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Thorn said:
If you ever have a lobster bake, make ####### sure you put the trash in the city bags they take right away. Don't rely on your brother to do it like he said he would on his way out. What fun it is to discover a week later that not only is there rank lobster parts and juice in your trash can, but you have to re-bag it.

Words cannot describe the rankness. I mean I can't even put it on a 10 scale. I need an exponential scale to rate it against the worst odors I have ever encountered. I had to walk away several times to avoid vomiting, and eventually gave up on tying them off for a couple hours to let my stomach settle. When I came back, the stench was just as bad. And this was outside.

Even thinking about it now I have to stifle a gag reflex. Great googily moogily.
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:lmao: :lmao: :( :) :lmao:
 
TommyGilmore said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My lunch appointment canceled today so I found myself at my usual spot, the grocery store salad bar. I'm out of salad dressing so I'm mulling over the choices looking for something new when a lady in her 50's approaches me:

Hick: S'cuse me, are you a manager?

Me: (Am I wearing a blue shirt with a logo on it?) No.

Hick: Well you could be! You're all duded up!

Me: Thanks.
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pics of you as a manager?
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link
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Verne Troyer really let himself go.
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This may rank in my top 10 favorite posts within this thread.
 
Gadzooks said:
TommyGilmore said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My lunch appointment canceled today so I found myself at my usual spot, the grocery store salad bar. I'm out of salad dressing so I'm mulling over the choices looking for something new when a lady in her 50's approaches me:

Hick: S'cuse me, are you a manager?

Me: (Am I wearing a blue shirt with a logo on it?) No.

Hick: Well you could be! You're all duded up!

Me: Thanks.
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pics of you as a manager?
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link
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Verne Troyer really let himself go.
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This may rank in my top 10 favorite posts within this thread.
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uncanny

 
My fiancee went to Colombia today for the next 10 days. Yes, the country, specifically Cartegena (sp?).

What should I do? I'm sure there will be plenty of softball, golf, alcohol and me time. But I'm probably going to get bored. Any ideas?

PS boom king is good people

 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
My fiancee went to Colombia today for the next 10 days. Yes, the country, specifically Cartegena (sp?).

What should I do? I'm sure there will be plenty of softball, golf, alcohol and me time. But I'm probably going to get bored. Any ideas?

PS boom king is good people
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Jesus, GBformerstryksifpspspkers, what did you do before you had a fiance? Do that (minus the hookers and heroin).
 
krista4 said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
My fiancee went to Colombia today for the next 10 days. Yes, the country, specifically Cartegena (sp?).

What should I do? I'm sure there will be plenty of softball, golf, alcohol and me time. But I'm probably going to get bored. Any ideas?

PS boom king is good people
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Jesus, GBformerstryksifpspspkers, what did you do before you had a fiance? Do that (minus the hookers and heroin).
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Well at least minus the hookers.
 
Some good lines in the ESPYs tonight. Seth Myers congratulating Tiger's ex on being the #1 moneywinner in golf. Calling the ESPYs special for being the best combination of entertainers and athletes outside of the Kardashians' bedrooms. The Weekend Update guy was on fire. Those were my five minutes of ESPN for the month.

 
bostonfred said:
Some good lines in the ESPYs tonight. Seth Myers congratulating Tiger's ex on being the #1 moneywinner in golf. Calling the ESPYs special for being the best combination of entertainers and athletes outside of the Kardashians' bedrooms. The Weekend Update guy was on fire. Those were my five minutes of ESPN for the month.
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he must have had different writers b/c that was funnier than most of his stuff on SNL.
 
Celph Titled said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
My fiancee went to Colombia today for the next 10 days. Yes, the country, specifically Cartegena (sp?).

What should I do? I'm sure there will be plenty of softball, golf, alcohol and me time. But I'm probably going to get bored. Any ideas?

PS boom king is good people
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Gamble?
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I would like to know more....not much of a casino player. Anything interesting in baseball coming up?
krista4 said:
krista4 said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
My fiancee went to Colombia today for the next 10 days. Yes, the country, specifically Cartegena (sp?).

What should I do? I'm sure there will be plenty of softball, golf, alcohol and me time. But I'm probably going to get bored. Any ideas?

PS boom king is good people
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Jesus, GBformerstryksifpspspkers, what did you do before you had a fiance? Do that (minus the hookers and heroin).
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Well at least minus the hookers.
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Wait, when did heroin com in to play? :thumbdown: It's been about 2 years since I smoked pot. I think that is definitely going to be on the agenda. Now I just gotta find some :thumbdown:

 
krista4 said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
My fiancee went to Colombia today for the next 10 days. Yes, the country, specifically Cartegena (sp?).

What should I do? I'm sure there will be plenty of softball, golf, alcohol and me time. But I'm probably going to get bored. Any ideas?

PS boom king is good people
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Jesus, GBformerstryksifpspspkers, what did you do before you had a fiance? Do that (minus the hookers and heroin).
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Oh, I drank a little :thumbdown:
 
Gadzooks said:
TommyGilmore said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My lunch appointment canceled today so I found myself at my usual spot, the grocery store salad bar. I'm out of salad dressing so I'm mulling over the choices looking for something new when a lady in her 50's approaches me:

Hick: S'cuse me, are you a manager?

Me: (Am I wearing a blue shirt with a logo on it?) No.

Hick: Well you could be! You're all duded up!

Me: Thanks.
Click to expand...
pics of you as a manager?
Click to expand...
link
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Verne Troyer really let himself go.
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This may rank in my top 10 favorite posts within this thread.
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:wub: link
 
krista4 said:
Thorn said:
If you ever have a lobster bake, make ####### sure you put the trash in the city bags they take right away. Don't rely on your brother to do it like he said he would on his way out. What fun it is to discover a week later that not only is there rank lobster parts and juice in your trash can, but you have to re-bag it.

Words cannot describe the rankness. I mean I can't even put it on a 10 scale. I need an exponential scale to rate it against the worst odors I have ever encountered. I had to walk away several times to avoid vomiting, and eventually gave up on tying them off for a couple hours to let my stomach settle. When I came back, the stench was just as bad. And this was outside.

Even thinking about it now I have to stifle a gag reflex. Great googily moogily.
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Look at me! I eat lobster!
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If you need a lobster hook up, let me know. Live or cooked, places here ship overnight (fairly) cheaply.
 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
krista4 said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
My fiancee went to Colombia today for the next 10 days. Yes, the country, specifically Cartegena (sp?).

What should I do? I'm sure there will be plenty of softball, golf, alcohol and me time. But I'm probably going to get bored. Any ideas?

PS boom king is good people
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Jesus, GBformerstryksifpspspkers, what did you do before you had a fiance? Do that (minus the hookers and heroin).
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Oh, I drank a little :rolleyes:
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Right, and that's changed.
 
Last night I was moving old chain link fence from the back yard to the front yard by the street for the trash guys to take away this morning. On my 2nd or 3rd trip from the back yard to the street, there was a Mexican couple in a pick up truck loading up their truck with the fence. For schtick purposes, I was going to ask them what they were doing and tell them how they are costing the city revenue but my spanish is horriblay. I just told them thank you and let them take it all. They were actually doing me a favor because sometimes the trash guys can be peckerpirates about what they want to take away and what they want to leave.

 
eoMMan said:
Last night I was moving old chain link fence from the back yard to the front yard by the street for the trash guys to take away this morning. On my 2nd or 3rd trip from the back yard to the street, there was a Mexican couple in a pick up truck loading up their truck with the fence. For schtick purposes, I was going to ask them what they were doing and tell them how they are costing the city revenue but my spanish is horriblay. I just told them thank you and let them take it all. They were actually doing me a favor because sometimes the trash guys can be peckerpirates about what they want to take away and what they want to leave.
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Pretty sure they are going to erect it around their house to keep timshochet out.
 
What's the best way to buy cheap but nice art to hang in the living room? And I wouldn't mind something for the office either

Save a few family photos, I've had bare walls for years :lmao: I used to have poorly framed concert posters all over the place but I think I'm too old for that nonsense now, though I do have a few collectors-type pieces in my closet

 
JZilla said:
What's the best way to buy cheap but nice art to hang in the living room? And I wouldn't mind something for the office eitherSave a few family photos, I've had bare walls for years :lmao: I used to have poorly framed concert posters all over the place but I think I'm too old for that nonsense now, though I do have a few collectors-type pieces in my closet
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The MOMA website regularly has good clearance sales.
 
Thorn said:
eoMMan said:
Last night I was moving old chain link fence from the back yard to the front yard by the street for the trash guys to take away this morning. On my 2nd or 3rd trip from the back yard to the street, there was a Mexican couple in a pick up truck loading up their truck with the fence. For schtick purposes, I was going to ask them what they were doing and tell them how they are costing the city revenue but my spanish is horriblay. I just told them thank you and let them take it all. They were actually doing me a favor because sometimes the trash guys can be peckerpirates about what they want to take away and what they want to leave.
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Pretty sure they are going to erect it around their house to keep timshochet out.
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Where would one get such a magnificent fence?
 
JZilla said:
What's the best way to buy cheap but nice art to hang in the living room? And I wouldn't mind something for the office eitherSave a few family photos, I've had bare walls for years :shrug: I used to have poorly framed concert posters all over the place but I think I'm too old for that nonsense now, though I do have a few collectors-type pieces in my closet
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been wondering this myself. all my old "artwork" are movie posters.it's the frames that are the most expensive, but art.com usually has good sales and a huge selection.
 
BTWI had the procedure at Mrs. SLB's work yesterday. Because of insurance reasons she couldn't assist so she hand picked two of the other nurses to be in the room. The anesthesiologist that normally works there was on vacation and they had a fill in whom I have never met. Of course I knew the doctor too and it was surreal when he says to me "hey, it was nicer seeing you at the picnic last fall. So Mrs. SLB tells me you're having pain in the abdomen and ####." We talk about it, you know, whatever.So the anesthesiologist puts the drug in my IV and I guess she thought I was out because she then says to one of the nurses "he has a great smile doesn't he?!" Then follows it up with "look at his head, it is perfectly shaped, no bumps or anything and looks great being shaved" while she is rubbing and examining it.Now here I am laying naked on a table with my wife coworkers, that I have partied with many times, and this broad is making these comments. There was a time I would have been embarrassed but I really was just trying to think of a good one liner when the next thing I know I'm waking up in recovery.Text I just sent to Mrs. SLB:

Make sure to find out what they thought about my ### & junk.
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:(
 
Thorn said:
krista4 said:
Thorn said:
If you ever have a lobster bake, make ####### sure you put the trash in the city bags they take right away. Don't rely on your brother to do it like he said he would on his way out. What fun it is to discover a week later that not only is there rank lobster parts and juice in your trash can, but you have to re-bag it.

Words cannot describe the rankness. I mean I can't even put it on a 10 scale. I need an exponential scale to rate it against the worst odors I have ever encountered. I had to walk away several times to avoid vomiting, and eventually gave up on tying them off for a couple hours to let my stomach settle. When I came back, the stench was just as bad. And this was outside.

Even thinking about it now I have to stifle a gag reflex. Great googily moogily.
Click to expand...
Look at me! I eat lobster!
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If you need a lobster hook up, let me know. Live or cooked, places here ship overnight (fairly) cheaply.
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Hmmm, might have to get some recommendations from you. MK4 will need some lobster for a culinary school thingie soon.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
BTWI had the procedure at Mrs. SLB's work yesterday. Because of insurance reasons she couldn't assist so she hand picked two of the other nurses to be in the room. The anesthesiologist that normally works there was on vacation and they had a fill in whom I have never met. Of course I knew the doctor too and it was surreal when he says to me "hey, it was nicer seeing you at the picnic last fall. So Mrs. SLB tells me you're having pain in the abdomen and ####." We talk about it, you know, whatever.So the anesthesiologist puts the drug in my IV and I guess she thought I was out because she then says to one of the nurses "he has a great smile doesn't he?!" Then follows it up with "look at his head, it is perfectly shaped, no bumps or anything and looks great being shaved" while she is rubbing and examining it.Now here I am laying naked on a table with my wife coworkers, that I have partied with many times, and this broad is making these comments. There was a time I would have been embarrassed but I really was just trying to think of a good one liner when the next thing I know I'm waking up in recovery.Text I just sent to Mrs. SLB:

Make sure to find out what they thought about my ### & junk.
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:football:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
eoMMan said:
Last night I was moving old chain link fence from the back yard to the front yard by the street for the trash guys to take away this morning. On my 2nd or 3rd trip from the back yard to the street, there was a Mexican couple in a pick up truck loading up their truck with the fence. For schtick purposes, I was going to ask them what they were doing and tell them how they are costing the city revenue but my spanish is horriblay. I just told them thank you and let them take it all. They were actually doing me a favor because sometimes the trash guys can be peckerpirates about what they want to take away and what they want to leave.
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They're probably building a Mexicaned training course.
 
FatMax said:
krista4 said:
Who is stalking Bentley in my Facebook thread? There are a few FBG FB friends who I can't remember the usernames for, and this is one of them. Sorry, bentley. Unless, that is, you're turned on, in which case... :goodposting:
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I'm insulted.
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Damn it, it was between you and one other FBG. I get the two of you mixed up. Sorry. :shrug: (Also, I was drunk when I typed that.)
 
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