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Guster
Footballguy
Pretty sure that's the third time I've posted that same phrase... But this time I mean it!
And I just finally got to meet her! Did she ever send the pic we took? I thought her friend was decently cute.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
I feel bad for those of you with crappy family. 90% of my family is awesome and I don't know how I'd make it without them.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Dylan was at a Scout camp tonight. One of the dad's, Forrest, (obviously a nefariously fellow) brought him home.
Me: Dyl, did you have fun?
Dylan: It was great! We shot BB guns!!
Me: Let me get you dinner....
With my help he makes himself a bologna sandwich, oranges and yogurt. We sit outside while he eats. He notices I'm not eating and offers me half of his sandwich even though he's still hungry.
Dyl: Where's the ball you caught today? I saw you on TV at the Cardinal game
Me: Man, stupid ball hit my hand and bent my finger back. Too sweaty I guess. I should have used two hands like I taught you.
Dyl: That's okay daddy, maybe next time.
You should have used two hands though.
Then:
Dyl: Daddy, how is there a blueberry plant? You need a seed right? How do you get a seed if there isn't a plant to start with?
Me: :Try explaining evolution to a 7 yo:
Dyl: I don't understand... lightening bug!!!!
Next
Dyl: I found a slide that somebody threw away. Daddy, is there a place maybe where I can clean this up and trade it for a new guitar?
Then he asked about Mars which is prominent in the sky. He knew that it is basically red dust and how there used to (probably) have water on there. Little dude is smart. He shot BB guns!!!
He asked to sleep with me tonight like I let him two nights ago. ####er flops around like a giant tuna out of water. Plus he has his mother's talent on tickling the bottom of my feet while he sleeps. F that noise.
ETA
Dylan is the perfect soldier which scares me a bit. He'll do anything you ask of him without complaint. It's awesome as a parent but I'm drilling into his head that he shouldn't be that way.
Me: Dyl, did you have fun?
Dylan: It was great! We shot BB guns!!
Me: Let me get you dinner....
With my help he makes himself a bologna sandwich, oranges and yogurt. We sit outside while he eats. He notices I'm not eating and offers me half of his sandwich even though he's still hungry.
Dyl: Where's the ball you caught today? I saw you on TV at the Cardinal game
Me: Man, stupid ball hit my hand and bent my finger back. Too sweaty I guess. I should have used two hands like I taught you.
Dyl: That's okay daddy, maybe next time.
You should have used two hands though.Then:
Dyl: Daddy, how is there a blueberry plant? You need a seed right? How do you get a seed if there isn't a plant to start with?
Me: :Try explaining evolution to a 7 yo:
Dyl: I don't understand... lightening bug!!!!
Next
Dyl: I found a slide that somebody threw away. Daddy, is there a place maybe where I can clean this up and trade it for a new guitar?
Then he asked about Mars which is prominent in the sky. He knew that it is basically red dust and how there used to (probably) have water on there. Little dude is smart. He shot BB guns!!!
He asked to sleep with me tonight like I let him two nights ago. ####er flops around like a giant tuna out of water. Plus he has his mother's talent on tickling the bottom of my feet while he sleeps. F that noise.
ETA
Dylan is the perfect soldier which scares me a bit. He'll do anything you ask of him without complaint. It's awesome as a parent but I'm drilling into his head that he shouldn't be that way.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Sounds like a great time, GB.Dylan was at a Scout camp tonight. One of the dad's, Forrest, (obviously a nefariously fellow) brought him home.
Me: Dyl, did you have fun?
Dylan: It was great! We shot BB guns!!
Me: Let me get you dinner....
With my help he makes himself a bologna sandwich, oranges and yogurt. We sit outside while he eats. He notices I'm not eating and offers me half of his sandwich even though he's still hungry.
Dyl: Where's the ball you caught today? I saw you on TV at the Cardinal game
Me: Man, stupid ball hit my hand and bent my finger back. Too sweaty I guess. I should have used two hands like I taught you.
Dyl: That's okay daddy, maybe next time.
Then:
Dyl: Daddy, how is there a blueberry plant? You need a seed right? How do you get a seed if there isn't a plant to start with?
Me: :Try explaining evolution to a 7 yo:
Dyl: I don't understand... lightening bug!!!!
Next
Dyl: I found a slide that somebody threw away. Daddy, is there a place maybe where I can clean this up and trade it for a new guitar?
Then he asked about Mars which is prominent in the sky. He knew that it is basically red dust and how there used to (probably) have water on there. Little dude is smart. He shot BB guns!!!
He asked to sleep with me tonight like I let him two nights ago. ####er flops around like a giant tuna out of water. Plus he has his mother's talent on tickling the bottom of my feet while he sleeps. F that noise.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Not that first quote. Neat board.Sounds like a great time, GB.Dylan was at a Scout camp tonight. One of the dad's, Forrest, (obviously a nefariously fellow) brought him home.
Me: Dyl, did you have fun?
Dylan: It was great! We shot BB guns!!
Me: Let me get you dinner....
With my help he makes himself a bologna sandwich, oranges and yogurt. We sit outside while he eats. He notices I'm not eating and offers me half of his sandwich even though he's still hungry.
Dyl: Where's the ball you caught today? I saw you on TV at the Cardinal game
Me: Man, stupid ball hit my hand and bent my finger back. Too sweaty I guess. I should have used two hands like I taught you.
Dyl: That's okay daddy, maybe next time.
Then:
Dyl: Daddy, how is there a blueberry plant? You need a seed right? How do you get a seed if there isn't a plant to start with?
Me: :Try explaining evolution to a 7 yo:
Dyl: I don't understand... lightening bug!!!!
Next
Dyl: I found a slide that somebody threw away. Daddy, is there a place maybe where I can clean this up and trade it for a new guitar?
Then he asked about Mars which is prominent in the sky. He knew that it is basically red dust and how there used to (probably) have water on there. Little dude is smart. He shot BB guns!!!
He asked to sleep with me tonight like I let him two nights ago. ####er flops around like a giant tuna out of water. Plus he has his mother's talent on tickling the bottom of my feet while he sleeps. F that noise.
bentley
Footballguy
Abe> Family drama is the suck. We need to set us up a lunch again sometime. I'll come your way.
Bob> I will have to admit enjoying Silver Dollar City in Branson is pretty much the only thing you could do outside of being a pederast that would convince me you aren't the coolest guy in the world.
Bob> I will have to admit enjoying Silver Dollar City in Branson is pretty much the only thing you could do outside of being a pederast that would convince me you aren't the coolest guy in the world.
proninja
Footballguy
I'm only going to read Bob and half of Bentley's posts about parenting for the next six months. That sounds pretty great.Dylan was at a Scout camp tonight. One of the dad's, Forrest, (obviously a nefariously fellow) brought him home.
Me: Dyl, did you have fun?
Dylan: It was great! We shot BB guns!!
Me: Let me get you dinner....
With my help he makes himself a bologna sandwich, oranges and yogurt. We sit outside while he eats. He notices I'm not eating and offers me half of his sandwich even though he's still hungry.
Dyl: Where's the ball you caught today? I saw you on TV at the Cardinal game
Me: Man, stupid ball hit my hand and bent my finger back. Too sweaty I guess. I should have used two hands like I taught you.
Dyl: That's okay daddy, maybe next time.
Then:
Dyl: Daddy, how is there a blueberry plant? You need a seed right? How do you get a seed if there isn't a plant to start with?
Me: :Try explaining evolution to a 7 yo:
Dyl: I don't understand... lightening bug!!!!
Next
Dyl: I found a slide that somebody threw away. Daddy, is there a place maybe where I can clean this up and trade it for a new guitar?
Then he asked about Mars which is prominent in the sky. He knew that it is basically red dust and how there used to (probably) have water on there. Little dude is smart. He shot BB guns!!!
He asked to sleep with me tonight like I let him two nights ago. ####er flops around like a giant tuna out of water. Plus he has his mother's talent on tickling the bottom of my feet while he sleeps. F that noise.
ETA
Dylan is the perfect soldier which scares me a bit. He'll do anything you ask of him without complaint. It's awesome as a parent but I'm drilling into his head that he shouldn't be that way.
Guster
Footballguy
Yeah, I'll send you the pic.
And I just finally got to meet her! Did she ever send the pic we took? I thought her friend was decently cute.
Guster
Footballguy
FYI - her friend is the perfect barometer of drunkenness. If you think she looks cute, it's time to slow down...Yeah, I'll send you the pic.
And I just finally got to meet her! Did she ever send the pic we took? I thought her friend was decently cute.
Holy #### I was mistaken.FYI - her friend is the perfect barometer of drunkenness. If you think she looks cute, it's time to slow down...Yeah, I'll send you the pic.
And I just finally got to meet her! Did she ever send the pic we took? I thought her friend was decently cute.
In my defense I had consumed enough substances to make HJS buzzed.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Thanks to you GB, Frosty & Proninja.
It was amusement park heaven. It wasn't searing hot and no lines.
Cal is so quick witted and funny. I tell Mrs. SLB to pull into the nearest gas station for some beer which she does. In the parking lot were a bunch of bikers. Cal says "The guys look pretty mean, we shouldn't go in here". I tell him it's fine and he replies " I don't think these guys are worried that there might be a blood thirsty gang traveling around in a maroon minivan."
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Nice to have you back bob!
My daughter made an awesome, huge, trap today. It's like the one in the game, mousetrap.
My uncle gave her this tent like thing for infants at the park. It's about 4 feet tall and 5 feet wide at the base, made of mesh and tent poles. There is no bottom. It's currently suspended in the air about 6 feet up hanging from a tree in our back yard. The "trigger" is a long rope tied of to her little bench about 15 feet away. It works perfectly. Someone walks under it, release the rope, and BOOM, TRAPPED!!
My daughter made an awesome, huge, trap today. It's like the one in the game, mousetrap.
My uncle gave her this tent like thing for infants at the park. It's about 4 feet tall and 5 feet wide at the base, made of mesh and tent poles. There is no bottom. It's currently suspended in the air about 6 feet up hanging from a tree in our back yard. The "trigger" is a long rope tied of to her little bench about 15 feet away. It works perfectly. Someone walks under it, release the rope, and BOOM, TRAPPED!!
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
mr roboto
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure he basically crashed.
Abraham
Footballguy
Talked to my close friend who is an ER doc about that. He basically said that, yeah, sometimes they don't have a clue. For all of our progress in medicine we only have the tip of the iceberg figured out when it comes to the human body. I too wish i hadn't read that, but not near as much as I wish that thread had never had to be started in the first place.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
mr roboto
Footballguy
I'm not going to re-read that but IIRC his heart stopped and the only way to keep him going was to keep doing compressions.ETA - the relevant details from his account, in spoilers so you all can skip it...
This went on for over an hour, until we were told that the amount of drugs in his body were not survivable. It would take weeks to get them out of his body, he could not produce his own heart beat between compressions, and that is before the reality that he still had whatever it was that caused this.
So they turned him to us and we said our goodbyes.
So they turned him to us and we said our goodbyes.
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Abraham
Footballguy
social media!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Damn Shuke, I don't embellish anything. WTF
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
There were 4 boys sitting behind us, probably 15-16, the one caught it. It was his birthday. They were all pissing excited. He thought it hit the ground, nope.
Apparently my kid saw me on camera f it up.
Apparently my kid saw me on camera f it up.
bentley
Footballguy
We're putting our house on the market next week. AngryWife is moderately insane about it. Like on Monday she both screamed at me for a half hour and cried for a half hour when I got home from the bar after watching the US game. Her big concern is that we don't actually have anywhere to go. Realtor keeps sending us lots of good places in Abe's neck of the woods but I can't live in the middle of ####### nowhere. Luckily PRchick has been there before and understands my position.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Bent, we have room at my place...for angrywife
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
So I ended up taking these back, I took mine down and we hired a guy to paint them.
He was here today while I was at work. I come home and there is blue paint all over the ####ing driveway. I guess he oversprayed quite a bit. When my wife asked him about it he said, "it'll come off".
She paid him and we hadn't signed a contract, so I figured I was SOL. I tried with my electric power washer, got some areas off but not others. Was pissed. Then my wife tells me that I guess he forgot his paint shoes so his feet were all blue, and he asked if he could wash them in our tub. And she let him, in our kids' bathroom. Sigh.
Also, my neighbor told me she saw him carry a 5 gallon bucket down the street and dump it in the sewer. Maybe this was from washing his sprayer? All I know is that the curb and sewer are all blue.
This guy assumes he's getting hired for all our interior work. I don't think so. I emailed him expressing my disappointment, he's coming out next week with his commercial power washer.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
kevzilla
Footballguy
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Serious question about the Redskins thing: How is Chief Wahoo getting a pass in all of this?
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Celph Titled
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Scully and the Beatles both being garbage are probably the two least-popular opinions I hold. Kind of bored even trying to discuss either at this point.
-fish-
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
They recently sold their house. It was their first home, the place they brought their kids home to, and somewhere they'd been for about a decade. We are pretty much in the exact same situation. We are also using the same realtor.There's nothing weird about that.
Abraham
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
You don't say.
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