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Josie Maran said:
Guster said:
so the girl usually walks to work every morning, but was tired today and she's on my way to work, so I picked her up (w/ a latte from Starbucks) and dropped her off to save her some time.

i just went out to lunch with a friend and she happened to go to the same place with one of her coworkers.

i'm picking her up from work at 3:30 today for a "doctor's appointment" that happens to be at the local soccer bar, where her friends will be holding down a table for us.

fun day with lots of little bits of unexpected fun extra time with her :thumbup:
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
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strykerpks said:
Whorish guster is my favorite guster :kicksrock:
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Bob Sacamano said:
Congratulations you poor, dumb *******.
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:lmao: :lmao:

 
FDAS said:
4 day update, anyone?
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-Tec, roboto, Uruk, and Mata could all use thoprawishes, some for humans, some for pets, and some for poosays

-Guster's getting married soon. He just doesn't know it yet.

-Da Raiders is off to get some ### from a married woman

-krista's now,as peens would say, a Gaaari

-bentley, cos, shuke, kev, and binky played hide the sausage at the oaks. Still trying to validate if they rubbed balloons all over kev's head to charge cos' new electric car.

-Redmond Longhorn decided he likes us again. Maybe

-Yrs is getting a goat so she doesn't have to preggo breastfeed on the back of a John Deere

-Some horses were run and some money was lost.

-bentley bought and/or sold a house.

-Frosti is friends with a RL werewolf.

-Otis may love the Deltas, but he hates the coons.

-BLTs suck because of the lettuce. Or the tomatoes. Or the bread. But definitely not because of the bacon.

-Bucky is babysitting Austin Powers' dog's couch.

-Tomato pie is not a pizza. Chocolate chip cookie pizza is not a pie. And a doughnut with no holes is a danish, which may or may not be used to bribe cops outside of Texas.

-Dead dogs either burn in hell or simply decompose in your backyard. They do NOT go to heaven, no matter what medical professionals may tell your kids.

-Boston, PA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ohio >>>>>>>>>>White Castle >>>>>>>>McDonalds >>>>>>>>>>>Boston, MA

 
krista4 said:
Downer post:

A friend from Chicago had a long post on her blog a couple hours ago that was very suicidal. Now I've been PMing with her on Facebook to try to support her. Seems to be helping, but it's a scary situation.

Not even a close friend (she ran in the same group of musicians), but I figured being on PDT I might be seeing it when others didn't and that she needed someone (she said that deep down she had hoped someone would reach out). Guess I'll thank PDT that I can help, I hope.

Any advice appreciated.
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TPW

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you're a musician? Or just ran with a gorup of them?

 
Going to be in the 90s here, which makes it BREAKING NEWS - SUN BLAST '14 with the local news. It also means my office mates feel a need to turn the A/C down to a level that would encourage penguins to migrate here. As much as I hate blistering heat, I think I hate artificial coldness even more. Considering wrapping myself in paper towels like a mummy for warmth.

 
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General Malaise said:
Going to be in the 90s here, which makes it BREAKING NEWS - SUN BLAST '14 with the local news. It also means my office mates feel a need to turn the A/C down to a level that would encourage penguins to migrate. As much as I hate blistering heat, I think I hate artificial coldness even more. Considering wrapping myself in paper towels like a mummy for warmth.
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I've never seen a mummy wrap itself in paper towels. I think this is a myth.

 
Henry Ford said:
General Malaise said:
Going to be in the 90s here, which makes it BREAKING NEWS - SUN BLAST '14 with the local news. It also means my office mates feel a need to turn the A/C down to a level that would encourage penguins to migrate. As much as I hate blistering heat, I think I hate artificial coldness even more. Considering wrapping myself in paper towels like a mummy for warmth.
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I've never seen a mummy wrap itself in paper towels. I think this is a myth.
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Did you not see the sequel with Brendan Fraiser?

 
General Malaise said:
Henry Ford said:
General Malaise said:
Going to be in the 90s here, which makes it BREAKING NEWS - SUN BLAST '14 with the local news. It also means my office mates feel a need to turn the A/C down to a level that would encourage penguins to migrate. As much as I hate blistering heat, I think I hate artificial coldness even more. Considering wrapping myself in paper towels like a mummy for warmth.
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I've never seen a mummy wrap itself in paper towels. I think this is a myth.
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Did you not see the sequel with Brendan Fraiser?
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"The Sequel With Brendan Fraiser" is what's on the marquee in the movie theater in hell.

 
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Henry Ford said:
General Malaise said:
Henry Ford said:
General Malaise said:
Going to be in the 90s here, which makes it BREAKING NEWS - SUN BLAST '14 with the local news. It also means my office mates feel a need to turn the A/C down to a level that would encourage penguins to migrate. As much as I hate blistering heat, I think I hate artificial coldness even more. Considering wrapping myself in paper towels like a mummy for warmth.
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I've never seen a mummy wrap itself in paper towels. I think this is a myth.
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Did you not see the sequel with Brendan Fraiser?
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"The Sequel With Brendan Fraiser" is what's on the kiosk in the movie theater in hell.
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I firmly believe his entire catalog is what they show in hell nonstop.

I MAY STILL BE A JEW, BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE AN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE.

 
Yeah, i'm betting the under in every soccer game too, from now on. Sorry to jinx every goalie goal tender goal keeper in the rest of the knockout rounds.

 
I've read the history of it and think the history is kind of cool, but do you think that other countries make fun of our "I believe that we will win" chant? It doesn't exactly reach out and grab ya.

 
Went to turn on my summer school computer the AM and it made an audible pop. Pretty sure the power supply aasploded. I hope the regular teacher doesn't blame be for killing her machine.

 
YSR said:
I've read the history of it and think the history is kind of cool, but do you think that other countries make fun of our "I believe that we will win" chant? It doesn't exactly reach out and grab ya.
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Yeah, the meter is off. No flow. I say we just stick with U-S-A repeat

 
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