GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[DA RAIDERS]

nom nom nom

wha?

soul less

 

[Josie Maran]

WHAT. THE. F###.



And where did you find a beefy, frightened Walter White to pose for the pic?

 

[stahbux]

Homer, bar gigs doing you well?

Meh. Money's not great, but I work with good peeps and the scenery is wonderful.

(College bar)

Big fan of good people. I'm raking because of Xmas parties but I really REALLY want to kill my boss for pushing his favourite server on me for all large parties. She's gorgeous (a 15 on offdee's scale) but dumb as a box of hair. I end up running more than I would if she wasn't in the building...she's that dumb. My favourite server is new so she doesn't get all the prime hours but, jebus help me, I will have her every shift when NFL playoffs start.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

times like this are one reason gmtan is great. i was all prepared to head to bed, now i'm laughing my ### offf and have drank a 6 pack in the last 30 minutes or so. best time i've had in dec

 

[Josie Maran]

times like this are one reason gmtan is great. i was all prepared to head to bed, now i'm laughing my ### offf and have drank a 6 pack in the last 30 minutes or so. best time i've had in dec

I'm sorry. Have you never been described as a beefy WW before?

...he asked all innocent like.

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer, bar gigs doing you well?

Meh. Money's not great, but I work with good peeps and the scenery is wonderful.(College bar)

Big fan of good people. I'm raking because of Xmas parties but I really REALLY want to kill my boss for pushing his favourite server on me for all large parties. She's gorgeous (a 15 on offdee's scale) but dumb as a box of hair. I end up running more than I would if she wasn't in the building...she's that dumb. My favourite server is new so she doesn't get all the prime hours but, jebus help me, I will have her every shift when NFL playoffs start.

You still in the corporate gig?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

WHAT. THE. F###.



And where did you find a beefy, frightened Walter White to pose for the pic?

for real right? WHAT THE ####????!!!???? where do i even put this this in my house? if i hide it, and i die in a fiery death, i'm a closet homo. if i leave it out in the open, i'm a weirdo perv.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

times like this are one reason gmtan is great. i was all prepared to head to bed, now i'm laughing my ### offf and have drank a 6 pack in the last 30 minutes or so. best time i've had in dec

I'm sorry. Have you never been described as a beefy WW before?

...he asked all innocent like.

i'll take it. it's better than phil collins. i get jason statham sometimes :flex: usually from fat drunk women. :

 

[stahbux]

Homer, bar gigs doing you well?

Meh. Money's not great, but I work with good peeps and the scenery is wonderful.(College bar)

Big fan of good people. I'm raking because of Xmas parties but I really REALLY want to kill my boss for pushing his favourite server on me for all large parties. She's gorgeous (a 15 on offdee's scale) but dumb as a box of hair. I end up running more than I would if she wasn't in the building...she's that dumb. My favourite server is new so she doesn't get all the prime hours but, jebus help me, I will have her every shift when NFL playoffs start.

You still in the corporate gig?

Yeah, it's sort of fun but there's no creativity and that fun I used to have bumping around with other bartenders. I miss that. Money is great right now because Xmas but it's going to suck in February on.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

where the #### did cos go?

 

[Josie Maran]

times like this are one reason gmtan is great. i was all prepared to head to bed, now i'm laughing my ### offf and have drank a 6 pack in the last 30 minutes or so. best time i've had in dec

I'm sorry. Have you never been described as a beefy WW before?...he asked all innocent like.

i'll take it. it's better than phil collins. i get jason statham sometimes :flex: usually from fat drunk women. :

I used to get Alec Baldwin, but only from a fat drunk footballguy.

In a totally unrelated matter, I should probably keep drinking. It's gonna be an epic weekend and I don't want to head into it without a crippling hangover.

 

[Josie Maran]

where the #### did cos go?

Smoking dope with his dogs.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

where the #### did cos go?

Smoking dope with his dogs.

of course! sent him a text just in case

 

[YSR]

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer, bar gigs doing you well?

Meh. Money's not great, but I work with good peeps and the scenery is wonderful.(College bar)

Big fan of good people. I'm raking because of Xmas parties but I really REALLY want to kill my boss for pushing his favourite server on me for all large parties. She's gorgeous (a 15 on offdee's scale) but dumb as a box of hair. I end up running more than I would if she wasn't in the building...she's that dumb. My favourite server is new so she doesn't get all the prime hours but, jebus help me, I will have her every shift when NFL playoffs start.

You still in the corporate gig?

Yeah, it's sort of fun but there's no creativity and that fun I used to have bumping around with other bartenders. I miss that. Money is great right now because Xmas but it's going to suck in February on.

I don't know how you do it. The best part of it to me is the control and fun of running a place but ultimately without any real responsibility. I couldn't stand having Chad the 20 year old assistant-manager-in-training trying to tell me how to do ####.

I'd just rather have Chad hear the next day how I had people doing body shots off a cheerleader two hours after closing time.

 

[Josie Maran]

God, I really need to own my own place.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i shall drink 1 more beer in the hopes to crossover to the early risers on the east coast

 

[Josie Maran]

i shall drink 1 more beer in the hopes to crossover to the early risers on the east coast

Uruk has been awake and building a house for the last two hours.

At least.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

God, I really need to own my own place.

i'd work there

 

[Josie Maran]

God, I really need to own my own place.

i'd work there

We're definitely gonna need a meth guy.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i shall drink 1 more beer in the hopes to crossover to the early risers on the east coast

Uruk has been awake and building a house for the last two hours.

At least.

no doubt. pretty sure he's working on the bomb shelter, 6 stories down

 

[DA RAIDERS]

God, I really need to own my own place.

i'd work there

We're definitely gonna need a meth guy.

i'm more of a yay guy, but i can be flexible

 

[Josie Maran]

God, I really need to own my own place.

i'd work there

We're definitely gonna need a meth guy.

i'm more of a yay guy, but i can be flexible

Like I don't have that guy.

Everybody loves that guy!

They'll like you too but in a more itchy stabby kind of way.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

God, I really need to own my own place.

i'd work there

We're definitely gonna need a meth guy.

i'm more of a yay guy, but i can be flexible

Like I don't have that guy.

Everybody loves that guy!

They'll like you too but in a more itchy stabby kind of way.

can i wear the heisenberg hat?

 

[Josie Maran]

God, I really need to own my own place.

i'd work there

We're definitely gonna need a meth guy.

i'm more of a yay guy, but i can be flexible

Like I don't have that guy. Everybody loves that guy!

They'll like you too but in a more itchy stabby kind of way.

can i wear the heisenberg hat?

Of course. That's part of your uniform...hopefully you have a pale green button down handy as well.

If you need khakis, I got a guy in Cincy that can hook you up.

 

[Josie Maran]

PM shuke for details.

 

[stahbux]

Homer, bar gigs doing you well?

Meh. Money's not great, but I work with good peeps and the scenery is wonderful.(College bar)

Big fan of good people. I'm raking because of Xmas parties but I really REALLY want to kill my boss for pushing his favourite server on me for all large parties. She's gorgeous (a 15 on offdee's scale) but dumb as a box of hair. I end up running more than I would if she wasn't in the building...she's that dumb. My favourite server is new so she doesn't get all the prime hours but, jebus help me, I will have her every shift when NFL playoffs start.

You still in the corporate gig?

Yeah, it's sort of fun but there's no creativity and that fun I used to have bumping around with other bartenders. I miss that. Money is great right now because Xmas but it's going to suck in February on.

I don't know how you do it. The best part of it to me is the control and fun of running a place but ultimately without any real responsibility. I couldn't stand having Chad the 20 year old assistant-manager-in-training trying to tell me how to do ####.

I'd just rather have Chad hear the next day how I had people doing body shots off a cheerleader two hours after closing time.

I know what you are saying but I have Matthew (don't call me Matt) the 45 year old "is this what my life has become?" calling the shots. You know, he thinks he has a shot with the brick he hired and puts with me and she's barely able to spell her name. This poor thing is "Do the rocks go on the side of the drink?" dumb.

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer, bar gigs doing you well?

Meh. Money's not great, but I work with good peeps and the scenery is wonderful.(College bar)

Big fan of good people. I'm raking because of Xmas parties but I really REALLY want to kill my boss for pushing his favourite server on me for all large parties. She's gorgeous (a 15 on offdee's scale) but dumb as a box of hair. I end up running more than I would if she wasn't in the building...she's that dumb. My favourite server is new so she doesn't get all the prime hours but, jebus help me, I will have her every shift when NFL playoffs start.

You still in the corporate gig?

Yeah, it's sort of fun but there's no creativity and that fun I used to have bumping around with other bartenders. I miss that. Money is great right now because Xmas but it's going to suck in February on.

I don't know how you do it. The best part of it to me is the control and fun of running a place but ultimately without any real responsibility. I couldn't stand having Chad the 20 year old assistant-manager-in-training trying to tell me how to do ####.I'd just rather have Chad hear the next day how I had people doing body shots off a cheerleader two hours after closing time.

I know what you are saying but I have Matthew (don't call me Matt) the 45 year old "is this what my life has become?" calling the shots. You know, he thinks he has a shot with the brick he hired and puts with me and she's barely able to spell her name. This poor thing is "Do the rocks go on the side of the drink?" dumb.

Matt's a ####.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

had some noob idiot actually modify a glenmorangie 18 with 1 cube of sugar. cause what else could one cube possibly be?

 

[stahbux]

Homer, bar gigs doing you well?

Meh. Money's not great, but I work with good peeps and the scenery is wonderful.(College bar)

Big fan of good people. I'm raking because of Xmas parties but I really REALLY want to kill my boss for pushing his favourite server on me for all large parties. She's gorgeous (a 15 on offdee's scale) but dumb as a box of hair. I end up running more than I would if she wasn't in the building...she's that dumb. My favourite server is new so she doesn't get all the prime hours but, jebus help me, I will have her every shift when NFL playoffs start.

You still in the corporate gig?

Yeah, it's sort of fun but there's no creativity and that fun I used to have bumping around with other bartenders. I miss that. Money is great right now because Xmas but it's going to suck in February on.

I don't know how you do it. The best part of it to me is the control and fun of running a place but ultimately without any real responsibility. I couldn't stand having Chad the 20 year old assistant-manager-in-training trying to tell me how to do ####.I'd just rather have Chad hear the next day how I had people doing body shots off a cheerleader two hours after closing time.

I know what you are saying but I have Matthew (don't call me Matt) the 45 year old "is this what my life has become?" calling the shots. You know, he thinks he has a shot with the brick he hired and puts with me and she's barely able to spell her name. This poor thing is "Do the rocks go on the side of the drink?" dumb.

Matt's a ####.

You're so fired. I'm sure you assumed I've called him Matt a good thousand times...AND HAVE BEEN CORRECTED EVERY TIME. He won't say anything in private but corrects me every other time. We have this little serving dynamo that I want to work with but he refuses to give her prime shifts. She's 4'11 and is a little tornado hitting tables...

 

[DA RAIDERS]

just ate an entire can of cashews, while not raisins, i am balling out here people

moar art

pretty

picasso

seriously, wtf?

vag inal vangard

 

[DA RAIDERS]

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hey CQ!!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

night all

 

[stahbux]

night all

Let it go and shave your head. I bet you're 1000x better looking. No homo.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

night all

Let it go and shave your head. I bet you're 1000x better looking. No homo.

Let what go? It's long right now. It's usually at a #1 and if I could permanently have it at a #1 I would. No bald spot, yet. I've always had the Irish, ginger, widows peak. Hot I know. Shaving it bald seems like more work than a quick buzz.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

i shall drink 1 more beer in the hopes to crossover to the early risers on the east coast

Uruk has been awake and building a house for the last two hours.

At least.

no doubt. pretty sure he's working on the bomb shelter, 6 stories down

Hit some hard assed bedrock at level B4. Gonna have to blast........

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i shall drink 1 more beer in the hopes to crossover to the early risers on the east coast

Uruk has been awake and building a house for the last two hours.

At least.

no doubt. pretty sure he's working on the bomb shelter, 6 stories down

Hit some hard assed bedrock at level B4. Gonna have to blast........

Enjoy the nights stupidity!!

 

[stahbux]

night all

Let it go and shave your head. I bet you're 1000x better looking. No homo.

Let what go? It's long right now. It's usually at a #1 and if I could permanently have it at a #1 I would. No bald spot, yet. I've always had the Irish, ginger, widows peak. Hot I know. Shaving it bald seems like more work than a quick buzz.

Just an observation from a guy who sees 1000s of middle aged guys in denial about their hair.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

night all

Let it go and shave your head. I bet you're 1000x better looking. No homo.

Let what go? It's long right now. It's usually at a #1 and if I could permanently have it at a #1 I would. No bald spot, yet. I've always had the Irish, ginger, widows peak. Hot I know. Shaving it bald seems like more work than a quick buzz.

Just an observation from a guy who sees 1000s of middle aged guys in denial about their hair.

Verging on homo. No denial here. Had the same ####ed up letterman hairline all my life. Prefer to keep it super short than deal with awful white guy Afro. Sorry I posted pics of gay dudes drawing ######s. Obviously stirred something up for you.

 

[stahbux]

night all

Let it go and shave your head. I bet you're 1000x better looking. No homo.

Let what go? It's long right now. It's usually at a #1 and if I could permanently have it at a #1 I would. No bald spot, yet. I've always had the Irish, ginger, widows peak. Hot I know. Shaving it bald seems like more work than a quick buzz.

Just an observation from a guy who sees 1000s of middle aged guys in denial about their hair.

Verging on homo. No denial here. Had the same ####ed up letterman hairline all my life. Prefer to keep it super short than deal with awful white guy Afro. Sorry I posted pics of gay dudes drawing ######s. Obviously stirred something up for you.

Not at all, I saw some balding guy hiding behind pics of stuff. Seriously, shave it off.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

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hey CQ!!

Hi RN

 

[Josie Maran]

i shall drink 1 more beer in the hopes to crossover to the early risers on the east coast

Uruk has been awake and building a house for the last two hours.At least.

no doubt. pretty sure he's working on the bomb shelter, 6 stories down

Hit some hard assed bedrock at level B4. Gonna have to blast........

:handoff:

 

[stahbux]

I miss her.

 

[Annyong]

Thanks for the updated contact info!

 

[heckmanm]

art

 

[Ignoramus]

On ep 9 of s1 of Dexter. I know you all warned me not to start but damnit I like this show so far. Please don't tell me it's gonna turn sucky.

OK, I won't tell you that it gets really sucky.

 

[Limp Ditka]

My thought while perusing the links

- another famous Keith in the making

- that's a pretty good cookie monste... HEY!

- So Christo's slave name is Keith Wilson?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

My thought while perusing the links

- another famous Keith in the making

- that's a pretty good cookie monste... HEY!

- So Christo's slave name is Keith Wilson?

I didn't know gingers had red starfish

 

[Annyong]

High quality art right there.

 

[Sammy3469]

I'm jealous. That book is decidedly untedious