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[Officer Pete Malloy]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Godspeed on your journey.

Well kids, I'm outta here.

Alright alright alright.

I actually thought as I was leaving "If I die on the highway and that's my last post at footballguys, I'm totally okay with that.

Kinda disappointed it didn't happen that way.

Was the highway jammed with broken heroes?

 

[Guster]

Are we playing real life werewolf at beerhole?

I still have no clue what werewolf is and I'm very afraid to investigate.

Do you have a Binnie's near you? Been wanting to check one of those out

Not too far away

Hells yeah!! I'll have plenty of bourbon already but might as well pick up some more

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sometimes the greatest wisdom comes from the most obvious places.

 

[krista4]

Oh yeah, so now I have to climb a mountain on Sunday and then get out of the ####### forest and on a ####### ferry and get all the way back here for 5 p.m. start time for Game 7? Yeah, #### Pacific time.

 

[krista4]

Glad you made it safely, GBHJS.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Oh yeah, so now I have to climb a mountain on Sunday and then get out of the ####### forest and on a ####### ferry and get all the way back here for 5 p.m. start time for Game 7? Yeah, #### Pacific time.

skip the mountain

edit: or hopefully get a DVR at least

 

[Frostillicus]

Watching that movie where Ann Heche was kind of attractive.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Watching that movie where Ann Heche was kind of attractive.

Roger the Alien: I even watched the latest Meg Ryan movie where she played that burn victim.

Steve Smith: She never played a burn victim.

Roger the Alien: Oh, Meg, honey...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tanner, ready to fly in for beerhole? You're off in the summer, right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, ready to fly in for beerhole? You're off in the summer, right?

Nein. Summer school until July someteenth. Much sad. Always wanted to puke on the Fonzie statue.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tanner, ready to fly in for beerhole? You're off in the summer, right?

Nein. Summer school until July someteenth. Much sad. Always wanted to puke on the Fonzie statue.

want to come in for Bears/Bills?

 

[cosjobs]

There's a two hour Ron White Special on CMT.

I can't dvr it, but it gives me the option of starting at the beginning (on DTV). It also will not let me fast forward.

weird.

But Ron White is gdmf funny

 

[-fish-]

Watching that movie where Ann Heche was kind of attractive.

Was it when she went lesbian to be famous?

 

[1234]

How to make a huge mistake in one phone call...

My ex wife called to ask for a place to crash (we've been divorced 10 years so she must really be stuck)...while Miss and I are here. We've all been drinking.

I agreed to let her sleep here.

I had a run.

 

[1234]

K4>> Hawks

 

[1234]

Oh, side note...I met Tom Cruise yesterday. He's really weird.

 

[shuke]

How to make a huge mistake in one phone call...

My ex wife called to ask for a place to crash (we've been divorced 10 years so she must really be stuck)...while Miss and I are here. We've all been drinking.

I agreed to let her sleep here.

I had a run.

Oof

 

[1234]

How to make a huge mistake in one phone call...

My ex wife called to ask for a place to crash (we've been divorced 10 years so she must really be stuck)...while Miss and I are here. We've all been drinking.

I agreed to let her sleep here.

I had a run.

Oof

Do we have a buddy system in place here? If so, I might need a few buddies.

 

[-fish-]

How to make a huge mistake in one phone call...

My ex wife called to ask for a place to crash (we've been divorced 10 years so she must really be stuck)...while Miss and I are here. We've all been drinking.

I agreed to let her sleep here.

I had a run.

Oof

Do we have a buddy system in place here? If so, I might need a few buddies.

I'm free.

 

[1234]

How to make a huge mistake in one phone call...

My ex wife called to ask for a place to crash (we've been divorced 10 years so she must really be stuck)...while Miss and I are here. We've all been drinking.

I agreed to let her sleep here.

I had a run.

Oof

Do we have a buddy system in place here? If so, I might need a few buddies.

I'm free.

Oh, the irony.

 

[1234]

• -fish- can't receive any new messages. I always falls for the fake help.

 

[strykerpks]

What time you guys planning to drive through?

I might take Amtrack home Sunday night so I can work on Monday. I have Friday afternoon off so I could take the train up too if it's easier.

We'll pick you up on our drive Friday - it's free and on the way. If you stick around to Monday, we can drop you off... World Cup watchin' is gonna be fun

I'll stick around to watch the game on Sunday for sure.Just was trying to figure out Friday.

This bar should be no fun on Sunday

Are we playing real life werewolf at beerhole?

I like werewolf and no pun intended but I will stab anyone who tries.

Tanner, ready to fly in for beerhole? You're off in the summer, right?

Nein. Summer school until July someteenth. Much sad. Always wanted to puke on the Fonzie statue.

We'll do our best for at least one of us to do this in your honor

There's a two hour Ron White Special on CMT.

I can't dvr it, but it gives me the option of starting at the beginning (on DTV). It also will not let me fast forward.

weird.

But Ron White is gdmf funny

Tater-cos?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Where we drinking on Friday?

 

[-fish-]

• -fish- can't receive any new messages. I always falls for the fake help.

Can't figure out how to clear out inbox space on my phone

 

[strykerpks]

Where we drinking on Friday?

Everyone (but me) is downtown so we can gather just about anywhere. There is a small festival a few blocks from the Intercontinental called Bastille Days if people are interested

 

[strykerpks]

TPW 1234

 

[Drifter]

You guys have no idea how hard it is to be so freaking cool.

Our Junior level course will start with the first punk band to sell out before Green Day was the first punk band to sell out. They lacked the self destructive nature of the British rockers but they help transition Punk to 'Merica (even though chronologically they experienced the bulk of their success post the punk era) as we work our way towards California.

Start here

This is interesting if you skip halfway through

Still somewhat relevant into the Grunge era

The obligatory concert

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Thanks for ruining the thread, Otis.

Would it help if I started icing bros in here?

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I will do this to you one day....

 

[DA RAIDERS]

While I was driving today I wondered to myself, is doges pronounced with a hard G or soft G?

Soft I hope

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I started my long and illustrious history of finger banging on a marching band bus, actually true

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[DA RAIDERS]

This

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Is this a visit, or permanent move? Sorry if this has been covered. I thought about you the other day, I was going to suggest you get a job at Children's Hospital. So much hot tail there, young nurses, etc. But then I remembered about all the kids there.

How sick would a kid have to be to be out of bounds for Homer? Stage 4 cancer?

You know what they say. If the tumor ain't potrudin' then Homer is a' lubbin'

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[DA RAIDERS]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Godspeed on your journey.

Well kids, I'm outta here.

Alright alright alright.

I actually thought as I was leaving "If I die on the highway and that's my last post at footballguys, I'm totally okay with that.

Kinda disappointed it didn't happen that way.

I was gonna post, "don't post and drive", but figured that it prompt you to do just that.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Still hate Pacific time. Central is the way to go.

LINK

Eta: neat board

 

[DA RAIDERS]

It's a dedicated hipple...

Just sitting outside sipping a 2010 cotes du Rhone and enjoying a filet I just cooked on the weber grille (otislife)

Lady raiders is concerned that she's an alcoholic after her SLB vag head attempt and subsequent pass out, face plant, skid mark her whole face episode. some new info has come to light on said evening. I wasn't there for any of it, I was at work. Apparently, after her face plant, she tackled her BFF in the middle of the street, thank god Shelby wasn't on her way home!!

Lady raiders has no recollection of this Ronnie Lott move and it's bothering her deeply. She has since been diagnosed with a full on concussion and I told her to stop beating herself up and to learn from the event and move on.

We are attending a wedding tomorrow and I've told her to relax and have fun. Most of the road rash on her face is gone, so I won't have to hear about that #### as we get ready. still expecting a little woe is me BS, but hey, what can you do? Hopefully, she'll chill out, have some fun and #### my brains out when we get home.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Oh yeah, so now I have to climb a mountain on Sunday and then get out of the ####### forest and on a ####### ferry and get all the way back here for 5 p.m. start time for Game 7? Yeah, #### Pacific time.

3pm would have been better somehow??

Disclosure: I used to love it when I lived on St. John and the west coast games started at 11pm. MNF started at 10pm. A night owls dream!!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Oh yeah, so now I have to climb a mountain on Sunday and then get out of the ####### forest and on a ####### ferry and get all the way back here for 5 p.m. start time for Game 7? Yeah, #### Pacific time.

skip the mountainedit: or hopefully get a DVR at least

This is a great idea. Just DVR it. Enjoy your day. Turn your phone/radio/tv off, make an epic dinner and enjoy the game. I love doing this.

 

[Otis]

9 hour update?

Otis sucks.

But that's not really new

Werewolf comparisons have been the one thing that universally upsets everyone here (except the guys who played it)

http://media.giphy.com/media/11a7MCVHtL1nxu/giphy.gif

 

[Otis]

9 hour update?

Otis likes balls and loves werewolfBobby Sac is sad

Bobby Layne ratted out a scummy cab driver

How do you pronounce doge?

Our Hawks are winning

4. I used to say it like it rhymes with "pogue" but I've switched to "dough-j" like eyetalian king-type dude.

I consider Tanner the expert on this subject. And he's a teacher. And he pronounces it the way I would, if I ever found myself needing to say the word out loud.

Resolution passed.

 

[Osaurus]

Are folks waking up or going to sleep?

 

[Otis]

Are folks waking up or going to sleep?

Very baby

So crying

Much early

 

[Osaurus]

Are folks waking up or going to sleep?

Very baby

So crying

Much early

So understand

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Much drinking

Extra enjoy

Much chilling

Sleep soon

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Are folks waking up or going to sleep?

Shocking I know, but "waking up" over here.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Is this a visit, or permanent move? Sorry if this has been covered.

I thought about you the other day, I was going to suggest you get a job at Children's Hospital. So much hot tail there, young nurses, etc. But then I remembered about all the kids there.

This might be my favorite post ever.

 

[YSR]

This damn kid is still breached. Wife is somewhere between 32-34 weeks depending on who you ask. She's deathly afraid of IVs let alone a C-section. Plus she has malignant hypothermia which means certain anesthesia can't be used. She may freak if she needs the knife. She did say that if she has a c-section, she's done having kids though. So I have that going for me.

Sucks about the anesthesia, but I wouldn't worry about the baby being breech right now. I'm no expert, but I think I remember from childbirth class that babies pretty much hang out feet first until they start to be ready to be born. Meaning your boy will likely turn himself in the next two weeks and chill out head down until it's time. That's what happened with kid #1 here. Kid #2 is all over the place. He's been feet down in a couple of ultrasounds and head down in a couple. Heck, just this morning as I was trying to sleep, I think he did some of Guster's reiki #### so there is no telling what position he's in now.

So don't stress about this. Yet.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Is this a visit, or permanent move? Sorry if this has been covered.

I thought about you the other day, I was going to suggest you get a job at Children's Hospital. So much hot tail there, young nurses, etc. But then I remembered about all the kids there.

This might be my favorite post ever.

When I was in Columbus, Children's Hospital was a big client of ours and for a few months per year I would have to go there pretty much every day. Head on a swivel at all times...so much talent it was almost disconcerting.

And the staff was pretty hot too. HEYYYOOOOO!!!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

This damn kid is still breached. Wife is somewhere between 32-34 weeks depending on who you ask. She's deathly afraid of IVs let alone a C-section. Plus she has malignant hypothermia which means certain anesthesia can't be used. She may freak if she needs the knife. She did say that if she has a c-section, she's done having kids though. So I have that going for me.

Sucks about the anesthesia, but I wouldn't worry about the baby being breech right now. I'm no expert, but I think I remember from childbirth class that babies pretty much hang out feet first until they start to be ready to be born. Meaning your boy will likely turn himself in the next two weeks and chill out head down until it's time. That's what happened with kid #1 here. Kid #2 is all over the place. He's been feet down in a couple of ultrasounds and head down in a couple. Heck, just this morning as I was trying to sleep, I think he did some of Guster's reiki #### so there is no telling what position he's in now.So don't stress about this. Yet.

It's almost like he's cuddling her stomach, if that makes any sense. He's also apparently 4lbs already. This ####in guy.

 

[General Malaise]

Where we drinking on Friday?

EVERYWHERE!

 

[Guster]

i rest my case (play the
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