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[DA RAIDERS]

It's a dedicated hipple...

Just sitting outside sipping a 2010 cotes du Rhone and enjoying a filet I just cooked on the weber grille (otislife)

Lady raiders is concerned that she's an alcoholic after her SLB vag head attempt and subsequent pass out, face plant, skid mark her whole face episode. some new info has come to light on said evening. I wasn't there for any of it, I was at work. Apparently, after her face plant, she tackled her BFF in the middle of the street, thank god Shelby wasn't on her way home!!

Lady raiders has no recollection of this Ronnie Lott move and it's bothering her deeply. She has since been diagnosed with a full on concussion and I told her to stop beating herself up and to learn from the event and move on.

We are attending a wedding tomorrow and I've told her to relax and have fun. Most of the road rash on her face is gone, so I won't have to hear about that #### as we get ready. still expecting a little woe is me BS, but hey, what can you do? Hopefully, she'll chill out, have some fun and #### my brains out when we get home.

well, wife is at the store because she has 'nothing' to wear. unreal.

oh, and she was crying in the shower because she feels like #### about the other day and doesn't want to go because of the road rash on her face. most of which is healed/barely noticeable. she worked all week, not sure what the big deal is.....the biggest strawberry on her forehead can be covered by her hair, which is what she did at work this week.

aaaaaaand she doesn't want to drink and i'm feeling slightly guilty that i may start now....

and bob, i like being married, so yea, no pics

 

[Ignoramus]

It's a dedicated hipple...

Just sitting outside sipping a 2010 cotes du Rhone and enjoying a filet I just cooked on the weber grille (otislife)

Lady raiders is concerned that she's an alcoholic after her SLB vag head attempt and subsequent pass out, face plant, skid mark her whole face episode. some new info has come to light on said evening. I wasn't there for any of it, I was at work. Apparently, after her face plant, she tackled her BFF in the middle of the street, thank god Shelby wasn't on her way home!!

Lady raiders has no recollection of this Ronnie Lott move and it's bothering her deeply. She has since been diagnosed with a full on concussion and I told her to stop beating herself up and to learn from the event and move on.

We are attending a wedding tomorrow and I've told her to relax and have fun. Most of the road rash on her face is gone, so I won't have to hear about that #### as we get ready. still expecting a little woe is me BS, but hey, what can you do? Hopefully, she'll chill out, have some fun and #### my brains out when we get home.

well, wife is at the store because she has 'nothing' to wear. unreal. oh, and she was crying in the shower because she feels like #### about the other day and doesn't want to go because of the road rash on her face. most of which is healed/barely noticeable. she worked all week, not sure what the big deal is.....the biggest strawberry on her forehead can be covered by her hair, which is what she did at work this week.

aaaaaaand she doesn't want to drink and i'm feeling slightly guilty that i may start now....

and bob, i like being married, so yea, no pics

Sounds blissful.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's a dedicated hipple...

Just sitting outside sipping a 2010 cotes du Rhone and enjoying a filet I just cooked on the weber grille (otislife)

Lady raiders is concerned that she's an alcoholic after her SLB vag head attempt and subsequent pass out, face plant, skid mark her whole face episode. some new info has come to light on said evening. I wasn't there for any of it, I was at work. Apparently, after her face plant, she tackled her BFF in the middle of the street, thank god Shelby wasn't on her way home!!

Lady raiders has no recollection of this Ronnie Lott move and it's bothering her deeply. She has since been diagnosed with a full on concussion and I told her to stop beating herself up and to learn from the event and move on.

We are attending a wedding tomorrow and I've told her to relax and have fun. Most of the road rash on her face is gone, so I won't have to hear about that #### as we get ready. still expecting a little woe is me BS, but hey, what can you do? Hopefully, she'll chill out, have some fun and #### my brains out when we get home.

1. well, wife is at the store because she has 'nothing' to wear. unreal.

oh, and she was crying in the shower because she feels like #### about the other day and doesn't want to go because of the road rash on her face. most of which is healed/barely noticeable. she worked all week, not sure what the big deal is.....the biggest strawberry on her forehead can be covered by her hair, which is what she did at work this week.

aaaaaaand she doesn't want to drink and i'm feeling slightly guilty that 2. i may start now....

and bob,3. i like being married, so yea, 4. no pics

1. That sucks GB.

2. Atta boy

3. Really?

4.

 

[Zow]

Hey tanner I almost accidentally took the Bakersfield exit like ten minutes ago.

Consider yourself lucky

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The boys are staying at my parents tonight. Or something. All I know is I don't have to take care of them. Anyhoo, we are going to a GB's surprise 40th wedding anniversary party at a (his) bar but have also been invited to meet some other friends at another bar. Can't decide if we should do both. Thoughts?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i love you ####ers.

and yes, i like being married....

 

[DA RAIDERS]

bob,

do you really want some yayo?

 

[bentley]

Some poor ******* friends of ours just had their first baby at the age of 40. Angrywife is over there visiting. It gives me the shakes even thinking about having a newborn.

 

[Ignoramus]

We have two wiener dogs. One of them we got as a puppy and the other we "rescued" from a trailer park when she was four or five. She was used as a breeding bee-hotch and had probably never been to the vet before we got her. Sweetest little dog, but she has some kind of twisted Pavlovian response. Every time I open a bottled beer she goes outside. It's raining and thundering outside right now, but sure enough, I pop a brew and she makes a bee-line for the doggie door. She doesn't cower or anything, just goes outside and then comes right back in. Cracks me up.

 

[Ignoramus]

"Houston, we have a problem" references will never, ever, ever get old.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

bob,

do you really want some yayo?

You don't think that every single day of my life I want to do coke? But I can't because I have PTA tomorrow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We have two wiener dogs. One of them we got as a puppy and the other we "rescued" from a trailer park when she was four or five. She was used as a breeding bee-hotch and had probably never been to the vet before we got her. Sweetest little dog, but she has some kind of twisted Pavlovian response. Every time I open a bottled beer she goes outside. It's raining and thundering outside right now, but sure enough, I pop a brew and she makes a bee-line for the doggie door. She doesn't cower or anything, just goes outside and then comes right back in. Cracks me up.

Good for you and

Some poor ******* friends of ours just had their first baby at the age of 40. Angrywife is over there visiting. It gives me the shakes even thinking about having a newborn.

Got some major schadenfreude going on now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just kidding, I don't have PTA.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

so, yes?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Like a boss?

http://www.wesh.com/image/view/-/26247910/medRes/2/-/maxh/358/maxw/538/-/n2p6hb/-/Best-shot---bear-lies-down-in-hammock-jpg.jpg

 

[bentley]

Can someone fax me some greenies?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, I joined an all-ages co-ed ultimate frisbee team for the exercise. Slap it high?

An exercise you will. The best thing about ultimate frisbee is you can use the disc to puke in.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bar #2 of a Youngstown bar crawl. After the two bars I was at earlier.

Been more social in the last 4 hours than I've been in the last 4 months. WHEEEEE!!!!

Ps duh-RUNK!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We have two wiener dogs. One of them we got as a puppy and the other we "rescued" from a trailer park when she was four or five. She was used as a breeding bee-hotch and had probably never been to the vet before we got her. Sweetest little dog, but she has some kind of twisted Pavlovian response. Every time I open a bottled beer she goes outside. It's raining and thundering outside right now, but sure enough, I pop a brew and she makes a bee-line for the doggie door. She doesn't cower or anything, just goes outside and then comes right back in. Cracks me up.

Carolina Hustler's dog hides under the bed whenever it smells peanut butter or hears a zipper unzip.

 

[-fish-]

Knuckles quit drinking. That's gonna limit her entertainment value..

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bar #2 of a Youngstown bar crawl. After the two bars I was at earlier.

Been more social in the last 4 hours than I've been in the last 4 months. WHEEEEE!!!!

Ps duh-RUNK!

How am I supposed to have you paged at random bars if you don't let me know you're going out.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Second MLB at bat and Taveras CRUSHES it. Truck

OUR GUY!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Second MLB at bat and Taveras CRUSHES it. Truck

OUR GUY!

We did it!!!

 

[BobbyLayne]

I wish there was a dislike button.

I recently discovered (accidentally) you can unlike a previous like. Lot of possibilities there.

Like - pysch! Not really.

Out of likes? NP

Oh, I like THIS better than THAT.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Revolting Children is worse than It's a small small world. Gonna be stuck in my head for days.

 

[Ignoramus]

We have two wiener dogs. One of them we got as a puppy and the other we "rescued" from a trailer park when she was four or five. She was used as a breeding bee-hotch and had probably never been to the vet before we got her. Sweetest little dog, but she has some kind of twisted Pavlovian response. Every time I open a bottled beer she goes outside. It's raining and thundering outside right now, but sure enough, I pop a brew and she makes a bee-line for the doggie door. She doesn't cower or anything, just goes outside and then comes right back in. Cracks me up.

Carolina Hustler's dog hides under the bed whenever it smells peanut butter or hears a zipper unzip.

Yeah when I first typed that up, I left out the fact that we got her when she was already growed. Sounds pretty bad when you say that your dog runs away when you open a drink.

 

[Frostillicus]

New liquor store just opened by me. They have Brooklyn Brewing products. Pretty fired up about this.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Random conversations the last two days with Joe Pisarcik, Anthony Weiner and Alan Muraoka (owns Hooper's Store in Sesame Street). I feel like Navin R. Johnson.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Never let your friends label your moving boxes.

 

[Henry Ford]

Scale of 1-10, how gay is letting your wife put a shirt on your dog?

 

[YSR]

Scale of 1-10, how gay is letting your wife put a shirt on your dog?

Liberace putting his jeans in the freezer.

 

[Henry Ford]

Scale of 1-10, how gay is letting your wife put a shirt on your dog?

Liberace putting his jeans in the freezer.

Even if the shirt has a football logo on it?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

New liquor store just opened by me. They have Brooklyn Brewing products. Pretty fired up about this.

Proud of you

 

[Otis]

Mini Cooper?

Just saw a hipster mom with two girls in the backseat of her convertible Cooper. Actually true.Pretty sure we have ex-MC owners in GMTAN.

Loved mine. Great car. Otis is a big dude and people always had a good laugh at that thought, but they're actually super spacious inside. More so than many other bigger cars.

 

[Otis]

New liquor store just opened by me. They have Brooklyn Brewing products. Pretty fired up about this.

Brooklyn Brown Ale is one of my favorites. Big Brooklyn fan all around.

 

[Otis]

Some poor ******* friends of ours just had their first baby at the age of 40. Angrywife is over there visiting. It gives me the shakes even thinking about having a newborn.

Seriously.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Drinking has commenced

 

[mr. furley]

Tanner, ready to fly in for beerhole? You're off in the summer, right?

Nein. Summer school until July someteenth. Much sad. Always wanted to puke on the Fonzie statue.

Milwaukeeans will stab for less

 

[mr. furley]

i #### you negatory

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Some poor ******* friends of ours just had their first baby at the age of 40. Angrywife is over there visiting. It gives me the shakes even thinking about having a newborn.

Seriously.

I was 39 (she was 33) with our first - and then adopted at 45. It's great! We had our wild days for quite awhile prior to kids - I don't think I would have been ready earlier, but that's just me. It is kind of weird that most of my friends are a few years older and have grandkids older than my youngest.

 

[Osaurus]

Stocked up on a seasonal beer today for when I can drink again.

 

[Abraham]

The Dowling family that thinks I am related to them just sent me pictures of my "cousin" or "nephew" at his 12th birthday. Any suggestions on replying?

 

[Frostillicus]

New liquor store just opened by me. They have Brooklyn Brewing products. Pretty fired up about this.

Proud of you

Way better bourbon selection too. Plus they gave me a discount card where any time I buy 2 things I get 5% off.

 

[Frostillicus]

New liquor store just opened by me. They have Brooklyn Brewing products. Pretty fired up about this.

Brooklyn Brown Ale is one of my favorites. Big Brooklyn fan all around.

New liquor store just opened by me. They have Brooklyn Brewing products. Pretty fired up about this.

Brooklyn Brown Ale is one of my favorites. Big Brooklyn fan all around.

Ridiculously excited about this.

 

[mr. furley]

i don't know why but

tdubdizzle says:May 31, 2014 3:19 PM

I don’t know anything about the man and I have never heard of him before but I like the way he responds to adversity.

Being a Fantasy Football General Manager I know it takes a lot of Will and dedication to be good in the NFL.

Marcus Smith has just that.

 

[Frostillicus]

Neat board.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

New liquor store just opened by me. They have Brooklyn Brewing products. Pretty fired up about this.

Brooklyn Brown Ale is one of my favorites. Big Brooklyn fan all around.

New liquor store just opened by me. They have Brooklyn Brewing products. Pretty fired up about this.

Brooklyn Brown Ale is one of my favorites. Big Brooklyn fan all around.

Ridiculously excited about this.

It shows in your posts.

 

[Abraham]

i don't know why but

tdubdizzle says:May 31, 2014 3:19 PM



I dont know anything about the man and I have never heard of him before but I like the way he responds to adversity.

Being a Fantasy Football General Manager I know it takes a lot of Will and dedication to be good in the NFL.

Marcus Smith has just that.

Sensational.

 

[bentley]

The Dowling family that thinks I am related to them just sent me pictures of my "cousin" or "nephew" at his 12th birthday. Any suggestions on replying?

Did this Dowling family live in a single wide trailer in Gainesville, Texas that was blown away in a tornado about 15 years ago? Because I know those guys. Played little league together and they had one of those giant satellite dishes where you could watch the scrambled dirty movies way back in the 80s.

 

[krista4]

Somehow, some way, the Aladdin Motor Inn has managed to be worse than I expected.