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Bob Sacamano
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WTF?
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
You soccer fans are a feisty bunch...yeesh
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Steve Smith: Hey, Roger, a missing remote. Looks like another case for...
Steve Smith, Roger: [both] Wheels and the Legman!
Klaus: Enough!
Roger: What the hell's your problem?
Klaus: Every "Wheels and the Legman" is the same. You pick a boring case, you bicker, then you solve it. The solution usually being that Roger is the culprit.
Roger: It's true. I've got the remote right here.
Steve Smith, Roger: [both] Wheels and the Legman!
Klaus: Enough!
Roger: What the hell's your problem?
Klaus: Every "Wheels and the Legman" is the same. You pick a boring case, you bicker, then you solve it. The solution usually being that Roger is the culprit.
Roger: It's true. I've got the remote right here.
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Guster
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
I was watching a stream in the office which was probably 60-90 seconds behind. Actually had no idea Algeria was about to get the garbage time goal like 2 seconds (delay time) after I hit enter.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Another addition to your bingo cards.
MC Gas Cap's comic drawings.
MC Gas Cap's comic drawings.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
BOC mailed
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Bread too.
Bucky86
Footballguy
Nothing worse than air. It's disgusting.
bostonfred
Footballguy
And argentinian malbecs grown in high pH soil between 2004 and 2007. Icky.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Had to put Junior the Cat down today. He had acute kidney failure. Only had him here for about 6 weeks. Mata's had him for over a decade and she's wrecked over it. Doc - pretty, Taylor Swiftish-looking - was pretty blunt about his chances.
TWP to roboto & Sac & everyone else.
TWP to roboto & Sac & everyone else.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Got a faux ginger waiting on me tonight. She looks exactly like krista, I assume.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Surprised and disappointed that I didn't get a call from Bakersfield while I was working last night. 
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
You didn't even know about the ginger waitress when you typed this. No need for thoprawishes for that. I'll survive.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Sorry man.
Perhaps posting pics of the doc would make you feel better?
Also, how's your mom doing?
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Didn't think to take a pic.
My mom is doing ok, thanks. Gonna finalize Dad's obit tomorrow morning.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Mostly venting because this infuriates me, but I know we have a lot of lawyers in here so if anyone has advice I'll pass it along..
My little sister got arrested over the weekend. She was driving from Houston back to Dallas after visiting family. Got pulled over by a state trooper in a small town around 5PM in broad daylight. Cop said he pulled her over because she didn't have a front license plate. Then he told her that he smelled marijuana and had probable cause to search her car. She told me she tried weed once a decade ago and hasn't smoked it since. She is not the drug taking type. He had her get out and placed her in handcuffs. She said he went through every little nook and cranny of her car, attempting to locate any fake doors or hiding spots. After coming up empty he searched the trunk, and found a bottle of anti-depressant medicine prescribed to my mom. Arrested, booked, spent all evening in jail and got out late at night.
She said from the very beginning of the encounter that the cop had an attitude and was being extremely rude. To me it's just insane that a cop has the authority to stop a car for such a BS reason, make up a complete lie about smelling marijuana, and then spend so much time completely searching an innocent person's vehicle. Apparently the charge is worse than a DWI. Surely that won't stick though, right? I mean good grief she had a bottle of anti-depressant pills prescribed to another family member in a bag in the trunk, it's not like it was Xanax or Hydro-codeine or anything nefarious.
The more I think about it the angrier I get.
My little sister got arrested over the weekend. She was driving from Houston back to Dallas after visiting family. Got pulled over by a state trooper in a small town around 5PM in broad daylight. Cop said he pulled her over because she didn't have a front license plate. Then he told her that he smelled marijuana and had probable cause to search her car. She told me she tried weed once a decade ago and hasn't smoked it since. She is not the drug taking type. He had her get out and placed her in handcuffs. She said he went through every little nook and cranny of her car, attempting to locate any fake doors or hiding spots. After coming up empty he searched the trunk, and found a bottle of anti-depressant medicine prescribed to my mom. Arrested, booked, spent all evening in jail and got out late at night.
She said from the very beginning of the encounter that the cop had an attitude and was being extremely rude. To me it's just insane that a cop has the authority to stop a car for such a BS reason, make up a complete lie about smelling marijuana, and then spend so much time completely searching an innocent person's vehicle. Apparently the charge is worse than a DWI. Surely that won't stick though, right? I mean good grief she had a bottle of anti-depressant pills prescribed to another family member in a bag in the trunk, it's not like it was Xanax or Hydro-codeine or anything nefarious.
The more I think about it the angrier I get.
YSR
Footballguy
Not far off. Madisonville, just a little further south on 45.
I told her to talk to a lawyer ASAP. I feel bad that this will likely end up being expensive for her.
I'm curious if there is anything that can be done to the trooper or are they pretty much untouchable? It was obvious that the marijuana thing was complete bull####. What's the point of having rights at all if any cop can always just claim they smell weed and instantly have access to your entire vehicle? So crazy.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Sucks, Uni.
The Drug War comes to the GMTAN.
The Drug War comes to the GMTAN.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
I don't know the specifics. My mom was recently admitted to the hospital and my sister somehow took possession of them at that time. Sister works in a pharmacy and I believe was going to properly dispose of them. She told the officer that and he had none of it.
Maybe I'm naive and sister was doing something wrong. But knowing her as I do, I don't think she had any ill intentions regarding the medicine.
mr. furley
Footballguy
proninja
Footballguy
Henry Ford
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Abraham
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
I know we're talking Texas but if that were here the conversation wouldn't center on how to get her off but how much to sue.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
So as much fun as it was to call the intern's mom to let her know her son is a thief and an addict, my boss has an more joyful task tomorrow. He's driving to Philly for an intervention with the father.
(intern is the CEO's nephew)
Oh, and he looks like a band member, but actually he was all-conference WR & sprinter. Still can't wrap my head around a kid from that kind of background shooting up.
(intern is the CEO's nephew)
Oh, and he looks like a band member, but actually he was all-conference WR & sprinter. Still can't wrap my head around a kid from that kind of background shooting up.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I think the only one I thought was decent was Eminence. But just because it was a cobra in a hat. So stupid.
My power is out. #### this.
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