even worse. who knows how long that food has been sitting out there.unless you can find a decent lunch buffett
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GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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charvik
Footballguy
Glitter BrisketTM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!unless you can find a decent lunch buffett
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
update: mex is a cheap date
General Malaise
Footballguy
There's a section with a 'sneezeguard' for guys like you, only it's not designed to catch sneezes.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You should see the salad bar at the Acropolis...it sits undisturbed in the middle of this strip club, surrounded by meat eating boob fans who put green stuff in their body only when it's St. Patricks day and mixed heavily with beer. I bet the raddish tray is the same one from 1983.even worse. who knows how long that food has been sitting out there.unless you can find a decent lunch buffett
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Set up us the vote. Also, an explanation of why more is better would be a good education for me, unless the reason is "I'm not doing well with the current rules".Fine, if i have to do everything, I will.Good one.You assume there is some structure to this league. We don't even have a commissioner. If you want to commish the league and organize rule change votes and stuff go for it.
Dr. Watson
the unknown soldier
I see cake leege hasn't really evolved shuke hasn't really changed since 'aught 5.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
GM is on fire today in this thread. Seems extra dedicated, today.
HB Pickles. When's the wedding BTW?
HB Pickles. When's the wedding BTW?
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Roller derby is fun. I got hammered last time I went.$20 for a pizza and a pitcher of beer at Horney Goat Brewery, bus ride to the match(?), tickets, and 2 free Millers there.I ended up spending $80 I think
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
General Malaise
Footballguy
I think pitchers are underweight with the current innings cap and with 14 teams (I think?) I believe it is important to try and balance out the pitchers with the hitters. If you ask Tre or Judd or any long term 'members', they might agree that a wealth of good starting pitchers isn't much of an advantage in this league and I believe it should be. It effects trade value. All things being equal, a stud SP should fetch fair value, but most trade offers I've been involved with that included pitchers come with a boiler plate memo "Starting pitchers aren't valuable in this format".That's my contention. And I think increasing to 1450 from 1250 would help balance us out without totally overhauling our league rules.Set up us the vote. Also, an explanation of why more is better would be a good education for me, unless the reason is "I'm not doing well with the current rules".Fine, if i have to do everything, I will.
Thorn
Footballguy
Was the second sentence of this post really necessary?Roller derby is fun. I got hammered last time I went.$20 for a pizza and a pitcher of beer at Horney Goat Brewery, bus ride to the match(?), tickets, and 2 free Millers there.I ended up spending $80 I think
General Malaise
Footballguy
Pretty sure we have the same number of Cake championships under our bloated belts, big guy.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
It was important for contextWas the second sentence of this post really necessary?Roller derby is fun. I got hammered last time I went.$20 for a pizza and a pitcher of beer at Horney Goat Brewery, bus ride to the match(?), tickets, and 2 free Millers there.I ended up spending $80 I think
General Malaise
Footballguy
Was the second sentence of this post really necessary?Roller derby is fun. I got hammered last time I went.$20 for a pizza and a pitcher of beer at Horney Goat Brewery, bus ride to the match(?), tickets, and 2 free Millers there.I ended up spending $80 I think
Was going to say something similar.Pretty sure anything Northern SLB says can be followed by "I got hammered last time...".
charvik
Footballguy
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
From the drunk thread
I noticed I am the #8 poster in this thread.But it's #7, since our GB Samuel is #3...and #1.
Scupper is playing?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Start with the Fat Tire then, since you like it better, and then when you think you only have enough sobriety/coordination left for two more beers, then hit 'em up for the PBR and you'll be too drunk to taste it anyway.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
First off Trent, please lay down on my couch. That's a lovely cat shirt you're wearing.About these dreams you're having. The "sex" symbolizes the Super Bowl. Back in 2000 you won the Super Bowl and most people feel that you won it due to your team's defense and strong run game. Some people feel your team won that Super Bowl in spite of you. In this dream you're having, your wife symbolizes that defense and strong run game. This time of year, there is always a lot of debate about who the greatest QB's are of all time. People will say that someone like Brady or Montana are the best because they won multiple Super Bowls. The counter arguement to that theory is always "well Trent Dilfer won a Super Bowl, does that mean he's better than Dan Marino"? And I know when you hear that, it hurts you in that place right behind the beautiful cat on your shirt (your heart). It's always "Trent Dilfer" that gets referenced, not Jim McMahon, not Doug Williams. It's as if winning the SuperBowl isn't a big accomplishment for a QB because "even Trent Dilfer won one". That's gotta sting. Now back to the dream. In the dreams you're having sex (winning the SuperBowl) with other women. The "other women" symbolize other teams that aren't stacked with a great defense and a strong running game which is what your wife symbolizes. (notice I used the word "stacked" in that descriptionI've been having a lot of dreams about having sex with women that aren't my wife lately. This is unusual. Please give me your analysis Dr. Freud.
I think you are spot on.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Doesn't less innings make stud pitchers more valuable?I think pitchers are underweight with the current innings cap and with 14 teams (I think?) I believe it is important to try and balance out the pitchers with the hitters. If you ask Tre or Judd or any long term 'members', they might agree that a wealth of good starting pitchers isn't much of an advantage in this league and I believe it should be. It effects trade value. All things being equal, a stud SP should fetch fair value, but most trade offers I've been involved with that included pitchers come with a boiler plate memo "Starting pitchers aren't valuable in this format".That's my contention. And I think increasing to 1450 from 1250 would help balance us out without totally overhauling our league rules.Set up us the vote. Also, an explanation of why more is better would be a good education for me, unless the reason is "I'm not doing well with the current rules".Fine, if i have to do everything, I will.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Thanks GB, I got my eye one it.General Malaise said:
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I guess that's part of what I don't get. You've won this league before, so you know how to win in this format.Pretty sure we have the same number of Cake championships under our bloated belts, big guy.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Bought 10 $400 suits for $1784 yesterday
MOP math?
General Malaise said:
WTF?!
lol
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I don't really care if the innings change or not. The rules are what they are, and you adapt. My only gripe was about free agent claims since it rewards people for pouncing on news.I guess that's part of what I don't get. You've won this league before, so you know how to win in this format.Pretty sure we have the same number of Cake championships under our bloated belts, big guy.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
What do you suggest, a weekly waiver process?
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Can someone explain what the big deal is with this? The "most illegal wrestling move" thing? There's a thread about it and several people have posted it on FB.
I think I'm missing out on something. Why is this funny? This is not shtick. I honestly don't get it.
I think I'm missing out on something. Why is this funny? This is not shtick. I honestly don't get it.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
$400 marked down to $230. Plus a buy one get one for $100 deal.Now I just gotta get my groomsmen to pay me.Bought 10 $400 suits for $1784 yesterday
General Malaise
Footballguy
And that's kind of my point...I don't want an unusual format in which we have to remember that starting pitching isn't nearly as important as hitting categories. I want them to be more balanced and an increase in innings will help in that regard.I guess that's part of what I don't get. You've won this league before, so you know how to win in this format.Pretty sure we have the same number of Cake championships under our bloated belts, big guy.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Of all the ridiculous things you've seen in pro wrestling, this isn't the best? Maybe you missed the part where the guy hypnotized the opponents and got them to dance.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
How is a "$400 suit" a "$400 suit" if it cost $230? Wouldn't that make it a "$230 suit"?$400 marked down to $230. Plus a buy one get one for $100 deal.Now I just gotta get my groomsmen to pay me.Bought 10 $400 suits for $1784 yesterday
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I believe 1250 innings is pretty standard.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Going to Milwaukee v Rockford tonight...I don't follow AHL hockey too much. Anyone on either roster I should be watching?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Damn shame. It's glorious.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Is 1250 "unusual"? I think it's Yahoo's default for free leagues.And that's kind of my point...I don't want an unusual format in which we have to remember that starting pitching isn't nearly as important as hitting categories. I want them to be more balanced and an increase in innings will help in that regard.I guess that's part of what I don't get. You've won this league before, so you know how to win in this format.Pretty sure we have the same number of Cake championships under our bloated belts, big guy.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
It was on saleHow is a "$400 suit" a "$400 suit" if it cost $230? Wouldn't that make it a "$230 suit"?$400 marked down to $230. Plus a buy one get one for $100 deal.Now I just gotta get my groomsmen to pay me.Bought 10 $400 suits for $1784 yesterday
General Malaise
Footballguy
Not if you have a surplus.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
The baseball "god" has spoken.Oh well, looks like GM is going to miss out on the inaugural Mellyhole baseball draft.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh sure...cater to your alias.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Fine. Have fun arguing with cosjobs over items on fast food menus.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, I watched the whole thing expecing somebody to die or some nudity...I was left with the same impression..."isn't this what Pro Wrestling is?".
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
You really think we have a surplus of stud pitchers with 14 teams x 1250 innings?I know I've ended up with a mediocre starting staff before, and I had to put in a lot of time researching each day on who stream for the coming few days in order to save my ERA and WHIP categories while I tried to make up ground in wins.
It's so bad that it's awesome.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I'm asking him for input just like I'm asking you.I'll pretend to be engaged temporarily then dismiss both equally.Oh sure...cater to your alias.
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