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Footballguy
No, but one time he borrowed my Pantera cassette tape (dubbed, so no big deal) and I don't think he ever had any intention of getting it back. Probably well worth any goodwill that it engendered.
bentley
Footballguy
That and the local media pretty much ####s up everything about everything. Speaking as someone who's spent the last seven years working extensively with the media, if they get 75% of the info right in a story than it's a big win. Understandable since they're under pressure to produce a ton of content on tight deadlines on subjects that they don't really know anything about but people really shouldn't buy anything more than the general concepts they read about or see in the media.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Not being one to wear a wedding ring almost turned into a 
last night.
Buddy and his GF just bought a new place and had a few people over to check it out and have dinner. It turned into a drug and booze fueled frenzy that was still going on when I left at about 9:30 this morning.
The GF had one of her friends over. It was a girl that I went to high school with. Year older then me, but we didn't know each other. Not uncommon at my HS since each class was around 900 kids. Knew the name, hot little thing that was a pom pom girl, who has held up pretty damn well over the last 25 years. Turned into a good conversation starter, where we each grew up, who we knew, etc.
She's now going through a divorce and took it upon herself to deem my presumed single cawk as the one that she was going to rebound upon. Caught me alone and made some comment about flirting with me, did a little rub up against me and went on her way knowing she's made her interest known.
About 20 minutes later, with everyone together again, she's eye ####### me across the table and I'm totally playing it up. My middle aged ### doesn't have these opportunities pop up all that often. The conversation turns to how my wife is doing and the divorcee just does the
as she's putting 2 and 2 together. Stops the conversation with a "whoa... wait!" and just starts into "but you.... you're not wearing..... I assumed...." My buddy just busts out laughing.
We end up apart from everyone else again and she starts apologizing, but still relentlessly schmoozing me. Still rubbing up against me, making comments about just looking for the sechs. By the end of the night, she was visibly shaking her head in disbelief that I wasn't buckling.
Amazing amount of willpower displayed by the limp one last night.
last night.Buddy and his GF just bought a new place and had a few people over to check it out and have dinner. It turned into a drug and booze fueled frenzy that was still going on when I left at about 9:30 this morning.
The GF had one of her friends over. It was a girl that I went to high school with. Year older then me, but we didn't know each other. Not uncommon at my HS since each class was around 900 kids. Knew the name, hot little thing that was a pom pom girl, who has held up pretty damn well over the last 25 years. Turned into a good conversation starter, where we each grew up, who we knew, etc.
She's now going through a divorce and took it upon herself to deem my presumed single cawk as the one that she was going to rebound upon. Caught me alone and made some comment about flirting with me, did a little rub up against me and went on her way knowing she's made her interest known.
About 20 minutes later, with everyone together again, she's eye ####### me across the table and I'm totally playing it up. My middle aged ### doesn't have these opportunities pop up all that often. The conversation turns to how my wife is doing and the divorcee just does the
as she's putting 2 and 2 together. Stops the conversation with a "whoa... wait!" and just starts into "but you.... you're not wearing..... I assumed...." My buddy just busts out laughing. We end up apart from everyone else again and she starts apologizing, but still relentlessly schmoozing me. Still rubbing up against me, making comments about just looking for the sechs. By the end of the night, she was visibly shaking her head in disbelief that I wasn't buckling.
Amazing amount of willpower displayed by the limp one last night.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Who are you?Not being one to wear a wedding ring almost turned into a
Buddy and his GF just bought a new place and had a few people over to check it out and have dinner. It turned into a drug and booze fueled frenzy that was still going on when I left at about 9:30 this morning.
The GF had one of her friends over. It was a girl that I went to high school with. Year older then me, but we didn't know each other. Not uncommon at my HS since each class was around 900 kids. Knew the name, hot little thing that was a pom pom girl, who has held up pretty damn well over the last 25 years. Turned into a good conversation starter, where we each grew up, who we knew, etc.
She's now going through a divorce and took it upon herself to deem my presumed single cawk as the one that she was going to rebound upon. Caught me alone and made some comment about flirting with me, did a little rub up against me and went on her way knowing she's made her interest known.
About 20 minutes later, with everyone together again, she's eye ####### me across the table and I'm totally playing it up. My middle aged ### doesn't have these opportunities pop up all that often. The conversation turns to how my wife is doing and the divorcee just does the
We end up apart from everyone else again and she starts apologizing, but still relentlessly schmoozing me. Still rubbing up against me, making comments about just looking for the sechs. By the end of the night, she was visibly shaking her head in disbelief that I wasn't buckling.
Amazing amount of willpower displayed by the limp one last night.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Not a fan of sushi with fried stuff in it. I know that probably sounds really weird coming from me.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
And yes, the thought of live blogging last night's events went through my head.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
AAABatteries
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Thopras Imp. You know how to get a hold of me if you need to, GB
strykerpks
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Manhunter is on TMC. Just finishing up.
By far the best adaptation of any of the Hannibal Lecter books.
By far the best adaptation of any of the Hannibal Lecter books.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'll take Silence of the Lambs but this is #2. Nothing is close to those two. That prequel was one of the worst books I've ever read. Only one of two books in hisotry I've thrown across the room after reading.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
I'll just go ahead and pencil her in at center back... unless you meant just as a fan?
T Bell
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Oh. Then go to hell forever for stealing Bowden from Tulane.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Just hired a professional makeup artist to paint faces at my daughter's birthday party.
FTR this was my idea.
FTR this was my idea.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
El Floppo thinks I got a relatively good rate. For NYC.Just hired a professional makeup artist to paint faces at my daughter's birthday party.
FTR this was my idea.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Just hired a professional makeup artist to paint faces at my daughter's birthday party.
FTR this was my idea.
bentley
Footballguy
Professional family photos at a park this morning. So much drama. Glad we don't do these more often.
Yuke makes his soccer debut this afternoon. I'm coaching. At this point, he crumples into a screaming heap in the floor every time I put his shin guards on. Should be big fun.
Yuke makes his soccer debut this afternoon. I'm coaching. At this point, he crumples into a screaming heap in the floor every time I put his shin guards on. Should be big fun.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Sounds like he's ready for World Cup action. Is he a biter, too?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Jesus, you're going to be sitting for portaint paintings at the rate you're going, Mortimer.
Edit- cool typo
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bostonfred
Footballguy
Just when i thought that dude had milked the last possible book in his series, we get rich taint, poor taint.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
That's crazytalk, pure and simple. Silence of the Lambs is one of the best movies ever made. Manhunter is solid, but it isn't in the same league.
El Floppo
Footballguy
you just summed up 4 pages of discourse about PR in the FFA video thread with those two comments.
ftr- I thought it was useless. a bunch of the typical movie snobs in there replied with- your expectations were too high, wtf were you expecting? me... something that didn't suck. them... giant robots fighting aliens!.... me...
cosjobs
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
They also will just "research" by reading other articles and simply repeating what's in them as fact. I dealt with this extensively in a prior life and became extremely jaded by how poor the reporting is.I miss that thread. Haven't been there in ages. I get nervous when I leave the GMTAN.you just summed up 4 pages of discourse about PR in the FFA video thread with those two comments.
ftr- I thought it was useless. a bunch of the typical movie snobs in there replied with- your expectations were too high, wtf were you expecting? me... something that didn't suck. them... giant robots fighting aliens!.... me...
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hired a babysitter last night for the first time in...well, since before I was divorced I guess. My parents usually help us out there and there and when it was just us and the boys, we could always ask Flags to swap nights (for however negative I've been about my ex in the past, one thing she's done incredibly well is remain flexible with our custody...big props). But last night, parents were booked, my sister is out of the question and so we hired a HS gal my mother knows to watch Hazel and the boys while we went out to a party. Sweet little thing, about the size of my thumb and allergic to things I didn't even know existed (she couldn't eat the pesto we made, had to put the cat outside, etc).
However she had never changed a diaper before and while we were quite certain Hazel was done 'going' for the day by the time she got to our house, sure enough Hurricane Hazel delivered a massive loaded diaper before bedtime that apparently required all three of the remaining house occupants to change. They got it done, but it was pretty funny this morning when Hazel woke up with her diaper on backwards.
However she had never changed a diaper before and while we were quite certain Hazel was done 'going' for the day by the time she got to our house, sure enough Hurricane Hazel delivered a massive loaded diaper before bedtime that apparently required all three of the remaining house occupants to change. They got it done, but it was pretty funny this morning when Hazel woke up with her diaper on backwards.
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