GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

I think I'm done with deep dish pizza. Is good but it's horrible for you and sits in your stomach like concrete. If it tasted better than regular pizza, I'd still give it a shot one in a while, but it's just kind of meh. same thing with mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and Pringles. Just not worth the payoff.

Oh, I think you are dead wrong on the Pringles, GB. Dead. Wrong.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Getting a rap lyric schooling from an Irish Yankee is like getting lapped by an Asian chick at Malibu Grand Prix.

thanks?

You're breaking stereotypes here, Tiger.

 

[Ignoramus]

I agree with "different", thorn. However, every lyric site says gifted and I went back and listened again and hear "gifted" now.

they also say "army with harmony" when it's "arm me with harmony"don't try me on this

You mean to tell me they rhymed "different" with "different"? That's just lazy.

For one line? Please.Sometimes it's the whole song.

I like the annotations on that site.

 

[Thorn]

I agree with "different", thorn. However, every lyric site says gifted and I went back and listened again and hear "gifted" now.

they also say "army with harmony" when it's "arm me with harmony"don't try me on this

You mean to tell me they rhymed "different" with "different"? That's just lazy.

For one line? Please.Sometimes it's the whole song.

I like the annotations on that site.

they're pretty great

 

[General Malaise]

any thoughts on life insurance? my 10 year policy is expiring. should i re-up for 10, 15, 20, more? i'm 46

How old are your kids?

I'm assuming you're using if for a safety net, not an investment vehicle.

correct. she's 8

wait- are you asking whether you should re-up for life insurance in general, or just for how long?

re-up for as long as you can afford- the rates will only be worse and harder to come by as your age increases and health decreases.

re uping. my dad died out of the blue at 51 leaving his wife and 3 month old baby up #### creek. not pleasant to watch her deal with all of it.

I've got two 20-year terms, but they ain't going to last into the teenage years of the little kids, so I need more. My existing rates are de minimis, but the years haven't been too kind to me so I'm going to have to employ SLB's sober spring and summer, Bentley's running program, one of Cos' crazy caveman diets and perhaps a borrowed prostate to get reasonable term rates at this point in life.

Also, once I get set up with moar, I'm going to start storm chasing, swimming next to oil tankers and lipping off to people who don't take kindly to albino wise acres.

My sales bat-signal sounded. I can help if either of you are interested. ------> https://robliano.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/top20jerks-nedryerson-590x350.jpg

Send me a PM if you're serious. I have not aged well and will probably lie on your little test you make me take. I'm for sure going to take Golden Seal for the pee test even though pot is legal now. If still interested, I'll go through you. Wife too. Looking for maybe $500K each? She's young and healthy so maybe she'll help offset my advanced age and bad habits.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I bet Katie does butt stuff.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

What'd you go with?

I was doing work on my iPad while I ate so I didn't want my hands to get all messy. I had the tenders with the Asian Zing sauce on the side. Nice and simple.

Asian Zing is a solid top 3 sauce. Good choice, imo.

Eh...mid tier sauce at best

spicy garlic

Thai curry

Hot

Mango Habenero

Hot bbq

Caribbean jerk

Parmesan garlic

Asian Zing

No. It's spicy garlic, mango habanero, asian zing, and then the rest. Everyone knows that.

I rather enjoy Caribbean Jerk.

Also, my bartender buddy Katie.

Won't open for me. But I can tell that she really likes you. And not like she likes her other regulars.

 

[General Malaise]

Is that the Angie Harmon pic?

And bottom center?

I prefer to call it the Jennifer Williams pic, but yeah, that's Miss Harmon. Not sure how that is bottom center, but I'm now going to investigate.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I agree with "different", thorn. However, every lyric site says gifted and I went back and listened again and hear "gifted" now.

they also say "army with harmony" when it's "arm me with harmony"don't try me on this

You mean to tell me they rhymed "different" with "different"? That's just lazy.

For one line? Please.Sometimes it's the whole song.

I like the annotations on that site.

they're pretty great

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I love Katie.

 

[Sammy3469]

I love Katie.

Isn't she too old?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I love Katie.

Isn't she too old?

It's not like she's 25 or anything.

 

[krista4]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

 

[General Malaise]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

What'd you go with?

I was doing work on my iPad while I ate so I didn't want my hands to get all messy. I had the tenders with the Asian Zing sauce on the side. Nice and simple.

Asian Zing is a solid top 3 sauce. Good choice, imo.

Eh...mid tier sauce at best

spicy garlic

Thai curry

Hot

Mango Habenero

Hot bbq

Caribbean jerk

Parmesan garlic

Asian Zing

No. It's spicy garlic, mango habanero, asian zing, and then the rest. Everyone knows that.

I rather enjoy Caribbean Jerk.

Also, my bartender buddy Katie.

oh my

Facebook is nice.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

Not a fan. But you go ahead and enjoy your Terrorism Fritters, Toots.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

someone in this thread said he never had ketchup.

 

[General Malaise]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

What'd you go with?

I was doing work on my iPad while I ate so I didn't want my hands to get all messy. I had the tenders with the Asian Zing sauce on the side. Nice and simple.

Asian Zing is a solid top 3 sauce. Good choice, imo.

Eh...mid tier sauce at best

spicy garlic

Thai curry

Hot

Mango Habenero

Hot bbq

Caribbean jerk

Parmesan garlic

Asian Zing

No. It's spicy garlic, mango habanero, asian zing, and then the rest. Everyone knows that.

I rather enjoy Caribbean Jerk.

Also, my bartender buddy Katie.

Won't open for me. But I can tell that she really likes you. And not like she likes her other regulars.

Well, duh. I'm hard not to like. Even you sorta like me and you hate everything except cats, The Pixies, trivia and measles outbreaks.

 

[Ignoramus]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

Not a fan.

:shocked:

 

[Thorn]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

 

[General Malaise]

I love Katie.

Isn't she too old?

It's not like she's 25 or anything.

28. Sorry GB. :(

I'll try to befriend some younger barkeeps elsewhere and then casually mention your name.

 

[kevzilla]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

 

[fdas2]

More like Falawful, amirite?

 

[Frostillicus]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

You add my meatball recipe to your spreadsheet index?

I did not, though I should.

 

[Sammy3469]

How about shawarma, you heathens?

 

[General Malaise]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

You add my meatball recipe to your spreadsheet index?

I did not, though I should.

I'd like that. In fact, I'm dropping my earnest money off today at Chicago Title, which is really close to a little outlet store that I think you might have some interest in....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How about shawarma, you heathens?

Good stuff.

 

[El Floppo]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

I figured it was schtick.

 

[El Floppo]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

oh come on.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

How about shawarma, you heathens?

Delicious

I recently bought a jar of the garlic sauce for home use

 

[Frostillicus]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

You add my meatball recipe to your spreadsheet index?

I did not, though I should.

I'd like that. In fact, I'm dropping my earnest money off today at Chicago Title, which is really close to a little outlet store that I think you might have some interest in....

Recipe added.

 

[General Malaise]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

You add my meatball recipe to your spreadsheet index?

I did not, though I should.

I'd like that. In fact, I'm dropping my earnest money off today at Chicago Title, which is really close to a little outlet store that I think you might have some interest in....

Recipe added.

Oh yeah, I'm going to be poor after I drop the check off. Can we just do a normal person's order of meat sticks this time?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

oh come on.

I'm sure I've had it, especially if it comes in liquid form and blends with Pappy's

 

[fdas2]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

You add my meatball recipe to your spreadsheet index?

I did not, though I should.

I'd like that. In fact, I'm dropping my earnest money off today at Chicago Title, which is really close to a little outlet store that I think you might have some interest in....

Recipe added.

Great, bribery has tainted this.

 

[Guster]

Recipe added.

link?

 

[Frostillicus]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

You add my meatball recipe to your spreadsheet index?

I did not, though I should.

I'd like that. In fact, I'm dropping my earnest money off today at Chicago Title, which is really close to a little outlet store that I think you might have some interest in....

Recipe added.

Oh yeah, I'm going to be poor after I drop the check off. Can we just do a normal person's order of meat sticks this time?

Whatever you want.

 

[kevzilla]

Instant shawarma gonna get you

 

[Limp Ditka]

More like Falawful, amirite?

 

[General Malaise]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

You add my meatball recipe to your spreadsheet index?

I did not, though I should.

I'd like that. In fact, I'm dropping my earnest money off today at Chicago Title, which is really close to a little outlet store that I think you might have some interest in....

Recipe added.

Great, bribery has tainted this.

Try my balls, FDAS. Then tell me they're tainted.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

Could you make falafel or schwarma out of lobstah?

 

[fdas2]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

You add my meatball recipe to your spreadsheet index?

I did not, though I should.

I'd like that. In fact, I'm dropping my earnest money off today at Chicago Title, which is really close to a little outlet store that I think you might have some interest in....

Recipe added.

Great, bribery has tainted this.

Try my balls, FDAS. Then tell me they're tainted.

 

[-fish-]

going off the grid for a while.

try to be more interesting when I get back.

 

[Limp Ditka]

going off the grid for a while.

try to be more interesting when I get back.

You can't do this now!?!?!?I'm married and sober

Who will I live vicariously through?

 

[Aerial Assault]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

What'd you go with?

I was doing work on my iPad while I ate so I didn't want my hands to get all messy. I had the tenders with the Asian Zing sauce on the side. Nice and simple.

Asian Zing is a solid top 3 sauce. Good choice, imo.

It's an ambitious little sauce but not too presumptuous. Sweet yet bold. Leads with a vigorous introduction to the chili, followed by a faint notion of ginger, and finishes with just the slightest chuchotement of soy.

Would like but have no likes remaining.

That reminds me that the statutory, Federal Reserve-imposed like limit is really still working out quite well for me.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

any thoughts on life insurance? my 10 year policy is expiring. should i re-up for 10, 15, 20, more? i'm 46

How old are your kids? I'm assuming you're using if for a safety net, not an investment vehicle.

correct. she's 8

wait- are you asking whether you should re-up for life insurance in general, or just for how long?

re-up for as long as you can afford- the rates will only be worse and harder to come by as your age increases and health decreases.

re uping. my dad died out of the blue at 51 leaving his wife and 3 month old baby up #### creek. not pleasant to watch her deal with all of it.

I've got two 20-year terms, but they ain't going to last into the teenage years of the little kids, so I need more. My existing rates are de minimis, but the years haven't been too kind to me so I'm going to have to employ SLB's sober spring and summer, Bentley's running program, one of Cos' crazy caveman diets and perhaps a borrowed prostate to get reasonable term rates at this point in life.

Also, once I get set up with moar, I'm going to start storm chasing, swimming next to oil tankers and lipping off to people who don't take kindly to albino wise acres.

My sales bat-signal sounded. I can help if either of you are interested. ------> https://robliano.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/top20jerks-nedryerson-590x350.jpg

Send me a PM if you're serious. I have not aged well and will probably lie on your little test you make me take. I'm for sure going to take Golden Seal for the pee test even though pot is legal now. If still interested, I'll go through you. Wife too. Looking for maybe $500K each? She's young and healthy so maybe she'll help offset my advanced age and bad habits.

Same. Send info

 

[-fish-]

going off the grid for a while.

try to be more interesting when I get back.

You can't do this now!?!?!?I'm married and sober

Who will I live vicariously through?

sorry, man. off to mexico with notcrazychick.

when I return I'll tell you the story about the one I met three weeks ago that asked if she could pee on me.

for you office drones: is there any better feeling at work than setting your out of office reply?

 

[Aerial Assault]

going off the grid for a while.

try to be more interesting when I get back.

You can't do this now!?!?!?I'm married and sober

Who will I live vicariously through?

sorry, man. off to mexico with notcrazychick.

when I return I'll tell you the story about the one I met three weeks ago that asked if she could pee on me.

for you office drones: is there any better feeling at work than setting your out of office reply?

Only thing I can think of that compares is realizing you still have a couple of daily likes left.

Oh, you said at work. Sorry.

 

[krista4]

There are people living and breathing in this great country of ours who haven't had falafel.

someone in this thread said he never had ketchup.

All of this must be shtick.

 

[krista4]

going off the grid for a while.

try to be more interesting when I get back.

You can't do this now!?!?!?I'm married and sober

Who will I live vicariously through?

sorry, man. off to mexico with notcrazychick.

when I return I'll tell you the story about the one I met three weeks ago that asked if she could pee on me.

for you office drones: is there any better feeling at work than setting your out of office reply?

Only thing I can think of that compares is realizing you still have a couple of daily likes left.

Oh, you said at work. Sorry.

I hate that moment when I'm about to like something and worried about whether I'll get the error message. :(

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I hate that moment when I'm about to like something and worried about whether I'll get the error message. :(

T&P

 

[krista4]

I hate that moment when I'm about to like something and worried about whether I'll get the error message. :(

T&P

When is the "Hate This" button coming?