'Gadzooks said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Disco Stu said:
Tufnel>Sorry about ruining your niece's confirmation Sunday.
Would have been greater cause for concern had it been HJS apologizing.
There is a story here that needs to be told.
I don't want to speak for Tufnel, but I'm hoping he'll say the only thing ruined was his pants.

My phone buzzed at my nieces' (correct apostrophe placement, BTW) confirmation on Sunday night. Figuring it was nothing, with my son on my lap, I looked at it fairly indiscreetly only to see a pic of some chick in a bikini with one of the sweetest little behinds I've ever seen. The speed with which I put the phone back in my pocket cannot be measured. My wife caught a glimpse, but obviously couldn't make it out because we didn't get in a fight. She mouthed, "What was that?" I replied, "Disco Stu." "Oh," and an actual question mark appeared above her head, obscuring the view of the priest (?) of the sweet, clean Christians behind her.I want to be friends with that ###, Stu.