GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[Disco Stu]

How do I find people on this thing?

Friend request sent.

 

[RudiStein]

Did you at least get him to say "suck it Trebek" before he got ornery?

No. This guy was blitzed. It took me 3 or 4 tries just to get him to say his name.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Pretty sure I'm really going to enjoy being FB friends with Samuel L Bronkowitz.

Getting a little crazy today aren't I?

How do I find people on this thing?

Friend request sent.

I just found out there's a button for friend requests. I think I added you."Bobbylayne's daughter" didn't come up either I'm such an idiot

 

[Limp Ditka]

Did you at least get him to say "suck it Trebek" before he got ornery?

 

[SofaKings]

He was also Scottish. So I'll call him Willie.

 

[Frostillicus]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.

FML.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So did she have a gag reflex or not?

 

[RudiStein]

So did she have a gag reflex or not?

Never found out. Didn't want to either.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I lost a bet last night so now I have to join Facebook.Can I friend anyone here?

If you want to look at pictures of my kid all day, be my guest.On a Facebook-related note, my mom finally friend requested me. I don't see any way around this. Oof.

My mom was one of my first "friends" Pretty sure "Bently" doesn't come up in a FB search. All you other emmer effers PM me your name too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So did she have a gag reflex or not?

Never found out. Didn't want to either.

Did she have a horn or something?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Just had an argument over FB (someone kill me now)My profile pic was of a skinhead midget lumberjack...you might know the pic...Anyways, my old lady is visiting her parents and thought it was too offensive so she asked me to change it. It's now a pic of puppies and rainbows. Hopefully that's not too offensive. But this was her post to me, not 3 minutes ago:

didn't think we'd ever have a FB disagreement....just because I NEVER thought you'd joinI know you say and do super offensive stuff on Fballguys and your fantasy teams, but luckily I don't ever see it

Am I out of line?

 

[cosjobs]

So did she have a gag reflex or not?

Never found out. Didn't want to either.

Did she have a horn or something?

Its not like you have to look at her while you test her reflexes.

 

[Frostillicus]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Really? You guys are just going to ignore this? ########s.

 

[kevzilla]

Sorry Frosty, I was riding herd on three 14-year-old boys all weekend. None of them belong to me.

Been busy drinking and trying to figure out if the board will be up tomorrow. It was a run.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Really? You guys are just going to ignore this? ########s.

I feel your pain GB.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Really? You guys are just going to ignore this? ########s.

Talk to me when you call Mine That Bird to win before the derby and then your jerk of a friend won't take your bet because you didn't "invite" him to the bar.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

All Four Loko Drinkers are welcome to chat.

seriously. is there new chat i'm not aware of? my panties are mildly bunched.

PM Shuke for info.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

All Four Loko Drinkers are welcome to chat.

Shood a mesage to strykerpks on aol and I'll bring soem four lokoSomeone put a bullet in my head. Ipassed on a hoor who wanted to have sex wiht anything that moved.

I moved but Im spoken for. I'm proud of myself.

4 Loko!@#$%^&*()

Boobs

Can't be real, can it?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Jesus Christ

Keep forgetting you're a smaller version of me. Need to recreate this pic...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh, I should probably add she goes to Jesuit college and wants to be a nun.

As a good catholic girl, I started out similar to this.....man are her parents going to be disappointed.

What happened?

 

[mr. furley]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Wisconsin?

 

[Gadzooks]

JFC.I actually got in to a quasi-fight at the bar last night. The whole thing was totally random and surreal.The wife and I went out to dinner and then to a bar that is less than half a mile from our house. We like going there every now and then because we can walk home if we can't drive. My friend Chris met us there for drinks and darts. About 11PM the place started getting packed. The 3 of us were sitting at a high table when this woman asked if we were using the 4th chair. We told her she could sit with us and the dude she was with stood next to the table.Now this couple was probably about 45 and little over-dressed for the place. The guy was wearing a suit and tie which was strange for a Saturday night at this place. Anyway nothing seemed out of the ordinary but I could tell the guy was pretty drunk. He was also Scottish. So I'll call him Willie. We were all actually having a good time. My wife and the Scottish dude's girlfriend were talking and joking. Me and Chris were talking to the dude or at least trying to.He was one of those drunks that couldn't focus on anything for longer than 5 seconds. Chris asked him "How long have you lived in the U.S.?" The Willie's reply was something like "I came here in 19...Damn, it's going to take a long time to get a drink with this crowd." He also kept asking for random high-fives and fist-bumps. But overall he was being friendly enough despite not making much sense. The next thing I know Willie's moved around to the side of the table next to Chris and he's standing over him like he's trying to intimidate Chris. Chris hadn't said a word to the guy and just laughed it off. Then Willie moves over between my wife and his chick. I don't recall exactly was he said to his girl but it was something pretty perverted like "show everyone how you don't have a gag reflex". His chick told him to go back to his side of the table.But he stayed there and then asked my wife for a high-five. My wife was getting tired of his antics and said "No. Just go back over there. Then he actually tried to grab my wife's arm and make her high-five him That's when I stood up and said "Whoa, time for you to back up...seriously." So now he moves over to get in my face. I stood my ground and told him "Get the F away, dude." So then he steps up to get right up to me so I grabbed the lapels of his suit jacket and started to push him back. Then the crazy SOB head-butts me. Or at least he tried to. I kind of saw it coming and I pulled my head back. His forehead just popped my upper lip. It wasn't to strong of a blow but it did give me a slight fat lip. So now I'm ready to beat the everloving crap out of this guy. But by this time everyone around us saw what had happened. Some guy that we had been playing darts with moved in to pull me off. He had ahold of my right arm so I went to punch Willie with my left. I had no leverage and was still being pulled back so it didn't land very hard. Just a quick pop to the nose. After that there were probably 10 guys that jumped in to pull us apart. Fortunately everyone nearby saw that this dude had started it and he was 86ed. Now here's the kicker. Willie's chick stayed in the bar...at out table. She starts telling my wife that he gets like that. One minute he's the life of the party and the next he's starting fights. She also said "he's a soccer player so all he knows how to do is head-butt". Bizarre. I was pretty hammered but I do remember yelling at the guy as he was being pulled out "You cheap-shotting MFer! I'll end you!"

All around awesomeness."I'll end you!"

 

[Frostillicus]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Wisconsin?

Yes

 

[Gadzooks]

Jesus Christ

I just LOL'd and Beam and Coke came out my nose.

 

[Gadzooks]

Did you at least get him to say "suck it Trebek" before he got ornery?

That one never gets old for me.

 

[mr. furley]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Wisconsin?

Yes

mad the French got here first?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

All Four Loko Drinkers are welcome to chat.

Shood a mesage to strykerpks on aol and I'll bring soem four lokoSomeone put a bullet in my head. Ipassed on a hoor who wanted to have sex wiht anything that moved.

I moved but Im spoken for. I'm proud of myself.

4 Loko!@#$%^&*()

Boobs

Can't be real, can it?

Don't remember posting that. But yes, it was real.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I was pretty hammered but I do remember yelling at the guy as he was being pulled out "You cheap-shotting MFer! I'll end you!"

YES!Head butt is a great bar fight move though. I've dropped two guys on separate occasions with a head-butt to the face. (strictly in defense, of course)I'm not a fan of talking #### really close to another man's face...when that #### starts, it's head-butt time.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Sorry gb.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Did you at least get him to say "suck it Trebek" before he got ornery?

That one never gets old for me.

Been on an SNL run lately. I have a friend, who before the days of everything being available on the internet, would tape every SNL. He did this for like 15 years and he would make best of compilations for us to watch on late drunken nights or bong smoking afternoons. Recently started watching them again and I've just been in stitches because of some of that old stuff.Personal favorite

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2320/saturday-ni...-def-magic-show

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

All Four Loko Drinkers are welcome to chat.

Shood a mesage to strykerpks on aol and I'll bring soem four lokoSomeone put a bullet in my head. Ipassed on a hoor who wanted to have sex wiht anything that moved.

I moved but Im spoken for. I'm proud of myself.

4 Loko!@#$%^&*()

Boobs

Can't be real, can it?

Don't remember posting that. But yes, it was real.

Then I love you even more than I already did. And no, I don't have facebook.

 

[Frostillicus]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Wisconsin?

Yes

mad the French got here first?

Well now I'm just confused. I'm not 100% sure but I think getting outsmarted by Furley is not a great thing.

 

[charvik]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Really? You guys are just going to ignore this? ########s.

Talk to me when you call Mine That Bird to win before the derby and then your jerk of a friend won't take your bet because you didn't "invite" him to the bar.

Let's talk when the ########### ### is knocking on your door...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Really? You guys are just going to ignore this? ########s.

Talk to me when you call Mine That Bird to win before the derby and then your jerk of a friend won't take your bet because you didn't "invite" him to the bar.

Let's talk when the ########### ### is knocking on your door...

Translation: Let's talk when borka borka bork borka borka.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Wisconsin?

Yes

mad the French got here first?

Well now I'm just confused. I'm not 100% sure but I think getting outsmarted by Furley is not a great thing.

VOYAGEURS!

 

[Gadzooks]

Did you at least get him to say "suck it Trebek" before he got ornery?

That one never gets old for me.

Been on an SNL run lately. I have a friend, who before the days of everything being available on the internet, would tape every SNL. He did this for like 15 years and he would make best of compilations for us to watch on late drunken nights or bong smoking afternoons. Recently started watching them again and I've just been in stitches because of some of that old stuff.Personal favorite

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2320/saturday-ni...-def-magic-show

Great clip.And your friend is a genius and an angel for doing that, back in the day.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Watching 2009 Glastonbury Festival on "PLDHD", do they have this every year? I think I need to go to there.

 

[Frostillicus]

Watching 2009 Glastonbury Festival on "PLDHD", do they have this every year? I think I need to go to there.

I'm watching Episode II. That Yoda #### at the end gets more ridiculous every time I see it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Watching 2009 Glastonbury Festival on "PLDHD", do they have this every year? I think I need to go to there.

I'm watching Episode II. That Yoda #### at the end gets more ridiculous every time I see it.

I was watching that for about 10 mins, just couldn't take it anymore.Palladia is apparently the channel I'm on. Ting Tings right now.

 

[mr. furley]

Well now I'm just confused. I'm not 100% sure but I think getting outsmarted by Furley is not a great thing.

little known fact.. i'm actually lugging around a 200+ IQ

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Well now I'm just confused. I'm not 100% sure but I think getting outsmarted by Furley is not a great thing.

little known fact.. i'm actually lugging around a 200+ IQ

Everyone knows IQ tests are biased against Minnehahans.

 

[Gadzooks]

Would I get a timeout if I posted a picture of cow genitalia?

 

[mr. furley]

Well now I'm just confused. I'm not 100% sure but I think getting outsmarted by Furley is not a great thing.

little known fact.. i'm actually lugging around a 200+ IQ

Everyone knows IQ tests are biased against Minnehahans.

FACT

 

[charvik]

Want to know what sucks? When you think you put down on Aaron Baddeley to win the Northern Trust Open at 66-1, and you think you meant to because you specifically checked each book you have an account at to find the best odds. And then you watch the tournament all week and see he's in contention, and then when he's up 2 with just 2 holes to go and you pretty much have the win in the bag you go to check on what the exact amount you're about to win is and it turns out someway, somehow that bet isn't there and you can't blame anybody but yourself because you know damn well you were drinking Wednesday night and probably completely spaced on hitting "confirm" that final time.FML.

Really? You guys are just going to ignore this? ########s.

Talk to me when you call Mine That Bird to win before the derby and then your jerk of a friend won't take your bet because you didn't "invite" him to the bar.

Let's talk when the ########### ### is knocking on your door...

Translation: Let's talk when borka borka bork borka borka.

damn it, now they'll find me again... can't believe you spelled that out...

 

[charvik]

Watching 2009 Glastonbury Festival on "PLDHD", do they have this every year? I think I need to go to there.

I'm watching Episode II. That Yoda #### at the end gets more ridiculous every time I see it.

I was watching that for about 10 mins, just couldn't take it anymore.Palladia is apparently the channel I'm on. Ting Tings right now.

I'm watching Bookies - the movie...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sounds hot, Charv.

 

[Frostillicus]

Well now I'm just confused. I'm not 100% sure but I think getting outsmarted by Furley is not a great thing.

little known fact.. i'm actually lugging around a 200+ IQ

I think Larry claimed the same thing. Also from Sconnie.Just sayin'

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Inexplicably, I'm going with another bourbon.

 

[Frostillicus]

Watching 2009 Glastonbury Festival on "PLDHD", do they have this every year? I think I need to go to there.

I'm watching Episode II. That Yoda #### at the end gets more ridiculous every time I see it.

I was watching that for about 10 mins, just couldn't take it anymore.Palladia is apparently the channel I'm on. Ting Tings right now.

I'm watching Bookies - the movie...

Not as bad as you'd think.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Well now I'm just confused. I'm not 100% sure but I think getting outsmarted by Furley is not a great thing.

little known fact.. i'm actually lugging around a 200+ IQ

I think Larry claimed the same thing. Also from Sconnie.Just sayin'

Larry wasn't that dumb, he only claimed 160.:dragons: