GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[Ignoramus]

Awesome gift, cos.

 

[T Bell]

Yo, dawg, I heard you like Range Rovers...

 

[jplvr]

Awesome gift, cos.

 

[T Bell]

just ate an entire can of cashews, while not raisins, i am balling out here people

moar art

pretty

picasso

seriously, wtf?

vag inal vangard

Holy hell, I think I know what I'm ordering for my best friend for Christmas!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Knee brace

Basketball pump

Adult diapers

No limb to crawl out on, that's the first time in history those three items have been purchased together at any store.

Huh. I figured you of all people would have received an invite to party with WetDream by now.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Man, one of my pens (Pilot G-2, BTW... only way to go) smells of horrible B.O. No clue as to why, as it lives with all my other pens and they don't smell like a Calcutta porta-potty. Just the one.

1. stop sniffing your pens. it's gross. I see people do this in depositions. what the hell is wrong with you?

2. throw it away. it's just a smelly pen.

1. My pens often end up in my mouth at some point. (Insert an 'I' here for a hilarious joke.) It's gross, I know, but they're my pens.2. Two steps ahead of you. One of my few blue ones at the moment but it's dead and gone. I just wonder how it came to stink so badly.

The pen is mightier.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Gotta mix it up when you are that rich.

probably has a personal assistant goat.

That's my kind of party.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

bad timing...stupid update. i did pound a beer though

I'm mixing up a bourbon soda and squeezing in half a grapefruit and half a lime. Try it sometime. Makes no sense, but its delicious

sounds decent. i hate brown liquor though. this makes tre stabby

Confirmed

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Am I the only guy in the FFA that loves to ride motorcycles?

Nope, motorcycle rider here. There does happen to be a rarely used motorcycle thread in the FFA though...

 

[YSR]

Thanks for the updated contact info!

Fat lot of good it did Frosty.

 

[Annyong]

Thanks for the updated contact info!

Fat lot of good it did Frosty.

wait, are you calling me or frosty fat?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why is that vag wearing earmuffs?

 

[cosjobs]

ugh. kind of hungover. went through half a bag of ruby reds last night

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why is that vag wearing earmuffs?

I feel like the correct answer here is, "It probably belongs to a married lesbian. Thanks Obama!!"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WHAT. THE. F###.



And where did you find a beefy, frightened Walter White to pose for the pic?

for real right? WHAT THE ####????!!!???? where do i even put this this in my house? if i hide it, and i die in a fiery death, i'm a closet homo. if i leave it out in the open, i'm a weirdo perv.

I would keep that on my mantle.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Office potluck today...breakfast and lunch

So far I've had

1 donut

2 banana and Nutella crepes

Slice of breakfast casserole

Open faced sammich

Taco dip

3 kinds of meatballs

Some Indian fried dough thing

Lil smokies

Chili

Potato salad

Cookies



Ready to call it a year and go hit the bar

 

[mr roboto]

Office potluck today...breakfast and lunch

So far I've had

1 donut

2 banana and Nutella crepes

Slice of breakfast casserole

Open faced sammich

Taco dip

3 kinds of meatballs

Some Indian fried dough thing

Lil smokies

Chili

Potato salad

Cookies



Ready to call it a year and go hit the bar

RIP Dan Lambskin's balloon knot.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Someone brought in a crave case of White Castle but I declined

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My kind of prescription

Cat sees "snow" for the first time

Homer had a Xmas party and didn't invite us?

 

[Drifter]

WHAT. THE. F###.



And where did you find a beefy, frightened Walter White to pose for the pic?

for real right? WHAT THE ####????!!!???? where do i even put this this in my house? if i hide it, and i die in a fiery death, i'm a closet homo. if i leave it out in the open, i'm a weirdo perv.

I would keep that on my mantle.

Yeah - I'd have no problem with this. It's hilarious.

 

[-fish-]

I finished to two of those drawings already.

 

[Henry Ford]

I finished to two of those drawings already.

The one with teeth and which one?

 

[-fish-]

had some noob idiot actually modify a glenmorangie 18 with 1 cube of sugar. cause what else could one cube possibly be?

one ice cube.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

had some noob idiot actually modify a glenmorangie 18 with 1 cube of sugar. cause what else could one cube possibly be

I'd mix that #### with some diet soda.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Heading to the drug store to score my dad a box of depends. This checkout will be more humiliating than when i had to buy the wife's tampons.

Thinking of getting some rubbers and a sixpack so i seem more manly to the cashier.

Own that ####, dude. Tell them a musket ball at Antietam took out your large intestine or something.

i truly appreciate your sentiment, but i have wheel barrows full of my own #### to own. I really don't want to be hauling around that which is not mine.Good news is that the drug site was closed. Bad news is that i had to go to Walmart

Bad news is i had to go to Walmart, good news is that there's no way i give a #### what a Walmart cashier thinks. But i bought a knee brace, and a basketball air pump too.

Depends, a laxative, Magnum condoms. And halfway through checkout, look the cashier in the eyes and say "Crap, I forgot something. Where are your cucumbers?"

 

[Frostillicus]

Thanks for the updated contact info!

Fat lot of good it did Frosty.

I said I was sorry.

 

[Frostillicus]

My secret santa rocked it:

1 bag Old Vienna Red Hot Riplets

1 bag Old Vienna Red Hot Fries

1 package those beef sticks from St. Louis that were really good last time

3 packages salamis/pepperonis that look delicious

Around 100 pens including gold and silver Sharpies that have my wife all excited

1 mini-notebook, since last time I got a box from him I mentioned my kid loved the mini notebook

4 packages Austin's Peanut Butter Crackers, which have recently become my daughters favorite snack although I don't know how you'd know this

1 hand written note I could barely read

Thanks Bobby! Awesome gift!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

is it too late to join secret santa?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My secret santa rocked it:

1 bag Old Vienna Red Hot Riplets

1 bag Old Vienna Red Hot Fries

1 package those beef sticks from St. Louis that were really good last time

3 packages salamis/pepperonis that look delicious

Around 100 pens including gold and silver Sharpies that have my wife all excited

1 mini-notebook, since last time I got a box from him I mentioned my kid loved the mini notebook

4 packages Austin's Peanut Butter Crackers, which have recently become my daughters favorite snack although I don't know how you'd know this

1 hand written note I could barely read

Thanks Bobby! Awesome gift!

WHO WAS IT FROM!?!

 

[Sammy3469]

I finished to two of those drawings already.

Ginger and cookie?

 

[El Floppo]

thanks again for the huggy words last night.

imp with the support... who knew.

feeling tired and drinky.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

thanks again for the huggy words last night.

Glad you're feeling better.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

had some noob idiot actually modify a glenmorangie 18 with 1 cube of sugar. cause what else could one cube possibly be?

one ice cube.

Really?

 

[General Malaise]

thanks again for the huggy words last night.

imp with the support... who knew.

feeling tired and drinky.

Hope things get happier for you soon, GB.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Don't get me wrong, I love the book. It's hysterical. My only concern is my daughter.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Don't get me wrong, I love the book. It's hysterical. My only concern is my daughter.

Your daughter the biker?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Don't get me wrong, I love the book. It's hysterical. My only concern is my daughter.

Your daughter the biker?

Yep. try to do what I still can here... They grow up so fast.

 

[-fish-]

had some noob idiot actually modify a glenmorangie 18 with 1 cube of sugar. cause what else could one cube possibly be?

one ice cube.

Really?

If I'm drinking good bourbon at a bar I order it with one ice cube every time. I don't do it with scotch, but just a splash of water opens up the flavor. The slight chill is also a plus.

 

[Drifter]

had some noob idiot actually modify a glenmorangie 18 with 1 cube of sugar. cause what else could one cube possibly be?

one ice cube.

Really?

If I'm drinking good bourbon at a bar I order it with one ice cube every time. I don't do it with scotch, but just a splash of water opens up the flavor. The slight chill is also a plus.

Ice on the side unless they have the big cubes.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I finished to two of those drawings already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OVz1Rq73o

 

[Uruk-Hai]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm not joking when I wonder WTF made me bring these children into the world.

Because you, like me, and many others in this thread, know a game just isn't quite as interesting unless you got something on it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I meant to thank those of you that wished me well the other day. It means a lot to me because I'm freaking the #### out about life right now. I just got back from two hours of Christmas carols at the boys school and I really enjoyed it. That should tell you something. Of course part of that could be because there are about a dozen teachers and the assistant principal that I would like to grease up with Crisco and play "last pieces of bacon in a zip-lock bag."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I meant to thank those of you that wished me well the other day. It means a lot to me because I'm freaking the #### out about life right now. I just got back from two hours of Christmas carols at the boys school and I really enjoyed it. That should tell you something. Of course part of that could be because there are about a dozen teachers and the assistant principal that I would like to grease up with Crisco and play "last pieces of bacon in a zip-lock bag."

 

[Henry Ford]

I meant to thank those of you that wished me well the other day. It means a lot to me because I'm freaking the #### out about life right now. I just got back from two hours of Christmas carols at the boys school and I really enjoyed it. That should tell you something. Of course part of that could be because there are about a dozen teachers and the assistant principal that I would like to grease up with Crisco and play "last pieces of bacon in a zip-lock bag."

I think I speak for El Floppo when I say I wish you all the mouth hugs in the world, Bob.

 

[El Floppo]

I meant to thank those of you that wished me well the other day. It means a lot to me because I'm freaking the #### out about life right now. I just got back from two hours of Christmas carols at the boys school and I really enjoyed it. That should tell you something. Of course part of that could be because there are about a dozen teachers and the assistant principal that I would like to grease up with Crisco and play "last pieces of bacon in a zip-lock bag."

your school thing sounds better than mine... k-2nd graders "enrichment" classes presentations (ie: Zumba dance, Jazz dance, . for some reason, even though we don't know a single deaf person- Floppinho signed up for sign language. they, and every other presentation did their routines to Shake it Off by Tayleor Swiff. Try to visualize 16 kids shoulder to shoulder trying to sign to that song. now imagine that it's worse.

still made me happy.

and glad SLB is happy too.

that bacon comment..

 

[El Floppo]

I meant to thank those of you that wished me well the other day. It means a lot to me because I'm freaking the #### out about life right now. I just got back from two hours of Christmas carols at the boys school and I really enjoyed it. That should tell you something. Of course part of that could be because there are about a dozen teachers and the assistant principal that I would like to grease up with Crisco and play "last pieces of bacon in a zip-lock bag."

I think I speak for El Floppo when I say I wish you all the mouth hugs in the world, Bob.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I meant to thank those of you that wished me well the other day. It means a lot to me because I'm freaking the #### out about life right now. I just got back from two hours of Christmas carols at the boys school and I really enjoyed it. That should tell you something. Of course part of that could be because there are about a dozen teachers and the assistant principal that I would like to grease up with Crisco and play "last pieces of bacon in a zip-lock bag."

for some reason, even though we don't know a single deaf person- Floppinho signed up for sign language. they, and every other presentation did their routines to Shake it Off by Tayleor Swiff. Try to visualize 16 kids shoulder to shoulder trying to sign to that song. now imagine that it's worse.

Oh man... and I thought our 5th grade band concert was bad. The "percussion section" (i.e. 2 kids playing the triangle) performed a stirring rendition of "All About That Base"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just got back from two hours of Christmas carols at the boys school

My own personal hell right there.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

had some noob idiot actually modify a glenmorangie 18 with 1 cube of sugar. cause what else could one cube possibly be?

one ice cube.

Really?

If I'm drinking good bourbon at a bar I order it with one ice cube every time. I don't do it with scotch, but just a splash of water opens up the flavor. The slight chill is also a plus.

jesus fish. We were making fun of ######s in the bar business. I know how to drink scotch