GM's thread about nothing (77 Viewers)

[Annyong]

Ate a family size bag of peanut M&M's yesterday.

I don't even know why they make the M&M's without peanuts.

 

[kevzilla]

Good job O. Keep it up.

I'm about 5 ten and about 190. I've gained nearly 20 el bees since my marathon. Winter weight. My goal is 165 so I can look sexy in my speedo.

My goal is for a speedo to be visible.

 

[Annyong]

http://m.imgur.com/JlAUIH3

Where's your giant dreadlocks, Piggy?

That hurts. My worse looking brothers make fun of myPig nose.

 

[bostonfred]

Just saw this world wildlife federation ad. It starts out talking about how the tiger population is down 97% in the last century, and there's only 3200 wild tigers left. And that sounded great. I honestly can't remember fearing for my life because of a tiger attack. I feel like we've finally got this tiger problem licked, you know, unless you're a gay couple that likes ####### with tigers while you wear sequins and call it a magic show. But it turns out these guys are collecting money to make more tigers. How is that any better an idea than the guys on jurassic park who decided to clone up some carnivores?

 

[Annyong]

Good point Fred. #### Tigers

 

[Limp Ditka]

Good point Fred. #### Tigers

Especially those Detroit ones. They're the worst

 

[Annyong]

Agreed

 

[Annyong]

I drank too much rum for a monday

 

[Annyong]

Watching the Woodstock thing on Palladia

 

[Annyong]

Apparently there's some #### going down in my hood. Like 2-3 fire trucks and 2-3 cop cats lighting up my windows.

 

[Annyong]

Cop cats would be a funny website. Maybe I'll start that up

 

[Limp Ditka]

Apparently there's some #### going down in my hood. Like 2-3 fire trucks and 2-3 cop cats lighting up my windows.

And now you have tanner's attention

 

[Limp Ditka]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yhFeLLXjIw

 

[Limp Ditka]

Well that sucked

http://www.dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cat-cop.jpg

 

[DA RAIDERS]

went on a glorious hike/run with my wife and daughter today. we took our neighbor's dog. it was too damn cute watching my daughter chase the dog along the trails and vice versa. there's no ####### way i should get a dog, right? they both bug me about getting a pet.

 

[Limp Ditka]

went on a glorious hike/run with my wife and daughter today. we took our neighbor's dog. it was too damn cute watching my daughter chase the dog along the trails and vice versa. there's no ####### way i should get a dog, right? they both bug me about getting a pet.

12 year mistake

 

[Homer J Simpson]

http://m.imgur.com/JlAUIH3

Where's your giant dreadlocks, Piggy?

That hurts. My worse looking brothers make fun of myPig nose.

Sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I'm spectacularly unattractive.

But you kind of do have a pig nose.

 

[shuke]

not to bring up old drama

Oh really?

Don't really know the backstory of what happened but I liked Furley.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

not to bring up old drama

Oh really?

Don't really know the backstory of what happened but I liked Furley.

Yeah. Oops by me.

 

[bentley]

AngryWife went to the trainer for the first time ever today. She seems pretty crabby about how it went. I'm taking that as a good thing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

AngryWife went to the trainer for the first time ever today. She seems pretty crabby about how it went. I'm taking that as a good thing.

Did she take to the leash?

 

[bentley]

AngryWife went to the trainer for the first time ever today. She seems pretty crabby about how it went. I'm taking that as a good thing.

Did she take to the leash?

No, but she did smell the glove.ETA - That's from This Is Spinal Tap, which you probably hated.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

AngryWife went to the trainer for the first time ever today. She seems pretty crabby about how it went. I'm taking that as a good thing.

Did she take to the leash?

No, but she did smell the glove.ETA - That's from This Is Spinal Tap, which you probably hated.

Why would I hate This is Spinal Tap? It's a good movie.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Funny

 

[Annyong]

Cop Cats! It was the purrfect crime

 

[El Floppo]

Furleygate, part 2?

 

[fdas2]

I was going to make a pig nose joke, but I see Homer took care of it.

 

[Osaurus]

Clickers work great for training

 

[Sammy3469]

went on a glorious hike/run with my wife and daughter today. we took our neighbor's dog. it was too damn cute watching my daughter chase the dog along the trails and vice versa. there's no ####### way i should get a dog, right? they both bug me about getting a pet.

12 year mistake

better than a GM's double life sentence

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My daughter was listening to a song this morning that planted an idea in my head. It made me chuckle. In another time and another life on the innerwebs, we would have been listening to a biggie ballad about Tanner in a few days.

 

[Annyong]

Updated portrait

 

[Sammy3469]

Updated portrait

Nice Pipe!

 

[Annyong]

Updated portrait

Nice Pipe!

Ceci n'est nas une pipe

 

[Sammy3469]

Updated portrait

Nice Pipe!

Ceci n'est nas une pipe

I will not be fooled!

 

[El Floppo]

Updated portrait

Nice Pipe!

Ceci n'est nas une pipe

oui, c'est un tee-pee.

NICE WIGWAM!

you're too tents.

 

[Limp Ditka]

went on a glorious hike/run with my wife and daughter today. we took our neighbor's dog. it was too damn cute watching my daughter chase the dog along the trails and vice versa. there's no ####### way i should get a dog, right? they both bug me about getting a pet.

12 year mistake

better than a GM's double life sentence

Ouch

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Any of you guys into cuckolding?

ETA: or ladies

I'll bang your wife while you watch.

Just saw this world wildlife federation ad. It starts out talking about how the tiger population is down 97% in the last century, and there's only 3200 wild tigers left. And that sounded great. I honestly can't remember fearing for my life because of a tiger attack. I feel like we've finally got this tiger problem licked, you know, unless you're a gay couple that likes ####### with tigers while you wear sequins and call it a magic show. But it turns out these guys are collecting money to make more tigers. How is that any better an idea than the guys on jurassic park who decided to clone up some carnivores?

My daughter was listening to a song this morning that planted an idea in my head. It made me chuckle. In another time and another life on the innerwebs, we would have been listening to a biggie ballad about Tanner in a few days.

:(

 

[Annyong]

Updated portrait

Nice Pipe!

Ceci n'est nas une pipe

oui, c'est un tee-pee.

NICE WIGWAM!

you're too tents.

That's my boys tent (bat cave) that they apparently needed from Restoration Hardware (Hi Otis!)

 

[El Floppo]

Updated portrait

Nice Pipe!

Ceci n'est nas une pipe

oui, c'est un tee-pee.

NICE WIGWAM!

you're too tents.

That's my boys tent (bat cave) that they apparently needed from Restoration Hardware (Hi Otis!)

great googly. yeah, RH is my go-to for kid's supplies, specifically tents.

 

[Osaurus]

Updated portrait

Nice Pipe!

Ceci n'est nas une pipe

oui, c'est un tee-pee.NICE WIGWAM!

you're too tents.

That's my boys tent (bat cave) that they apparently needed from Restoration Hardware (Hi Otis!)

great googly. yeah, RH is my go-to for kid's supplies, specifically tents.

That and Edison bulbs...amiright?

 

[strykerpks]

We are negotiating with RH to do some deliveries for them. Holy balls that place is expensive

 

[Thorn]

Red Herrings?

Rh negative?

Random House?

Right Horny?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Red Herrings?

Rh negative?

Random House?

Right Horny?

Restoration Hardware, but Right Horny is expensive too.

 

[El Floppo]

Red Herrings?

Rh negative?

Random House?

Right Horny?

Restoration Hardware, but Right Horny is expensive too.

much more so than Left... sinister ####ers.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ATTN GM: World Ag Expo starts today. You going to make it down this year?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Osaurus (iPhone auto corrected to 'issues'. Coincidence? I think not)

Always interested in what's worked for people when it comes to defatassing themselves.

What secrets of your success can you share?

 

[T Bell]

This is pretty awesome. Always blown away by such creativity.

 

[shuke]

Walking Dead thread may be worst in board's history.

 

[Osaurus]

Osaurus (iPhone auto corrected to 'issues'. Coincidence? I think not)

Always interested in what's worked for people when it comes to defatassing themselves.

What secrets of your success can you share?

Decrease stress, exercise, and burn more calories than you take in. Pretty simple really (for me anyway)

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Walking Dead thread may be worst in board's history.

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