. Still in the excited phase
:goodposting:
 
Where the hell is everybody tonight? Don't expect me to believe you people have lives.
I'm at the cabin. We caught 28 crappies tonight of keeper size. Gonna be delicious tomorrow.
Sounds delicious.
They are. Have you ever?
Fished?
Yes that was my question.
And there was my answer.

 

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