GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[Annyong]

Otter's Purple Penis

 

[Annyong]

At least the wife is making mini burgers for dinner tonight

Outside of the greatness that is the White Castle slider, the concept of mini burgers is lost on me.

Do you like cupcakes?

 

[Osaurus]

I would not consider myself fancy.

Overruled.

 

[Limp Ditka]

At least the wife is making mini burgers for dinner tonight

Outside of the greatness that is the White Castle slider, the concept of mini burgers is lost on me.

Do you like cupcakes?

No

 

[krista4]

I think I'm done with <snip> mozzarella sticks. Just not worth the payoff.

You shut your whore mouth. Go to your room and think about what you just did.

Potato skins and mozzarella sticks are my go-to bar foods.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

At least the wife is making mini burgers for dinner tonight

Outside of the greatness that is the White Castle slider, the concept of mini burgers is lost on me.

Do you like cupcakes?

No

Do you like apples?

 

[Guster]

Yet another page that Tanner isn't going to be able to read thanks to Annyong

 

[UOFI_316]

Yet another page that Tanner isn't going to be able to read thanks to Annyong

Penis

 

[GroveDiesel]

This thread is about 2300 posts from a quarter million.

 

[fdas2]

This thread is about 2300 posts from a quarter million.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23kFiqFiOlA

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This thread is about 2300 posts from a quarter million.

Quite the milestone. Happy 2300 Posts From a Quarter Million Day everybody.

Fresca?

 

[Stoneys]

I'll just leave this here for Tanner and Krista,

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/20710_1029658677063558_5963979024831853824_n.jpg?oh=38e1691818aba9d644536e4667539afc&oe=556416F8&__gda__=1435964794_04fba04084e6b70b0b3db6558c6c0066

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

No, you're right for the most part.

Once you stray away from the wings the food is pretty lame.

But they do good wings and sauces IMO

 

[kevzilla]

It's interesting how this thread has taken the detritus of our daily lives and turned it into...something, I know not what. Still looking for ways to monetize it, but I'm not optimistic. At any rate, eat a ####, everybody.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

I meant to post this a few days ago, text 3148800808 to get a free appetizer from BW3.

If only there was a way I could get free food from BWW.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Penis is not blocked. And I really don't want to tell you guys what seemingly harmless trigger words I've discovered because you'll post them just to be pantloads.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

I meant to post this a few days ago, text 3148800808 to get a free appetizer from BW3.

If only there was a way I could get free food from BWW.

can we text your wife for free food?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'll just leave this here for Tanner and Krista,

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/20710_1029658677063558_5963979024831853824_n.jpg?oh=38e1691818aba9d644536e4667539afc&oe=556416F8&__gda__=1435964794_04fba04084e6b70b0b3db6558c6c0066

Rub Halford

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

I meant to post this a few days ago, text 3148800808 to get a free appetizer from BW3.

If only there was a way I could get free food from BWW.

can we text your wife for free food?

Free food? No.

Free sex? Yes.

 

[fdas2]

Penis is not blocked. And I really don't want to tell you guys what seemingly harmless trigger words I've discovered because you'll post them just to be pantloads.

######, #######, ####, ####er, ****, #####, jizzmonkey,damnit, ####, #######, ####, fartfacestryker

 

[General Malaise]

Kinda like these TBTs, TBH.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Is that the Angie Harmon pic?

And bottom center?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Penis is not . And I really don't want to tell you guys what seemingly harmless trigger words I've discovered because you'll post them just to be pantloads.

Bomb?

Jellycock?

Miracle Whip?

 

[Ignoramus]

######?

 

[Thorn]

So I was listening to 90s on 9 this morning and O.P.P. by Naughty By Nature came on

I always thought this stood for Other People's ##### but as I was listening to the lyrics I became quite Shuked

O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' scratch your temple

The last P...well...that's not that simple

It's sorta like oh well another way to call a cat a kitten

It's five little letters that are missin' here

But then you have

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted different [ed. note: seriously?]

The first two letters are the same but the last is something

different

It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest

It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest cleanness or meanness

So ##### and Penis is what you would deduce, but then you have the First Two Letters are the same lyric...madness I tell you

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

yeah, that something "gifted" part had me thinking Lambskin wasn't very familiar with the song too.

 

[Ignoramus]

I agree with "different", thorn. However, every lyric site says gifted and I went back and listened again and hear "gifted" now.

 

[bostonfred]

This thread is about 2300 posts from a quarter million.

Quite the milestone. Happy 2300 Posts From a Quarter Million Day everybody.

Fresca?

you don't pair a light, refreshing carbonated beverage with the gravitas of a milestone like almost 2300 posts from a quarter million. You need something earthy, spicy, bold but not overpowering. If only we had a mustard somalier here.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

yeah, that something "gifted" part had me thinking Lambskin wasn't very familiar with the song too.

I just cut/pasted

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/naughtybynature/opp.html

 

[Thorn]

I agree with "different", thorn. However, every lyric site says gifted and I went back and listened again and hear "gifted" now.

they also say "army with harmony" when it's "arm me with harmony"

don't try me on this

 

[Dan Lambskin]

That She Likes Me for Meeee thread is gold

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I agree with "different", thorn. However, every lyric site says gifted and I went back and listened again and hear "gifted" now.

they also say "army with harmony" when it's "arm me with harmony"

don't try me on this

http://genius.com/Naughty-by-nature-opp-lyrics

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

some things on the internet are wrong. this is huge.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Even the guys from Train think that's a crappy song

drops of jupiter. that's a good one.

Great tune

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

I meant to post this a few days ago, text 3148800808 to get a free appetizer from BW3. If you don't have to put a message in the text but if you write something funny about having sex with Doug that can be read over the radio, you could win 2 Wherenberg movie tickets. Just make sure you sign your FFA name so I can laugh.

I think this may only be from 7-10am CST.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

I meant to post this a few days ago, text 3148800808 to get a free appetizer from BW3.

If only there was a way I could get free food from BWW.

It was for the whole thread, Tonto.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I almost feel terrible for enjoying this.

A room full of Seahawk fans full of optimism one minute and then...well, you know the rest.

VOLUME WARNING AND SOME F-BOMBS

None of those guys had any clue who the Seahawks were until 2013

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tonto.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

I meant to post this a few days ago, text 3148800808 to get a free appetizer from BW3.

If only there was a way I could get free food from BWW.

It was for the whole thread, Tonto.

Thanks

 

[Ignoramus]

I agree with "different", thorn. However, every lyric site says gifted and I went back and listened again and hear "gifted" now.

they also say "army with harmony" when it's "arm me with harmony"don't try me on this

You mean to tell me they rhymed "different" with "different"? That's just lazy.

 

[Thorn]

I agree with "different", thorn. However, every lyric site says gifted and I went back and listened again and hear "gifted" now.

they also say "army with harmony" when it's "arm me with harmony"don't try me on this

You mean to tell me they rhymed "different" with "different"? That's just lazy.

For one line? Please.

Sometimes it's the whole song.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Thorn is holding it down wrt rap lyrics in here.

 

[General Malaise]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

You add my meatball recipe to your spreadsheet index?

 

[General Malaise]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

What'd you go with?

I was doing work on my iPad while I ate so I didn't want my hands to get all messy. I had the tenders with the Asian Zing sauce on the side. Nice and simple.

Asian Zing is a solid top 3 sauce. Good choice, imo.

Eh...mid tier sauce at best

spicy garlic

Thai curry

Hot

Mango Habenero

Hot bbq

Caribbean jerk

Parmesan garlic

Asian Zing

No. It's spicy garlic, mango habanero, asian zing, and then the rest. Everyone knows that.

I rather enjoy Caribbean Jerk.

Also, my bartender buddy Katie.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Getting a rap lyric schooling from an Irish Yankee is like getting lapped by an Asian chick at Malibu Grand Prix.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Katie >

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Me: What is Bob Marley giving a hand-job?

Alex: Correct.

 

[Thorn]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

What'd you go with?

I was doing work on my iPad while I ate so I didn't want my hands to get all messy. I had the tenders with the Asian Zing sauce on the side. Nice and simple.

Asian Zing is a solid top 3 sauce. Good choice, imo.

Eh...mid tier sauce at best

spicy garlic

Thai curry

Hot

Mango Habenero

Hot bbq

Caribbean jerk

Parmesan garlic

Asian Zing

No. It's spicy garlic, mango habanero, asian zing, and then the rest. Everyone knows that.

I rather enjoy Caribbean Jerk.

Also, my bartender buddy Katie.

oh my

 

[Thorn]

Getting a rap lyric schooling from an Irish Yankee is like getting lapped by an Asian chick at Malibu Grand Prix.

thanks?

 

[Thorn]

It's as if you guys forget I'm black, like Doctor Detroit.