GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[shuke]

In case anyone missed this.

 

[General Malaise]

In case anyone missed this.

That is so uncomfortable to watch.

 

[dharmapunk]

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Holy crap. Are those that woman's kids? If so, how about sending her to parenting classes. Jeezus.

 

[shuke]

In case anyone missed this.

Holy crap. Are those that woman's kids? If so, how about sending her to parenting classes. Jeezus.

No, that's the guy's kids. Gloria Allred is their lawyer.

 

[dharmapunk]

In case anyone missed this.

Holy crap. Are those that woman's kids? If so, how about sending her to parenting classes. Jeezus.

No, that's the guy's kids. Gloria Allred is their lawyer.

Figures. The lawyer is always the one doing the screwing.

 

[YSR]

Have a good season, Bin Laden.

 

[bentley]

Just in case you thought the FFA political hacks might wait until AFTER the announcement was made to ##### up the OBL story, they didn't.

 

[kevzilla]

Have a good season, Bin Laden.

Pretty sure he's been permabanned.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Is anyone else sick of rain? We are gettin' killed over here.

 

[mr. furley]

Is anyone else sick of rain? We are gettin' killed over here.

here too. non-stop for weeks more or less.

 

[dharmapunk]

Is anyone else sick of rain? We are gettin' killed over here.

Yea, but nature was nice enough to let up this morning when I ran my first ever 5K, so I'm happy enough.

 

[desert rose]

Is anyone else sick of rain? We are gettin' killed over here.

What are you talking about? It hasn't rained here since October.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Is anyone else sick of rain? We are gettin' killed over here.

What are you talking about? It hasn't rained here since October.

RoseI need a boat ...Its coming down here again like we ate fried chicken at a KKK death metal concert in Idaho.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In case anyone missed this.

That is so uncomfortable to watch.

W.T.F.

 

[Early_10]

I needed that.

 

[TobiasFunke]

So where are we putting pictures/comments about ridiculously beautiful women in the FFA these days? Because I had the privilege of gawking at this woman for about an hour this past weekend, and it was life-changing. Everyone else is now fighting for second place.

 

[RudiStein]

In case anyone missed this.

That is so uncomfortable to watch.

"Let me show you the obscene and disgusting thing this man did in front of these kids...in front of these kids."

 

[General Malaise]

Is anyone else sick of rain? We are gettin' killed over here.

Yea, but nature was nice enough to let up this morning when I ran my first ever 5K, so I'm happy enough.

Nice job. How'd you do?I ran 8 miles yesterday. Fell asleep at 8pm.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is anyone else sick of rain? We are gettin' killed over here.

It's raining again here today. It has rained 17 of the last 21 days. I'm about ready to have sex with an electrical outlet.

In case anyone missed this.

That is so uncomfortable to watch.

"Let me show you the obscene and disgusting thing this man did in front of these kids...in front of these kids."

It looks like she would be a very gentle lover.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

In case anyone missed this.

HOT

 

[mr. furley]

So where are we putting pictures/comments about ridiculously beautiful women in the FFA these days? Because I had the privilege of gawking at this woman for about an hour this past weekend, and it was life-changing. Everyone else is now fighting for second place.

do tell. and make it lascivious.. i really need this to be good

 

[TobiasFunke]

So where are we putting pictures/comments about ridiculously beautiful women in the FFA these days? Because I had the privilege of gawking at this woman for about an hour this past weekend, and it was life-changing. Everyone else is now fighting for second place.

do tell. and make it lascivious.. i really need this to be good

Sorry if I oversold it- there's not much to tell. The only thing that was life-changing about it was seeing literally the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in the quarter-century that's passed since I went through puberty. Every inch of her was absolutely perfect. At one point she was standing by Scarlett Johansson and I really had no interest whatsoever in shifting my gaze to ogle Scarlett.

I was pretty sure her rack was real at the time, but those Google image pictures are making me a little skeptical. Maybe she just had a really really good plastic surgeon.

 

[mr. furley]

So where are we putting pictures/comments about ridiculously beautiful women in the FFA these days? Because I had the privilege of gawking at this woman for about an hour this past weekend, and it was life-changing. Everyone else is now fighting for second place.

do tell. and make it lascivious.. i really need this to be good

Sorry if I oversold it- there's not much to tell. The only thing that was life-changing about it was seeing literally the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in the quarter-century that's passed since I went through puberty. Every inch of her was absolutely perfect. At one point she was standing by Scarlett Johansson and I really had no interest whatsoever in shifting my gaze to ogle Scarlett.

I was pretty sure her rack was real at the time, but those Google image pictures are making me a little skeptical. Maybe she just had a really really good plastic surgeon.

in lieu of descriptive visuals the least you could do is make up some stuff for me.oh, and what were you doing mingling with hot babes?

 

[TobiasFunke]

So where are we putting pictures/comments about ridiculously beautiful women in the FFA these days? Because I had the privilege of gawking at this woman for about an hour this past weekend, and it was life-changing. Everyone else is now fighting for second place.

do tell. and make it lascivious.. i really need this to be good

Sorry if I oversold it- there's not much to tell. The only thing that was life-changing about it was seeing literally the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in the quarter-century that's passed since I went through puberty. Every inch of her was absolutely perfect. At one point she was standing by Scarlett Johansson and I really had no interest whatsoever in shifting my gaze to ogle Scarlett.

I was pretty sure her rack was real at the time, but those Google image pictures are making me a little skeptical. Maybe she just had a really really good plastic surgeon.

in lieu of descriptive visuals the least you could do is make up some stuff for me.oh, and what were you doing mingling with hot babes?

In lieu of descriptive visual, here's an actual visual from the same night.Once a year, rich and good-looking people come to DC for a big dinner and night on the town, before making a hasty retreat to rejoin their good-looking peers in way cooler cities. I was at a party affiliated with that. This gift from the heavens was on the arm of Russell Simmons.

 

[urbanhack]

So where are we putting pictures/comments about ridiculously beautiful women in the FFA these days? Because I had the privilege of gawking at this woman for about an hour this past weekend, and it was life-changing. Everyone else is now fighting for second place.

hot damn she's ####### hot.

 

[pricklypete]

Had the guys over for poker/draft this weekend.

I believe we have successfully found a great use for the California Hold Em deck that I have.

Blackjack.

Nothing sweeter than splitting 11's and watching the dealer having to hit his hard sixteen and pulling a 12 of spades.

Crowd went wild.

 

[facook]

US Navy Cmdt

I put this up in one of the other OBL threads. It's pretty jingoistic for the first half or so, but wait for the "I believe" part. Chills.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My wife finally decided to get her paychecks from work. Her paychecks 2011 YTD.

 

[YSR]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

 

[Early_10]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

How long til the big day?You're terribly lacking in pics for such a beautiful woman. Work on that.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

writing sucks

 

[YSR]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

How long til the big day?You're terribly lacking in pics for such a beautiful woman. Work on that.

T-minus 12 days. Although, we are considering scrapping the honeymoon. Fiance booked a week in Acapulco and apparently is starting to pick up on the idea that trips to Mexico (even resort towns) are not a great idea right now. :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

writing sucks

My handwriting is impeccable.

 

[RudiStein]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

writing sucks

My handwriting is impeccable.

I guess I've been using that word incorrectly for years.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

writing sucks

My handwriting is impeccable.

I guess I've been using that word incorrectly for years.

It takes a big man to admit that and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

How long til the big day?You're terribly lacking in pics for such a beautiful woman. Work on that.

T-minus 12 days. Although, we are considering scrapping the honeymoon. Fiance booked a week in Acapulco and apparently is starting to pick up on the idea that trips to Mexico (even resort towns) are not a great idea right now. :(

Oh geez.

 

[YSR]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

How long til the big day?You're terribly lacking in pics for such a beautiful woman. Work on that.

T-minus 12 days. Although, we are considering scrapping the honeymoon. Fiance booked a week in Acapulco and apparently is starting to pick up on the idea that trips to Mexico (even resort towns) are not a great idea right now. :(

Oh geez.

 

[Frostillicus]

This is what I ultimately ended up with

Look at Richie McRicherson over here.

Says Daycare McMoneybags

Ha! Neither kid in daycare anymore. It's killing my wife and making my homelife a wreck, but at least I'm not spending a ridiculous amount of money anymore.

 

[YSR]

This is what I ultimately ended up with

Look at Richie McRicherson over here.

Says Daycare McMoneybags

Ha! Neither kid in daycare anymore. It's killing my wife and making my homelife a wreck, but at least I'm not spending a ridiculous amount of money anymore.

Ha! I took the dress back and wore an old one that I got from TJ Maxx.

 

[dharmapunk]

Is anyone else sick of rain? We are gettin' killed over here.

Yea, but nature was nice enough to let up this morning when I ran my first ever 5K, so I'm happy enough.

Nice job. How'd you do?I ran 8 miles yesterday. Fell asleep at 8pm.

Finished second in my age group and won a shirt too big to ever wear! (they ran out of mediums)Time: 25:05. I was shocked. I was just hoping to finish within 35 minutes. EDIT: that's twenty-five oh five.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

How long til the big day?You're terribly lacking in pics for such a beautiful woman. Work on that.

T-minus 12 days. Although, we are considering scrapping the honeymoon. Fiance booked a week in Acapulco and apparently is starting to pick up on the idea that trips to Mexico (even resort towns) are not a great idea right now. :(

Oh geez.

The touristy parts of Mexico are safe.

 

[Frostillicus]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

How long til the big day?You're terribly lacking in pics for such a beautiful woman. Work on that.

T-minus 12 days. Although, we are considering scrapping the honeymoon. Fiance booked a week in Acapulco and apparently is starting to pick up on the idea that trips to Mexico (even resort towns) are not a great idea right now. :(

Oh geez.

The touristy parts of Mexico are safe.

Tell that to that one chick.

 

[desert rose]

I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.

How long til the big day?You're terribly lacking in pics for such a beautiful woman. Work on that.

T-minus 12 days. Although, we are considering scrapping the honeymoon. Fiance booked a week in Acapulco and apparently is starting to pick up on the idea that trips to Mexico (even resort towns) are not a great idea right now. :(

Oh geez.

The touristy parts of Mexico are safe.

Tell that to that one chick.

Are you referring to me as that one chick?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

I want to see pics of YSR!

 

[General Malaise]

Is anyone else sick of rain? We are gettin' killed over here.

Yea, but nature was nice enough to let up this morning when I ran my first ever 5K, so I'm happy enough.

Nice job. How'd you do?I ran 8 miles yesterday. Fell asleep at 8pm.

Finished second in my age group and won a shirt too big to ever wear! (they ran out of mediums)Time: 25:05. I was shocked. I was just hoping to finish within 35 minutes. EDIT: that's twenty-five oh five.

Wow, that's great! Good for you. I'd like to get down to 25 minutes for 5K soon. I was over 28 minutes, but died in the 12 degree cold.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Southern California is the worst state in America. I never want to go back there again.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Kansas City, KS

Minneapolis, MN

Fargo, ND

Sunnyvale, CA

I will visit every one of these places in the next 3 weeks. Each for one day, but Sunnyvale for a week.

Cali people, what can I do in Sunnyvale?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Kansas City, KSMinneapolis, MNFargo, NDSunnyvale, CAI will visit every one of these places in the next 3 weeks. Each for one day, but Sunnyvale for a week.Cali people, what can I do in Sunnyvale?

It's pretty boring down there. Get a car and go to SF?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So where are we putting pictures/comments about ridiculously beautiful women in the FFA these days? Because I had the privilege of gawking at this woman for about an hour this past weekend, and it was life-changing. Everyone else is now fighting for second place.

Holy crap, she is amazing.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Kansas City, KSMinneapolis, MNFargo, NDSunnyvale, CAI will visit every one of these places in the next 3 weeks. Each for one day, but Sunnyvale for a week.Cali people, what can I do in Sunnyvale?

So no Youngstown trips in your near future, huh?