GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[bryhamm]

If I found out I was having a 3rd kid, I would probably circumcise myself.

/princessbridevoice

I do not think this means what you think it means

 

[kevzilla]

When you guys beat shuke at chess, where do you play? I'm looking for an android app.

Chess Time. But I quit after getting worked by Uni.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

http://www.bizbuysell.com/oregon/portland/bars-and-taverns-for-sale/?q=/wEFA249YQ==

50-500k ??

Whoa.

I like the "Lowbrow Bar" for 100k.

Another year like 2014 financially and we're making this happen. Well, also if somebody buys one of my white babies.

They'd probably take one in trade, IMO.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

How about a bar/animal shelter? People get all swayzted and adopt animals?

Genius.

 

[UniAlias]

Thought we already had plans for a strip club/Top Golf bar type of place. I've been saving cups full of change for months.

 

[Annyong]

If I found out I was having a 3rd kid, I would probably circumcise myself.

/princessbridevoice

I do not think this means what you think it means

I really GM'd that one

 

[Annyong]

Thought we already had plans for a strip club/Top Golf bar type of place. I've been saving cups full of change for months.

Instead of balls, you hit cats with clubs.

 

[-fish-]

If only GM didn't throw away all of his pennies.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

http://www.bizbuysell.com/oregon/portland/bars-and-taverns-for-sale/?q=/wEFA249YQ==

50-500k ??

Whoa.

I like the "Lowbrow Bar" for 100k.

Another year like 2014 financially and we're making this happen. Well, also if somebody buys one of my white babies.

"Hello, Ratso? What's the going rate on newborn males? Yeah. Well, he's not exactly white. He's kind of an off white."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

http://www.bizbuysell.com/oregon/portland/bars-and-taverns-for-sale/?q=/wEFA249YQ==

50-500k ??

Whoa.

I like the "Lowbrow Bar" for 100k.

Another year like 2014 financially and we're making this happen. Well, also if somebody buys one of my white babies.

"Hello, Ratso? What's the going rate on newborn males? Yeah. Well, he's not exactly white. He's kind of an off white."

"More of a...translucent appearance."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thought we already had plans for a strip club/Top Golf bar type of place. I've been saving cups full of change for months.

Washing lots of windshields?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

http://www.bizbuysell.com/oregon/portland/bars-and-taverns-for-sale/?q=/wEFA249YQ==

50-500k ??

Whoa.

I like the "Lowbrow Bar" for 100k.

Another year like 2014 financially and we're making this happen. Well, also if somebody buys one of my white babies.

"Hello, Ratso? What's the going rate on newborn males? Yeah. Well, he's not exactly white. He's kind of an off white."

"More of a...translucent appearance."

"I've got a riddle for you, boys and girls. What's black and Puerto Rican and has my eyes?"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Thought we already had plans for a strip club/Top Golf bar type of place. I've been saving cups full of change for months.

Wish they had a location listed for this.

 

[cosjobs]

We met a boatload of dogs today for adoption at the rescue we'd decided on. We settled on a girl that has scars from burns on her head and down her front left leg. They don't know what happened to her, but whatever she went through doesn't seem to prevent her from being sweet and loving.

Anyway, we're naming her Stella after Stella Liebeck, the little ol' lady who sued McDonald's due to third-degree burns from hot coffee. Is that wrong?

Is cool as long as you call her in a loud Marlon Brando voice.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How about a bar/animal shelter? People get all swayzted and adopt animals?

Genius.

You can call it The Bunny Club.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How about a bar/animal shelter? People get all swayzted and adopt animals?

Genius.

You can call it The Bunny Club.

The Kennel Club imo

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The Kennel Club and Grill?

"Meet 'em before we eat 'em!"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"Adopt 'em before we chop 'em"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The Pound and Pound

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[ScottNorwood]

Thanks for the input guys. Sounds like we're going with Stuffed Cabbage for the ground chicken. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Frostillicus]

At car dealership. Dealer guy is a dead ringer for Shuke, if Shuke was Chinesed.

 

[Annyong]

I saw a a 5'10" Larry Bird at the has station today. I don't think it was really him

 

[Annyong]

At car dealership. Dealer guy is a dead ringer for Shuke, if Shuke was Chinesed.

Pics?

 

[Annyong]

Thanks for the input guys. Sounds like we're going with Stuffed Cabbage for the ground chicken. What could possibly go wrong?

You should form them into wing shapes and fry them

 

[Frostillicus]

At car dealership. Dealer guy is a dead ringer for Shuke, if Shuke was Chinesed.

Pics?

I sent it to some people. One of them can post it. I'm busy.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

At car dealership. Dealer guy is a dead ringer for Shuke, if Shuke was Chinesed.

Pics?

I sent it to some people. One of them can post it. I'm busy.

Are we buying new?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Thanks for the input guys. Sounds like we're going with Stuffed Cabbage for the ground chicken. What could possibly go wrong?

This makes me sad

 

[Guster]

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man,

Bake me a cake as fast as you can;

Pat it and ##### it, and mark it with a B,

Put it in the oven for baby and me.

SEE IT NOW, YOU F'ING MORONS?!?!

Took the kids to the museum today. You know, a place with stuff from history, all factually based and all that.

Well what do we have here?

Just because it's a museum, doesn't mean the contents are factual

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What kind of job is this?

 

[heckmanm]

We met a boatload of dogs today for adoption at the rescue we'd decided on. We settled on a girl that has scars from burns on her head and down her front left leg. They don't know what happened to her, but whatever she went through doesn't seem to prevent her from being sweet and loving.

Anyway, we're naming her Stella after Stella Liebeck, the little ol' lady who sued McDonald's due to third-degree burns from hot coffee. Is that wrong?

Is cool as long as you call her in a loud Marlon Brando voice.

We met a boatload of dogs today for adoption at the rescue we'd decided on. We settled on a girl that has scars from burns on her head and down her front left leg. They don't know what happened to her, but whatever she went through doesn't seem to prevent her from being sweet and loving.

Anyway, we're naming her Stella after Stella Liebeck, the little ol' lady who sued McDonald's due to third-degree burns from hot coffee. Is that wrong?

As long as you always call her in your best Stanley Kowalski voice, it's f###ing awesome.

 

[kevzilla]

What kind of job is this?

Suri Cruise conception reenactor

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What kind of job is this?

Suri Cruise conception reenactor

best comment on reddit "I hope that Koala turns and stares her in the eye when he climaxes. Then reaches out and brushes her cheek."

 

[shuke]

Just finished listening to the Serial podcast.

Pretty intense.

Spoiler

Thought it was a huge letdown after the first 4-5 episodes.

 

[Frostillicus]

Chinesed Shuke (also he's sideways for some reason)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chinesed Shuke (also he's sideways for some reason)

Brack rice?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Oh! Herro, Shuke!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You Texas guys OK?

 

[kevzilla]

You Texas guys OK?

I hope Uni moves from his overpass to a city park for a while.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You Texas guys OK?

I hope Uni moves from his overpass to a city park for a while.

Resolve

 

[UniAlias]

You Texas guys OK?

I hope Uni moves from his overpass to a city park for a while.

Resolve

Didn't feel any today, but felt a couple last week. Kinda weird.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

What kind of job is this?

would a finger in the butt be too much to ask?

 

[gianmarco]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

i did. this event in GM's life may just be the impetus i need to finally convince myself to get snipped.

I have a buddy who was a week away from the procedure when he and his wife found out she was pregnant with their 4th.

Did he go through with it or just throw his hands up in the air as a form of a surrender when he realized his efforts were futile and it no longer mattered at that point?

 

[gianmarco]

Congrats, GM

Someone can have fun adding appropriate subtitles to this

 

[Annyong]

I have to put on a safety meeting today. These are so fun.

 

[El Floppo]

How about a bar/animal shelter? People get all swayzted and adopt animals?

You'd need a lot of available real estate nearby for k4.

I have a doggie day-care/bar/social-club around the corner. drinking and dogs, but not adoption as far as I know.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

What kind of job is this?

I keep waiting for Salt n Pepa to show up.

 

[mr roboto]

What kind of job is this?

I keep waiting for Salt n Pepa to show up.

I'm ashamed to say I'm obsessed with that commercial.

 

[Limp Ditka]

What kind of job is this?

I keep waiting for Salt n Pepa to show up.

Almost nosed my coffee there.

 

[El Floppo]

What kind of job is this?

I keep waiting for Salt n Pepa to show up.

I'm ashamed to say I'm obsessed with that commercial.

me too. not ashamed.