GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Huge fan of the very underrated Tri-Tip, but my god, the two small words pushed together will never cease to make me snicker.

Makes brisket look like Steak-Ums.

Sounds like somebody doesn't know how to properly cook a brisket.

If skills or time is in short supply, tri-tip wins, but in the right hands and at least six hours, brisket wins in a landslide

We're talking food here, Joe Bryant. Not doing taxes.

Its what it costs. If you can't afford the time, you don't get the prime

I don't care if you spend 6 days finger-blasting a brisket it will never be as good as tri-tip.

 

[cosjobs]

Huge fan of the very underrated Tri-Tip, but my god, the two small words pushed together will never cease to make me snicker.

Makes brisket look like Steak-Ums.

Sounds like somebody doesn't know how to properly cook a brisket.

If skills or time is in short supply, tri-tip wins, but in the right hands and at least six hours, brisket wins in a landslide

We're talking food here, Joe Bryant. Not doing taxes.

Its what it costs. If you can't afford the time, you don't get the prime

I don't care if you spend 6 days finger-blasting a brisket it will never be as good as tri-tip.

Check your PMs.

And I rescind the offer, no use bestowing quality cookware on culinary cretins.

not really, I think your wife is the most talented cake artist I've seen. No use punishing her for you (anymore than she already is).

 

[1234]

Let's bump Doug off the computer and say HI! to everyone.

Someone dusted off the keys to an old alias.

Friends and family are having a gathering. All legit.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

given how many delicious food items Tanner hates, it's hard to take his views on brisket very seriously here.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner is dumb. Haha

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

given how many delicious food items Tanner hates, it's hard to take his views on brisket very seriously here.

Wouldn't it be the opposite?

And I don't hate brisket. But compared to tri-tip it pales, sir. Pales.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Noooooooooooooope.

 

[1234]

Noooooooooooooope.

Always been a big fan.

 

[cosjobs]

DON'T MAKE ME PACK A SMOKER

 

[Frostillicus]

DON'T MAKE ME PACK A SMOKER

You're bringing PJ?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

DON'T MAKE ME PACK A SMOKER

You're bringing PJ?

Pole smoker that is. amirite?

 

[cosjobs]

We've got to go to my wife's baby brother's wedding in Estes Park this August (he's 50)

We had to go to my sister's wedding in Boston at the first of the year (she's 61)

Wtf having to go to two of the most expensive burgs in the country for old siblings getting married. It will end up costing about $6K in old sibling wedding travel this year.

Shark move for all of you- jokingly tell your siblings that if they get married after age 50, they have to pay your airfare and hotel.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We've got to go to my wife's baby brother's wedding in Estes Park this August (he's 50)

We had to go to my sister's wedding in Boston at the first of the year (she's 61)

Wtf having to go to two of the most expensive burgs in the country for old siblings getting married. It will end up costing about $6K in old sibling wedding travel this year.

Shark move for all of you- jokingly tell your siblings that if they get married after age 50, they have to pay your airfare and hotel.

I would feign gout.

 

[cosjobs]

DON'T MAKE ME PACK A SMOKER

You're bringing PJ?

Pole smoker that is. amirite?

He's booked at the beerhole that weekend.

We need a clever name for our competing cornhole weekend.

I need to PM Brong and get him to try to join us. He's not as much fun sober, but its alway nice to have a designated driver in our back pocket.

Any others in the area we should roust?

I'm Open where to stay Sun/Mon night. I was think Santa Monica area and long walks on the beach, but I know its an onerous drive for the da raiders nation, so maybe even Manhattan or Redondo beach, but that makes it hard on gbtb.

 

[Abraham]

Let's bump Doug off the computer and say HI! to everyone.

Well, this was unexpected.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Raise your hand if you have played with emom's boobs?

 

[shuke]

My wife has trouble with difficult tasks like reading a calendar. So I just made a 70 mile round trip to the dentist's office for no reason because Dylan's appointment is next Tuesday. I'm not happy.

35 miles away? Must be a hell of a dentist.

 

[shuke]

Better formatting:

2 bunches flat leaf parsley (no stems)

8 cloves garlic (peeled)

5 tablespoons white vinegar

5 tablespoons water

1 teaspoon coarse salt

1/2 teaspoon dried oregano

1/2 to 1 teaspoon hot pepper flakes to taste (I go more than this occasionally)

1/2 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper

1 cup extra virgin olive oil

Mix everything but the the parsley in a food processor or a blender as an alternative

When the mixture is smooth, start adding 1 bunch of parsley. Run food processor/blender until desired consistency.

Add more parsley as needed. I added almost two full bunches.

This is akin to posting a Bloody Mary recipe...pretty straightforward

Jesus.

 

[White Guy in Turban]

Not a big alias guy, but Phil of the Future schtick is so tempting ... I am seeing an avatar of Phil Dunphy from Modern Family wearing a turban.

that avatar sounds a bit too similar to the great Beduin Liners. BWIH.

Who is this Beduin Liners you speak of?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

We've got to go to my wife's baby brother's wedding in Estes Park this August (he's 50)

We had to go to my sister's wedding in Boston at the first of the year (she's 61)

Wtf having to go to two of the most expensive burgs in the country for old siblings getting married. It will end up costing about $6K in old sibling wedding travel this year.

Shark move for all of you- jokingly tell your siblings that if they get married after age 50, they have to pay your airfare and hotel.

I would feign gout.

I would actually obtain gout.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We've got to go to my wife's baby brother's wedding in Estes Park this August (he's 50)

We had to go to my sister's wedding in Boston at the first of the year (she's 61)

Wtf having to go to two of the most expensive burgs in the country for old siblings getting married. It will end up costing about $6K in old sibling wedding travel this year.

Shark move for all of you- jokingly tell your siblings that if they get married after age 50, they have to pay your airfare and hotel.

I would feign gout.

I would actually obtain gout.

GF DAMMIT

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[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

 

[Henry Ford]

Let's bump Doug off the computer and say HI! to everyone.

Well, this was unexpected.

Is this another one of those aliases no one's going to explain to me for my own protection?

 

[Frostillicus]

Let's bump Doug off the computer and say HI! to everyone.

Well, this was unexpected.

Is this another one of those aliases no one's going to explain to me for my own protection?

Not enough time

 

[Henry Ford]

Let's bump Doug off the computer and say HI! to everyone.

Well, this was unexpected.

Is this another one of those aliases no one's going to explain to me for my own protection?

Not enough time

I see. And generating 1.21 gigawatts at this hour seems unlikely.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

PJ making a surprise appearance at beerhole or did he use that as an excuse to miss Tannerhole?

 

[Henry Ford]

So many questions.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Guessing this thread will be deleted by the time I wake up now. Thanks Frosty.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Who's PJ?

 

[Frostillicus]

Guessing this thread will be deleted by the time I wake up now. Thanks Frosty.

Deleted. Blame that Ford guy.

 

[Henry Ford]

Guessing this thread will be deleted by the time I wake up now. Thanks Frosty.

Deleted. Blame that Ford guy.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Let's bump Doug off the computer and say HI! to everyone.

Well, this was unexpected.

Is this another one of those aliases no one's going to explain to me for my own protection?

Not enough time

I see. And generating 1.21 gigawatts at this hour seems unlikely.

I don't really know the whole story as it predated my being way .

So many questions.

Someone could write a trilogy and still there would be questions.FROSTY REDACTION

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PJ making a surprise appearance at beerhole or did he use that as an excuse to miss Tannerhole?

Gob-damn-dipshoot-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks.

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[Frostillicus]

Ford going on the enemy list. Tomorrow. If I remember.

 

[Henry Ford]

Ford going on the enemy list. Tomorrow. If I remember.

Wait, what did I do? Is this about that thing with your sister?

 

[Frostillicus]

Ford going on the enemy list. Tomorrow. If I remember.

Wait, what did I do? Is this about that thing with your sister?

Stealing my jokes, making Aaron hate me, the list goes on.

 

[Henry Ford]

Ford going on the enemy list. Tomorrow. If I remember.

Wait, what did I do? Is this about that thing with your sister?

Stealing my jokes, making Aaron hate me, the list goes on.

This is America. I can't make Aaron do anything but buy health insurance and get gay married.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Ford going on the enemy list. Tomorrow. If I remember.

Wait, what did I do? Is this about that thing with your sister?

Stealing my jokes, making Aaron hate me, the list goes on.

Super mean. And he keeps punching after you extend a hand of friendship too. He would punch a little person on crutches if no one were looking I think.

 

[Henry Ford]

Ford going on the enemy list. Tomorrow. If I remember.

Wait, what did I do? Is this about that thing with your sister?

Stealing my jokes, making Aaron hate me, the list goes on.

Super mean. And he keeps punching after you extend a hand of friendship too. He would punch a little person on crutches if no one were looking I think.

Oh, like there's anyone in this thread who wouldn't punch a little person on crutches if no one were looking.

 

[Abraham]

Done blogging. Shower beer then bed.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Ford going on the enemy list. Tomorrow. If I remember.

Wait, what did I do? Is this about that thing with your sister?

Stealing my jokes, making Aaron hate me, the list goes on.

Super mean. And he keeps punching after you extend a hand of friendship too. He would punch a little person on crutches if no one were looking I think.

Oh, like there's anyone in this thread who wouldn't punch a little person on crutches if no one were looking.

You just got in from rolling some drunks and are feeling all jiggly aren't you?

 

[mr. furley]

We've got to go to my wife's baby brother's wedding in Estes Park this August (he's 50)

We had to go to my sister's wedding in Boston at the first of the year (she's 61)

Wtf having to go to two of the most expensive burgs in the country for old siblings getting married. It will end up costing about $6K in old sibling wedding travel this year.

Shark move for all of you- jokingly tell your siblings that if they get married after age 50, they have to pay your airfare and hotel.

I would feign gout.

there are some things so serious that we just don't joke about them, officer

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Oh, like there's anyone in this thread who wouldn't punch a little person on crutches if no one were looking.

Some of us may even do that if someone was looking. #effYouMattRoloff

 

[Ignoramus]

given how many delicious food items Tanner hates, it's hard to take his views on brisket very seriously here.

Wouldn't it be the opposite?

And I don't hate brisket. But compared to tri-tip it pales, sir. Pales.

Have you had brisket someplace other than Dave's BBQ?

 

[YSR]

I don't think I've ever had tri-tip. Is there a chance I've had it under a different name?

 

[Henry Ford]

I don't think I've ever had tri-tip. Is there a chance I've had it under a different name?

"Triangle steak" or just "bottom sirloin"

 

[Tiger Fan]

Got a full price offer on the house today. Angrywife actually cried tears of joy this time.

6er of Mike's Hard?

 

[Annyong]

You guys like meat in here, weird.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I don't think I've ever had tri-tip. Is there a chance I've had it under a different name?

"French tickler"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought I knew who DGM was, but apparently I do not. Little help?