I've been having a lot of dreams about having sex with women that aren't my wife lately. This is unusual. Please give me your analysis Dr. Freud.

TIA,Trent
First off Trent, please lay down on my couch. That's a lovely cat shirt you're wearing.About these dreams you're having. The "sex" symbolizes the Super Bowl. Back in 2000 you won the Super Bowl and most people feel that you won it due to your team's defense and strong run game. Some people feel your team won that Super Bowl in spite of you. In this dream you're having, your wife symbolizes that defense and strong run game. This time of year, there is always a lot of debate about who the greatest QB's are of all time. People will say that someone like Brady or Montana are the best because they won multiple Super Bowls. The counter arguement to that theory is always "well Trent Dilfer won a Super Bowl, does that mean he's better than Dan Marino"? And I know when you hear that, it hurts you in that place right behind the beautiful cat on your shirt (your heart). It's always "Trent Dilfer" that gets referenced, not Jim McMahon, not Doug Williams. It's as if winning the SuperBowl isn't a big accomplishment for a QB because "even Trent Dilfer won one". That's gotta sting. Now back to the dream. In the dreams you're having sex (winning the SuperBowl) with other women. The "other women" symbolize other teams that aren't stacked with a great defense and a strong running game which is what your wife symbolizes. (notice I used the word "stacked" in that description

) You having sex with strange women is your way of showing the world that Trent Dilfer is not a one trick pony. You have nothing to be ashamed of. These dreams are not unusual and in fact it should be common for you to be having these dreams around this time of year (Super Bowl week) Don't let it get to you. You can't change the way other people think, you can only change the way YOU think. Michael Jackson didn't sing about changing other people, he sang about changing "The Man in The Mirror". Listen to Michael Jackson. Be Michael Jackson. You have alot going for you: you're on SportsCenter, you're bald, you got that sweet cat shirt..... I could go on, but I can't really think of anything else. Now before you get off the couch, I want you to take a deep breath and give yourself a pat on the back. Then put your pants back on and go home to your beautiful wife, you know, the one with the stacked defense and supple running game, and you go for the endzone!!! Good luck!