GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Rolled and hit a point of 5. +$20.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Send me a cab.

No

I actually have a cab guy for our area. His name is Abdil. Good guy.

 

[mr. furley]

One positive about dogfish please.

#####es Brew

Quiet now, men are talking

just passed in to the "i may poop myself" phase of the evening

 

[Frostillicus]

One positive about dogfish please.

#####es Brew

I'm talking about the actual fish here, Rockefeller.

not a cartoon guy

what the frack are you talking about? Are you not familiar with a ####### dogfish?

 

[Frostillicus]

Send me a cab.

No

I actually have a cab guy for our area. His name is Abdil. Good guy.

Paul for me.

 

[mr. furley]

what the frack are you talking about? Are you not familiar with a ####### dogfish?

i don't dig on fish. is this something you freaks are eating?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Inexplicably, I'm going with another bourbon.

Inespcliably, I just grabbed another vodka diet. Probably just because TRE is in thread and engaged. Now watching Die Hard on Spike tV.

In for drunken Die Hard. I caught most of Twelve Monkeys while playing with my kid earlier today. Wasn't as bad as I remembered.

:shuked:12 Monkeys is a fantastic movie

Sam here... he gets it.

Fantastic seems strong. Was much better than I remember is what I'm going with. Charv would say it's an abomination.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

One positive about dogfish please.

#####es Brew

Quiet now, men are talking

just passed in to the "i may poop myself" phase of the evening

Sunday Funday

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Rolled and hit a point of 5. +$20.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wow craps sucks.

 

[Gadzooks]

One positive about dogfish please.

#####es Brew

Quiet now, men are talking

just passed in to the "i may poop myself" phase of the evening

I guess Frosty isn't the only one playing craps tonight.

 

[charvik]

Well, giving up on Die Hard, this commercial break is too long... I did watch the Tourist earlier... that's a humongous pile of steaming dog poop.

oohhh... back on... ok Die Hard, one more segment.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

One positive about dogfish please.

#####es Brew

Quiet now, men are talking

just passed in to the "i may poop myself" phase of the evening

 

[Frostillicus]

what the frack are you talking about? Are you not familiar with a ####### dogfish?

i don't dig on fish. is this something you freaks are eating?

I can't believe you're even dumber than I thought.

 

[Frostillicus]

Rolled and hit a point of 5. +$20.

Should I throw another $27 on the pile? I'm still up $50 on the night

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Well, giving up on Die Hard, this commercial break is too long... I did watch the Tourist earlier... that's a humongous pile of steaming dog poop.oohhh... back on... ok Die Hard, one more segment.

THE TAKEOVER IS HAPPENINGor...Borka borka bork bork bork borka bork.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Fantastic seems strong. Was much better than I remember is what I'm going with. Charv would say it's an abomination.

Fine. But abortion is pretty strong too. Why do you hate feti?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Rolled and hit a point of 5. +$20.

Should I throw another $27 on the pile? I'm still up $50 on the night

I think those websites are rigged, but go for it.

 

[mr. furley]

what the frack are you talking about? Are you not familiar with a ####### dogfish?

i don't dig on fish. is this something you freaks are eating?

I can't believe you're even dumber than I thought.

that #### will kill you

 

[charvik]

:shuked:12 Monkeys is a fantastic movie

Sam here... he gets it.

Fantastic seems strong. Was much better than I remember is what I'm going with. Charv would say it's an abomination.

haven't seen it since it came out, and pretty sure I was drunk when watching in the theatre... I don't have bad memories...

 

[Frostillicus]

I can't believe Junior from White Men Can't Jump went evil. All he really wanted was some Sizzler.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Fantastic seems strong. Was much better than I remember is what I'm going with. Charv would say it's an abomination.

Fine. But abortion is pretty strong too. Why do you hate feti?

I love sperm, but hate fetii...weird, right?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I just took off my slippers and rubbed my toes into the carpet

:nirvana:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pretty sure the MN dude from COACH was working the power drill there.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

12 monkeys is the best Simian/Numbered Titled film Bruce Willis has ever made

 

[Frostillicus]

what the frack are you talking about? Are you not familiar with a ####### dogfish?

i don't dig on fish. is this something you freaks are eating?

I can't believe you're even dumber than I thought.

that #### will kill you

Nobody eats dogfish, dummy. They're the kind of stupid fish that will hit yoru sucker minnow and make you think you have an aesome fish on but then it's one of these jackasses who have inevitebly swallowed the hook and you have to spend 20 minutes dealing with that ####. That's why they suck. Just like you.

 

[charvik]

12 monkeys is the best Simian/Numbered Titled film Bruce Willis has ever made

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Pretty sure the MN dude from COACH was working the power drill there.

No shtick, I had a fake ID in college with the name Craig T Nelson

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Fantastic seems strong. Was much better than I remember is what I'm going with. Charv would say it's an abomination.

Fine. But abortion is pretty strong too. Why do you hate feti?

I love sperm, but hate fetii...weird, right?

This sounds pretty gay in retrospect. NTTAWWT

 

[Frostillicus]

Going to go one more roll. This one's for TRE.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

12 monkeys is the best Simian/Numbered Titled film Bruce Willis has ever made

YES TUP IS HERE. NOW WE CAN DRINK.HEY TUP - WE'RE WATCHING DIE HARD!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Fantastic seems strong. Was much better than I remember is what I'm going with. Charv would say it's an abomination.

Fine. But abortion is pretty strong too. Why do you hate feti?

I love sperm, but hate fetii...weird, right?

This sounds pretty gay in retrospect. NTTAWWT

I didn't want to be the one to quote it

 

[Frostillicus]

Fantastic seems strong. Was much better than I remember is what I'm going with. Charv would say it's an abomination.

Fine. But abortion is pretty strong too. Why do you hate feti?

I love sperm, but hate fetii...weird, right?

This sounds pretty gay in retrospect. NTTAWWT

You thought "I love sperm" in non-retrospect wouldn't sound gay?

 

[charvik]

can the bank robbers win this time, please?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

12 monkeys is the best Simian/Numbered Titled film Bruce Willis has ever made

YES TUP IS HERE. NOW WE CAN DRINK.HEY TUP - WE'RE WATCHING DIE HARD!

Well yippee ki yay mother####er

 

[charvik]

Is tomorrow 'Bank Day'?

 

[Frostillicus]

Point is a 10

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie

 

[charvik]

12 monkeys is the best Simian/Numbered Titled film Bruce Willis has ever made

YES TUP IS HERE. NOW WE CAN DRINK.HEY TUP - WE'RE WATCHING DIE HARD!

Well yippee ki yay mother####er

pull up a bourbon and pour yerself a chair.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

This is what the drunk thread used to be like.

RIP Homer, Boom King et al

 

[Frostillicus]

6. +$6.75

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Fantastic seems strong. Was much better than I remember is what I'm going with. Charv would say it's an abomination.

Fine. But abortion is pretty strong too. Why do you hate feti?

I love sperm, but hate fetii...weird, right?

This sounds pretty gay in retrospect. NTTAWWT

You thought "I love sperm" in non-retrospect wouldn't sound gay?

I have no defence here."Nice suit. John Phillips, London."

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie

:subscribe:Every Christmas Eve I watch Die Hard

 

[Frostillicus]

8: +$6.75

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is tomorrow 'Bank Day'?

One of many. We're celebrating Lincoln's black offspring tomorrow.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I was pretty hammered but I do remember yelling at the guy as he was being pulled out "You cheap-shotting MFer! I'll end you!"

YES!Head butt is a great bar fight move though. I've dropped two guys on separate occasions with a head-butt to the face. (strictly in defense, of course)I'm not a fan of talking #### really close to another man's face...when that #### starts, it's head-butt time.

THE GLASGOW KISS!

 

[Frostillicus]

I used to work for Gas-X.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

8: +$6.75

####### WINNING MOTHER####ER

 

[charvik]

Is tomorrow 'Bank Day'?

One of many. We're celebrating Lincoln's black offspring tomorrow.

oh, Sammy Lincoln?

 

[Frostillicus]

7. Ouch.