GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[-fish-]

she also says he's kind of a ####

 

[Good Posting Judge]

new ladyfriend is at a company party tonight...for one of paul allen's companies. she says it's crazy.

Blazers?

 

[Frostillicus]

she also says he's kind of a ####

I hope Patrick Bateman kills him.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tell her to hand him a toothbrush.

 

[-fish-]

new ladyfriend is at a company party tonight...for one of paul allen's companies. she says it's crazy.

Blazers?

Vulcan.

her law firm represents him, and he hired one of her friends as his personal assistant. met her friend at the seahawks on sunday; he was flying in Allen's G6 to go get his suite ready for the blazers the next day. guy has 4 full time personal assistants.

 

[Frostillicus]

Personal assistant just means chick you pound whenever you want, right?

 

[-fish-]

Personal assistant just means chick you pound whenever you want, right?

this happens to be a guy, but the other 3 are chicks.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Gotta mix it up when you are that rich.

 

[-fish-]

Gotta mix it up when you are that rich.

probably has a personal assistant goat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Floppy, love you man.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We all joke about children and how much they make you wonder WTF you decided to bring them into the world. I just found this laying for me on the counter, edited of course.

Cal was getting a D a month ago which is bull####. Unlike my Dad, that is my idol, I'm not leaving my boys up to figure #### out on their own. At least not until they are older then goddddddamn yeah, you need to figure it out. Right now though, make me proud. Education is the religion in my house. I can't wait until tomorrow morning to give him a hug.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You can see he gets his handwriting skillzz from GM & me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We all joke about children and how much they make you wonder WTF you decided to bring them into the world. I just found this laying for me on the counter, edited of course.

Cal was getting a D a month ago which is bull####. Unlike my Dad, that is my idol, I'm not leaving my boys up to figure #### out on their own. At least not until they are older then goddddddamn yeah, you need to figure it out. Right now though, make me proud. Education is the religion in my house. I can't wait until tomorrow morning to give him a hug.

B+ in Social Studies?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Plus I have to admit the "make me proud" was stolen from Bill Murray in Stripes. It stuck with me. Like how awesome Murray is.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We all joke about children and how much they make you wonder WTF you decided to bring them into the world. I just found this laying for me on the counter, edited of course.

Cal was getting a D a month ago which is bull####. Unlike my Dad, that is my idol, I'm not leaving my boys up to figure #### out on their own. At least not until they are older then goddddddamn yeah, you need to figure it out. Right now though, make me proud. Education is the religion in my house. I can't wait until tomorrow morning to give him a hug.

B+ in Social Studies?

He remembers everything, except math. Freak IMO.

 

[General Malaise]

This is like it's own little board in here. I thought most of you guys were in jail or dead.

Ask Sacamano for a 5 year update.

 

[General Malaise]

she also says he's kind of a ####

Kind of?

 

[General Malaise]

You can see he gets his handwriting skillzz from GM & me.

Read it flawlessly here.

 

[cosjobs]

AngryWife just left the house to go drink margaritas with PR Chick. Hoping for photos of them pillow fighting in their underwear at some point.

Keep the enemy close sort of thing?

If PR Chick just like, disappears, does bentley keep quiet or go to the police?

same question if angrywife disappears, really

Let's go no disappearance for now. Last report is that they're two margaritas into it.

So a GMTAN amuse bouche

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Or at least get a Civil War joke in there.

 

[cosjobs]

Heading to the drug store to score my dad a box of depends. This checkout will be more humiliating than when i had to buy the wife's tampons.

Thinking of getting some rubbers and a sixpack so i seem more manly to the cashier.

Own that ####, dude. Tell them a musket ball at Antietam took out your large intestine or something.

i truly appreciate your sentiment, but i have wheel barrows full of my own #### to own. I really don't want to be hauling around that which is not mine.Good news is that the drug site was closed. Bad news is that i had to go to Walmart

Bad news is i had to go to Walmart, good news is that there's no way i give a #### what a Walmart cashier thinks. But i bought a knee brace, and a basketball air pump too.

 

[cosjobs]

Personal assistant just means chick you pound whenever you want, right?

actively looking for one of these

 

[General Malaise]

Knee brace

Basketball pump

Adult diapers

No limb to crawl out on, that's the first time in history those three items have been purchased together at any store.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

need to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:

Bicardi Rum

Malibu Rum

Sky Vodka

VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)

Go to store and buy some kahlua (RumChata, baileys)Malibu

The rest

whole point is that i'm not leaving

Do shots of vodka. Give hot chocolate to wife.

I love you so hard

totes adorbs!

 

[Josie Maran]

So shocking...Imp-related drama!

I'm floored.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Feeling stressed the #### out.

Work, family, life... no amount of paddling seems to be getting me out of where I'm at right now.

and my dad died unexpectedly 8 years ago... 8 ####### years ago... this christmas eve. :(

lots I should be content with- health, good family, a roof over my head (for now) and greener work pastures shortly. just can't shake the bleh.

:awkwardhug:

 

[cosjobs]

shot time jesse. you game?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

/in

 

[DA RAIDERS]

cept i have no liquor. just beer

 

[DA RAIDERS]

bad timing...stupid update. i did pound a beer though

 

[cosjobs]

bad timing...stupid update. i did pound a beer though

I'm mixing up a bourbon soda and squeezing in half a grapefruit and half a lime. Try it sometime. Makes no sense, but its delicious

 

[cosjobs]

And if I had known you had not liquor in the house, you would have received an entirely different SS gift

 

[DA RAIDERS]

bad timing...stupid update. i did pound a beer though

I'm mixing up a bourbon soda and squeezing in half a grapefruit and half a lime. Try it sometime. Makes no sense, but its delicious

sounds decent. i hate brown liquor though. this makes tre stabby

 

[cosjobs]

bad timing...stupid update. i did pound a beer though

I'm mixing up a bourbon soda and squeezing in half a grapefruit and half a lime. Try it sometime. Makes no sense, but its delicious

sounds decent. i hate brown liquor though. this makes tre stabby

SO I'm sorry about the SS gift I did send you. I thought you'd love it an post pics and hilarity would ensue throughout the GMTAN universe. But look at this this way, pout it in a box in the attic and if its not worth double what the stock market index yields by the time your kid goes to college, I eat Rudnickis cap. Its an investment in art

 

[Josie Maran]

Missed the shot, but I probably had four beers in that timeframe...call it even?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Missed the shot, but I probably had four beers in that timeframe...call it even?

3 here.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

bad timing...stupid update. i did pound a beer though

I'm mixing up a bourbon soda and squeezing in half a grapefruit and half a lime. Try it sometime. Makes no sense, but its delicious

sounds decent. i hate brown liquor though. this makes tre stabby

SO I'm sorry about the SS gift I did send you. I thought you'd love it an post pics and hilarity would ensue throughout the GMTAN universe. But look at this this way, pout it in a box in the attic and if its not worth double what the stock market index yields by the time your kid goes to college, I eat Rudnickis cap. Its an investment in art

don't you dare apologize!! it's so ####### funny and awkward, i'm unsure how to tackle it.

step 1 is not letting my 8 year old daughter see it. for at least 8+ years

 

[cosjobs]

Missed the shot, but I probably had four beers in that timeframe...call it even?

Let me catch up

 

[YSR]

I'm not joking when I wonder WTF made me bring these children into the world.

 

[cosjobs]

Am I the only guy in the FFA that loves to ride motorcycles?

 

[YSR]

Just take a picture of it and post it for ####s sake.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm not joking when I wonder WTF made me bring these children into the world.

You're bringing more of you and the world and it will be a better place because of it.

Quit whining.

I wish Homer wasn;t here or I'd try and make out with you

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just take a picture of it and post it for ####s sake.

working on it.......slight case of the GM's here when it comes to tech crap

 

[cosjobs]

Just take a picture of it and post it for ####s sake.

working on it.......slight case of the GM's here when it comes to tech crap

THere are plenty of pics on the internet you can use. Just take a shot of the personalization.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Am I the only guy in the FFA that loves to ride motorcycles?

my wife bought my daughter a motorcycle for xmas.

did i mention she's 8?

and none of us ride motorcycles?

technically it's a vespa

she told me she had bought a motorized razor

box shows up, it's huge. and heavy as ####. i'm wondering what the #### is in there.

this was what she bought

$200, can't return it. my kid isn';t even tall enough to ride it. good times

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm not joking when I wonder WTF made me bring these children into the world.

You're bringing more of you and the world and it will be a better place because of it.Quit whining.

I wish Homer wasn;t here or I'd try and make out with you

 

[stahbux]

Homer, bar gigs doing you well?

 

[Josie Maran]

bad timing...stupid update. i did pound a beer though

I'm mixing up a bourbon soda and squeezing in half a grapefruit and half a lime. Try it sometime. Makes no sense, but its delicious

sounds decent. i hate brown liquor though. this makes tre stabby

SO I'm sorry about the SS gift I did send you. I thought you'd love it an post pics and hilarity would ensue throughout the GMTAN universe. But look at this this way, pout it in a box in the attic and if its not worth double what the stock market index yields by the time your kid goes to college, I eat Rudnickis cap. Its an investment in art

don't you dare apologize!! it's so ####### funny and awkward, i'm unsure how to tackle it. step 1 is not letting my 8 year old daughter see it. for at least 8+ years

So...many...inappropriate....jokes....

:headexplode:

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer, bar gigs doing you well?

Meh. Money's not great, but I work with good peeps and the scenery is wonderful.

(College bar)

 

[DA RAIDERS]

my gift

sample chapter

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