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I just wrote 18 handwritten thank you notes to all of the hosts and hostesses for my engagement party this past weekend. I am amazed how much my hand hurts and realize how little I actually write these days.
How long til the big day?You're terribly lacking in pics for such a beautiful woman. Work on that.
:wub: T-minus 12 days. Although, we are considering scrapping the honeymoon. Fiance booked a week in Acapulco and apparently is starting to pick up on the idea that trips to Mexico (even resort towns) are not a great idea right now. :(
Oh geez.
:confused:
The touristy parts of Mexico are safe.
My mom would disagree
 
The touristy parts of Mexico are safe.
My mom would disagree
My mom, too. She's the one who pulled him aside this weekend and expressed some uneasiness about it - which prompted him to start Googling for news articles. :shrug:
My mom was there several years ago with a female friend (go ahead, say it). They had one drink at the hotel bar and woke up in their room 24 hours later with terrible headaches. Luckily a couple they had met walked them back to their room and she was not apparently violated in any way.I have friends that have been there many times without incident. It's just not a country I personally ever care to visit.
 
So apparently one of my wife's co-workers has an incontinence problem. And he liqui-crapped on one of their conference room chairs. And left it there to ferment. A little while later a female co-worker comes in, not really paying attention, and sits right in the semi-dried poo stew. She senses a problem, gets up, checks out the chair, and goes running for the bathroom to puke. She comes out and tells the manager what happened and that she is going home to change and not coming back for the day (happened around 1 pm).

This morning they sent HER for a drug test. :loco:

 
boring down there. Get a car and go to SF?
Trying to catch a Giants game when we fly in that Sunday. Thats about all we got so far. Guess I'll just get drunk at the hotel bar each night.
So no Youngstown trips in your near future, huh? :kicksrock:
Not anytime soon that I can see :kicksrock:
I land at 11:00pm tomorrow night. Fly right back out at 6:00pm on Thursday. :kicksrock: Should be free most of the afternoon though
 
I land at 11:00pm tomorrow night. Fly right back out at 6:00pm on Thursday. :kicksrock: Should be free most of the afternoon though
:lmao: Do you think I have access to a helicopter or something?
YSR is marrying my son.
If that's the case, we should buy her bigger condoms.
:updatesregistry:
I got you the $150 covered butter dish. :thumbup:
Yes...yes, I do.
 
Married people and long term relationship people....let's talk "treats".

How often do you get "treats"? Ladies of GM's thread, how often do you give "treats"? Are the "treats" usually umm....completed?

:popcorn:

:letskeepthisclean,muchogracias:

 
'Gadzooks said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Disco Stu said:
Tufnel>Sorry about ruining your niece's confirmation Sunday.
:unsure:
Would have been greater cause for concern had it been HJS apologizing.
There is a story here that needs to be told. :popcorn:
I don't want to speak for Tufnel, but I'm hoping he'll say the only thing ruined was his pants.
:lmao:My phone buzzed at my nieces' (correct apostrophe placement, BTW) confirmation on Sunday night. Figuring it was nothing, with my son on my lap, I looked at it fairly indiscreetly only to see a pic of some chick in a bikini with one of the sweetest little behinds I've ever seen. The speed with which I put the phone back in my pocket cannot be measured. My wife caught a glimpse, but obviously couldn't make it out because we didn't get in a fight. She mouthed, "What was that?" I replied, "Disco Stu." "Oh," and an actual question mark appeared above her head, obscuring the view of the priest (?) of the sweet, clean Christians behind her.I want to be friends with that ###, Stu.
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Disco Stu said:
Tufnel>Sorry about ruining your niece's confirmation Sunday.
:unsure:
Would have been greater cause for concern had it been HJS apologizing.
There is a story here that needs to be told. :popcorn:
I don't want to speak for Tufnel, but I'm hoping he'll say the only thing ruined was his pants.
:lmao:My phone buzzed at my nieces' (correct apostrophe placement, BTW) confirmation on Sunday night. Figuring it was nothing, with my son on my lap, I looked at it fairly indiscreetly only to see a pic of some chick in a bikini with one of the sweetest little behinds I've ever seen. The speed with which I put the phone back in my pocket cannot be measured. My wife caught a glimpse, but obviously couldn't make it out because we didn't get in a fight. She mouthed, "What was that?" I replied, "Disco Stu." "Oh," and an actual question mark appeared above her head, obscuring the view of the priest (?) of the sweet, clean Christians behind her.I want to be friends with that ###, Stu.
:lmao: Not exactly what I was expecting (hoping) but still :lmao:
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Disco Stu said:
Tufnel>Sorry about ruining your niece's confirmation Sunday.
:unsure:
Would have been greater cause for concern had it been HJS apologizing.
There is a story here that needs to be told. :popcorn:
I don't want to speak for Tufnel, but I'm hoping he'll say the only thing ruined was his pants.
:lmao: My phone buzzed at my nieces' (correct apostrophe placement, BTW) confirmation on Sunday night. Figuring it was nothing, with my son on my lap, I looked at it fairly indiscreetly only to see a pic of some chick in a bikini with one of the sweetest little behinds I've ever seen. The speed with which I put the phone back in my pocket cannot be measured. My wife caught a glimpse, but obviously couldn't make it out because we didn't get in a fight. She mouthed, "What was that?" I replied, "Disco Stu." "Oh," and an actual question mark appeared above her head, obscuring the view of the priest (?) of the sweet, clean Christians behind her.

I want to be friends with that ###, Stu.
:lmao: :lmao:
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Disco Stu said:
Tufnel>Sorry about ruining your niece's confirmation Sunday.
:unsure:
Would have been greater cause for concern had it been HJS apologizing.
There is a story here that needs to be told. :popcorn:
I don't want to speak for Tufnel, but I'm hoping he'll say the only thing ruined was his pants.
:lmao: My phone buzzed at my nieces' (correct apostrophe placement, BTW) confirmation on Sunday night. Figuring it was nothing, with my son on my lap, I looked at it fairly indiscreetly only to see a pic of some chick in a bikini with one of the sweetest little behinds I've ever seen. The speed with which I put the phone back in my pocket cannot be measured. My wife caught a glimpse, but obviously couldn't make it out because we didn't get in a fight. She mouthed, "What was that?" I replied, "Disco Stu." "Oh," and an actual question mark appeared above her head, obscuring the view of the priest (?) of the sweet, clean Christians behind her.

I want to be friends with that ###, Stu.
:lmao: :lmao:
:goodposting:
 
'Exit 1 said:
Married people and long term relationship people....let's talk "treats".How often do you get "treats"? Ladies of GM's thread, how often do you give "treats"? Are the "treats" usually umm....completed? :popcorn: :letskeepthisclean,muchogracias:
Like candy on Halloween.
 

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